EPTThe second time I got really lucky. I was going 58 in a 40 mph zone, went right past a speed trap, and the cop pulled me over. He told me that he was only going to give me a written warning because apparently when he was the same age as me, he got pulled over on the same road for going the same speed.
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RoosterSamurai
Japan2108 Posts
The second time I got really lucky. I was going 58 in a 40 mph zone, went right past a speed trap, and the cop pulled me over. He told me that he was only going to give me a written warning because apparently when he was the same age as me, he got pulled over on the same road for going the same speed. | ||
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BlackJack
United States10574 Posts
On April 09 2010 08:57 supernovamaniac wrote: It's okay. Our town, due to state budget cut, is trying to ticket random Asians for random reasons just because they are Asian. Is that what bad Asian drivers tell themselves? | ||
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BlackJack
United States10574 Posts
On April 09 2010 09:45 RoosterSamurai wrote: Never got a ticket, but I got a verbal warning, and a written warning. The verbal warning I was FOLLOWING a MD state trooper. He was going 65 mph and I was following at approximately the same speed. (A friend had told me it was legal to go the same speed as a police officer if you're behind them, and me having been a stupid 16 year old new driver, I believed him.) Anyway the trooper pulls over on the side of the road, and then follows me as I drive past, and then pulls me over and then yells at me, and then basically tells me to GTFO before giving me a yellow piece of paper and leaving.... What was the speed limit when you were going 65? | ||
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RoosterSamurai
Japan2108 Posts
On April 09 2010 09:48 BlackJack wrote: What was the speed limit when you were going 65? Oh sorry. Speed limit was 50 | ||
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Wr3k
Canada2533 Posts
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VTArlock
United States1763 Posts
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Oystein
Norway1602 Posts
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DeathSpank
United States1029 Posts
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randombum
United States2378 Posts
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Tomer
United States105 Posts
On April 09 2010 06:09 Irrelevant wrote: My wife was driving my car died at a stop sign(I'm trying to teach her how to drive a manual), came to a complete stop restarted my car and went, got pulled over and the cop said the stop didn't count because my car was "two to three feet behind the line"(direct quote from the officer) so he proceeded to give me a near $400 ticket for running a stop sign. I'm currently in the process of contesting it. Dude, last Fall I did the exact same thing and the cop insisted that I rolled through the stop, and that cost me $90! BTW $400 for that and I would be screaming imba! | ||
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remedy
United States61 Posts
On April 09 2010 09:59 Oystein wrote: Took a piss at the entrance door of a bank downtown in my hometown shitfaced at 03am, while I am taking a piss the cops roll by and pick me up. Since I was so shitfaced I spent the night in the "drunken arrest" and got a 2k NOK (about 300$) fine for public urination and even had a caricature picture drawn of me for a small notice in the local news paper Nordlys with the text "dyre dråper som svir på pungen" rofl come on being sc and poker celebrity is not enough for you, had to claim status in local news?! | ||
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Khenra
Netherlands885 Posts
Normally the fine is 20 euro's, but because I was under 16 it was reduced by half, and they were only checking for the front light (not the back light, wtf) so the fine was reduced by half again. Ended up with a 5 euro ticket, what the hell.. | ||
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Hydrolisko
Vanuatu1659 Posts
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XinRan
United States530 Posts
On April 09 2010 09:59 Oystein wrote: Took a piss at the entrance door of a bank downtown in my hometown shitfaced at 03am, while I am taking a piss the cops roll by and pick me up. Since I was so shitfaced I spent the night in the "drunken arrest" and got a 2k NOK (about 300$) fine for public urination and even had a caricature picture drawn of me for a small notice in the local news paper Nordlys with the text "dyre dråper som svir på pungen" dyre dråper som svir på pungen = "precious drops of burning on scrotum" according to Google Translate. Seriously? | ||
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sung_moon
United States10110 Posts
apparently he was driving from hsi house to our community college (literally a 1 min drive. i like like 2 mins away from it and i walk) the roads connects to the highway and there's no speed limit sign to speak of. he goes bout 55 (he claims) and get hit with a ticket despite just driving 1 min to our community college and clearly other cars driving the same speed as him NOW heres the funny/sad part as hes pulled over the officer says "do u know y im pulling u over?". my friend replies" for not wearing my seatbelt". the officer goes "no, but thanks for telling me" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU anyway hes takign this to court since his claim that there is no speed limit sign is pretty legit | ||
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Oystein
Norway1602 Posts
On April 09 2010 11:30 XinRan wrote: dyre dråper som svir på pungen = "precious drops of burning on scrotum" according to Google Translate. Seriously? pungen in Norwegian can be both your wallet or your balls :p So its kind of a funny word play. | ||
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Biochemist
United States1008 Posts
He goes home on leave to Texas, goes out to drink with a bunch of his buddies. They leave him at the bar and go home, leaving him by himself at the bar. When he realizes this at like 1am, he decides that rather than spend money on a cab or wake someone up to come get him, he just goes to sleep in his car and figures he'll catch a ride with someone in the morning. So he's knocked out IN HIS BACK SEAT, when a cop comes by wakes him up, gives him a DUI. A fucking DUI for trying to do the right thing and not driving home drunk. And of course the military being what it is, they gave him no sympathy and took his rank, too. | ||
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Mickey
United States2606 Posts
On April 09 2010 11:40 Biochemist wrote: This didn't happen to me, but when I was in the Marines it happened to one of my guys. He goes home on leave to Texas, goes out to drink with a bunch of his buddies. They leave him at the bar and go home, leaving him by himself at the bar. When he realizes this at like 1am, he decides that rather than spend money on a cab or wake someone up to come get him, he just goes to sleep in his car and figures he'll catch a ride with someone in the morning. So he's knocked out IN HIS BACK SEAT, when a cop comes by wakes him up, gives him a DUI. A fucking DUI for trying to do the right thing and not driving home drunk. And of course the military being what it is, they gave him no sympathy and took his rank, too. Did he have his keys in the ignition? or is it completely irrelevant? | ||
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Biochemist
United States1008 Posts
On April 09 2010 11:50 Mickey wrote: Did he have his keys in the ignition? or is it completely irrelevant? As I understand it he was sleeping in the back seat with the keys on the floor so he wasn't sleeping on them. I don't think that was factored in though; apparently they give DUIs to drunk people in cars with keys period. He couldn't go back to contest it because he was on leave from California and had to be back at work. | ||
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rredtooth
5460 Posts
On April 09 2010 11:40 Biochemist wrote: that does sound ridiculous.This didn't happen to me, but when I was in the Marines it happened to one of my guys. He goes home on leave to Texas, goes out to drink with a bunch of his buddies. They leave him at the bar and go home, leaving him by himself at the bar. When he realizes this at like 1am, he decides that rather than spend money on a cab or wake someone up to come get him, he just goes to sleep in his car and figures he'll catch a ride with someone in the morning. So he's knocked out IN HIS BACK SEAT, when a cop comes by wakes him up, gives him a DUI. A fucking DUI for trying to do the right thing and not driving home drunk. And of course the military being what it is, they gave him no sympathy and took his rank, too. mine was "parking with ride side not to curve", my first parking ticket. i was only parked for like 15 minutes as i was picking up something from a friends house . $40 down the drain. | ||
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