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DefMatrixUltra
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1992 Posts
July 22 2010 00:32 GMT
#321
On July 19 2010 08:09 Win.win wrote:
Show nested quote +
He was on his side, right in front of my cell, and every jolt from the taser made the big hole in his stomach smoke.

i'm tempted to call bs. would that really happen?


Go out and buy a steak and taser it. I'd be surprised if it doesn't make "smoke" and hiss and crackle.
Peekay.switch
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada285 Posts
July 22 2010 00:52 GMT
#322
Took me like 30 minutes to read the whole thing, but was well worth it.

Very good read.
JiYan
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3668 Posts
July 22 2010 03:48 GMT
#323
for the skeptics who arent 100% sure about the story, can you guys create another thread or something? on the assumption that this is true, its SERIOUSLY rude to question the validity when hes doing us a favor sharing his story. just dont talk about your doubts here imo.
squaremanhole
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States82 Posts
July 22 2010 05:05 GMT
#324
Dang, really great read.

New topics are always an eye opener.
Lonelyness is just like a curable illness,I cure it with fapping. - PlosionCornu
PanzerDragoon
Profile Joined March 2010
United States822 Posts
July 22 2010 17:25 GMT
#325
On July 17 2010 20:53 Nightmarjoo wrote:
Awesome read. He answered a lot of questions I'd always wondered about prison. I like his thoughts on how drugs never ruin peoples' lives, being sober does.

Too bad thats not true at all. Being sober doesn't mean the addiction, and the effects of withdrawal and NEEDING that next hit, go away, and that clouds your judgment.
Probe...
Profile Joined July 2010
Korea (South)22 Posts
July 22 2010 17:53 GMT
#326
WOW..getting a "well dug in you"...wow.
Sharkified
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada254 Posts
July 22 2010 18:23 GMT
#327
Sad, I thought this was really interesting too, but i've googled and it's juste a fake story, like Dream_xero's, everyone thought it was real but it wasn't
KnightOfNi
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1508 Posts
July 22 2010 18:45 GMT
#328
Wow just an incredible OP... really gives a different perspective on prison than what you see on tv or in the movies >.>...
RIP eSTRO :(
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
July 22 2010 19:19 GMT
#329
On July 23 2010 03:23 Sharkified wrote:
Sad, I thought this was really interesting too, but i've googled and it's juste a fake story, like Dream_xero's, everyone thought it was real but it wasn't


Well I just googled that Harry Potter is just a digital fake person that really never exists in the U.K., and thats that.

Without any credibility in what you just said, your post hasn't really shown that this thread is fake. Please bring sources in which you see this prison story as completely made up.

If it really is, damn they sure spent a lot of time trying to go through this.

But I agree with the poster above me saying that we should respect the thread as it is, because we don't know whether its fake or not, and keep our "validity" opinions to ourselves.
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
kicker777
Profile Joined July 2010
2 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-22 23:41:56
July 22 2010 23:36 GMT
#330
The reason people question it is because it looks suspicious.

He claims that 33 murders occurred in his one prison? That's roughly 1.5% of all deaths from ANY cause (suicide, cancer, heart disease, murder, etc.) in all the prisons in the U.S. per year happening in the just the one prison he was incarcerated in and that they were all murders.

Here is the Dept of Justice data for deaths in prison (ALL deaths; cancer, heart disease, suicide, murder, etc.)

http://bjs.ojp.usdoj.gov/content/pub/pdf/mlj07.pdf

Highlights:

• From 2000 through 2007, local jail administrators reported
8,110 inmate deaths in custody. Deaths in jails increased each
year, from 905 in 2000 to 1,103 in 2007.

• The mortality rate per 100,000 local jail inmates declined from
152 deaths per 100,000 inmates to 141 per 100,000 between
2000 and 2007, while the jail inmate population increased 31%
from 597,226 to 782,592.

• Annually, more than 80% of the nation’s jails reported no
deaths in their custody.

• Deaths from any illness, including AIDS, accounted for more
than half (53%) of all deaths in local jails.


• Heart disease was the leading cause among illness deaths in
local jails (42%).

• Suicide was the single leading cause of unnatural deaths in
local jails, accounting for 29% of all jail deaths between 2000
and 2007, but the suicide rate declined from 49 to 36 deaths
per 100,000 inmates.

• Between 2000 and 2007, the suicide rates were higher in small
jails than large jails. In jails holding 50 or fewer inmates, the
suicide rate was 169 per 100,000; in the largest jails, the suicide
rate was 27 per 100,000 inmates.

• After adjusting for differences associated with the age, sex,
race, and Hispanic origin, suicide was the only cause of death
that occurred at a higher rate in local jails than in the U.S. general
population.
Half
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2554 Posts
July 22 2010 23:43 GMT
#331
Key word



• After adjusting for differences associated with the age, sex,
race, and Hispanic origin, suicide was the only cause of death
that occurred at a higher rate in local jails than in the U.S. general
population.


I'd imagine theres a world of difference between your average county prison and Supermax :/.
Too Busy to Troll!
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
July 22 2010 23:46 GMT
#332
The story has some holes in it, wasn't expecting it to be true after that passage with OP and his cellmate taking shots of MDMA thinking it was heroin and then giving each other blowjobs. And the way he speaks about himself getting raped wasn't convincing. Somehow he is well respected towards the end yet he was raped? Doesn't add up at all.
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
July 22 2010 23:46 GMT
#333
On July 23 2010 08:43 Half wrote:
Key word

Show nested quote +


• After adjusting for differences associated with the age, sex,
race, and Hispanic origin, suicide was the only cause of death
that occurred at a higher rate in local jails than in the U.S. general
population.


I'd imagine theres a world of difference between your average county prison and Supermax :/.


There is, county jails are the worst.
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
kicker777
Profile Joined July 2010
2 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-23 02:25:05
July 23 2010 01:11 GMT
#334
On July 23 2010 08:43 Half wrote:
Key word

Show nested quote +


• After adjusting for differences associated with the age, sex,
race, and Hispanic origin, suicide was the only cause of death
that occurred at a higher rate in local jails than in the U.S. general
population.


I'd imagine theres a world of difference between your average county prison and Supermax :/.


He wasn't at a "Supermax". That's a Federal Prison system "jail". [EDIT: I was wrong. There is only one Fed Supermax but several states have prisons called supermax. Michigan has only one at Iona per Wikipedia.]

Fed jails by most accounts do tend to be safer and cleaner then the average state/county/local prison. He was at a Michigan state prison.

This is by the DOJ, local means "not Federal" I believe. Anyway this link below to the above doc [Mortality In Local Jails, 2000-2007] states that the "Estimates and mortality rates for the top 50 jail jurisdictions in the United States are also presented". The Michigan state prison system is certainly in the top 50 'jail jurisdictions' in the country if not the top 5 or 6 and the figures are inclusive of the Michigan system.

http://bjs.ojp.usdoj.gov/index.cfm?ty=pbdetail&iid=2197


EDIT #2: Found this: http://bjs.ojp.usdoj.gov/content/dcrp/dcst.pdf [Deaths in custody statistical tables] by DOJ. Page 9

Total Number of State Prisoner Deaths

Michigan 114(2001) 113(2002) 127(2003) 138(2004) 140(2005) 138(2006)

And this guy witnessed 12 murders in two years? Being in eyesight of him is as great a menace as smoking and fried foods.
Lucktar
Profile Joined July 2008
United States526 Posts
July 23 2010 02:07 GMT
#335
Genuine or not, very powerful writing. Puts a different perspective on humanity in general.
NaDa, much, ZerO fighting!
tyciol
Profile Joined June 2006
Canada3 Posts
July 23 2010 06:46 GMT
#336
I wonder why girlfriend would be filtered...
Nuff said
Fumble
Profile Joined May 2010
156 Posts
July 24 2010 06:57 GMT
#337
Long read but I enjoyed every bit of it. I was about to go to bed but I couldn't stop reading.
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
July 24 2010 07:06 GMT
#338
On July 23 2010 15:46 tyciol wrote:
I wonder why girlfriend would be filtered...

Probably because he referred to her as 'Bitch' not girlfriend. Was that really so hard to figure out?
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Deleted User 47542
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1484 Posts
July 24 2010 08:14 GMT
#339
Can't believe I read all that, just goes to show that people complaining about how inmates have it too easy have no clue what they're talking about.
buKe
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada168 Posts
July 24 2010 08:16 GMT
#340
soo where the fuck was the original thread ??
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