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Failsafe
United States1298 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32130 Posts
On August 26 2009 02:23 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: He's from Jersey, but close on the accent. WHAT On August 26 2009 03:16 GunSlinger wrote: Unlike you, I've actually been to Durham. There are no prostitutes, there is maybe 20 police officers there at the absolute most. I would be surprised if the kind of people who live in Durham even know what the hell cocaine is. It would probably end up in an apple pie or a nice batch of chocolate chip cookies. With a population like 2700 people, you really think a cocaine ring would survive? http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2009/08/19/durham-drugs.html utopia = curbstomped | ||
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Klive5ive
United Kingdom6056 Posts
On August 26 2009 03:27 Failsafe wrote: this is just the evil influence of south park | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On August 26 2009 03:27 Hawk wrote: WHAT http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2009/08/19/durham-drugs.html utopia = curbstomped Sarcasm. They clearly stated that he was part of the Jersey police force, and he says he pronounces words like someone from the South. He pronounces words like a prick from Jersey. I hate your disgusting accent. The whole NE area, actually. I hate those accents. | ||
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fanatacist
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Boundz(DarKo)
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MK
United States496 Posts
And like said before, if on Youtube, it must be true. | ||
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GunSlinger
614 Posts
On August 26 2009 03:27 Hawk wrote: WHAT http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2009/08/19/durham-drugs.html utopia = curbstomped Twelve people face 90 charges after an alleged drug dealing operation was busted by Durham region police. The arrests capped a three-month investigation dubbed Project Isis that began in Durham Region and expanded into the Toronto area. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32130 Posts
On August 26 2009 03:35 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: Sarcasm. They clearly stated that he was part of the Jersey police force, and he says he pronounces words like someone from the South. He pronounces words like a prick from Jersey. I hate your disgusting accent. The whole NE area, actually. I hate those accents. I hope you have a mic for the madden franchise so you can hear me talk shit alllll game long | ||
FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
it is seriously so implausible that this actually happened seriously the canadian media is so podunk and uninteresting that a cocaine ring being run by the cops (APPARENTLY FUCKING "COMMON KNOWLEDGE" ACCORDING TO THIS FAT SHIFTY-EYED RETARD) would be highlight news for like a year and politicians would be speaking out about how shocked they are | ||
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brian
United States9639 Posts
I feel qualified to say having not watched anything that this is retarded. Also, being from NY I certainly am qualified to say Jersey people suck at life, and their accents are the most horrific of any united states english speaking accent. I specify united states because british accents are far worse. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
"howdy neighbor what brings you to durham" "i'm a former sheriff from new jersey i moved my family here" "you're a cop eh get outta here so i am except i sell hella cocaine outta my house here, all the cops do" | ||
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Sharp-eYe
Canada642 Posts
Cant we all just get along? | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On August 26 2009 05:09 Gene wrote: I am Gene, and I am from NY. I feel qualified to say having not watched anything that this is retarded. Also, being from NY I certainly am qualified to say Jersey people suck at life, and their accents are the most horrific of any united states english speaking accent. I specify united states because british accents are far worse. Say goodbye to your connect in Cornell, fucker. JERSEY PRIDE. Also, Hawk hates you as well. | ||
Jibba
United States22883 Posts
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On August 26 2009 05:51 Jibba wrote: I have 10 fingers and 10 toes. Proof? | ||
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BroOd
Austin10833 Posts
On August 26 2009 05:19 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: also how do you just up and "discover" a coke ring on your first day in a new town "howdy neighbor what brings you to durham" "i'm a former sheriff from new jersey i moved my family here" "you're a cop eh get outta here so i am except i sell hella cocaine outta my house here, all the cops do" haha I can already see the Steven Segal movie trailer *turning in badge and gun* [narrator] He was a disgraced cop, looking for a second chance "Where ya gonna go, jimmy? ain't no squad gonna take ya now ya rat" "im goin... north" cut to him at border patrol "whats the purpose of your stay in canada sir?" "im just lookin for a fresh start" Little did he know, he was walking into the fight of his life "theres some new guy in town, some cop from america, and he's been snoopin aboot" "take care of it, we can't let the world know that the canadian police is actually the worlds largest and most sophisticated drug cartel..." "i'll put him... on ice..." *they laugh together as camera pulls back to reveal igloo* What they didn't count on was Jimmy Montegna's brand of street justice *punches junkie mountie off horse* "didnt your mother ever tell you, quit the horseplay?" *unexplained scenes of segal cage-fighting a bear in a cop uniform, him dangling the canadian prime minister out of a helecopter* This winter, get ready for... Canadian Snow *BASED ON A TRUE STORY* | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
On August 26 2009 05:09 Gene wrote: I am Gene, and I am from NY. I feel qualified to say having not watched anything that this is retarded. Also, being from NY I certainly am qualified to say Jersey people suck at life, and their accents are the most horrific of any united states english speaking accent. I specify united states because british accents are far worse. Your name's not really Gene. What else are you lying about?! edit: looool Brood | ||
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keV.
United States3214 Posts
"People like you and I who professionally stick their necks to protect human freedom" hahahaha. | ||
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NovaTheFeared
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