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LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 17 2009 17:57 GMT
#121
micronesia, i know you are here because you really want to ask a question. It is okay to be shy at first, but this topic is about asking for advice to overcome such shyness. If you have any legit question at all about how to jump start your dating experience, just fire away.
since 98'
Djabanete
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States2786 Posts
October 17 2009 18:05 GMT
#122
On October 18 2009 02:57 larjarse wrote:
micronesia, i know you are here because you really want to ask a question. It is okay to be shy at first, but this topic is about asking for advice to overcome such shyness. If you have any legit question at all about how to jump start your dating experience, just fire away.


larjarse is rocking this thread.
May the BeSt man win.
iloveambiguity
Profile Joined August 2009
United States81 Posts
October 17 2009 18:13 GMT
#123
Pretty much all i have seen of women is prostitutes and strippers. And now I am dating a very smart, gorgeous, and nice girl. I had been duche, which is why i attracted messed up women like my stripper ex i used to live with. This new girl likes me to be in charge, but I am sure she does not want me to be a duche. I think I am holding back too much, trying to be super nice to her... She is also conservative christian, so talking about my previous experiences would really hurt my prospects, i believe. I really like her, i finally found a girl who could, in the future, make an excellent wife. How should I handle my relationship with her?
-StrifeX-
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States529 Posts
October 17 2009 19:48 GMT
#124
Christian girls are a freak fest dude. Quit being a pussy and be yourself.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-17 20:38:33
October 17 2009 19:58 GMT
#125
On October 17 2009 07:47 Bosu wrote:
How do I bag a black chick? It is my dream.


get them drunk dude. white girls are pussies but black girls when drunk are ezz

Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-17 20:59:33
October 17 2009 20:57 GMT
#126
One of the best things you can possibly do when you are in a situation with a girl that you like very much and that seems to be into you is to do the unexpected with full force. What this means is do something interesting, bold or just plain cool and do it with all of your energy with no regrets. If you can pull this off more than once in front of the girl on your mind all of the time she will fall for you. then play it off like it was nothing and do something in contrast such as be extremely funny or really smart. If you show different sides of yourself it will really help you out with women, because after all who wants to date or be with a translucent guy. humor is very very important too.

Also its always a good idea to make other guys look bad when you are around girls. This is a dick move but its 100% true. She will trust and be on the side of the biggest asshole without a doubt unless she is a fuckin arts major or something.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Zinfandel
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada115 Posts
October 17 2009 22:13 GMT
#127
Yo dude, how does I mekk gurls likes me?

I don't wnants to approch gurls becus they is skerry to me. I want mek gurls sukk my dik wifout dem reject me. How does i does this. Techh me bros.!
iloveambiguity
Profile Joined August 2009
United States81 Posts
October 17 2009 22:26 GMT
#128
On October 18 2009 04:48 -StrifeX- wrote:
Christian girls are a freak fest dude. Quit being a pussy and be yourself.

Ugh, I hope so, I cant wait to show her my handcuffs XD
iloveambiguity
Profile Joined August 2009
United States81 Posts
October 17 2009 22:27 GMT
#129
On October 18 2009 05:57 Hypnosis wrote:
One of the best things you can possibly do when you are in a situation with a girl that you like very much and that seems to be into you is to do the unexpected with full force. What this means is do something interesting, bold or just plain cool and do it with all of your energy with no regrets. If you can pull this off more than once in front of the girl on your mind all of the time she will fall for you. then play it off like it was nothing and do something in contrast such as be extremely funny or really smart. If you show different sides of yourself it will really help you out with women, because after all who wants to date or be with a translucent guy. humor is very very important too.

Also its always a good idea to make other guys look bad when you are around girls. This is a dick move but its 100% true. She will trust and be on the side of the biggest asshole without a doubt unless she is a fuckin arts major or something.

I think i know what you mean, i got a girl bedded after the second night using exactly this method. the difference was, this girl did like 12 guys in one month, and my current prospect is far from it. i think i will try to overwhelm her with confidence...
SwEEt[TearS]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1575 Posts
October 17 2009 22:27 GMT
#130
On October 18 2009 07:13 Zinfandel wrote:
Yo dude, how does I mekk gurls likes me?

I don't wnants to approch gurls becus they is skerry to me. I want mek gurls sukk my dik wifout dem reject me. How does i does this. Techh me bros.!

bad troll, you're bad.
gtfo
#1 arb fan -- Raelcun is Nuclear backwards. Rekrul is Lurker backwards. Grobyc is Cyborg backwards. Eniram is Marine backwards.
iloveambiguity
Profile Joined August 2009
United States81 Posts
October 17 2009 22:29 GMT
#131
I found a raelly cool site: http://www.twoofus.org/dating/index.aspx
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
October 17 2009 22:32 GMT
#132
what do you think about girls that don't seem to really "live in the moment" and enjoy themselves? ya kno sometimes i be like messing with people, and the chick with me just sits and giggles. Is it just her issue?
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
iloveambiguity
Profile Joined August 2009
United States81 Posts
October 17 2009 22:49 GMT
#133
i am actually wondering about a romantic surprise for her, i already left flowers at her doorstep, sent her an ascii flower, asked her friend about what kind of chocolate she likes, and brought it to her, any suggestions?
NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8748 Posts
October 17 2009 22:54 GMT
#134
On October 17 2009 10:03 HonestTea wrote:
This isn't endorsement, nor is it condemnation,

but used to be you had to have some rep before you could make threads like these...

Well it's got my endorsement.

The advice is good. If threads from no-names were closed before their merit could be determined (because, by their nature, they have no significant content in the OP) then we'd miss out.

What's sad to see is the number of detractors and trolls that swarm like sharks on chum before the guy is given a chance, and then still even after he's done well. It's not enough to just be a contributor anymore; you've gotta be a contributor who can also put up with a lot of shit.
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
Freyr
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States500 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-17 23:23:30
October 17 2009 23:22 GMT
#135
On October 18 2009 02:36 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 02:29 larjarse wrote:
Is that ASCII of someone pulling up their sleeve?

I think it's obviously a *facepalm*

I'm surprised this thread is still going on.


I'm pretty surprised that you would make a negative comment about it (assuming you are condemning the existence of the thread in the first place).

Like others have said, the OP has put good effort into generating decent responses. They should obviously not be considered perfect guidance, especially due to the variability of individual nature and social circumstances, but this is actually a pretty good thread.

This reminds me of a thread a few years back which was an active ban trap, as it offers the temptation to criticize without actually judging content, which is why we see experienced posters, and even one or two good posters, haranguing the OP.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-17 23:28:07
October 17 2009 23:25 GMT
#136
On October 18 2009 07:54 Liquid`NonY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 10:03 HonestTea wrote:
This isn't endorsement, nor is it condemnation,

but used to be you had to have some rep before you could make threads like these...

Well it's got my endorsement.

The advice is good. If threads from no-names were closed before their merit could be determined (because, by their nature, they have no significant content in the OP) then we'd miss out.

What's sad to see is the number of detractors and trolls that swarm like sharks on chum before the guy is given a chance, and then still even after he's done well. It's not enough to just be a contributor anymore; you've gotta be a contributor who can also put up with a lot of shit.

While I agree with you about threads in general, HonestTea does have a point. This is an 'ask me for advice' thread which is going to be scrutinized if it isn't by an established veteran (and might be scrutinized anyway).

Still, others including myself should be mature and let him go about it if the mods aren't gonna stop it, and judge him according to his merits.

On October 18 2009 08:22 Freyr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 02:36 micronesia wrote:
On October 18 2009 02:29 larjarse wrote:
Is that ASCII of someone pulling up their sleeve?

I think it's obviously a *facepalm*

I'm surprised this thread is still going on.


I'm pretty surprised that you would make a negative comment about it (assuming you are condemning the existence of the thread in the first place).

Like others have said, the OP has put good effort into generating decent responses. They should obviously not be considered perfect guidance, especially due to the variability of individual nature and social circumstances, but this is actually a pretty good thread.

This reminds me of a thread a few years back which was an active ban trap, as it offers the temptation to criticize without actually judging content, which is why we see experienced posters, and even one or two good posters, haranguing the OP.

I wasn't trying to be negative towards the original poster. I just find it hard to believe that a serious "get girl advice from my thread" would be successful, and especially one by an unknown poster.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Zinfandel
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada115 Posts
October 17 2009 23:36 GMT
#137
On October 18 2009 07:27 SwEEt[TearS] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 07:13 Zinfandel wrote:
Yo dude, how does I mekk gurls likes me?

I don't wnants to approch gurls becus they is skerry to me. I want mek gurls sukk my dik wifout dem reject me. How does i does this. Techh me bros.!

bad troll, you're bad.
gtfo


I is seriuss, I has probem wif gurls. fukk... how is i troll when i post fing has to do wif thredd???
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
October 17 2009 23:42 GMT
#138
On October 18 2009 08:36 Zinfandel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 07:27 SwEEt[TearS] wrote:
On October 18 2009 07:13 Zinfandel wrote:
Yo dude, how does I mekk gurls likes me?

I don't wnants to approch gurls becus they is skerry to me. I want mek gurls sukk my dik wifout dem reject me. How does i does this. Techh me bros.!

bad troll, you're bad.
gtfo


I is seriuss, I has probem wif gurls. fukk... how is i troll when i post fing has to do wif thredd???

I would be careful. The moderators here are like water...

...and you are an alkali metal.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
October 18 2009 01:37 GMT
#139
On October 18 2009 07:27 iloveambiguity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 05:57 Hypnosis wrote:
One of the best things you can possibly do when you are in a situation with a girl that you like very much and that seems to be into you is to do the unexpected with full force. What this means is do something interesting, bold or just plain cool and do it with all of your energy with no regrets. If you can pull this off more than once in front of the girl on your mind all of the time she will fall for you. then play it off like it was nothing and do something in contrast such as be extremely funny or really smart. If you show different sides of yourself it will really help you out with women, because after all who wants to date or be with a translucent guy. humor is very very important too.

Also its always a good idea to make other guys look bad when you are around girls. This is a dick move but its 100% true. She will trust and be on the side of the biggest asshole without a doubt unless she is a fuckin arts major or something.

I think i know what you mean, i got a girl bedded after the second night using exactly this method. the difference was, this girl did like 12 guys in one month, and my current prospect is far from it. i think i will try to overwhelm her with confidence...


Im curious, what did that entail lol?
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
iloveambiguity
Profile Joined August 2009
United States81 Posts
October 18 2009 02:24 GMT
#140
On October 18 2009 10:37 Hypnosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2009 07:27 iloveambiguity wrote:
On October 18 2009 05:57 Hypnosis wrote:
One of the best things you can possibly do when you are in a situation with a girl that you like very much and that seems to be into you is to do the unexpected with full force. What this means is do something interesting, bold or just plain cool and do it with all of your energy with no regrets. If you can pull this off more than once in front of the girl on your mind all of the time she will fall for you. then play it off like it was nothing and do something in contrast such as be extremely funny or really smart. If you show different sides of yourself it will really help you out with women, because after all who wants to date or be with a translucent guy. humor is very very important too.

Also its always a good idea to make other guys look bad when you are around girls. This is a dick move but its 100% true. She will trust and be on the side of the biggest asshole without a doubt unless she is a fuckin arts major or something.

I think i know what you mean, i got a girl bedded after the second night using exactly this method. the difference was, this girl did like 12 guys in one month, and my current prospect is far from it. i think i will try to overwhelm her with confidence...


Im curious, what did that entail lol?

Like this: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
She goes; ahhh uhhh its is blue with a red stop sign on in
me goes: i just want to learn how to please you.
later on
I think you are hot
she goes ahh uhhh i think you are kind of sweet
me sweet? how about sexy??
she smiles bluishing, that too...
see?
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