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ShadeR
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7535 Posts
January 27 2011 11:34 GMT
#141
Erect or Flacid?
Kickboxer
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Slovenia1308 Posts
January 27 2011 11:40 GMT
#142
The penis size can't be right rofl...

ktp
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States797 Posts
January 27 2011 11:44 GMT
#143
The Average Man - cares lot about measurements of other men, mostly dick.
chenchen
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1136 Posts
January 27 2011 11:46 GMT
#144
12:17 as average mile time . . . lolwut.
powerade = dragoon blood
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
January 27 2011 11:53 GMT
#145
i always thought 5 inches was rather small for a penis.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
January 27 2011 11:54 GMT
#146
On January 27 2011 09:35 Enervate wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2011 09:14 Moody wrote:
So, the average weight thing is a little silly... It makes me feel like a lard ass.

I'm 6'3", 210, bench 260, run a mile in around 7:30, and score in the 14's on the bleep test. I consider myself pretty damn fit, but according to this (and wii fit) I'm obese.

edit: typos

Average weight has nothing to do with obesity. It's just a fact they put in to compare with. If you want to compare how fit you are and whether you are obese you should look at the average percent body fat, which is 17.6 %.

not an accurate measurement either.
Most MMA fighters are fairly pudgy when not cutting weight.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
January 27 2011 12:00 GMT
#147
On January 27 2011 18:35 BroodjeBaller wrote:
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On January 27 2011 18:03 Slayer91 wrote:
On January 27 2011 17:40 icystorage wrote:
read it in wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size

"A study published in the September 1996 Journal of Urology concluded that average erect length was 12.9 cm (5.08 in) (measured by staff)"

"Erection was pharmacologically induced in 80 physically normal American men (varying ethnicity, average age 54)."



What are you trying to say? Does age effect the penis size?

afaik its harder to get hard all the way with age.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
January 27 2011 12:12 GMT
#148
Are you serious America? A 12 minute average mile? That can't be right...
radialis
Profile Joined November 2010
726 Posts
January 27 2011 12:12 GMT
#149
wtf, 34" waist size is the average in the US? pretty big.
thfrgi
Profile Joined December 2010
33 Posts
January 27 2011 12:20 GMT
#150
What i find interesting is that most people assume that if you are below these averages, you are obese...I may actually be below a lot of these (not quite sure, y u no metric system?), but it's because i only eat once a day and never saw the point of exercise and therefore have virtually no body mass at all :D
But it makes me look good so it's allright, right?
you know you want her
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 12:22:52
January 27 2011 12:21 GMT
#151
On January 27 2011 21:12 radialis wrote:
wtf, 34" waist size is the average in the US? pretty big.


What the hell are you talking about?

34" is big? Are you on crack? I may live in the USA but I've traveled around to other countries enough to know that 34' isn't big in ANY country unless you happen to be 5'1.

If anything that 34" estimate is completely wrong in the small direction. I'd expect it to be closer to 40".
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
iPlaY.NettleS
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Australia4462 Posts
January 27 2011 12:24 GMT
#152
yeah 34" waist is on the lower end of the scale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7PvoI6gvQs
radialis
Profile Joined November 2010
726 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 12:25:35
January 27 2011 12:25 GMT
#153
On January 27 2011 21:21 Jayme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2011 21:12 radialis wrote:
wtf, 34" waist size is the average in the US? pretty big.


What the hell are you talking about?

34" is big? Are you on crack? I may live in the USA but I've traveled around to other countries enough to know that 34' isn't big in ANY country.

34" is freaking huge, but i guess it's normal for middle aged male. if you're under 25 with 34" you're either tank or fat.

btw 34" would be pretty big in any non-white country. the asian market where i live stocks nothing over 32, but it's mostly for the youths (18-25).
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
January 27 2011 12:35 GMT
#154
On January 27 2011 20:34 ShadeR wrote:
Erect or Flacid?

Flaccid.

Erect penises are too aggressive to measure in the wild, so most studies take flaccid length and multiply it by two.

On January 27 2011 20:40 Kickboxer wrote:
The penis size can't be right rofl...


That's because it's in meters, not centimeters.

On January 27 2011 20:29 Cel.erity wrote:
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On January 27 2011 19:08 Severedevil wrote:
On January 27 2011 13:59 iNcontroL wrote:
5.06 huh? Incredible. We all have what, 9 inch dicks at least right? I was worried I was on the small side with a 72 inch dick.

When they said 5.06 I figured they meant around.

That article was written using the metric system.

On January 27 2011 18:35 BroodjeBaller wrote:
On January 27 2011 18:03 Slayer91 wrote:
On January 27 2011 17:40 icystorage wrote:
read it in wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size

"A study published in the September 1996 Journal of Urology concluded that average erect length was 12.9 cm (5.08 in) (measured by staff)"

"Erection was pharmacologically induced in 80 physically normal American men (varying ethnicity, average age 54)."



What are you trying to say? Does age effect the penis size?

Yes. Old men have higher blood pressure and therefore larger erections, hence why women go for older men but men do not go for older women.


I think older women have larger erections too.

Seriously though, this sounds all wrong to me. Women go for older men for a lot of reasons: they're more stable, more comforting, remind the girl of her dad, etc. It's certainly not because of a mythical extra quarter-inch or so of penis size.

Women say they go for older men for a lot of reasons, but self-reporting is notoriously unreliable.
My strategy is to fork people.
Sm3agol
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2055 Posts
January 27 2011 12:36 GMT
#155
34 is NOT huge. I am ridiculously skinny, and have a 32" waist.
Joementum
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
787 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 14:57:29
January 27 2011 14:50 GMT
#156
On January 27 2011 21:36 Sm3agol wrote:
34 is NOT huge. I am ridiculously skinny, and have a 32" waist.


Was about to say this. I'm 5'8", 150'ish lbs and I'm a size 30. 32 if I start pushing over 150+ since I seem to gain weight abnormally in the winter.


The average man earns $36,100 per year and has $3,100 in the bank.


God damn that's terrible.

And 5.08"... really? I always considered myself average, but according to this, I'm above average.
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Wheres the counter?"
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20176 Posts
January 27 2011 14:56 GMT
#157
On January 27 2011 21:25 radialis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2011 21:21 Jayme wrote:
On January 27 2011 21:12 radialis wrote:
wtf, 34" waist size is the average in the US? pretty big.


What the hell are you talking about?

34" is big? Are you on crack? I may live in the USA but I've traveled around to other countries enough to know that 34' isn't big in ANY country.

34" is freaking huge, but i guess it's normal for middle aged male. if you're under 25 with 34" you're either tank or fat.

btw 34" would be pretty big in any non-white country. the asian market where i live stocks nothing over 32, but it's mostly for the youths (18-25).

Wtf? I'm 20 with a 32 inch waist (34 in some brands), and I'm in great shape.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Silentness
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2821 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 15:00:40
January 27 2011 14:57 GMT
#158
Don't tell me I was the first to go measure my dick.

lolz no homo *looks around.... and walks away)

PS: I actually wish my penis was shorter/smaller. My ex GF and current GF told me that it's too big and it hurts. Either they are lying or that shit is really too big. It's frustrating ughhhh

I know too much information, but yeah big isn't always better. I've heard women say that before. Obviously too small isn't good too.
GL HF... YOLO..lololollol.
Joementum
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
787 Posts
January 27 2011 15:01 GMT
#159
On January 27 2011 23:57 Silentness wrote:
Don't tell me I was the first to go measure my dick.

lolz no homo *looks around.... and walks away)

PS: I actually wish my penis was shorter/smaller. My ex GF and current GF told me that it's too big and it hurts. Either they are lying or that shit is really too big. It's frustrating ughhhh

I know too much information, but yeah big isn't always better. I've heard women say that before. Obviously too small isn't good too.


You're not a man unless you've measured your dick at least once.
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Wheres the counter?"
CPTslut
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany98 Posts
January 27 2011 15:15 GMT
#160
I can't believe the penis thing, that would be a ridiculously low average, none of my friends or their friends has ever been seen with such a short dick.
And Germans aren't really known for a huge penis, wtf?
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