Amber, she is a keeper.
Alexis, she is a keeper.
Everyone except Michelle, who is going to give you Chlamydia, is probably a keeper.

Try not to become an alcoholic, it is hard to go back.

If it comes down to it, trust Jason for advice, not your own twisted little paranoid mind.

Don't try to kill yourself by taking three times the lethal dose of your meds, it won't work. Just go jump off a bridge instead.

Perseverance

Japan2800 Posts

March 25 2010 16:25 GMT

#147

All those girls you didn't think were good enough for you....just bang them, don't ignore them. Especially because some of them turn out really fucking hot.

This is the single most important piece of advice I would give myself if I could go back in time.

RoosterSamurai

Japan2108 Posts

March 25 2010 16:27 GMT

#148

1) Save your money and don't spend it on stupid crap.
2) Don't commit suicide.

I wish I could tell myself these two.

lgd-haze

Sweden547 Posts

March 25 2010 16:33 GMT

#149

Don't take her for granted, other girls aren't like her.

On March 26 2010 01:27 RoosterSamurai wrote:
1) Save your money and don't spend it on stupid crap.
2) Don't commit suicide.

I wish I could tell myself these two.

Are you speaking from heaven? O_O

Beyonder

Netherlands15103 Posts

March 25 2010 16:39 GMT

#150

Don't print goatse and put tooth paste around his anus. And even worse, don't spread it around the school.

Zato-1

Chile4253 Posts

March 25 2010 16:39 GMT

#151

1. Stop being so nice to people who are wrong. If a mistaken belief happens to be politically correct, that doesn't mean you have to put on the kiddy gloves to deal with it.

CharlieMurphy

United States22895 Posts

March 25 2010 17:30 GMT

#152

go to Teamliquid.net in 2002

Snet

United States3573 Posts

March 25 2010 18:10 GMT

#153

Don't be a pushover.

Disregard

China10252 Posts

March 25 2010 18:10 GMT

#154

Stop cutting class and actually attend.

Do volunteer/community services.

Other than that my grades wouldnt be as bad, exams were quite easy. Especially REGENTS.

FBS1

United Kingdom875 Posts

March 25 2010 18:16 GMT

#155

play rugby

notsoeloquent

United States64 Posts

March 25 2010 18:23 GMT

#156

On March 26 2010 01:33 lgd-haze wrote:
Don't take her for granted, other girls aren't like her.

Show nested quote +

Are you speaking from heaven? O_O

they say he cant go to heaven T_T

AdamBanks

Canada996 Posts

March 25 2010 18:28 GMT

#157

Take the blue pill.

FortuneSyn

1826 Posts

March 25 2010 18:32 GMT

#158

1)study more.

2)you shouldn't have moaned purposefully to let her know you were enjoying that blowjob.

Old Sagat

United States42 Posts

March 25 2010 19:12 GMT

#159

i'd say to stop taking high school seriously. I mean fuck, you're lik3 16 years old, no one gives a shit about you (including yourself usually), if you do have a girlfriend it's usually just because you smile too much or she's fucking with you (in many ways) and if you ever do acomplish something, so other stupid shit has already done it. Id have told myself to stop taking shit like it actually matters. Kinda like the police when the puul you over for speeding. Actually a lot like that. They;re all like, why wer you speeding and your like get a fucking real criminal and fine him. In high school, I would get in trouble for shit like forgeting to turn off my phone or put the date on an otherwise perfect test, yet some shithead across from me just plagerized the gettysburgh address and your too stupid to even know what it is. Fuck cops, fuck jocks, fuck high school teachers, and fuck high school.