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FaZe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada472 Posts
December 12 2010 05:28 GMT
#241
I accidently told the brother of a girl I used to sleep with that I fucked his sister when we were at the bar celebrating her birthday. Her boyfriend was there, and she cried. I was just too hammed.

Her brother and his 4 friends beat the shit out of me for about 45 seconds before the bouncer dragged me out of the bar.

And I worked with the girl, it was awkward the next day. LOL.
"Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none."
MarCoon
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Germany493 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-12 05:39:25
December 12 2010 05:37 GMT
#242
I actually have two fractures beneath my left eye and a really small area on the left side on my face is a little numb due to that.
I can't remember much but apperently I didn't do shit and two guys just wanted to beat me up at a trainstation at 5 am or something. If I would have been sober and if they wouldn't have hit me together all of a sudden I would have probably beat those guys up.
Didn't even go to the police because I knew they will never find them. Wrong place wrong time basically.

There was one time where some friends and me got into a fight actually.
It was after a club or soemthing if I remember correctly and we were heading home. While we were going a friend and me noticed that one of our guys was missing and while we turned aroudn looking for him we saw a big group of dudes like 100m away that were screaming. Our friend was in there and ofcourse we ran over to help him. Was 4vs6, but they thought he is alone so we had the momentum when we were bursting in. It was over after 10-15 seconds maybe, partly because me and my friends were winning at that moment and partly because we heard a police siren pretty near us and all of us fled.

I suppose this must have looked funny to people that could haev watched us, since they saw 10 people running as fast as they could in different directions.

So basically I never fought because I wanted to but more because I "had to", which doesn't mean fighting is good. I always try to handle stuff orally (not what your dirty mind thinks) to avoid physical confrontation since mostly the things people are fighting about when they're drunk are pretty much irrelevant.
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Deleted User 108965
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1096 Posts
December 12 2010 05:41 GMT
#243
i dont know if this counts but after football practice one day a kid was being a douche in the shower and i threw a bar of soap at him and hit him in the balls. it was epic
Disciple....Top 3 control in Clarion County
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
December 12 2010 05:43 GMT
#244
I've gotten in multiple fights while drunk/at parties and 100% of the time its because they were at my place/my friends place, and being a d-bag or real creepy. There's alpha-maling and then there's drunkenly groping my gf, if you get my meaning.

Right or wrong, I don't care. I don't remember all the fights, either. I win the majority of them mono-a-mono, win others by proxy (friends show up), but I've gotten my ass pretty well kicked a couple of times lol
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
steelcaller
Profile Joined October 2009
United States6 Posts
December 12 2010 06:03 GMT
#245
Look here is all you have to know about fighting... if you know you cant win... just drop your pants... and heres why 1) he beats up a guy with his pants down... he will forever be shamed and made fun of 2) he gets beatin up by a guy with his pants down... this is even worse or 3) he doesnt fight... therefor you win by not loosing...
Hey im winning... wait thats his team...
dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1438 Posts
December 12 2010 06:06 GMT
#246
5) he kicks you in the balls and you die.
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Paperline
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada78 Posts
December 12 2010 06:35 GMT
#247
The closest thing I can think of was when I was out clubbing with my friend, his brother and their girlfriends. As we were leaving the girls got separated from us and 2 drunk idiots started some shit with them (grabbing asses and the like). The girls ran over to us but the guys followed and tried instigate with us too. We shoved the guys off but none of us really wanted to fight (because fighting is dumb and their were 3 cop cars parked on the other side of the block). As we were hailing a cab one of the guys body-checked one of the girls into a fire hydrant.
That is when some shit went down.
I immediately threw the guy off her, which i was quite impressed about; being a skinny fuck with no business being in a fight and all. My friends on the other hand were jacked as fuck. I made sure Desiree was alright and picked her up and let the other girl calm her down but while I was doing that both of my friends went to work on the guys shouting "YOU DON'T HIT GIRLS" over and over.
Because of all the shouting and it being close to last call so everyone was leaving anyways a pretty big group surrounded us. I figured with the police less then a block away we should probably gtfo, so i helped push the drunk guys over a knee-high fence into the club parking lot, as we were leaving this HUGE guy, (he looked kinda like Hurley from lost except ripped and scary) came up to me looking quite menacing and said " I don't know what's going on but hitting girls is wrong. What can I do to help"
So I pointed at the guys in the parking lot and said they hit girls and we hailed a new cab (the first one bailed as soon as the fight started) and hauled ass out of there.
Desiree was fine, a little shaken up but totally ok. We kinda just make jokes about it now. Especially about the Hurley guy, I'm pretty sure he did some horrible shit to those guys haha.
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Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
December 12 2010 06:43 GMT
#248
On December 12 2010 15:03 steelcaller wrote:
Look here is all you have to know about fighting... if you know you cant win... just drop your pants... and heres why 1) he beats up a guy with his pants down... he will forever be shamed and made fun of 2) he gets beatin up by a guy with his pants down... this is even worse or 3) he doesnt fight... therefor you win by not loosing...


I'm laughing so hard right now....
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
December 12 2010 06:46 GMT
#249
On December 10 2010 08:08 eXigent. wrote:
A friend of mine got into a scuffle outside a nightclub with another person. He tried to mind his own business but the guy just wouldnt let it go. Eventually they were both outside smoking, and the guy attacked my friend. My friend punched him only 1 time, and not extremely hard either. The attacker lost his balance after being hit, and fell backwards onto the cement and cracked his head open and died on the spot. My friend got no jailtime for what happened, but is forced to live with the fact that he took a 21yrold kids life for absolutely no reason. (He also had to hire a lawyer etc and in total its run him $200,000 in debt, and financially ruined his life.)

That is so horrible and tragic.
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
Zeri
Profile Joined March 2010
United States773 Posts
December 12 2010 06:47 GMT
#250
The only real thing I've learned from being in the actual fights I've been in. 99% of what you learn in most martial arts classes won't help you at all. Unless its MMA training or BJJ, martial arts won't help you in a fight. I've witnessed many college bar fights that are wrestler vs martial artist, its never a competition.
You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.
HardCorey
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States709 Posts
December 14 2010 07:44 GMT
#251
Nope never. Also an only child so never even had a chance to fight with brothers/sisters. Im not very intimidating.
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
Dubz
Profile Joined October 2010
United States242 Posts
December 14 2010 20:16 GMT
#252
On December 10 2010 05:27 p4NDemik wrote:
Nearly got in a fight a few weeks ago when some rednecks at White Castles wouldn't stop calling our friend racial slurs. Had to pull one of my friends away into the car to leave. Probably best for them as we outnumbered them more than two to one. To this day I've never been in a legitimate street fight.

This was probably a good idea. Lots of rednecks could be packing and drunk enough to do stupid tyhings
" mefjupl: if this game was balanced and we would find two players with almost same skills, in mirror match there would be a draw each game"
RighteousDan
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada99 Posts
December 15 2010 04:13 GMT
#253
On December 12 2010 15:03 steelcaller wrote:
Look here is all you have to know about fighting... if you know you cant win... just drop your pants... and heres why 1) he beats up a guy with his pants down... he will forever be shamed and made fun of 2) he gets beatin up by a guy with his pants down... this is even worse or 3) he doesnt fight... therefor you win by not loosing...


I am legitimately crying right now, because of how hard I'm laughing...
As to the topic, I haven't been in any real street fights. Just a few brawls at school, and some scuffles at concerts. Hopefully it stays that way.
"He's from Trinidad and Tobago. So he's Trinidadian and Toboggan."
gtrsrs
Profile Joined June 2010
United States9109 Posts
December 15 2010 04:41 GMT
#254
i'm a skinny kid and i've had my ass kicked regularly when i used to be a tough-guy drunk
i got hospitalized after a guy jumped me at a party, broke my jaw clean in half, i don't remember being hit but i remember feeling all movie-star like when i yelled "you just made the biggest mistake of your life!" at him afterwards. probably didn't come out right on account of me having two jaws at that point. 2 months of liquid food. i try not to fight any more
i play ... hearthstone =\^.^/= Winterfox
Fishball
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada4788 Posts
December 15 2010 06:41 GMT
#255
On December 15 2010 13:41 gtrsrs wrote:
i'm a skinny kid and i've had my ass kicked regularly when i used to be a tough-guy drunk
i got hospitalized after a guy jumped me at a party, broke my jaw clean in half, i don't remember being hit but i remember feeling all movie-star like when i yelled "you just made the biggest mistake of your life!" at him afterwards. probably didn't come out right on account of me having two jaws at that point. 2 months of liquid food. i try not to fight any more


lol, you mean you try not to get your ass kicked anymore
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randleplex
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia14 Posts
December 15 2010 07:57 GMT
#256
For all you that say Bjj is not effective...

I’ll make your ankle hurt.
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
December 15 2010 08:19 GMT
#257
yeah i was in a fight. you could say that. I mean it wasn't really a fight per se but I was there! And it wasn't actually with other people, it was more an animal. And by animal I mean my Chinese water dragon. And by fight I mean I had to put it in a box and bury it out back.
Liveon
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Netherlands1083 Posts
December 15 2010 08:21 GMT
#258
I've never been in a fight, but I still laugh thinking about my younger brother's one. He was 15 at the time, when a group of dumber kids came his way and were making fun of his friends. My brother is about 180 pounds and pretty strong. He told them to stop, they continued making fun of them. My brother asked them if they wanted a fight, they weren't afraid because they were with like, 10 and he was on his own. They told him to go at it so he hit the leader in his face, the rest of the group ran away and the leader just whined, my brother walked back to his friends.

I'm not so strong though, never got into a fight and happy with that (even though I'm quite aggressive, which is not a good thing to be).
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Avaloch
Profile Joined August 2010
241 Posts
December 15 2010 08:23 GMT
#259
I've never been a fight since I was 10 I think. These days, I get other people to do my fights for me.
bkrow
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia8532 Posts
December 15 2010 08:30 GMT
#260
On December 15 2010 17:23 Avaloch wrote:
I've never been a fight since I was 10 I think. These days, I get other people to do my fights for me.


Nice. :/ .. this is a funny thread - im realy impressed noones come in with some "im-so-awesome" story..

Lovers not fighters man!
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