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freestalker
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Firebolt145
Lalalaland34504 Posts
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abominare
United States1216 Posts
On January 27 2012 07:56 Firebolt145 wrote: Wow. 954 pages and I remember when we were only at 200 pages a year ago. edit: 955 now Secret goal, be the one to hit page 1000 on my 1000th post | ||
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Firebolt145
Lalalaland34504 Posts
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polluxtby
Sweden207 Posts
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Uranium
United States1077 Posts
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tofucake
Hyrule19228 Posts
On January 27 2012 10:21 Uranium wrote: I'll come find you in TS good luck | ||
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JJoNeEightY
United States509 Posts
Tucked away in the dark, damp recesses between the Liquipedia Channel and the strange place where those guys who play Maplestory (srsly wtf?) reside, lies a place beyond anything you can imagine: THE HATCHERY COMMUNICATIONS CHANNEL. Don't call us, we'll call you. | ||
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DefMatrixUltra
Canada1992 Posts
On January 27 2012 07:46 polluxtby wrote: Bah, just lost yet ANOTHER pod in lowsec due to my internet being so slow that even while constantly mashing the warp button I just can't enter warp in time. Drake loss, fine, but pod losses isn't fun. Or I'm just bad Edit: Confirming I'm bad. Still irritated though 1) Esc --> Display and Graphics ---> disable "Ship Explosions" 2) Disable neocom blinking (not sure if the new blinking is laggy or not, haven't "tested" it yet. 3) Goto evemail --> click the bars at the top left and hit "Settings" --> disable any blinking. 1) and 3) for sure take CPU precedence over spawning your pod and, even on a really good machine, can cause enough lag to lose your pod. Not sure about 2) yet. | ||
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Inzek
Chile802 Posts
On January 27 2012 10:21 Uranium wrote: Hey guys I reactivated my 7 year old account and I'm downloading the game right now. I'll come find you in TS or the in-game channel. serious advice... read the op, get a psicologist | ||
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Body_Shield
Canada3368 Posts
Edit: ![[image loading]](http://i692.photobucket.com/albums/vv286/Body_Shield/FHZ8r.png) Arazu Life | ||
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DefMatrixUltra
Canada1992 Posts
On January 27 2012 10:21 Uranium wrote: Hey guys I reactivated my 7 year old account and I'm downloading the game right now. I'll come find you in TS or the in-game channel. Too amusing not to post tbh. + Show Spoiler [Chyat Lawgs] + [ 2012.01.27 02:36:00 ] muusbolla > hi its Uranium from TL forums [ 2012.01.27 02:36:07 ] muusbolla > reactivated my account after a loooong time [ 2012.01.27 02:36:18 ] muusbolla > I never got past the trial before but I was only 16 back then  [ 2012.01.27 02:36:42 ] muusbolla > Any hatchery directors here? [ 2012.01.27 02:39:32 ] CarnegieSteel > I am [ 2012.01.27 02:54:59 ] muusbolla > hi sorry i have been tabbing [ 2012.01.27 02:55:13 ] muusbolla > i was buying the skill books needed to pilot rifter [ 2012.01.27 02:55:32 ] CarnegieSteel > you should probably start a new account [ 2012.01.27 02:55:39 ] muusbolla > why? [ 2012.01.27 02:55:44 ] CarnegieSteel > so you get a mentor and isk [ 2012.01.27 02:56:30 ] muusbolla > i can't get a mentor if i don't start a new account? [ 2012.01.27 02:57:22 ] CarnegieSteel > people will answer your questions, but no, you dont get a mentor without a new account [ 2012.01.27 02:58:21 ] muusbolla > sounds kind of bureaucratic to me [ 2012.01.27 02:59:03 ] CarnegieSteel > It is not [ 2012.01.27 03:00:36 ] Calanthe Maulerant > hahaha [ 2012.01.27 03:00:41 ] Calanthe Maulerant > you guys are funny [ 2012.01.27 03:00:57 ] muusbolla > doesnt make any sense tbqh, you wont mentor me unless i create an entirely new character [ 2012.01.27 03:01:02 ] muusbolla > which wastes some skill time on this character [ 2012.01.27 03:01:10 ] Zenith Geten > its not that [ 2012.01.27 03:01:12 ] Gorski Car > How much sp does that char have? [ 2012.01.27 03:01:12 ] muusbolla > unless you think i'm a spy [ 2012.01.27 03:01:18 ] muusbolla > not much [ 2012.01.27 03:01:23 ] CarnegieSteel > exactly [ 2012.01.27 03:01:25 ] Calanthe Maulerant > it's not gonna be much of a loss tbh [ 2012.01.27 03:01:30 ] Calanthe Maulerant > damn, that's a shame though [ 2012.01.27 03:01:32 ] Calanthe Maulerant > 06 char [ 2012.01.27 03:01:46 ] Zenith Geten > keep it for shits [ 2012.01.27 03:01:55 ] muusbolla > i'll make a new account if you can give me a tangible reason why that's important [ 2012.01.27 03:02:09 ] Gorski Car > Because we get a plex in return for mentoring you [ 2012.01.27 03:02:34 ] muusbolla > you mean recruit a friend system through CCP [ 2012.01.27 03:02:35 ] muusbolla > i see [ 2012.01.27 03:17:35 ] muusbolla > I can't put skill books into my cargo hold? [ 2012.01.27 03:17:51 ] Gorski Car > What ship? [ 2012.01.27 03:17:55 ] Gorski Car > You should be able to [ 2012.01.27 03:18:07 ] muusbolla > merlin [ 2012.01.27 03:18:41 ] muusbolla > oh fuck me im docked at the wrong station [ 2012.01.27 03:19:08 ] muusbolla > no... nvm [ 2012.01.27 03:19:24 ] muusbolla > i have Afterburner and Hull Upgrades shown in the station tab [ 2012.01.27 03:19:29 ] muusbolla > and im trying to drag and drop to cargo hold [ 2012.01.27 03:20:33 ] muusbolla > ah fuck it i'll just train navigation and mechanics and then inject them. it'll only take 15 minutes [ 2012.01.27 03:24:29 ] muusbolla > ah i can't drag out of assets. have to use items [ 2012.01.27 03:24:36 ] Tawa Suyo > or [ 2012.01.27 03:24:38 ] Xevlys > ... [ 2012.01.27 03:24:40 ] Xevlys > .......... [ 2012.01.27 03:24:40 ] Tawa Suyo > you could hold on to the books [ 2012.01.27 03:24:46 ] Tawa Suyo > transfer them to a new account [ 2012.01.27 03:24:53 ] Tawa Suyo > and have this explained by a mentor [ 2012.01.27 03:25:02 ] Tawa Suyo > that would also save you mistaking this for a general help channel [ 2012.01.27 03:25:12 ] Xevlys > rofl [ 2012.01.27 03:25:15 ] muusbolla > considering i had to google it anyway [ 2012.01.27 03:25:36 ] muusbolla > I'm here because I want to join the hatchery crew and pvp with members of team liquid [ 2012.01.27 03:25:38 ] Xevlys > no one is going to assume youre trying to use the assets tab [ 2012.01.27 03:25:43 ] MF Panda > maybe you should keep a blog or something [ 2012.01.27 03:25:48 ] MF Panda > cataloguing your adventures [ 2012.01.27 03:25:54 ] MF Panda > and post them in the blog [ 2012.01.27 03:25:56 ] muusbolla > not understanding the hate here [ 2012.01.27 03:26:01 ] Tawa Suyo > TODAY: STATIONS [ 2012.01.27 03:26:06 ] Xevlys > rofl [ 2012.01.27 03:26:16 ] Xevlys > the hate is from your attitude [ 2012.01.27 03:26:30 ] Xevlys > [03:01:55] muusbolla > i'll make a new account if you can give me a tangible reason why that's important [ 2012.01.27 03:26:37 ] Tawa Suyo > it's 3:30am, you're disputing that you need a mentor then giving a running description of you clearly needing a mentor [ 2012.01.27 03:26:40 ] Xevlys > youre the noob [ 2012.01.27 03:26:42 ] muusbolla > i don't have an attitude, i just don't want to reroll so you guys can get some ISK [ 2012.01.27 03:26:43 ] Xevlys > you do as youre told [ 2012.01.27 03:26:45 ] Zenith Geten > this is also not hate [ 2012.01.27 03:27:25 ] Xevlys > the fact you even asked [ 2012.01.27 03:27:31 ] Xevlys > when its clearly explained in the eve post [ 2012.01.27 03:27:35 ] Xevlys > that we use a mentor system [ 2012.01.27 03:27:42 ] Xevlys > involving 21 day trials [ 2012.01.27 03:27:56 ] muusbolla > i read the damn post [ 2012.01.27 03:27:59 ] muusbolla > it also says "If you already have an eve account and are interested in joining the Hatchery:- Join channel HATCHERY PUB and ask for a Hatchery director- Tell him your story" [ 2012.01.27 03:28:09 ] Xevlys > already have means not brand new [ 2012.01.27 03:28:17 ] Tawa Suyo > infinite point is finite range [ 2012.01.27 03:28:26 ] muusbolla > what's your point? I want to keep my account and i'm not here to be your ISK cow [ 2012.01.27 03:28:35 ] Xevlys > we make 0 isk off you [ 2012.01.27 03:28:50 ] muusbolla > if you don't want to help me if there's nothing in it for you then fine. i'm still not rerolling [ 2012.01.27 03:28:53 ] Xevlys > and even if we did [ 2012.01.27 03:29:18 ] Xevlys > it wouldnt matter because we are teaching you to be good at this game and providing you with the means to make tons of your own isk [ 2012.01.27 03:29:30 ] Tawa Suyo > m8m8m8 [ 2012.01.27 03:29:54 ] muusbolla > but not if I don't reroll so you can get PLEX [ 2012.01.27 03:29:56 ] muusbolla > which = ISK [ 2012.01.27 03:30:01 ] Tawa Suyo > clearly, given a mind numbing running commentary of barely understanding the game in this channel as if you'll recieve help is a much cheaper option [ 2012.01.27 03:30:08 ] Xevlys > we give you a plex [ 2012.01.27 03:30:09 ] MF Panda > ok so muus [ 2012.01.27 03:30:12 ] Xevlys > which you use [ 2012.01.27 03:30:15 ] MF Panda > stop asking for mentor [ 2012.01.27 03:30:16 ] Xevlys > which gets us a plex [ 2012.01.27 03:30:19 ] MF Panda > tell a director your story [ 2012.01.27 03:30:21 ] MF Panda > and apply [ 2012.01.27 03:30:41 ] Xevlys > so we buy a plex and get a plex [ 2012.01.27 03:30:47 ] Xevlys > threre is no money making [ 2012.01.27 03:31:03 ] Tawa Suyo > you get your first month free [ 2012.01.27 03:31:04 ] Tawa Suyo > and a mentor [ 2012.01.27 03:31:09 ] Tawa Suyo > and don't annoy me [ 2012.01.27 03:31:12 ] Tawa Suyo > win win win \o/ [ 2012.01.27 03:31:18 ] Matt Eight > muusbolla, what you have to understand is that people here are playing the game for their own enjoyment, it isn't a job. A lot here I have found are really helpful and that's nice of them, but you're not entitled to it. [ 2012.01.27 03:31:29 ] muusbolla > i don't expect to be [ 2012.01.27 03:31:32 ] Matt Eight > It's their own time [ 2012.01.27 03:31:33 ] Xevlys > thats the word i was looking for [ 2012.01.27 03:31:36 ] Xevlys > entitlement [ 2012.01.27 03:31:39 ] Tawa Suyo > then don't act like it [ 2012.01.27 03:31:44 ] muusbolla > but there's nothing in the forum post that indicates I have to reroll to get a mentor [ 2012.01.27 03:31:51 ] CarnegieSteel > why do you care? [ 2012.01.27 03:31:54 ] muusbolla > the impression I got was that people were willing to help out of the goodness of their own hearts [ 2012.01.27 03:31:57 ] CarnegieSteel > is it your super awesome name? [ 2012.01.27 03:32:01 ] muusbolla > because I want to keep my 2006 character? [ 2012.01.27 03:32:02 ] Zenith Geten > wait [ 2012.01.27 03:32:03 ] Zenith Geten > wait [ 2012.01.27 03:32:11 ] Xevlys > ... [ 2012.01.27 03:32:16 ] Tawa Suyo > [03:31:55] muusbolla > the impression I got was that people were willing to help out of the goodness of their own hearts [ 2012.01.27 03:32:17 ] Zenith Geten > the impression you got from the thread was goodness of heart? [ 2012.01.27 03:32:17 ] Xevlys > if you have a 2006 character [ 2012.01.27 03:32:21 ] Tawa Suyo > ^ this is why you need an eve mentor [ 2012.01.27 03:32:24 ] Xevlys > thats different [ 2012.01.27 03:32:24 ] Tawa Suyo > lol goodness [ 2012.01.27 03:32:25 ] Tawa Suyo > o\ [ 2012.01.27 03:32:30 ] Xevlys > but equally [ 2012.01.27 03:32:36 ] Xevlys > if you have a 2006 character [ 2012.01.27 03:32:42 ] Xevlys > why the fuck are you trying to use assets [ 2012.01.27 03:32:46 ] Xevlys > to move books to cargo [ 2012.01.27 03:33:13 ] MF Panda > he did a trial in 2006 [ 2012.01.27 03:33:15 ] Xevlys > and if its a 2006 character why are you just now learning afterburner [ 2012.01.27 03:33:17 ] MF Panda > and then quit [ 2012.01.27 03:33:19 ] Xevlys > oh [ 2012.01.27 03:33:21 ] Xevlys > wellthen [ 2012.01.27 03:33:25 ] Xevlys > nvm its not different [ 2012.01.27 03:33:30 ] MF Panda > and now he thinks that new = get mentor, all the goodies etc. [ 2012.01.27 03:33:40 ] Matt Eight > oh i see, he doesn't want to reroll because he's spent money on a months subscription? [ 2012.01.27 03:33:59 ] muusbolla > no i just want to keep the character [ 2012.01.27 03:34:09 ] CarnegieSteel > nobody cares when your character was made [ 2012.01.27 03:34:09 ] Matt Eight > because of the name? [ 2012.01.27 03:34:12 ] Calanthe Maulerant > 2006 char with 2m sp [ 2012.01.27 03:34:14 ] Calanthe Maulerant > lol [ 2012.01.27 03:34:17 ] Suleiman Shouaa > Does your character have cancer by any chance? [ 2012.01.27 03:34:18 ] MF Panda > ok, then tell a director your story, stop asking for a mentor, and apply npnp [ 2012.01.27 03:34:19 ] CarnegieSteel > since you can train a character to be good at any one thing in like 6 months [ 2012.01.27 03:34:38 ] muusbolla > it's cool like I said if you don't want to help me i'll just learn shit on my own and come back and apply when i've figured shit out. [ 2012.01.27 03:34:41 ] muusbolla > thanks for your time Many things could have prevented this... unfortunate conversation. 1) Read the thread. 2a) Find a director, tell story, apply to join, done. 2b) Follow the advice of every single person in the channel and just remake an account to get the benefits that go along with it rather than making a huge shit over an account that doesn't have Afterburner or Hull Upgrades even injected (doesn't even have the skills trained to inject them). Clearly this option is so inferior because the account is terribly valuable. + Show Spoiler [Just for Clarity and Emphasis] + Please follow these instructions very closely. If you apply to us in any other way you will likely be trolled or ignored. If you are a brand new player: - Create a free 14 day trial account, found on the EVE website - Join the in game channel HATCHERY PUB and ask for a Hatchery director - Get a mentor (see below for details), who will then send you a new 21 day trial account - Create a new 21 day account using the mentor's link - Apply to corp If you already have an eve account and are interested in joining the Hatchery: - Join channel HATCHERY PUB and ask for a Hatchery director - Tell him your story ---------------------- Below this there is a clarification on what constitutes a new vs. existing account. People who already have accounts include those who bought it for $5 on Steam, those who bought it in a store, those who used to play and have resubscribed an old account, basically anyone who isn't a brand new player. | ||
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JJoNeEightY
United States509 Posts
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abominare
United States1216 Posts
If you read this just look for me in game, same name director in spawning pool. | ||
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DefMatrixUltra
Canada1992 Posts
On January 27 2012 14:30 JJoNeEightY wrote: We should just make a separate thread for you guys to be mean to all the new people in~ http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=88359¤tpage=321#6410 | ||
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Russian Federation3631 Posts
On January 27 2012 14:53 abominare wrote: Hes more than welcome to bring his old account to spawning pool and not get hassled at all by things like mentors. If you read this just look for me in game, same name director in spawning pool. this is clearly the best idea without the guidence of a hatchery mentor you too can have an illustrious record of bad posting in this very thread, before stumbling across the true path in an year or so, just like me | ||
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Mandini
United States1717 Posts
On January 27 2012 16:15 419 wrote: this is clearly the best idea without the guidence of a hatchery mentor you too can have an illustrious record of bad posting in this very thread, before stumbling across the true path in an year or so, just like me bbq known to be great poster in eve thread, confirming this (with a great post of my own). | ||
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Firebolt145
Lalalaland34504 Posts
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pahndah
1193 Posts
On January 27 2012 17:14 Firebolt145 wrote: PLATED THORAXES ARE GOOD MKAY, I AM NULLSEC VETERAN. Pffft, plated anything is good. Armor > Shield, true fax. | ||
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Firebolt145
Lalalaland34504 Posts
That said, the reason we are asking you to start a new account is not for our profit. By starting a new account with a mentor, you will get a free upgrade to a full account with 51 paid for days. The mentor will also be your dedicated question-answerer and will guide you towards whatever you want to do. If you keep your current account (by the sound of things, the only thing of value in your current account is that it was made in 2006. Who cares?) then you will lose 30 free days, some starting isk, and free instructions to 'get good at the game'. All trolling aside, we know what we're doing, and are willing to share it with you. If you want to just muck around for non-serious fun then go ahead and join spawning pool without a mentor. You will be free to explore on your own and do your own thing and no one will tell you if you're terrible or doing something stupid. If you wish to start flying with hatchery on our serious and expensive fleets then you will definitely need a mentor or you won't have a clue what to do. Hatchery is a troll fest that would get banned on TL in minutes if we were to bring out corp chat here. No matter how good you are at games, you won't enjoy your time with hatchery, nor will you figure out how you should be flying with us, without a mentor. | ||
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