yeah, my parents are thinking of giving me a drug test for marijuana. What is the fastest way to get it out of my system? hints and personal experiences would be useful. thx. im assuming the test i would receive would be a urine test because that is what is used to test marijuana right?

FreeZEternal

Korea (South)3396 Posts

June 02 2004 03:46 GMT

drink a lot of water+_+;'

FuDDx

United States5015 Posts

June 02 2004 03:47 GMT

loads of fluids and stop smoking now takes deppending on your useage from few days to a whole month.

Eniram

Sudan3166 Posts

June 02 2004 03:47 GMT

There was a thread on this a few months ago. It'd prolly be more useful, brb while I try to dig it up.

Ryan307 :)

United States1289 Posts

June 02 2004 03:47 GMT

Cranberry juice, the kind you but at health stores, the 100% cranberry - tastes like sour awfulness stuff.

Eniram

Sudan3166 Posts

June 02 2004 03:48 GMT

Yup, here it goes. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=8855 The guy ended up passing the test, so this'll porlly be useful

Ryan307 :)

United States1289 Posts

June 02 2004 03:48 GMT

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=8855

Ryan307 :)

United States1289 Posts

June 02 2004 03:48 GMT

wtf you beat me to it T_T

EAGER-beaver

Canada2799 Posts

June 02 2004 03:49 GMT

I went clean for 4 months, and still failed. A friend smoked up before his test and passed. The tests are an absolute joke and are known for their inaccuracies which is why they can't be used as solid evidence in a court of law, so don't sweat it. If you fail a marijuana drug test for a company and they try to fire you, you can sue and easily win.

Eniram

Sudan3166 Posts

June 02 2004 03:49 GMT

#10

lol

Vicious)Soul

United States857 Posts

June 02 2004 03:52 GMT

#11

vinegar

NewbSaibot

3849 Posts

June 02 2004 03:55 GMT

#12

there is a new test which can be used as solid evidence in a court of law. Its called the hair follicle test. Basically when you do any kind of drug, it is carried throughout your bloodstream and ends up in your hair at the root. As your hair grows out, there is a tiny band of residual drug inside the hair itself, which they can use to figure out how long ago you used based on the distance the band is from your scalp. In those cases, you would have to cut all your hair off after it has grown out a little.

Anyway, at least your parents arent total dumb fucks and already know you do drugs. Passing a test is likely not going to make them believe you, or else they wouldnt be asking for it in the first place.

SoLaR[i.C]

United States2969 Posts

June 02 2004 04:13 GMT

#13

I also started a topic of this sort. Here ya gohttp://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=6349

Liquid`Drone

Norway28848 Posts

June 02 2004 04:25 GMT

#14

tell them you smoke and that you enjoy smoking and that it doesn't ruin your life and argue coherently and fact based.

then ask them whether or not they'd test you for alcohol if they suspected that you were drinking. if they say no tell them alcohol is more dangerous than weed is. (something you shouldn't have trouble finding facts to back you up on)

now, if it does ruin your life and you're unable to argue coherently and fact based, you should stop. you should also stop if your parents hate it so much that they'd disown you for smoking, because honestly having a healthy relationship with your parents is more important than getting high.

=]

poland

Poland956 Posts

June 02 2004 04:28 GMT

#15

i am not smoker.. i smoker twice recently for first time in life. parents are thinking of giving me drug test randomly just after i smoked for first 2 times in my life.. bad luck. thx for help guys, just drank 5 cups of water and im gonna buy some cranberry juice. :-d

Liquid`Drone

Norway28848 Posts

June 02 2004 04:30 GMT

#16

tell them you only smoked twice and that you don't intend on doing it again. they'll appreciate the honesty

or maybe im naive and assuming everyone has sweet understanding parents
but I hope that's not the case

User_2

Russian Federation1020 Posts

June 02 2004 04:31 GMT

#17

Just have someone piss for you =P

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

June 02 2004 04:33 GMT

#18

Bring a box of Apple juice or something.

Or just tell your parents.

User_2

Russian Federation1020 Posts

June 02 2004 04:39 GMT

#19

If you have a little brother...my idea still stands =)

LogaiN

Sweden1073 Posts

June 02 2004 04:43 GMT

#20

Hmm... It's not allowed to drug test employees here in Sweden (not 100 % sure tough)

baal

10708 Posts

June 02 2004 05:13 GMT

#21

Refuse to take the test, tell them you are INSULTED by their lack of trust

baal

10708 Posts

June 02 2004 05:14 GMT

#22

On June 02 2004 13:33 Rt-S.FakeSteve wrote:
Bring a box of Apple juice or something.

Or just tell your parents.

And the doctor will return... Mrs. Smith, i am very sorry but your son.... is an apple :p

NewbSaibot

3849 Posts

June 02 2004 05:15 GMT

#23

uh, we're not your parents here 'poland', no need to lie to us. My parents have never once even questioned if i had done drugs, and i never have. Parents dont just say "hey, instead of asking, or spying, or going through his room, lets just give our own child a drug test because we dont even believe the words coming out of his mouth" if its on your first 2 times. Fess up, your parents have good reason to believe you smoke weed.

Anyhow, i dont think explaining to them the harmlessness of it will do any good, because while it may be true, there is never an innocent reason for doing it. And what motivates someone to want to use a drug rather than regular every day experience is something to be worried about.

Btw, you need to drink more like 5 GALLONS of water per day, not 5 cups, jeez.