MANI IS ATTEMPTING TO SAVE THEM. MANI AND INCBEAR LOCKED IN DEADLY COMBAT NOOOO TL SENT IN THE SMAT (Special Monkeys and Tactics) SQUAD VENGANCE! I have a list of demands that if not met in 72 hours I will be forced to unleash the full power of my mutant cyborg death shark squad upon the defenseless inhabitants of team liquid. 1. My post count will be set at over 9000 2. Unban charlie and reinstate him with his 9 lives (hes gonna need em) 3. All sc2 vs BW debates will from now on be resolved by foam noodle duel to the death 4. Posting any kind of offtopic unfunny SC related pun will trigger a script that replaces the users entire post history with randomly generated SC words. 5. All content on the TL homepage will be replaced by an in depth Automated ban list section complete with mod ban statistics and leaderboards. 6. A fully fueled and ready to go TL.net bandwagon to aid me in my escape. 7. Do not attempt to contact the authorities or I will have to take drastic measures such as giving my cyborg death sharks lasers that shoot from the eyes. 8. Do not attempt to close this thread or ban me or i will be sad. just to prove that I am serious + Show Spoiler + The probe was temp banned for this post.
intrigue
Washington, D.C 9933 Posts
lol funny shit... please dont close
I love how you killed a random Sc2 noob but please don't kill the mods.
Poor guy. He got shut down so quickly I thought the spoiler was kinda funny though
Intrigue, this is obviously a joke why ban? just curious
Zurich 15314 Posts
OMG intrigue looks so terrified.
Braavos 36372 Posts
On October 07 2010 17:28 InfeSteD wrote: Intrigue, this is obviously a joke
why ban? just curious
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
He isn't a terrorist ffs. He is just misunderstood.
nooo Frozenarbiter nooooooo
iNcontroL
USA 29055 Posts
I am discussing increasing the ban to 90 days on the grounds that THAT is how long it will take for us to come up with the posts to pay this man off.
The hostages didn't even make TL.net staff flinch. Rest in peace Beyonder.
On October 07 2010 17:31 {88}iNcontroL wrote: I am discussing increasing the ban to 90 days on the grounds that THAT is how long it will take for us to come up with the posts to pay this man off.
if we have konadora anything is possibleeee!~~~ I bereeve;
thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
OMG am I next in line to get dropped? >< btw lololol @ #6.
On October 07 2010 17:30 Sfydjklm wrote: nooo Frozenarbiter nooooooo
FA is red probe, idunno who permaprobes are besides Hittegods edit: oh nvm its obv FA cuz his red probe image is gone and coag didnt take time to find it prolly why he's banned
United States 22883 Posts
What if we unban CM now (he's still on his last life, though) and then you serve out the rest of his sentence.
Oh wow. I don't know whether I'd give this 1/5 for trolling attempt, or 5/5 for the sheer cheekiness and humor.
Such a cute thread, too bad it ends this way :/
ALLEYCAT BLUES 49626 Posts
Cutest thread i've ever read, why'd you ban him? It was probably just a joke + Show Spoiler +
Haha, 5/5! XD Especially because he actually got banned for it.
nooooooooooooo Coag <3 how will i go on?
best thread I've seen in a while.
lol I had a good laugh. Even more funny that he got temp banned.
United States 47024 Posts
My only complaint is that this should have been done as your 2000th post. Would have been more epic.
Australia 14568 Posts
wow, that was dealt with swiftly, total headshot from the mods. TL never blinks first. This did give me a good laugh though, and I love the banner with the icons dangling :D lol i also love how to drop some worker icon first
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
haha, this thread make me laugh. Damn good banner btw,
leave proberto alone you goddamn terrorist!!!
Korea (South) 17174 Posts
forgot to take the scythe, it cuts rope man
On October 07 2010 18:45 Rekrul wrote: forgot to take the scythe, it cuts rope man
Isn't the rope the only thing saving you from laser eye sharks? He was clever to leave it -- psychological torture...cut the rope to "free" yourself.
On October 07 2010 18:54 Dog22 wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 18:45 Rekrul wrote: forgot to take the scythe, it cuts rope man
Isn't the rope the only thing saving you from laser eye sharks? He was clever to leave it -- psychological torture...cut the rope to "free" yourself.
Maybe it is so he can cut someone else's rope. oo;
On October 07 2010 18:54 Dog22 wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 18:45 Rekrul wrote: forgot to take the scythe, it cuts rope man
Isn't the rope the only thing saving you from laser eye sharks? He was clever to leave it -- psychological torture...cut the rope to "free" yourself.
FUCKING METAGAME
On October 07 2010 18:03 KinosJourney2 wrote: Cutest thread i've ever read, why'd you ban him?
It was
probably just a joke
+ Show Spoiler + He killed a innocent Probe!!
Korea (South) 1897 Posts
wasn't it a joke? now he is sad...
I hope everyone dies. >
Was I the only one who saw this thread and went straight to the Automated Ban Thread Also I don't think its appropriate to lambast him for not making the Probe Red, because if he ain't called FrozenArbiter no more he's not as special
I'm currently having a hard time deciding what I think is the funniest part about this thread; the OP with all it's silly humour or the ban.
C'mon, why ban this guy? Opposed to other offensive posts this was placed in blogs and has obviously taken some effort. It's also clearly a joke, why so serious?
As the number of mods increase, the odds of someone getting banned due to missing a sarcastic joke increases. That or someone just felt like being a troll.
OMG he's holding the mods hostage! please someone save them!
Does the fact that he's been unbanned mean that you'll agree to give him what he wants?
It's a good thing it wasn't an SCV instead of a probe... :< I am quite amused though.
On October 07 2010 21:03 Holgerius wrote: Does the fact that he's been unbanned mean that you'll agree to give him what he wants?
TL does not negotiate with terrorists
So who forgot to take chill pills?
Haha I woulda missed this without The Automated Banlist :D I wonder what new mischief he'll come up with =) GL on getting over 9000posts though!
Hahahahahaha. This made my day.
On October 07 2010 21:08 Pokebunny wrote: It's a good thing it wasn't an SCV instead of a probe... :< I am quite amused though.
lolololol I know right, friggen probes deserve that kind of fate amiright? :D amazing gifs LOL.
I love the picture, so epic.
Obviously unbanning means TL has folded and there are some backdoor negotiations going on.
So funny how Mani unbanned him cuz he didn't include Mani's icon on there... hahaha I love this!
On October 07 2010 17:28 Hot_Bid wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 17:28 InfeSteD wrote: Intrigue, this is obviously a joke
why ban? just curious
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
Strong stance from someone who isn't in danger!
Funny. *reads thread* Mod fuels the fun, even better. Though a ban was a tiny bit of harshness from the mods side?
Bleh why'd you ban him? We can't have fun anymore on TL? I agree that these forums are mainly for serious business but banning him is just stupid and harsh.
On October 07 2010 21:45 ExaltedOne (post 2) wrote: Bleh why'd you ban him? We can't have fun anymore on TL? I agree that these forums are mainly for serious business but banning him is just stupid and harsh.
Alrite, whose smurf is it?
I sorta had an idea of what this blog was going to be about after reading the title, and sure enough i click it and it only got better. Jay you have nothing better to do with your time? How's your adventure on finding a wife?
You should have put the more unreasonable demands lower down. For example number 2 should be at the bottom.
konadora
Singapore 66116 Posts
poor guy why so srs? i found it funny lol
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Threads like these make the perfect start to anyone's day.
Hahahah, 5/5 Made my day. Amazing gif :D
9070 Posts
I hope protoss preserve this post in their vault of knowledge
I am so sad that this guy got banned. This is pretty funnyOn October 07 2010 20:50 Manifesto7 wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 18:01 BLinD-RawR wrote: On October 07 2010 17:20 Coagulation wrote: I have a list of demands that if not met in 72 hours I will be forced to unleash the full power of my mutant cyborg death shark squad upon the defenseless inhabitants of team liquid.
1. My post count will be set at over 9000
2. Unban charlie and reinstate him with his 9 lives (hes gonna need em)
3. All sc2 vs BW debates will from now on be resolved by foam noodle duel to the death
4. Posting any kind of offtopic unfunny SC related pun will trigger a script that replaces the users entire post history with randomly generated SC words.
5. All content on the TL homepage will be replaced by an in depth Automated ban list section complete with mod ban statistics and leaderboards.
6. A fully fueled and ready to go TL.net bandwagon to aid me in my escape.
7. Do not attempt to contact the authorities or I will have to take drastic measures such as giving my cyborg death sharks lasers that shoot from the eyes.
8. Do not attempt to close this thread or ban me or i will be sad.
just to prove that I am serious
+ Show Spoiler + User was temp banned for this post. oh this one was Hilarious.
Unbanned since my icon isn't there and I wanna see blood
Yaaay!
konadora
Singapore 66116 Posts
<3 Coagulation Hilarious gifs and amazing posts 10/5
LMAO Jay, too much time on your hands, this was even funnier with the ban though. what's next, what's next
LOL this is brilliant. Well done sir, I got a good laugh out of it.
Seriously though why did they ban him? Just to be funny? Seems extremely uncool to me. oh, glad he's unbanned i just hope whatever admins/mods banned him weren't actually serious about it in the first placeUser was warned for this post edit: lol, dickzUser was warned for this post User was warned for this post User was warned for this post
omg i teared up abit that was the funniest thing i have seen in awhile, hahaha
intrigue
Washington, D.C 9933 Posts
why would i ban him and then leave this blog open???? why are you guys so serious?!!!!!!!!!! relax guys
This was a clever thread. Man I love the banners they made my day. Another thing that made my day? When I drove to school this morning I saw a guy with the vanity plates "ZERG RSH". LOL My day is made.
Killing a probe is no joke D:
intrigue you're just so mean
This is pretty amusing, but... Yeah.
On October 07 2010 20:47 Saechiis wrote: C'mon, why ban this guy? Opposed to other offensive posts this was placed in blogs and has obviously taken some effort. It's also clearly a joke, why so serious?
It wasn't in blogs originally, it was in general for about 2 minutes until it was moved.
^that makes sense this was hilarious/creative 5/5
On October 07 2010 17:28 Hot_Bid wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 17:28 InfeSteD wrote: Intrigue, this is obviously a joke
why ban? just curious
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
^Thats why hes banned. GJ TL.net. Fighting Terrorism one post at a time. I feel a victory speech coming on ^^
5/5 lol I actually like this blog a lot because of its creativity hahaha
Did the other liquid staff outrun these 6 out of the building? lol
Ahaha... nice work... poor probity
I think this thread served it's purpose to find out something, and make us laugh. Thankful for stuff like this at the hard times of no bw
Lol, i thought this was kinda funny
Can I join you?? I've always had beef with these mods. We can even make our own private, angry forums, where we curse them and plot our revenge. We can call it nobred.com or something.
Haji's icon looks so hilarious tied up that. Even when hes about to be eaten by cyber sharks. Just imagine someone with that expression in that situation.
damn probe had it coming.
carefull boblion you start digging too deep to uncover the truth you may find yourself in over your head.... with the rest of the staff
intrigue was not joking. The conspiracy goes deeper then you know.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Huge!
On October 08 2010 03:10 polgas wrote: Did the other liquid staff outrun these 6 out of the building? lol
YES as a matter of fact they did. Its also worth noting that incontrol screamed like a girl the whole way out.
Osaka 27128 Posts
Now that I have done you a favour and freed you from your ban, you are required to perform for me a service in the future.
cool i will be like a wookie serving a life debt
great job man wonder what special service you will be required to do. dun dun dun.
Will he make you an offer you cannot refuse? :O
DAMN! Can't stop laughing hahahahahaha.
On October 08 2010 07:24 Manifesto7 wrote: Now that I have done you a favour and freed you from your ban, you are required to perform for me a service in the future.
I knew it mani is part of the mob.
On October 07 2010 17:28 Hot_Bid wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 17:28 InfeSteD wrote: Intrigue, this is obviously a joke
why ban? just curious
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
I lol'd so hard.
On October 08 2010 11:21 dronebabo wrote: lol u are an evil genius coag
He's got sharks with frickin laser beams after all.
On October 07 2010 17:28 Hot_Bid wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 17:28 InfeSteD wrote: Intrigue, this is obviously a joke
why ban? just curious
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
On October 07 2010 17:29 SCC-Faust wrote: He isn't a terrorist ffs. He is just misunderstood.
hahahaha TOO GOOD.
Baltimore, USA 22251 Posts
On October 08 2010 07:33 StorrZerg wrote: great job man
wonder what special service you will be required to do. dun dun dun.
He needs to get Mani to reproduce this exact expression through any means necessary .
That is quite possibly the most epic Mani picture ever, ETT. Wtf. LOL. intrigue, I am disappointed. You left the best part out of that gif in your ban. It's just not the same without him falling down and causing a huge explosion after all that.
He got banned and the thread got featured. :o Hopefully the Stockholm syndrome hits and one of the hostages frees him. ^^
On October 08 2010 16:49 Yurie wrote: He got banned and the thread got featured. :o Hopefully the Stockholm syndrome hits and one of the hostages frees him. ^^
Mani unbanned him since he isn't one of the hostages
5/5, thank you for the most creative and hilarious thread around.
First the patch 1.12 video and now this, best entertainment for weeks. Also, why hasnt this become the official tl.net banner yet? Ofc after 72 hours the banner needs to show us the outcome in another epic gif !
On October 08 2010 17:10 Teejing wrote: Ofc after 72 hours the banner needs to show us the outcome in another epic gif !
thats pretty much the only reason i was unbanned.
Oh, thank god he's unbanned. Someone said he was banned for a week and I was : (
Hahah I'm pretty sure this thread is amazing. I think.
Haha Manifesto saves the day. 5/5
O_O oh sweet jesus, not haji or Rek!
Thank god Catbread is still safe.
lmao, this thread is sooo good
I thought that was the ONLY picture of Mani? I would gladly donate my posts to the OP... though they probably wouldn't help him with is "thin ice" situation. GL man
You should have let intrigue fall...everyone knows he has a trigger finger xD
I think it's an inside job, and Mani is the one pulling the strings. Think about it...
Sweden 33719 Posts
On October 07 2010 17:38 mOnion wrote: FA is red probe, idunno who permaprobes are besides Hittegods
edit: oh nvm its obv FA cuz his red probe image is gone and coag didnt take time to find it
prolly why he's banned
My red probe image is gone? OO I still see it.
Haha, I love how the mods are fueling this! And poor fakesteve, he doesnt hang right
Thanks to this thread, I found the legacy of tdot. Gonna read some more.
On October 08 2010 18:00 Liquid`Jinro wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 17:38 mOnion wrote: On October 07 2010 17:30 Sfydjklm wrote: nooo Frozenarbiter nooooooo
FA is red probe, idunno who permaprobes are besides Hittegods
edit: oh nvm its obv FA cuz his red probe image is gone and coag didnt take time to find it
prolly why he's banned
My red probe image is gone? OO I still see it.
Still there for me as well.
On October 08 2010 14:07 EvilTeletubby wrote: Show nested quote + On October 08 2010 07:33 StorrZerg wrote: great job man
wonder what special service you will be required to do. dun dun dun.
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</center>
He needs to get Mani to reproduce this exact expression through
any means necessary .
This picture made me immediately think of Mani's shopping wars and I had to immediately reread the entire thing for sheer happiness value.
On October 08 2010 18:11 LunarDestiny wrote: Thanks to this thread, I found the legacy of tdot. Gonna read some more.
Wait how is this related to tdot?
Give the man what he wants, it's the only way!
Zurich 15314 Posts
I offer 500 posts if you let intrigue go. He looks so scared and terrified and innocent. Show some empathy! Let women and children go!
lmao that gif is completely epic!
I like how haji is smug even in the face of his imminent demise.
On October 07 2010 17:28 Hot_Bid wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 17:28 InfeSteD wrote: Intrigue, this is obviously a joke
why ban? just curious
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
Epic response
On October 07 2010 19:10 mOnion wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 18:54 Dog22 wrote: On October 07 2010 18:45 Rekrul wrote: forgot to take the scythe, it cuts rope man
Isn't the rope the only thing saving you from laser eye sharks? He was clever to leave it -- psychological torture...cut the rope to "free" yourself.
FUCKING METAGAME
oh wow ... this is awesome on all kinds of levels. best thread in the general forums so far imho, and i have seen A LOT!
We were too late to save the probe T_T
Its a cultural diference AND not terrorism !.... Somehow i think this picture should be in the op's post User was warned for this post
OMG this was funny, OP, the mod reaction, some dumb people in the thread... thanks :D
Fucking class this threads op had. Really made me laugh
On October 07 2010 17:20 Coagulation wrote: 6. A fully fueled and ready to go TL.net bandwagon to aid me in my escape.
Easily the best demand. Great post. I'm still very surprised at how many people thought the ban was real. I don't know how Coagulation felt, but if I did something like this and I got banned I would be grinning proudly. Also, I like that TL shows no fear by spotlighting this. It's almost like they're taunting any other would-be terrorists.
Hahahaha, this is probably one of the cleverer threads I have read in a while :D.
This thread is hilarious. Frozenarbiter! : (
The probe was an innocent TL newbie, just to show that the shark really exist. And everyone objecting to mods the overseriousness is being overserious themselves. Great thread.
the TL mod nazi are gathering for their secret society meeting who knows what will happend now. The banhammer will come.
On October 07 2010 17:28 Hot_Bid wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 17:28 InfeSteD wrote: Intrigue, this is obviously a joke
why ban? just curious
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
you don´t negotiate with cyborg death laser sharks?
I enjoyed it
Fight the mods man, fight the mods. Start a TL.net anarchy or at least a mutiny ! serious note:I well worth the read.
Beyonder
Netherlands 15103 Posts
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This is not looking pretty, I'm allergic to sharks!
This thread has the potential to set off a shockwave of rebelion across TL, now that the first strike has been launched others will follow while TL loyalists will live in fear! I'm waiting for BigT to post that the revolution will be televized. This is only the beginning and metagame micro/macro econ harass, early midgame timing attack.
Oh shit...I wonder what will happen in 72 hours.
Funny thread =). Counting down the 72 hours!
lol what the hell, this thread makes no sense
hah, this was one of the funnier threads I've read in a while. The irony in this is that this guy has as much right to demand this as the mods let him. XD
On October 08 2010 21:35 Martijn wrote: This thread has the potential to set off a shockwave of rebelion across TL, now that the first strike has been launched others will follow while TL loyalists will life in fear! I'm waiting for BigT to post that the revolution will be televized. This is only the beginning and metagame micro/macro econ harass, early midgame timing attack.
hahahahaha win post. 10/10 martijn
On October 08 2010 18:13 Golden Ghost wrote: + Show Spoiler + On October 08 2010 14:07 EvilTeletubby wrote: Show nested quote + On October 08 2010 07:33 StorrZerg wrote: great job man
wonder what special service you will be required to do. dun dun dun.
<center>
</center>
He needs to get Mani to reproduce this exact expression through
any means necessary .
This picture made me immediately think of
Mani's shopping wars and I had to immediately reread the entire thing for sheer happiness value.
Thanks GG, I had never seen this amazing blog before.
why ban him? someone felt threatened mayhaps?
Lol, this now gets the spot light haha On October 08 2010 22:26 ohlala wrote: why ban him? someone felt threatened mayhaps?
read the thread
so he wrote the User was temp banned for this post. to not get banned? xD so clever well played sirUser was temp banned for this post.
On October 08 2010 22:30 ohlala wrote: so he wrote the User was temp banned for this post. by himself in order to avoid getting banned? xD so cleverUser was temp banned for this post.
That's not what happened. He was temp-banned by intrigue as a joke and then unbanned by Mani. Don't post a ban warning or edit it out. Comically, you may get banned for it.
On October 07 2010 17:28 Hot_Bid wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 17:28 InfeSteD wrote: Intrigue, this is obviously a joke
why ban? just curious
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
LOL I <3 you
On October 08 2010 22:32 Durak wrote: Show nested quote + On October 08 2010 22:30 ohlala wrote: so he wrote the User was temp banned for this post. by himself in order to avoid getting banned? xD so cleverUser was temp banned for this post.
That's not what happened. He was temp-banned by intrigue as a joke and then unbanned by Mani. Don't post a ban warning or edit it out. Comically, you may get banned for it.
Talk about prophetic
ahahaha that image is priceless love the icons too \ oh i see wat happened, clever
AHHHHHHH!!!!! Give him my posts if you must, but please, no more probe kills!!!
United Kingdom 16710 Posts
hahaha that gif is genius. epic thread.
the guy who made this post is a god nuff said.
Isn't the probe nony? If so . . . OMG you killed nony!!! You bastard!
I think teamliquid staff took lessons in japanese law enforcement.
Germany 2896 Posts
On October 08 2010 18:52 zatic wrote: I offer 500 posts if you let intrigue go. He looks so scared and terrified and innocent. Show some empathy! Let women and children go!
That's an unacceptable position for a member of the German Security Council. If you continue like this we need to reevaluate your council membership.
This is thread is awesome on all levels. #6 in particular is roflcopter.
Haha, original and brilliant post.
No negotiations with terrorists!!! All 6 mods should be considered dead. We will mourn their deaths, and prepare Terrible, Terrible revenge!!!
On October 08 2010 23:55 MasterOfChaos wrote: Show nested quote + On October 08 2010 18:52 zatic wrote: I offer 500 posts if you let intrigue go. He looks so scared and terrified and innocent. Show some empathy! Let women and children go!
That's an unacceptable position for a member of the German Security Council. If you continue like this we need to reevaluate your council membership.
Sense when do Germans have a heart? You sure that is zatic?
Pretty unique and funny idea! great work OP you made my day a lil better and @psoter above germans do have a heart ;.(
Korea (South) 922 Posts
On October 09 2010 00:40 WaZuP wrote: Pretty unique and funny idea!
great work OP you made my day a lil better
and @psoter above germans do have a heart ;.(
you're actually adopted and your real parents are romanian
Oooh no, poor proble. Terrible, terrible damage
United States 17042 Posts
hahaha luckily we have more mods. TL doesn't negotiate. And he forgot to take R1Ch with his sharks, we'll just take down the internet.
Man it seems they are not bending to your demands, better start getting rid of those hostages one by one, if you know what I mean. Remember you are doing this for things bigger than measly human lives and their blood is on the mods hands anyway...
Hmmmm, I wonder what the sharks would do with Steve. Guitars are not edible.
On October 09 2010 01:09 Deyster wrote: Hmmmm, I wonder what the sharks would do with Steve. Guitars are not edible.
steve has a soft chewy center.
Germany / USA 16648 Posts
WTF MAN YOU KILLED THE PROBUUU
On October 09 2010 01:24 Carnac wrote: WTF MAN YOU KILLED THE PROBUUU
User was temp banned for this post. THIS WAS FUNANIH AS HELL. :D
On October 09 2010 01:26 funkie wrote: User was temp banned for this post. THIS WAS FUNANIH AS HELL. :D
Mmmm? Did Carnac really get banned because of that line entirely in caps?
is awesome 32269 Posts
Germany / USA 16648 Posts
On October 09 2010 01:46 Carnac wrote: I sure did
Banned for how long? 5 seconds?
Oh my god that site is awesome. It's like the trashy legends of TL got together to stalk the site. I always liked stimey's posting, he was funny half the time. It's almost sad that his only form of communication now is with tdot. At least intrigue had some nice input.
E: Posted in wrong thread whoops!
United States 4796 Posts
Just have GTR come and cut the rope!
Lolol. This thread is full of hilarious Win.
This thread will either end like your average terrorist movie- with the bad guy hurled off a building and a romantic ending or like a Tarantino movie... Everyone dies.
If you want to take TL hostage, then you need the necessary fund to back it up. Upgrade to PRO today.
Fucking bandwidth, how does it work?
Russian Federation 4447 Posts
Coagulation Please make a gif where you let fakesteve get thrown into the water with the sharks. That would really make my day.
This absolutely made my day.
Hahahaha, this is frontpaged. Every so often, an epic hilarity thread like this will show up and totally make my week.
could someone re-up this pics? feel like i'm missing out
Just click on the pics to see the cyborg shark death squad
On October 09 2010 03:04 Erk wrote: Viele Dank mein Führer!
don't think mods will appreciate nazi refferences.
NOOOO wtf happened with the awesome banner!!!! Rehost it somewhere else!
Awesome OP I had a great laugh.. So, was Charlie allowed back?
Man, I want to paste a picture of the Philippine Swat here but I'm at work.
Please use imgur next time Zee crapbucket is just bads
Were dolphins with freaking laser beams endangered? Austin Powers references aside 5/5 and now your reward is a falcon punch in the gut.
LMAO, the animated gifs are amazing xD 5/5
On October 09 2010 04:11 skronch wrote: could someone re-up this pics? feel like i'm missing out
On October 07 2010 17:20 Coagulation wrote: I have a list of demands that if not met in 72 hours I will be forced to unleash the full power of my mutant cyborg death shark squad upon the defenseless inhabitants of team liquid.
1. My post count will be set at over 9000
2. Unban charlie and reinstate him with his 9 lives (hes gonna need em)
3. All sc2 vs BW debates will from now on be resolved by foam noodle duel to the death
4. Posting any kind of offtopic unfunny SC related pun will trigger a script that replaces the users entire post history with randomly generated SC words.
5. All content on the TL homepage will be replaced by an in depth Automated ban list section complete with mod ban statistics and leaderboards.
6. A fully fueled and ready to go TL.net bandwagon to aid me in my escape.
7. Do not attempt to contact the authorities or I will have to take drastic measures such as giving my cyborg death sharks lasers that shoot from the eyes.
8. Do not attempt to close this thread or ban me or i will be sad.
just to prove that I am serious
+ Show Spoiler + The probe was temp banned for this post. There you go.
thedeadhaji needs to die, I mean look at that smirk he just doesnt give a fk. Do it !
I like how initially he gets banned for this post, and then it becomes a featured thread lol
haha such a cute little banner <3
On October 09 2010 06:05 Chriamon wrote: I like how initially he gets banned for this post, and then it becomes a featured thread lol
talk about sending mixed signals.
i'm of the opinion it should be our main banner for at least a week. coag go hack the servers, bribe R1CH and get it done.
loooool How long is the ban?
lol poor intrigue looks so freaked out in the banner
United States 17042 Posts
you should drop one after another xD
cant wait to see who gets droped next :D
Funny thread. He didn't actually get banned, did he?
On October 07 2010 17:28 Hot_Bid wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 17:28 InfeSteD wrote: Intrigue, this is obviously a joke
why ban? just curious
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
*claps* *clap* Well Done Sir!
5/5 that was frickin hilarious
On October 09 2010 06:32 GHOSTCLAW wrote: you should drop one after another xD
Agreed, drop one everyday until the demands are met!
Canada 2480 Posts
Did this really deserve a ban? This is the funniest thing I have ever read here lol. Its clear that he was joking around..
On October 09 2010 08:28 iDoMiNaTe2.0 wrote: Did this really deserve a ban? This is the funniest thing I have ever read here lol. Its clear that he was joking around..
i love you
lol, the guy got banned for it O.O? I guess I found out too late. nvm just saw the red text at the bottom!
Gold sniper take the shot! What do you MEAN you "accidentally" hit Rekrul? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
On October 08 2010 17:11 Coagulation wrote: Show nested quote + On October 08 2010 17:10 Teejing wrote: Ofc after 72 hours the banner needs to show us the outcome in another epic gif !
thats pretty much the only reason i was unbanned.
XD I am really curious whats gonna happen ^^
On October 09 2010 10:36 Coagulation wrote: ...well that was unexpected. Give the man a content star, NAO.
I think I could watch that gif all day.
On October 09 2010 10:49 SonuvBob wrote: I think I could watch that gif all day.
seriously... its mesmerizing
intrigue
Washington, D.C 9933 Posts
HAHA WHAT mani tears sharks apart like nothing
Hahaha
XD I lol'd so hard ^^ is there gonna be a regulary post? I would love that!
Valhalla 18444 Posts
On October 09 2010 10:52 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: HELP
Its beyond help
WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THOSE SHARKS?
On October 09 2010 10:52 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: HELP
Now instead of two sharks in the water, there's a Mani. You're so fucked.
Canada 8029 Posts
Mani imba. He's gonna get nerfed next patch for sure.
LOL Manifesto for the rescue, what a hero!
omg this is so hilarious! go mani go!
Mani forgot to take his spinach before taking on those sharks and still beat them with his bare hands. I'd think about hiding if I were you. I hear him coming.
Australia 14568 Posts
Omg LOL, Mani tearing up sharks like paper
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lol the Manifesto tearing the sharks made me laugh this is a quality post
After ripping out of the shark I wasn't expecting him to swim so gracefully.
you guys sound like having mani in the water is better than 2 sharks
On October 09 2010 10:57 stormtemplar wrote: This will rest forever in the history of the most epic TL threads ever.
HOLY.. Thank god I wasn't in the office else I'd probably get everyone there looking at my monitor! And Mani looks so MANLY in that GIF. Mani vs inC bear-fight~!
Mani...a force to be reckoned with.
Hahahahaha what a perfect gif response
This may be the first thing ever to get front paged and temp banned at the same time.
LOL mani saving them XD 6/5
Cant believe someone can actually get banned for this display of sheer genius
On October 09 2010 12:56 D10 wrote: Cant believe someone can actually get banned for this display of sheer genius
Can't believe a 2k poster doesn't read a couple pages of a thread before posting.
Baltimore, USA 22251 Posts
Clocks ticking ETT I wonder if MANI Makes it in time.
now mani is trapped fighting infinite sharks.
epic thread. needs a movie based on it
Go Mani!! Now I want to see the terrorist get angry that his demands weren't met and drop one of the hostages
Manis hands are made for killin'. I dont see him being able to save the hostages without killing them! Someone help him!
ALLEYCAT BLUES 49626 Posts
I have shed several tears of laughter watching this thread. I hope we get a conclusion!
i love how mani's legs move when hes swimming back up the surface... rofl
well intrigue, at least you are last if it gets to that point. xD
This just gets more hilarious by the hour.
United Kingdom 2950 Posts
I don't even know why I keep coming back, but I do.
I'm bookmarking this next to the Nada's body thread.
This is such a hilarious thread. This is why I <3 TL so much.
Mani was hilarious. I just can't wait to see deadhaji fall
On October 09 2010 16:44 Probe. wrote: How's the swim?
OMG we have to get out of here! Terrorists have finally found the ultimate target. What is the most ultimate website on earth? exactly. target that.
Please Mr. Coagulation, we don't want any trouble. Let us go and go to sleep at night with that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you don't use an army of sharks to viciously murder innocent TLers.
Liquizens! We have to stop that terrorist! To arms!!
Secure the perimeter! Do not let any terrorist out of sight!
that probe got pwned hard. i assume that's FA and he will be remembered.
Oh god, this thread just keeps on delivering!
hahahahah mani tries to save them rofl <3
rofl, ace thread. Mani saves the day. :D
Wow, the thread was reoopened. Who ever opened this thread is my hero
Gotta love the man trying to save TL.
On October 09 2010 16:44 Probe. wrote: And here we are not realizing that Coagulation killed this poor thing. MEDIC!
way to go mani.saving the day.
On October 09 2010 16:44 Probe. wrote: LOL <3
W00t go MANLYfesto, rescue those hostagees!
On October 09 2010 16:44 Probe. wrote: I'm pretty sure Mani can fix you after dealing with those sharks.
Well, after seeing Mani tear through the sharks, I'm convinced. We can all stop posting on TL now, the greatest thread has been created.
HAhHAhah Coag!! Nice :D I havn't animated anything for years T_T
United States 4126 Posts
thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
Manifesto is our hero, you can only surrender!!!
On October 10 2010 06:18 Coagulation wrote: MY POOR SHARKS
Your plan isn't working that well. You are horrible at demanding something.
On October 07 2010 17:20 Coagulation wrote: The probe was temp banned for this post.
ROFL, The Probe should be permanently banned except if he is some kind of jesus and can resurrect
Lets just say i will be INCONTROL soon enough
On October 10 2010 06:29 Coagulation wrote: Lets just say i will be INCONTROL soon enough
O.o
DEADLY COMBAT who will win
Poll: WHO WILL WIN? INCONTROL (73)
57%
INCONTROL (56)
43%
129 total votes
Your vote: WHO WILL WIN?
(Vote ): INCONTROL (Vote ): INCONTROL
lol. these gifs are awesome!
Everytime I come back to this thread it just keeps getting better and better.
Incontrol is working for the terrorist?
Anyone up to StarCraft Counterstrike? 4v4?
On October 10 2010 08:01 Tabbris wrote: Incontrol is working for the terrorist?
incontrol is just a vicious monster beast bear that will attack anything that moves. He was Captured and unleashed on mani.
On October 10 2010 08:01 Tabbris wrote: Incontrol is working for the terrorist?
no IncontrolBEAR is working for the terrorist...the only greater force is Incontrol himself who will replace mani should mani lose and Incontrol will bench press that genetically insane BEAR
Wait, does this mean that Bear semen is actually Geoff's?!?!?!?!?!
I knew incontrol was corrupt as fuck.. out of nowhere trying to stop Manlifesto from rescuing the helpless TL mods Step forward and reveal your real motives you dirty dirty bear
I love how Haji stops struggling with in the ropes in the incontrol gif LOL
omg this thread is so good.
On October 10 2010 08:49 writer22816 wrote: I love how Haji stops struggling with in the ropes in the incontrol gif LOL
It's a sign! Prepare for worst Haji.
Hahaha, this is an awesome thread! Can't wait for the next update
Canada 8029 Posts
Haha, Incontrol using his GRAVITY WARP.On October 10 2010 08:33 Jumperer wrote: Flash needs to save them both.
lolololol
intrigue
Washington, D.C 9933 Posts
On October 10 2010 08:05 DreamScaR wrote: Wait, does this mean that Bear semen is actually Geoff's?!?!?!?!?!
this blows my mind shitty pun unintended
On October 10 2010 08:49 writer22816 wrote: I love how Haji stops struggling with in the ropes in the incontrol gif LOL
hoping if he stays still they won't notice him.
On October 10 2010 10:17 Spazer wrote: Haha, Incontrol using his GRAVITY WARP.
lolololol
zomg hahahaha i was wondering what that black hole was!
On October 10 2010 10:24 Ilikestarcraft wrote: Show nested quote + On October 10 2010 08:49 writer22816 wrote: I love how Haji stops struggling with in the ropes in the incontrol gif LOL
hoping if he stays still they won't notice him.
Personally I think he is just bemused watching Inc and Mani at it .
he the OP was b anned why is the thread not closed..?
ALLEYCAT BLUES 49626 Posts
On October 10 2010 10:57 PhiliBiRD wrote: he the OP was b anned why is the thread not closed..?
'cause this thread is baller. Edited to avoid conflict....
This thread needs some swimming sharks and some swimming mani heads
On October 10 2010 10:57 PhiliBiRD wrote: he the OP was b anned why is the thread not closed..?
BECAUSE THERE ARE CONSPIRATORS THAT HAVE INFILTRATED THE MOD STAFF
Oh my gosh this thread cracks me up everyday XD
this brilliant! well done sir
So all our bases belongs to him? :O
I'm getting excited for this, only 4 hours left.
You guys don't get it. Those mods are being protected by those ropes! Remember that he is holding TL - all of us - hostage, meaning that the sharks will be unleashed down to the entire site members. I already grabbed a strong rope for myself so when inevitable flood + killer shark squad + mani + incbear pours down to wreck havoc I will be absolutely safe.
omg SO funny!!! plz make more of `em!
But what if the water level starts raising ;o? 100k views and we're all dead!
My god...we need a hero! Some sort of Die hard esc hero to stomp in and save the mods! Someone who will never back down and can take on lazer sharks, and incbears. We need that hero. we need FLASH ahaaaAAaa savior of the universe. *hums*
The savior should be......Savior.
hahahahahah ow god this is the best epic thread in TL history.
I think this song is appropriate... WHO SHALL ANSWER TL's PLEAS!?!?!? *edit... this one's more kick-assVIDEO
ALLEYCAT BLUES 49626 Posts
On October 10 2010 21:47 Mawi wrote: hahahahahah ow god this is the best epic thread in TL history.
The Chill vs. Combat-EX is still better.But this is the next best thing.
On October 10 2010 22:13 BLinD-RawR wrote: Show nested quote + On October 10 2010 21:47 Mawi wrote: hahahahahah ow god this is the best epic thread in TL history.
The Chill vs. Combat-EX is still better.But this is the next best thing.
Agreed. The thing with this is that there was little/no reason to start it.
Hmmmmm, what happens if mani and incontrol merge? Manbearshark? And would this creature be able to wield lazers considering it's half shark?
On October 11 2010 00:01 Deyster wrote: Hmmmmm, what happens if mani and incontrol merge? Manbearshark? And would this creature be able to wield lazers considering it's half shark?
From experience, half-shark does not confer lazer-wielding abilities.
this guy is nuts...lol awesome thread
And still haji has a face like this doesn't really concern him.
I've seen TL hall of fame threads without being involved in them before. Now, I am part of one. =O Holy crap is this awesome.
You are a pro troll. gg wp
Worst ban in the history of TL! : D Awesome thread, awesome OP. Awesome everything 10/10.
where'd the sharks go in the last gif?
Croatia 9487 Posts
It'd be cool if there were flying sharks when you open this thread!
On October 09 2010 16:44 Probe. wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <<<<<<<<<<<<<3
Canada 8029 Posts
On October 11 2010 01:49 2Pacalypse- wrote: It'd be cool if there were flying sharks when you open this thread!
D: Don't give the mods ideas.
This thread brings a tear to my eye due to its epicness. I don't think anything can truly beat InC in hand to hand combat.+ Show Spoiler + I'm waiting for the underwater basket weaving joke to be used
'Twas never a sight so beauteous as this.
On October 11 2010 01:34 Jupiter.sKy wrote: where'd the sharks go in the last gif?
No robot shark in its right mind would get in between mani and incbear!
Oh god, there's more now. This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.
Oh my god that gif made my evening actually everything with that mani face will crack me up anytime haha.
It would be even BALLER to have the gifs replace the main banner. That way its like a real hostage-terrorist situation where all the TL goers are the bystanders. Come on...do it!!
On October 11 2010 03:13 Crissaegrim wrote: It would be even BALLER to have the gifs replace the main banner. That way its like a real hostage-terrorist situation where all the TL goers are the bystanders. Come on...do it!!
But then people who has no idea what is going on, doesn't get to know.
Why did you mindcontrol incontrol? why him
XD hahahaha its way to good ^^
On October 11 2010 03:34 Superouman wrote: Why did you mindcontrol incontrol? why him
Because forcing Idra into a physical confrontation with Manifesto would be bloody retarded lol. Dear lord give this man what he wants ;_; I'm so scared! If Manifesto and Incontrol kill eachother my dream of hugging both of them in a massive bear group hug will be ruined.
time to take drastic action.
I will give you my posts, just please don't hurt the children!!
it is far too late for negotiations. it is time tl knows my true power
On October 11 2010 04:47 Coagulation wrote: it is far too late for negotiations. it is time tl knows my true power
This is more exciting than that time the banner changed :O
On October 11 2010 04:47 Coagulation wrote: it is far too late for negotiations. it is time tl knows my true power
Finally ur starting to play like a man, you wussy!
On October 11 2010 04:47 Coagulation wrote: it is far too late for negotiations. it is time tl knows my true power
O boy! *grabs popcorn*
some people just wanna see the forums burn down /scared
Croatia 9487 Posts
United Kingdom 16710 Posts
hahaha darn those SMAT. so imba!
So I am guessing you won then?
On October 07 2010 17:28 Hot_Bid wrote: Show nested quote + On October 07 2010 17:28 InfeSteD wrote: Intrigue, this is obviously a joke
why ban? just curious
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
The SMAT? Shit just got real.
Canada 8029 Posts
lolololol the flying monkeys showed up. This thread has lived up to my expectations.
Those monkeys are creepy =/
I find this pretty freaky :\
Whoa... was not expecting that ending. Kudos.
Whoa, haji looks a bit pale by the end. I think he needs a doctor or something.
On October 11 2010 00:23 SharkSpider wrote: Show nested quote + On October 11 2010 00:01 Deyster wrote: Hmmmmm, what happens if mani and incontrol merge? Manbearshark? And would this creature be able to wield lazers considering it's half shark?
From experience, half-shark does not confer lazer-wielding abilities.
Somehow I hoped it would find a peaceful resolution before the SMAT squad had to be sent in. Oh well. May god have mercy on their souls.
Looks like TL is all about.. Monkey Business. :D
intrigue vs the end sign. 0-1
I was hoping that the flying monkeys would get involved at some point. Coagulation did not disappoint. =) also, funny "the end" sequence. Poor intrigue gets crushed by the block. >.<
LOL. This thread is pure gold. Stuff like this is why I still come to this site after 8 years.
DAMN YOU TL!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME YET! I WILL BE PLOTTING MY REVENGE !!!
As a new member off TL, i love all the serious threads but this one absolutely made my day. Thanks OP
On October 11 2010 08:15 Itachii wrote: IAM SCARED
What am I reading? Also due to the badassery of iNcontrol making him part bear would actually make him less badass.
On October 11 2010 10:02 Moa wrote: What am I reading? Also due to the badassery of iNcontrol making him part bear would actually make him less badass.
Yeah, you would have been better off leaving him as he is
This thread belongs in the hall of fame.
5/5 Awesome OP; too bad you're a terrorist now
5. All content on the TL homepage will be replaced by an in depth Automated ban list section complete with mod ban statistics and leaderboards. i would actually love to see that =D
On October 11 2010 11:03 Doraemon wrote: 5. All content on the TL homepage will be replaced by an in depth Automated ban list section complete with mod ban statistics and leaderboards. i would actually love to see that =D
No wonder Mani was helpful to him.
On October 11 2010 10:48 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: 5/5
Awesome OP; too bad you're a terrorist now
id prefer the term freedom fighter thx.
Well, the epicness of this is validated. This is how a good community humor thread should be made.
Baltimore, USA 22251 Posts
On October 11 2010 07:06 Brett wrote: LOL. This thread is pure gold. Stuff like this is why I still come to this site after 8 years.
Holy crap indeed. You have a user ID in the triple digits.
On October 11 2010 10:02 Moa wrote: What am I reading? Also due to the badassery of iNcontrol making him part bear would actually make him less badass.
Incontrol being a bear is probably a reference to this , just to let you know.
This calls for a ban on marilyn manson.
What a great end to an epic story. 5/5 Would read again.
Lol, this thread just gets better and better :D
This is the funniest shit I have read since The Soddit
This is beyond awesome. Next time lazers should be used earlier.
Must be the worst way to go. Thinking you're scot-free and avoiding man-eating sharks only to be crushed by a "The End" sign. Poor intrigue.
Serves intrigue right proper ending
NO NOT THE MONKEYS, NOT AGAIN AIIIIIIII!!!!!
Netherlands 19129 Posts
This was amazing haha, cheers and thanks for the good laughs .
Haha, this is brilliant. Sweet ending.
very nice. it ended sooner than i thought.
On October 11 2010 17:46 29 fps wrote: very nice. it ended sooner than i thought.
wish I had the time/motivation to do more.
ALLEYCAT BLUES 49626 Posts
I was hoping for a cmmercial break involving Extreme Under-Water Basket Weaving.... D-:
awww. i was hoping for a bit more action.
epic win I love the Mani tearing apart the sharks and Bear iNcontroL busting out of the wall like the super hero he is lolz.
He he that made my day a couple of days ago and it made my day with the ending when I read it. 5/5 for originallity and humours post
Dont know if this was a joke or not, but some of those banners were mildly amusing. I liked the one with the sharks eating the probe. Regardless, I like the new banner - No need to change it.
On October 12 2010 01:01 Sanguinarius wrote: Dont know if this was a joke or not, but some of those banners were mildly amusing. I liked the one with the sharks eating the probe. Regardless, I like the new banner - No need to change it.
This is no joke. I feel disgusted at the thought of some people taking terrorism and organized crime as "a joke".
On October 11 2010 08:14 Coagulation wrote: DAMN YOU TL!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME YET! I WILL BE PLOTTING MY REVENGE !!!
lol, can't wait
On October 11 2010 08:14 Coagulation wrote: DAMN YOU TL!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME YET! I WILL BE PLOTTING MY REVENGE !!!
Give him terrorist icon so we can spot him and report his activity to the proper banling authorities!
what the hell is going on in here....
hahahahahahah @ the new ones. omfg the last one, poor Intrigue cat LOL
On October 12 2010 01:49 Sl4ktarN wrote: Show nested quote + On October 12 2010 01:01 Sanguinarius wrote: Dont know if this was a joke or not, but some of those banners were mildly amusing. I liked the one with the sharks eating the probe. Regardless, I like the new banner - No need to change it.
This is no joke. I feel disgusted at the thought of some people taking terrorism and organized crime as "a joke".
whatttttttttttttt?
United States 24601 Posts
On October 12 2010 05:30 Coagulation wrote: Show nested quote + On October 12 2010 01:49 Sl4ktarN wrote: On October 12 2010 01:01 Sanguinarius wrote: Dont know if this was a joke or not, but some of those banners were mildly amusing. I liked the one with the sharks eating the probe. Regardless, I like the new banner - No need to change it.
This is no joke. I feel disgusted at the thought of some people taking terrorism and organized crime as "a joke".
whatttttttttttttt?
Er he was just being silly... Sanguinarius was implying that it might not be a joke so Sl4ktarN was being facetious or something like that.
United States 24601 Posts
If he knew that he made a terrible post or I just can't understand it. w/e edited to actually make sense
i thought he didn't approve of my thread
On October 12 2010 07:00 Coagulation wrote: i thought he didn't approve of my thread
Terrorism needs approval?
terrorist's have feelings too.
wish i followed this from the start... on the bright side.. i feel like i know my TL admins a bit better now as I went and found out who the icons were haning on the ropes lol. very amusing.
On October 12 2010 07:11 Coagulation wrote: terrorist's have feelings too.
how come everyone is getting angry at the post? he was holding TL to ransom.. he isnt blowing it up. its pretty much exactly like a game of counter strike. ... oh wait.. i get it now... no one here likes counter strike ^^ edit: FML quoted the wrong person.
On October 12 2010 07:11 Coagulation wrote: terrorist's have feelings too.
So do apostrophes. And they don't like to be used like that.
On October 12 2010 11:02 SonuvBob wrote: So do apostrophes. And they don't like to be used like that.
You have my respect.
On October 12 2010 11:16 Ordained wrote: Show nested quote + On October 12 2010 11:02 SonuvBob wrote: On October 12 2010 07:11 Coagulation wrote: terrorist's have feelings too.
So do apostrophes. And they don't like to be used like that.
You have my respect.
And my axe.
On October 12 2010 19:01 Klumaster wrote: Show nested quote + On October 12 2010 11:16 Ordained wrote: On October 12 2010 11:02 SonuvBob wrote: On October 12 2010 07:11 Coagulation wrote: terrorist's have feelings too.
So do apostrophes. And they don't like to be used like that.
You have my respect.
And my axe.
And my love.
On October 12 2010 19:01 Klumaster wrote: Show nested quote + On October 12 2010 11:16 Ordained wrote: On October 12 2010 11:02 SonuvBob wrote: On October 12 2010 07:11 Coagulation wrote: terrorist's have feelings too.
So do apostrophes. And they don't like to be used like that.
You have my respect.
And my axe.
Oh rofl!! I love this thread so much
Bisutopia 19175 Posts
This thread confirms Coagulation is the mysterious man who kept Teamliquid from becoming TLnet for the past 9 years.