[Pokemon Soul Silver] Choose your own adventure 2 - Page 116

3FFA

United States3931 Posts

August 23 2013 19:24 GMT

#2301

tentacool can learn 4 HMs himself so... :3

I'm glad my wish was granted. Let's just hope Luigi doesn't know how to get out of a Pokeball.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 24 2013 14:49 GMT

#2302

For once, I'm glad to be back here! I'm in such a good mood, I think I'll grace the professor with my glorious presence. Maybe I'll get some more swag too!

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Shut up baby I know it

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What? What egg? Is that whats been making weird shit spontaneously happen around me?

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Dream on loser, they're all about the Brit-man

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I never consciously made the decision to go face down an ancient demi-god, but hell, it turned out alright.

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Oh please, those theme-constrained douchewads wont even make me break a sweat.

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Uh... and thats in... which general direction?

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Okay, cool. Now to figure out where those are. But first, I guess I should drop by home and check up on mother

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Are you blind? I have cave soot and giant pokemon feathers all over me!

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Well I dont really care, I mostly sleep in pokemon centers nowadays. Livin the hobo life!
Which is funny, since with my current savings I could probably buy an entire hotel.

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Damnit mom, why we gotta talk about money each time I come home? I just wanna put up my feet and relax for a bit!
Although I do have a lot of cash now... I'll leave half here so she can amuse herself buying useless stuff for me. Its the thought that counts, after all

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Thats hard to do when I have legends of incomprehensible power, an entire cadre of incompetent buffoons, and that ugly-ass carrot-top motherfucker trying to mess with me every day.

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Always do. Later mom

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Now, it is inevitable.
I'm coming for you, Enema Four.

Now its time to decide which party I'll be using upto and for the E4. I think it was Jasper that asked me to do it with Eeveelutions, but since this part will last for a pretty long time, I'd like to see what everyone thinks.
Should I use all the eeveelutions?
If not, which ones? And which other pokemon will be in the party?

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 24 2013 16:27 GMT

#2303

Fine, screw you guys!
I dont need replies to continue!
Oh wait, I kinda do. Shit.

♪ Its a whole new world we live in, Its a whole new way to see ♪

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How the hell did that annoying tune get stuck in my head anyway? Must have been on the radio

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'Sup

Probably, I know a lot of stuff about me

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Whoop dee frickin doo.

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Wow, you're absolutely correct!

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And look, heres the giant crowd of everyone that gives a shit!

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No, theres no one actually there you fucking narwhal. Forget it

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So, which way do I go, by cave or by sea?

Superouman

France2195 Posts

August 24 2013 16:59 GMT

#2304

You must go by cave, it's the only way to be sure.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

August 24 2013 17:06 GMT

#2305

And Reach has to be a part of it, obviously. Too manly to stay behind while others shoulder the task at hand.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 24 2013 17:58 GMT

#2306

On August 25 2013 01:59 Superouman wrote:
You must go by cave, it's the only way to be sure.

The... the caves again?!

On August 25 2013 02:06 Alaric wrote:
And Reach has to be a part of it, obviously. Too manly to stay behind while others shoulder the task at hand.

Adding from next post. Damn, I forgot that they didnt let you Fly back to Johto from Kanto. Thats annoying.

From next post, my team will consist of the 5 eeveelutions and REACH. Anyone want to make any modifications? If so, please specify which eeveelution to remove from the party.

Hah, sucks to be Tohjo then

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Oh my, what a grandiose sight. Perhaps this is a good opportunity for me to test out steves new reality bending prowess

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Whats going on?!?

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Sometimes I wonder if its me thats too stupid to understand this world

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Or this world is too stupid to be understood

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...Nah, I cant be stupid, I'm far too handsome

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I think I saw something shiny two waterfalls or so ago...

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Its a rock! I bet its magic!

...Good lord, I think this adventure is finally having an effect on my poor brain

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This was the least terrifying and annoying cave trip I've ever had!

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I hope nothing comes along to spoil this good mood I'm in!

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I should have learned by now, but somehow, I never do

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No, what'd be the point of that? Its my pokemon that do all the legwork, I train with them

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Oh nice, I havent seen any of these around before!

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But that doesnt make it any less of a pushover

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Oh hey, I have one of these!

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Only difference is Littlefoot isnt a complete joke

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Duh gee pointdexter, really? No foolin'?

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Damnit, the closed door of a clearly occupied hovel. I cant resist!

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HI! I'm a stranger, can I just walk around your house and shit?

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Vegas.

Oh yeah... I guess I'll get that done with first

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They've watched their comrades die at the hands of my incompetent training, and they still stick around with me so... yeah.

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Yo back the hell out of my personal space granny

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No shit, me and Steve are bros 4 lyf

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Yeah, thats why I enjoy looking in the mirror. Too bad there are so few of them around for some reason

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I love it that people give me free stuff just for randomly wandering into their house

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Thanks for the gift and all ma'am,
but If your next words are some variation of 'Darude' or 'Kappa' I'm going to fucking murder you

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I wonder what it was that I was referencing

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Ugh, yet another trainer thats gonna be all over me for some battles, cant I get some fucking ME time?

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So uh... yo?

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Can you believe this motherfucker? Hes pretending I aint even here!
Hey asshole!

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Yeah, you, which the dumb hair and questionable posture!

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*sigh* Fine, I totally didnt wanna, but if you insist, I guess...

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Resist your instinct earnie! Crush those eggs!

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I'm sorry, did you just have a stroke or something?

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You've failed miserably. Later!

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MAN I SURE HOPE THERE ARENT ANY MORE TRAINER-ASSES FOR ME TO WHOOP AROUND HERE

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Yipee!

Yup. I love it that people can just tell that at a glance now. Is it my winning smile? My confident swagger? Or the giant swamp monster radiating malice and intese bloodlust behind me?

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Yeah, its the cap. I knew it.

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Welp, I've had enough of this bridge

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Stupid stuck up bridges, who do they think they are? I can do just fine without em

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Hmm... I really wanna see whats in that pokeball. But I can see a really weird looking dude staring intently and unblinkingly at me from the shore... should I?

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Eh, fuck it, how crazy could he be?

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Oh come on!

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Well, at least I get to beat on one of these birdbrains again

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I'm just gonna start backing away slowly... Fuck my backs against the wall!

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Oh. Oh! Now you seem slightly less insane. Not a whole lot, but hey

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Good idea, I should train one of my birds to be a pickpocket too

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Hnnng... internal conflict, risk dealing with the wacko and getting some free stuff, or walk away?

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... I cannot resist. Hope this doesnt come back to bite me in the ass. Now to get what I came here for...

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This sounds real durned impressive

3FFA

United States3931 Posts

August 24 2013 17:58 GMT

#2307

Go back to the cave. Because I like making you remember how you lost your poor pokemon. Watching you suffer makes me suffer less.

Oh. Oh!

No, it's Ho-Oh! Get it right.

OpticalShot

Canada6330 Posts

August 24 2013 18:09 GMT

#2308

hooooly big update!
lol i wonder what this song is... better ask twitch chat...

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 24 2013 18:31 GMT

#2309

On August 25 2013 03:09 OpticalShot wrote:
hooooly big update!

And thats not all, theres more!

On August 25 2013 02:58 3FFA wrote:
Go back to the cave. Because I like making you remember how you lost your poor pokemon. Watching you suffer makes me suffer less.

I wonder why I felt like coming back here again?

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This cave is different though, it has a serene quality to it

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I think Dinner, Effort and BigDikRick would have all loved to see this place. What do you think, Reach?

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In-Inside a waterfall? Thats impossible!

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Although I did just literally scale one of them, so what do I know

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Well whittle my whiskers, a hidden double-cave!

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What the hell is this? This is like a scene out of LOST. Where the hell did that radio come from?
I guess I should check it out...

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But not before clobbering and plundering every rock in this damn room

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Seems useless, but also shiny. I'll keep it around.

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That sure is awesome. What the hell do I do with this junk?

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Oh well, I have no time to ponder the importance of broken radios. I have pokemoning to do!

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I dont remember, did I get one of these so far? I dont think so.
Should I keep or kill it?

3FFA

United States3931 Posts

August 24 2013 19:25 GMT

#2310

Idk.. seems kinda worthless but what do I know.

edit: put it in url bar.. look what I got redirected to! http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/#195

edit2: http://pkmn.net/?action=rater&page=pokemon&cmspass[id]=195&language=nl
if you catch it, don't name it one of these.

Koerage

Netherlands1220 Posts

August 24 2013 19:34 GMT

#2311

replace vaporeon (srry i forgot his pokemangz name) with steve, steve's gotta be there!
also, catch the quagsire imo, cant come up with a name so if someone else has a good one take that

3FFA

United States3931 Posts

August 24 2013 19:38 GMT

#2312

Liquid'Sea would be a good name, no?

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 24 2013 20:15 GMT

#2313

On August 25 2013 04:34 Koerage wrote:
replace vaporeon (srry i forgot his pokemangz name) with steve, steve's gotta be there!
also, catch the quagsire imo, cant come up with a name so if someone else has a good one take that

Alright, will do at next center

On August 25 2013 04:38 3FFA wrote:
Liquid'Sea would be a good name, no?

Sounds good to me

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Liquid`Sea, what a boss

What the hell is all this shit people leave lying around? It has a fancy name but its probably a fuckin candy wrapper or something. Goddamn litterers, no respect for our planet.

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Come on, this is an easy one. You can tell by my face exactly what I think of you.

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Oh, I'm sorry, the correct answer was 'Fuck this weirdo douchebag!'. I do hope you'll never play again, thank you for your time!

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My premonition says you're gonna take a lot of beatings in your life. Hopefully, most of them will be from me.

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Well, I wouldnt say no to a little sit-down, maybe a nice conve- nvm, you just wanna battle.

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W-What? So suddenly? But we just met, and I dont know anything about yo other than I can beat your ass handily at pokemon battles! Besides theres this girl back home, I dont think she notices me but we-

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Oh. Practice partner. Yeah, sure. Whatever.

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Uh-huh. Whatever you say toots.

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Damn it all Reach, why cant it happen for me just once?

3FFA

United States3931 Posts

August 24 2013 20:24 GMT

#2314

Maybe she's deranged and thinks you are the Pokemon and the Pokemon are the humans! In that case, you have hope.

OpticalShot

Canada6330 Posts

August 25 2013 01:39 GMT

#2315

The chicks in Pokemon games are tease man they tease no real love

3FFA

United States3931 Posts

August 25 2013 01:49 GMT

#2316

How do you explain Britney's Mom then?

catplanetcatplanet

3836 Posts

August 25 2013 01:49 GMT

#2317

gotta get sum pineco

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

August 25 2013 06:23 GMT

#2318

On August 25 2013 05:24 3FFA wrote:
Maybe she's deranged and thinks you are the Pokemon and the Pokemon are the humans! In that case, you have hope.

In that case, I'm not sure I want it anymore

On August 25 2013 10:49 catplanetcatplanet wrote:
gotta get sum pineco