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nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
August 25 2009 21:57 GMT
#61
On August 26 2009 03:23 Durak wrote:
It could happen nowhere not even in Somalia.

Well Durham is in the middle of nowhere....
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
koOl
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada254 Posts
August 25 2009 21:58 GMT
#62
fox news would also like to invade canada:
hihi
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
August 25 2009 21:58 GMT
#63
Every time I watch Fox news I RAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE.
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
August 25 2009 21:59 GMT
#64
On August 26 2009 06:58 Jyvblamo wrote:
Every time I watch Fox news I RAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE.

I laugh, frown and then laugh again...
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
August 25 2009 21:59 GMT
#65
On August 26 2009 05:21 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 26 2009 05:09 Gene wrote:
I am Gene, and I am from NY.

I feel qualified to say having not watched anything that this is retarded.
Also, being from NY I certainly am qualified to say Jersey people suck at life, and their accents are the most horrific of any united states english speaking accent.

I specify united states because british accents are far worse.

Say goodbye to your connect in Cornell, fucker.

JERSEY PRIDE.

Also, Hawk hates you as well.


I, too, am awesome and now hate you as well. I am from East Brunswick (central jersey by rutgers) and we do not have guido accents or annoying south jersey / pennsylvania accents (long O as in pick up the ph-own i just called your hoe-me).
KaasZerg
Profile Joined November 2005
Netherlands927 Posts
August 25 2009 22:01 GMT
#66
A case of paranoid scizofrenia or a compulsive liar with a dramatic attention seeking personality disorder. Sad ex-cop.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27147 Posts
August 25 2009 22:01 GMT
#67
On August 26 2009 06:43 BroOd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 26 2009 05:19 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
also how do you just up and "discover" a coke ring on your first day in a new town

"howdy neighbor what brings you to durham"
"i'm a former sheriff from new jersey i moved my family here"
"you're a cop eh get outta here so i am except i sell hella cocaine outta my house here, all the cops do"


haha I can already see the Steven Segal movie trailer

*turning in badge and gun*
[narrator]
He was a disgraced cop, looking for a second chance
"Where ya gonna go, jimmy? ain't no squad gonna take ya now ya rat"
"im goin... north"
cut to him at border patrol
"whats the purpose of your stay in canada sir?"
"im just lookin for a fresh start"
Little did he know, he was walking into the fight of his life
"theres some new guy in town, some cop from america, and he's been snoopin aboot"
"take care of it, we can't let the world know that the canadian police is actually the worlds largest and most sophisticated drug cartel..."
"i'll put him... on ice..."
*they laugh together as camera pulls back to reveal igloo*
What they didn't count on was Jimmy Montegna's brand of street justice
*punches junkie mountie off horse*
"didnt your mother ever tell you, quit the horseplay?"
*unexplained scenes of segal cage-fighting a bear in a cop uniform, him dangling the canadian prime minister out of a helecopter*
This winter, get ready for... Canadian Snow
*BASED ON A TRUE STORY*


omg lol ITS PERFECT
ModeratorGodfather
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
August 25 2009 22:08 GMT
#68
LOL
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
August 25 2009 22:25 GMT
#69
I have not seen this on Toronto Stars.
:]
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
August 25 2009 22:26 GMT
#70
He got it all wrong...the Canadian police were selling a white powdery substance all right but it was snow for the local snowman building contest.
Never Knows Best.
SoleSteeler
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada5420 Posts
August 25 2009 22:30 GMT
#71
This would be all over the news in Canada if it were true.
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
August 25 2009 22:36 GMT
#72
lmao you should see the things he calls sources on his website
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 25 2009 22:47 GMT
#73
On August 26 2009 07:26 Slaughter wrote:
He got it all wrong...the Canadian police were selling a white powdery substance all right but it was snow for the local snowman building contest.


lol
HEY MEYT
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-25 23:16:50
August 25 2009 23:13 GMT
#74
On August 26 2009 05:21 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 26 2009 05:09 Gene wrote:
I am Gene, and I am from NY.

I feel qualified to say having not watched anything that this is retarded.
Also, being from NY I certainly am qualified to say Jersey people suck at life, and their accents are the most horrific of any united states english speaking accent.

I specify united states because british accents are far worse.

Say goodbye to your connect in Cornell, fucker.

JERSEY PRIDE.

Also, Hawk hates you as well.


I'm from NJ, we definitely speak the correct way
You southerners and Texans sound like you have no education.
You Boston people just sound like assholes.
Midwestern accents do not bother me and they really don't sound that much different than the way I speak, except for words like "noooooooo"
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27147 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-25 23:26:18
August 25 2009 23:20 GMT
#75
We are number one on google for "Scott Lopper", google news has no results, and other than the youtube video / this thread, there is nothing. His website is www.ScottLopperstory.com
ModeratorGodfather
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
August 25 2009 23:24 GMT
#76
It's spelled Scott Loper there's some other results he has his own website or something LOL
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ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
August 25 2009 23:26 GMT
#77
lol at fox news, they are like trolls but they are serious...

It upsets me that they are the most popular "news" program. "sticking out their neck to protect human freedom" lol just like Hitler's minister of propaganda.

Even if they told me the most simple fact I would check somewhere else to see if it's true.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27147 Posts
August 25 2009 23:26 GMT
#78
On August 26 2009 08:24 Superiorwolf wrote:
It's spelled Scott Loper there's some other results he has his own website or something LOL


My bad, copy/pasted from the OP
ModeratorGodfather
Chrispy
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada5878 Posts
August 26 2009 00:00 GMT
#79
I'm also from Canada I can verify this man's story 100%. I saw him in the local Canadian prison and I wondered why he was being tortured so I asked the Canadian RCMP force (they were on coffee break) what exactly was going on and they also imprisoned me. I was fed dog feces, human feces, horse feces, hell, even polar bear feces.

Dreadful experience, I invited our leader to come over to my house for a while and discuss it but he said he a Tim Horton's had it's donation jar stolen from and he had to attend to it.

We're all filthy, evil and corrupt commies up here.
Retvrn to Forvms
Shizuru~
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Malaysia1676 Posts
August 26 2009 00:16 GMT
#80
Well by the looks of it, i guess we could all call this bullshit for now unless more solid evidence surfaces to support his claims...

still though, its kinda funny how most canadians react to this, endless sarcastic remarks and defensive posts... nufin against u guys, just stating an observation.
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