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http://foxsports.news.com.au/story/0,8659,11188595-23218,00.html
ATHLETES have been using fake penises and other prosthetic devices to try to fool drug testers, including at the Athens Olympics.
David Howman, director general of the World Anti-Doping Agency, yesterday displayed one of the devices he believes was used by a member of the Hungarian team in Athens.
It consists of a plug that is inserted in the rectum, a small reservoir for "clean" urine, and a tube that is attached to the underside of the penis.
"We believe - with good evidence - that this one was used by the Hungarian team in Athens," Howman said, holding it up a little gingerly.
Hungarian hammer thrower Adrian Annus and discus thrower Robert Fazekas were stripped of their Olympic titles from Athens over doping offences.
Some of the other devices are rather more lurid, including the Whizzinator, which is available on the Internet for $200.
It consists of a fake penis mounted on an athletic support. At the press of a concealed trigger, it will deliver a stream of "clean" urine pre-stored in a small reservoir.
The artificial penis comes in only one size, but a range of colours, including white, tan, Latino, brown and black.
"What it emphasises is the need for us to have very well-trained doping control officers," Howman said.
Experienced drug testers would have no trouble spotting such devices.
Teams from WADA and the Australian Sports Drug Agency are in Sydney this week conducting training workshops for drug testers from the Oceania region.
Howman said urine testing was still the best way to detect drug cheats, despite the drawbacks.
Wtf indeed. 
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Wow, it's incredibly sad how far some people will go for the win.
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i wonder if the fake black penises come in bigger sizes than the other ones
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WTF lol
putting a bag of urine in their rectum and having a fake penis to win in athens??
WTF
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wow, it doesn't suprise me that people would go to these lengths, but it still does kinda disgust me.
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Yeah. Really disgusting.
But imagine if he kinda dropped it during the test. Would be damn funny to watch 
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Hmm if i was testing, i sure as hell wouldnt spot it either. Who has the tenacity to stare at your penis for irregularities.
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I still don't see why weed is tested for.
Not like it helps.
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amusing story, The olympics arent even pro... and they go to these lengths to win at them, and even worse get caught, amatuers...
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Now i know how whiz got his id :D
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what about female athletes?
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On October 26 2004 08:55 [ErOs]~InCoGniTo wrote:
amusing story, The olympics arent even pro... and they go to these lengths to win at them, and even worse get caught, amatuers...
Wrong. Olympics are open for pros in almost every sport (boxing is not for pros, others I don't know) Dream Team 1992 - hardly amatuers.
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On October 26 2004 08:55 Element)FrEaK wrote:
I still don't see why weed is tested for.
Not like it helps. More like the opposite 
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Since when is Latino a color?
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Eniram: I was just thinking the same thing... Would love to see a crayon marked "latino"... and the various legal hilarity that ensues.
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On October 26 2004 11:58 Eniram wrote:
Since when is Latino a color?
Since Latino's skin color is not the same as black or white?
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I bet this invention was created in Japan. Japanese people come up with all sorts of crazy inventions. What people will do to make some money these days... geez...
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so thats how the US won so many medals in the olympics
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On October 26 2004 14:53 dronebabo wrote: Show nested quote +On October 26 2004 14:50 veryn0 wrote:
I bet this invention was created in Japan. Japanese people come up with all sorts of crazy inventions. What people will do to make some money these days... geez... yeah and i bet thats why they don't have an asian color one 
...they do have asian color, but you gonna have to pay extra for the smaller design
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LOL what's this new generation coming to!? FAKE PENIS'?
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wonder if they do this in the gsl
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EPT
