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SultanVinegar
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States372 Posts
August 26 2009 08:09 GMT
#41
On August 26 2009 13:34 wok wrote:
I woke one day to catch a stare
As wide awake as day.
And with her smile so calm and fair
She wiped my gloom away.

I recognized her handsome face.
I’d seen it oft before.
But ne’er could I, as now, embrace
This goddess on my floor.

My queen, dethroned, still looked so grand,
So gentle and so gay.
I lent to her my open hand
But she, with great dismay.

Refused my touch with teary eye,
So flush did she become!
So quickly to that great supply
Of gloom did she succumb.

As saddened as the awful air,
And inches from my bed
She cried a stream, the lady fair,
Upon the carpet-spread.

Yet through each tear and wav’ring sigh
My heart did surely bleed!
How dare I try to satisfy
The lover’s other need!

I realized the gravity
Of this, my grievous crime
Not fully ‘till I saw the sea
Of gloom flow thick as grime

Across the once unsoiled ground.
It was a star-crossed tryst!
But still, her kiss was so profound;
I wisely held my piss.
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Did you write this? It's fucking genius!
I'm a Flash man.
Draconizard
Profile Joined October 2008
628 Posts
August 26 2009 16:05 GMT
#42
This might just be the oddest thread I've come across in a while. Either there's some deep, esoteric meaning in the OP's post that I in my ignorance am missing, or the OP was high as a kite when he decided to write a random string of verbs.
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
August 26 2009 16:13 GMT
#43
OP has me confused, although i'm sure this is one of the those word games that are deceptively simple. Hopefully he'll tell us the answer soon enough.
U Gotta Skate.
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
August 26 2009 16:16 GMT
#44
On August 26 2009 16:10 Tyraz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 26 2009 12:43 MPXMX wrote:
Swallow, blink, twitch ...

Crave, blink, sigh....

Crave, panic, stop ...

Look, think, move...

Blink, look, think...

Dream, twitch, sigh...

Crave, think, do...

Think, say, sigh...

Blink, do, stop...

Look, feel, die.

+ Show Spoiler +
Person eats a nut --> Likes the taste --> Likes it so much, picks up another one, looks at the next nut, realizes he was suppose to shell it. --> panics, feels the shell inside him --> "Oh shit" --> dies.

cute

Yes because everyone knows that peanut shells = instant death.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
August 26 2009 16:28 GMT
#45
Not another high-thread.
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 26 2009 16:28 GMT
#46
So, even though this is the prose equivalent of modern art, I found it pretty entertaining because it leaves a lot of room for thinking and connecting.
Peace~
Afasia
Profile Joined August 2009
Finland70 Posts
August 26 2009 16:33 GMT
#47
*shifts*
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
Aznleeman
Profile Joined November 2007
United States208 Posts
August 26 2009 17:13 GMT
#48
Agh, my brain once again lies somewhere on my floor (the last time was on the Xel-Naga theorycrafting thread.)

Unless there's some hidden meaning buried within this entire thread that I'm too ignorant to understand, or this is a poetic version of the drunk thread. I'm going to closely monitor the progression of this thread and see the direction it travels, and labeling it as condemned the second I believe it is.;

Read, think, gasp...

Type, stop, think...

Panic, twitch, die...

That's what's gonna happen to me at this rate.
._.???
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
August 26 2009 17:56 GMT
#49
There is so much profoundness in this thread, I think I might have to play WC3 to make up for the pre-occupied brain capacity, contemplating the potential and possibilities of this thread.
MPXMX
Profile Joined December 2002
Canada4309 Posts
August 26 2009 18:16 GMT
#50
Some people pretend to be mute.

Some pretend to talk.

Many speak nonsense high.

Many speak nonsense sober.

Things proven yesterday are disproved today.

Some lie purposely.

Some are accidentally honest.

Ignorance spreads when the ignorant speak ignorantly with confidence and conviction.

Some reject truth. Some are convinced by myths.

Those with no knowledge of wisdom call each other fools.

Those with no knowledge of courage call each other cowards.

"People are stupid, but I am not." - Human
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
August 26 2009 18:23 GMT
#51
A fool takes no pleasure in understanding but only in expressing his opinion.
ya had ya shot kid!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
August 26 2009 18:37 GMT
#52
Some people think they are deep.

Some people admire those people that think they are deep.

Some people hate the people who admire the ones who are deep.

Some people realize that it's all bullshit and it means nothing, and empty spaces in writing are not for the audience to guess at and thus by forming connections assume it is "deep," but are the shortcoming of the author.

These people are few.

So this thread lives on.

THE END.
Peace~
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
August 26 2009 18:47 GMT
#53
I once killed a man, + Show Spoiler +
just to watch him die?
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
August 26 2009 18:50 GMT
#54
On August 27 2009 03:16 MPXMX wrote:
Some people pretend to be mute.

Some pretend to talk.

Many speak nonsense high.

Many speak nonsense sober.

Things proven yesterday are disproved today.

Some lie purposely.

Some are accidentally honest.

Ignorance spreads when the ignorant speak ignorantly with confidence and conviction.

Some reject truth. Some are convinced by myths.

Those with no knowledge of wisdom call each other fools.

Those with no knowledge of courage call each other cowards.

"People are stupid, but I am not." - Human

I speak in generalities so my words are bound to be true sometimes.

Its the easiest way to observe.

Mmm..hmm. Not everyone with no knowledge of wisdom calls another man a fool. Not all who have no knowledge of courage call another a coward. Not all are hipocrites. You speak of only some but act as if it applies to all.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
August 26 2009 18:54 GMT
#55
Everybody is posting all intellectually in this thread, so i feel quite stupid when i say i have no idea wtf this is about, i almost feel like theres some sort of inside joke i'm missing.
U Gotta Skate.
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
August 26 2009 18:55 GMT
#56
Its about you ghermination. And its hilarious.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
August 26 2009 18:56 GMT
#57
Oh the things we're saying about ghermination. If only he knew.
jjl
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States85 Posts
August 26 2009 21:29 GMT
#58
You brasil?
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
August 26 2009 21:34 GMT
#59
On August 27 2009 03:54 ghermination wrote:
Everybody is posting all intellectually in this thread, so i feel quite stupid when i say i have no idea wtf this is about, i almost feel like theres some sort of inside joke i'm missing.

if you understood, you wouldn't be alive right now
Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2748 Posts
August 26 2009 21:41 GMT
#60
tomatoes are red
tomatoes are red
i fuck you with a rake
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