Have you ever had an intense dream that you wanted to talk about but didn't have anyone to talk about it with. Well I'm hoping this thread can be that person you can talk to, that "Dream Thread" where we can write down our own dreams and discuss other people's dreams. I'm going to divide the dreams that I can remember right off the bat into Happy, Scary, and dreams induced by sleep paralysis.
The first dream I ever remember was back when I was a kid (about 5-7 years old). It was dark outside and I saw a spaceship land in my backyard and out of it came a psycho demon clown that wanted to hurt my family. So I rallied up my family, we found some maces and went out and fought the clown and were victorious HOoooraaaah.
*My first sexual dream
I was making out with Rose from Titanic. end
*My first wet dream
I was outside of the "Wild Thornberry's Vehicle" (a show from Nickelodeon) and I had gotten into an argument with the girl that could talk to animals about something and she stormed off angrily. Her older sister came out and was butt naked and she seduced me into having sex with her. After I came she turned into a witch and I threw up and woke up.
*ANGEL fish ATTACK (WET)
Ok so according to all my friends this is by far one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had.
I was a purple angel fish inside a marina where the water had a purple hue. (I swear to God I seriously thought I was a fish. I had no complicated thought processes and reacted instinctively to everything.) I was swimming around in my marina when I saw another beautiful angel fish, so I proceeded to swim towards her. As I swam towards her another angel fish tackled me from the side. We engaged in a furious battle and I ended up the victor. I courted the female angel fish successfully and she placed her eggs on the soft sand below us and I went down a fertilized them. I also fertilized my underwear in RL.
*My French trickster (my latest dream) (WET)
The dream started out inside some random room and inside this room was a french girl I had made out with when I was touring Vietnam over the Summer. She pulled down her shorts and I immediately began to finger her as she moaned in ecstasy. To my dismay I came... early... while I was fingering her (in RL 2). She didn't notice and told me to put my penis inside of her. I told her that I couldn't because it was wrong and I had a girlfriend blah blah blah (In reality I was afraid she would notice I had already cum prematurely and my penis was limp) I walked out of the room and walked into another room. She was inside this new room with a few of her friends, she stared at me and gave me a sinister smile. I looked down at her naked body and realized that she had a penis. she told me she ha inverted it while we were having sex. I started to punch her and elbow her furiously, but she just laughed and my efforts and wouldn't get hurt. I woke up after that.
*Going to School Naked
I got out of my car to go to school ( I was in kindergarten) and I noticed that I was missing my socks, I didn't mind too much and kept on walking to class. when I got to class and sat down EVERYONE started laughing at me and I noticed that I was now somehow missing all of my clothes. I started crying then woke up.
This was the first nightmare I remember. I was in bed and I woke up to a scratching sound (screw dreams where you wake up and it's still a dream!) I looked around the room and didn't see anything. I looked over the side of my bed and still didn't see anything. So I did what any kid would have done at a time like that (NOT!) and looked under my bed to find a demon little fury fuck grab my face and pull me under. I still have to jump over my bed until this day lest I risk my fury friend gabbing me. He looked kinda like this;
*Floating Couches
I was at home sitting on my couch when all the sudden all the lights went off and this thick fog about a foot high covered the floor of my home. I kept my feet on the couch as it started to move and hover by itself. I then was able to see masks under the fog moving around and waiting for me to come down (kinda like the masks from Goosebumps) . the dream ended abruptly.
*Black and White
In this dream I could see everything only in black and white. I was standing at my telephone trying to make a call but I couldn't type in the numbers correctly because of the terrible shaking and sounds caused by something that sounded like a jackhammer. I turned around and saw what appeared to be a ghost skeleton but it didn't have any legs. It's lower half resembled that of a genie. I was terrified when I saw it and immediately looked away. when I looked back at it, it had come a bit closer. this happened a few times until it was in reaching distance of me and I woke up.
The first dream I had of this type happened after I had gone and translated for a Buddhist monk in Mexico city and had come back and was staying at a friend's house in Irvine, CA. *1st Meeting
I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't move at all. I could mumble a little bit and glance around the room. I could see my friend laying about 4 feet away from and to my right and to my left I could see someone looking at me but he was shrouded in black. I didn't feel threatened or scared, so I just watched him for a while until I woke up completely.
*2nd Meeting
Same location and situation as the first meeting but this time the shrouded figure was much closer to me and I felt an overwhelming sense of fear overcome me. I started mumbling my friends name "ron" he woke up and shook me awake and asked me what was wrong and I said that I was just having a nightmare.
*3rd Meeting
It had been a while since the first two encounters and I was now starting out my Senior year at my military boarding school. I woke up like the first two times unable to move and saw the figure next to me once again, this time it reached out its hand and began to caress my body and slowly moved it's fingers down my chest onto my abdomen and then down to my crotch. it began to "stimulate" me and I'm not gonna lie I liked it and figured I was just having a wet dream and let it go on. then it suddenly stopped and I felt my sleeping bag begin to constrict around me until I couldn't breathe anymore. The feeling of intense fear began to set in again and the "figure" grabbed my genitalia and ripped it off of my body. I began to scream hysterically and my roommate woke up terrified (He's South Korean BTW ;D). I could hear him screaming at me to wake up but I couldn't, all the while the figure kept on laughing delightedly. I finally woke up and didn't sleep that night.
*4th Meeting
I woke up and immediately knew what was happening but I couldn't see anything at all. Everything was completely black, until suddenly I saw the outline of what could only be described as a Demon come out of the darkness and clench its jaw into my face. I could have sworn I could feel the unbearable pain but no matter how hard I tried I couldn't scream. Suddenly I was able to leave my body and I tried to jump from my bed to my roommate's bed beside me. the figure grabbed my leg preventing my leap and tossed me deep into the ground. I opened my eyes and I was in a black room. I was 100% aware that I was dreaming and I kept on trying to change the room and fight the entity. Everything I did was useless and it just kept on laughing at me as IT kept on changing the room to whatever it felt like, while I just stood in the middle powerless. I started crying and I woke up drenched in tears.
After the 4th meeting I went home for the weekend to stay with my mom.
*Last event
I woke up at home like I had the previous 4 times but this time there was no figure and I felt completely relaxed. After a while of laying in my bed paralyzed I was able to get up, I turned and looked at my sleeping body and walked out into my house's hallway. The hallway's walls were shinning brilliantly white and I stood there for a few moments until something grabbed my shoulder and lifted me out of the house over my hometown. I was hovering over my city as I watched everything get old and turn to dust in the span of a few seconds. I didn't care, I wanted to be a part of whatever was holding me forever, I felt truly happy.
That was the last of these types of dream I ever had, it's been about a year since. I'm sorry for any religious overtones I gave to these dreams. I was only trying to depict them as accurately as possible and I stress they were only dreams and not mystical experiences.
Go ahead it's your turn! share the dreams that stuck with you over the years!
I have this nightmare which I've never forgotten. I was about four.
So here I am in the Kitchen and I'm bleeding(majorly, basically dying) and I don't know why. I'm on the floor on my knees and I'm screaming for someone to help, and my family's all there. Yet they just stare at me while I just keep on bleeding and yelling for someone to help me.
More happy(at least not sad one)
This ones pretty weird. I had just finished (forget what it's called, one of the games with marth and roy)(it was on ds/gameboyadvance) but basically I WAS a video game character, even in the perspective of the game itself (as in birds eye view and same graphics) and I was fighting Poseidon just like in the game.
Also:
I looked down at her naked body and realized that she had a penis. she told me she ha inverted it while we were having sex
I don't really remember my dreams at all. They are always weird and convoluted though. My dreams mix in with one another and I can't tell one dream from another.
My dreams are usually highly complicated with lots of different characters and events, and I always get sad when I wake up. this morning my phone stopped me from finding my missing eevee that had been stolen by witches after I had raced from something in the desert.
I just had a series of dreams last night+today morning and it's cool how a dream thread just pop up! .... but then again, I'd rather not talk about it. lol
On July 03 2010 10:56 Dozle wrote: No sleep paralysis either :/
Really? I don't know anyone who has never experienced it.
There's really only one dream I remember clearly, my father was driving his car back home and someone rammed him from the back. The man then went on to blame the accident on my father and make a big ruckus while convincing everyone in town it was my father's fault. My father came home and told us we had to pack our bags because everyone was pissed at us and we had to move. He pulled out his suitcase and told me to pack my things, whilst he said that to me he was packing hamburgers into his suitcase until it was full. We got into the car after my dad finished packing and we began to drive off only to have people ram us with their cars. And by people I mean Simpson characters. To escape we had to chuck the hamburgers at the on coming cars to send them into a spin (mario kart style). Funny how everything makes sense while you are dreaming and it's only when you wake up that you realise how crazy it is.
On July 03 2010 10:56 Dozle wrote: No sleep paralysis either :/
Really? I don't know anyone who has never experienced it.
There's really only one dream I remember clearly, my father was driving his car back home and someone rammed him from the back. The man then went on to blame the accident on my father and make a big ruckus while convincing everyone in town it was my father's fault. My father came home and told us we had to pack our bags because everyone was pissed at us and we had to move. He pulled out his suitcase and told me to pack my things, whilst he said that to me he was packing hamburgers into his suitcase until it was full. We got into the car after my dad finished packing and we began to drive off only to have people ram us with their cars. And by people I mean Simpson characters. To escape we had to chuck the hamburgers at the on coming cars to send them into a spin (mario kart style). Funny how everything makes sense while you are dreaming and it's only when you wake up that you realise how crazy it is.
I know what you mean... How the hell can some of the dreams we have make the slightest bit of sense EVER... I heard a theory that dreams are just a bunch of jumbled images that your brain randomly produces and attempts to arrange into a storyline.
I'm sure at some point, everybody's had a pokemon dream for sure, probably just not quite like mine. **note that this dream is indeed accurate, cause i drew a picture book for it the next day lol
So, this took place back when i was in elementary still, and being super cheap as a 11 year old kid, i was playing pokemon Red on NO$CASH GB emulator (if anybody still remembers that). Now this dream kicks off with me just walking out of proffesor oaks house with my trusty charmander. Walking north of pallet town i encountered a ratata and so began my road to power. Eventually, after beating all 8 gyms and i was just chilling in saffron city, i thought to myself, my charizard is at a point where nothing can really beat it...what i exploit his power to attack people too! At this point in time, i didn't really have a sense of justice, i jsut wanted people to burn. So, off i went and started setting random people on fire. The people nearby all summoned water pokemon in an attempt to put out the flames. However, charizards intensity was so high that the water would actually evaporate before it could have any effect on him (he was intense). I continued to roast all the staryu, all the dugong and such until i became the ruler of the region and i started up my own yakuza gang of fire pokemon. Then one day...charizard busted into my bedroom, and set me on fire. And for the rest of the night...i was just on a rotissery spinning round and round and round and round and it was ever so hot T_T
I had one that I don't want to talk about only a few hours ago. The craziest fucking dreams happen during the day. Also when you wake up but decide to continue sleeping.
On July 03 2010 11:32 Snausages wrote: years ago, I had this one dream where I pissed in a public restroom but missed the urinal, and then my penis exploded
I LOL'D so hard at this that I spat water over my new ABS keyboard! FUUUUUU
On July 03 2010 11:32 Snausages wrote: years ago, I had this one dream where I pissed in a public restroom but missed the urinal, and then my penis exploded
I've usually don't remember my dreams, though I used to dream some crazy shit when I was a kid. The last few dreams I remember were sex dreams, though there was also a weird one where something(yes, something) got in my car and scared the shit outta me.
I had some lucid(conscious) dreams when I was younger too. Those were cool considering you can do anything when you're dreaming. One time I even remember waking up in a dream, looking out my parents room window, and realizing it was a dream because I went to sleep in my room. Then I just decided I didn't feel like dreaming so I laid down and went back to sleep. Haven't had one of those in a long time, though I wouldn't mind it.
I'm going to describe and post pictures to provide visuals of a recent, insanely interesting dream I had.
It's near dusk and I'm on a small boat wearing scuba gear alongside alongside an older man I've never met. The sun dips behind the edge of the sea and the nearby coast is covered by a reddish hue.
As the sun finally dips below the water and stars become visible. The man on the boat says "It's time." We put in our mouthpieces and adjust our goggles and jump into the dark ocean. We swim to the bottom seafloor and encounter a small, circular opening about 10 feet wide. I proceed forward with only my flashlights guiding me down this perfectly vertical sea tunnel.
After swimming downward for several minutes, the narrow tunnel opens up into a vast, circular cave whose crystalline walls are illuminated only by the light of fluorescent sea creatures swimming in uniform circles.
The old man and I continue swimming downward, directly through the circles of the swimming, glowing sea creatures. As I swim on in pure dumbstruck awe, I see a TON of bright glowing circles at what appears to be the bottom of this cave. I get closer and reach the end where there are hundred upons hundreds of glowing pods that resemble the egg from the front of the movie ALIEN.
Suddenly the man says "This is B for Baby. This is where dreams are born." He opens a pod and inside is a glowing, embryonic baby...
i never remember dreams, but i always dream of things that happen in nearly the same way but a few weeks later. This is when i realize that i had a dream about this.
I've had one lucid dream in my life, which was at the time where I was really trying hard to get one.
I was in class at school one day studying and then I got up and walked around. Suddenly I was in the school library but the library had a computer room. A sudden thought struck me and I was all like 'holy shit maybe this is a lucid dream' but I wasn't sure. So I held my nose and closed my mouth and tried to breathe. I half breathed out of my throat somehow but I was still uncertain. I pinched myself and it didn't hurt but I could tell that the pain was there. So I looked at a juice bottle on the table and it had some writing on it. I looked away and looked back a few seconds later and the writing had changed. I was sure it was a lucid dream.
I got all excited and I was like OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. I wanted to try flying but I didn't want to jump out the window just in case it wasn't a dream so I tried jumping on the spot. I jumped so high that my head bashed the ceiling and I could feel the 'pain' even though it didn't hurt. I started strutting around and there were only hot chicks everywhere in the library. I went up to them and said 'you're just part of my dream, hah'. Then they would actually reply by saying stuff like 'Congratulations!' or 'Nice job!'.
Then, I don't know why I did this, I went up to the next hot chick and immediately started fingering her. Same with the next few chicks. Then I saw the librarian who was a hideous fuck and I was all like EUHGUEHUGHSDFHUHGFSDIHR#)_i_(*$%