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evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12816 Posts
January 29 2011 21:36 GMT
#641
On January 30 2011 06:28 Half wrote:
That penis stat either made me feel very very happy or very very sad depending on if its erect or non erect lol.


coupled that with your userID it is a hilarious comment....


Funny how they can press more than their weight but can only do 1 pullup.
.__.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
January 29 2011 21:43 GMT
#642
The pullup stat is misleading. A 130lb guy who can do 10 is far less impressive than a 180lb guy doing 8.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
EatCrow
Profile Joined April 2010
Estonia333 Posts
January 29 2011 21:43 GMT
#643
fuuu mods
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
January 29 2011 21:45 GMT
#644
I got tricked into coming here for the 5th time ~_~
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
January 29 2011 22:00 GMT
#645
On January 30 2011 06:28 Half wrote:
That penis stat either made me feel very very happy or very very sad depending on if its erect or non erect lol.

well, do you see the glass half full or half empty?
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-29 23:07:33
January 29 2011 22:11 GMT
#646
Dammit, dickroll'd again.

NSFW: Headless cock:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Cockless head:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Crustless Bread:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

+ Show Spoiler +
JK that's my penis.






The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6789 Posts
January 29 2011 22:15 GMT
#647
Ok I'll be honest... I am just happy to see you
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
Tilorn
Profile Joined July 2010
Serbia75 Posts
January 29 2011 22:23 GMT
#648
Ok after coming here the 4th time I feel like it's my duty to share how well endowed I am. Ready for it? 6cm erect. There Incontrol, happy?
Sad but true
Amyris
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom77 Posts
January 29 2011 22:54 GMT
#649
Ahahaha I love this thread, I wonder how long the mods can keep thinking up new thread titles.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46686 Posts
January 29 2011 22:57 GMT
#650
Did people really get fooled by the name change?

I think it's a fantastic name change, but the second I read "Is that a flagpole..." I knew it was more of the penis jokes

I keep clicking on this thread because it's so much fun to read.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
January 29 2011 22:57 GMT
#651
Tricked again! Damnit!
:)
0mgVitaminE
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1278 Posts
January 29 2011 23:04 GMT
#652
I chuckle every time I open this thread.
If I paid attention to what it said, I wouldn't get fooled, but who actually reads thread titles nowadays?
Hi there. I'm in a cave, how bout you?
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
January 29 2011 23:19 GMT
#653
60,000 views! apparently teamliquid is very attracted to penis.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
January 29 2011 23:25 GMT
#654
On January 30 2011 08:19 nttea wrote:
60,000 views! apparently teamliquid is very attracted to penis.


Who isn't?
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
fAnTaCy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States893 Posts
January 29 2011 23:34 GMT
#655
Thread titles so full of win.

P.S. I'm just happy to see you
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GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
January 29 2011 23:35 GMT
#656
On January 30 2011 08:19 nttea wrote:
60,000 views! apparently teamliquid is very attracted to penis.


</3 Name changes
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Mutaahh
Profile Joined June 2007
Netherlands859 Posts
January 29 2011 23:37 GMT
#657
haha this is epic

the last pages make me rofl badly

another "you had to be there" thread has been born :D
I want to fly
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
January 29 2011 23:43 GMT
#658
surprised i havent seen mora post in here yet, maybe i missed it
itsben
Profile Joined July 2010
435 Posts
January 30 2011 00:07 GMT
#659
On January 30 2011 08:35 GenesisX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 30 2011 08:19 nttea wrote:
60,000 views! apparently teamliquid is very attracted to penis.


</3 Name changes


Most of the titles didn't have penis...dam my stupid brain for making me click on this thread again.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
January 30 2011 00:10 GMT
#660
FFS this is like the 6th time the mods have tricked me altho i liked this new title lol.
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