EPTA shelled nut - Page 2
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
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wok
United States504 Posts
As wide awake as day. And with her smile so calm and fair She wiped my gloom away. I recognized her handsome face. I’d seen it oft before. But ne’er could I, as now, embrace This goddess on my floor. My queen, dethroned, still looked so grand, So gentle and so gay. I lent to her my open hand But she, with great dismay. Refused my touch with teary eye, So flush did she become! So quickly to that great supply Of gloom did she succumb. As saddened as the awful air, And inches from my bed She cried a stream, the lady fair, Upon the carpet-spread. Yet through each tear and wav’ring sigh My heart did surely bleed! How dare I try to satisfy The lover’s other need! I realized the gravity Of this, my grievous crime Not fully ‘till I saw the sea Of gloom flow thick as grime Across the once unsoiled ground. It was a star-crossed tryst! But still, her kiss was so profound; I wisely held my piss. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/12/1230_smarttoilet/image/slide13.jpg) | ||
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake. | ||
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tarpman
Canada723 Posts
tell this story many times, before you sleep; this time, listen carefully. And I will tell you, once again; and this time, understand that what I'm telling you... every single word is true. You need to know. There was another, who came before you. He was a hero and your brother and my son. He fought the darkness and the darkness won. You need to know. And he fought bravely, and he died bravely, but he was forsaken by the ones he wished to save. And when died he died in vain. You need to know. You are not him. This fight's not yours. So you will stay here, you will obey me, and I will keep grieving for the son I sent to death. You are all I have left. You need to know. You are not him. This fight's not yours. You cannot win. | ||
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wok
United States504 Posts
On August 26 2009 13:41 tarpman wrote: You have heard me tell this story many times, before you sleep; this time, listen carefully. And I will tell you, once again; and this time, understand that what I'm telling you... every single word is true. You need to know. There was another, who came before you. He was a hero and your brother and my son. He fought the darkness and the darkness won. You need to know. And he fought bravely, and he died bravely, but he was forsaken by the ones he wished to save. And when died he died in vain. You need to know. You are not him. This fight's not yours. So you will stay here, you will obey me, and I will keep grieving for the son I sent to death. You are all I have left. You need to know. You are not him. This fight's not yours. You cannot win. Ok daddy. I shall stay put. | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
Don't listen to mister protoman, he's not a real doctor. | ||
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
On August 26 2009 13:55 CubEdIn wrote: Don't listen to mister protoman, he's not a real doctor. messy like a lobotomy in a concubine | ||
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Saracen
United States5139 Posts
On August 26 2009 13:34 wok wrote: I woke one day to catch a stare As wide awake as day. And with her smile so calm and fair She wiped my gloom away. I recognized her handsome face. I’d seen it oft before. But ne’er could I, as now, embrace This goddess on my floor. My queen, dethroned, still looked so grand, So gentle and so gay. I lent to her my open hand But she, with great dismay. Refused my touch with teary eye, So flush did she become! So quickly to that great supply Of gloom did she succumb. As saddened as the awful air, And inches from my bed She cried a stream, the lady fair, Upon the carpet-spread. Yet through each tear and wav’ring sigh My heart did surely bleed! How dare I try to satisfy The lover’s other need! I realized the gravity Of this, my grievous crime Not fully ‘till I saw the sea Of gloom flow thick as grime Across the once unsoiled ground. It was a star-crossed tryst! But still, her kiss was so profound; I wisely held my piss. + Show Spoiler + Haha  + Show Spoiler + omg slant rhyme last stanza | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
same poster.. coincidence? | ||
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
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MPXMX
Canada4309 Posts
posting a song in palindromes, which is of interest and to many people, without much additional background, is hardly an indication - of intoxication... We speak in our ways... | ||
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sith
United States2474 Posts
On August 26 2009 13:25 Braintricks wrote: + Show Spoiler + Woke up quick at about noon Just thought that I had to be in compton soon I gotta get drunk before the day begin Before my mother starts bitchin bout my friends About to go and damn near went blind Young niggaz at the pad throwin up gang signs Ran in the house and grabbed my clip With the mac-10 on the side of my hip Bailed outside and pointed my weapon Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin Jumped in the fo’ hit the juice on my ride I got front back and side to side Then I let the alpine play Bumpin new shit by nwa It was gangsta gangsta at the top of the list Then I played my own shit, it went somethin like this: Cruisin down the street in my six-fo’ Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes Went to the park to get the scoop Knuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoops A car pulls up, who can it be? A fresh el camino rolled, kilo g He rolls down his window and he started to say It’s all about makin that gta It may be just around here but if there is any congregation of males that are semi-drunk and someone on the guitar, that is the song that inevitably gets sung before the the night is out. | ||
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404.Delirium
United States1190 Posts
On August 26 2009 14:09 Jyvblamo wrote: My bet is that the OP of these three threads is currently high on one helluva substance. Just found the third in the closed threads =) I'm too tired to pick through and look for stuff though. | ||
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YianKutKu
United States142 Posts
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nttea
Sweden4353 Posts
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Chill
Calgary26003 Posts
On August 13 2009 23:31 Flaccid wrote: No dick fo yo pussy only dick fo yo throat. You aint getting no child suh-pote | ||
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Braintricks
137 Posts
On August 26 2009 14:31 sith wrote: It may be just around here but if there is any congregation of males that are semi-drunk and someone on the guitar, that is the song that inevitably gets sung before the the night is out. Please don't tell me you think the cover is the actual song. | ||
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pyrogenetix
China5098 Posts
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Tyraz
New Zealand310 Posts
On August 26 2009 12:43 MPXMX wrote: Swallow, blink, twitch ... Crave, blink, sigh.... Crave, panic, stop ... Look, think, move... Blink, look, think... Dream, twitch, sigh... Crave, think, do... Think, say, sigh... Blink, do, stop... Look, feel, die. My interpretation: + Show Spoiler + Person eats a nut --> Likes the taste --> Likes it so much, picks up another one, looks at the next nut, realizes he was suppose to shell it. --> panics, feels the shell inside him --> "Oh shit" --> dies. cute | ||
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prototype.
Canada4215 Posts
upset stomach, diarrhea ... nausea, heartburn, indigestion ... upset stomach, diarrhea ... nausea, heartburn, indigestion ... upset stomach, diarrhea ... nausea, heartburn, indigestion ... upset stomach, diarrhea ... YEAH! pepto bismol! | ||
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