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United States7166 Posts
...Anyways, apparently her boyfriend has been spending too much time playing something she said he called a "Diablo-clone". I told her she should smash the game cartridge and tell her boyfriend that they both need to accept Jesus and start living like True Christians™. She then sighed and got off the phone, presumably to take my advice.
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Apparently Blizzard, makers of such filthy games like World of Warcraft, Starcraft II and Oblivion, have a horrible series of games glorifying Satan called "Diablo". Apparently there are two sequels, or "clones" as gamers call them, of this game, the most recent having been released in 2009. How this horrifying game managed to get released without widespread calls for it's banning is beyond me!
BAN DIABLO 3
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62815
new users are "Unsaved Trash" and the banned guy's a
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
lots of gems there lol
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On October 04 2011 06:02 Zelniq wrote:Show nested quote +...Anyways, apparently her boyfriend has been spending too much time playing something she said he called a "Diablo-clone". I told her she should smash the game cartridge and tell her boyfriend that they both need to accept Jesus and start living like True Christians™. She then sighed and got off the phone, presumably to take my advice.
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Apparently Blizzard, makers of such filthy games like World of Warcraft, Starcraft II and Oblivion, have a horrible series of games glorifying Satan called "Diablo". Apparently there are two sequels, or "clones" as gamers call them, of this game, the most recent having been released in 2009. How this horrifying game managed to get released without widespread calls for it's banning is beyond me! BAN DIABLO 3 http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62815new users are "Unsaved Trash" and the banned guy's a Confirmed Enemy of God BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured lots of gems there lol
OH DEAR GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS! xD
Some comments made by posters:
"A good find Sister! Clearly there is no limit to the lows that Blizzard will go to to destroy our innocent children. I am certain they have gay orgies with animals all the time at their headquarters."
"Thanks for this information. I think I need to beat my kid, he was talking about this game. Of course we don't have it but I think he saw this at his friend."
"Beating children always does them good and instills the Lord into them."
This is gold!
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Canada2719 Posts
LOL
OH MY GOD this is good.
I....... I cant believe this is real...... the things on this site it looks like a parody.....
+ Show Spoiler +Edit: Oh well it is a parody apparently
Damn it looks real Oo + Show Spoiler +Edit: I must say it took me a little time to be sure it wasnt. I must say that is an epic troll right there.
Good things on the OP:
Ex-prostitute [...] Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
So a priceless prostitute now ?
And this one was sooooooooo good:
Finally, the game encourages repetitive mouse-clicking and movement, which can lead young women into a repetitive stimulation of her lady-bits. Blizzards Entertainment wants to train young ladies to m*sturbate!
EDIT: Oh and see the thread for portal 2:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63326
Portal 2 promotes people to have sex with themselves
PORTAL 2: Promoting ANA L SEX
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Zelniq, that website is a gold mine. No. A diamond mine. It's incredible. It's obvious that they're all trolls, but the way they work is hilarious. The avatars, the signatures, the user titles, and the posts. Oh man, it's gorgeous.
At least you now realise how misled you have been by Satan and eventually you will beat this addiction and be ready for Jesus to enter you as you kneel before Him.
I feel so bad for all the people falling for the trolling thinking it's a serious group of Christians, but it's so hilarious. Hahaha. This is sooooooooooooooooooooo good.
Zelniq <3<3<3<3<3
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On October 04 2011 10:09 Niji87 wrote:Zelniq, that website is a gold mine. No. A diamond mine. It's incredible. It's obvious that they're all trolls, but the way they work is hilarious. The avatars, the signatures, the user titles, and the posts. Oh man, it's gorgeous. Show nested quote +At least you now realise how misled you have been by Satan and eventually you will beat this addiction and be ready for Jesus to enter you as you kneel before Him. I feel so bad for all the people falling for the trolling thinking it's a serious group of Christians, but it's so hilarious. Hahaha. This is sooooooooooooooooooooo good. Zelniq <3<3<3<3<3
Holy crap man! Are you sure they are trolls? How do you know?
Either way, whoever wrote that needs to find a new hobby,
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Wow yeah thats badass. The jaw structure is very similar.
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Yeah I saw the wiki page yesterday.
But, do you know what the best(worst) part of this is?
The creators and admins of the site are trolls, but NOT all the users.
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On October 04 2011 06:02 Zelniq wrote:Show nested quote +...Anyways, apparently her boyfriend has been spending too much time playing something she said he called a "Diablo-clone". I told her she should smash the game cartridge and tell her boyfriend that they both need to accept Jesus and start living like True Christians™. She then sighed and got off the phone, presumably to take my advice.
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Apparently Blizzard, makers of such filthy games like World of Warcraft, Starcraft II and Oblivion, have a horrible series of games glorifying Satan called "Diablo". Apparently there are two sequels, or "clones" as gamers call them, of this game, the most recent having been released in 2009. How this horrifying game managed to get released without widespread calls for it's banning is beyond me! BAN DIABLO 3 http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62815new users are "Unsaved Trash" and the banned guy's a Confirmed Enemy of God BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured lots of gems there lol
LOL
"Priests are damned Catholic child molesting transvestite cannibals. The last thing we need is a game encouraging children to become damned Catholic priests."
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Spoilers from the Blizzcon poster. Weird? Meh, still sort of spoilerish.
Spoilers are story related :
+ Show Spoiler +http://diablo.incgamers.com/blog/comments/feminine-diablo-unveiled-at-blizzcon
I can only hope this is false. It makes the host obvious (and also, I thought Diablo didn't need a host anymore without the soulstone?)
Overall, I can only hope Diablo will have many forms.
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Landover Baptist is an awesome site.
LOTS of people go there to + Show Spoiler +, and it only adds to the glory of that website
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On October 21 2011 13:22 Kurr wrote:Spoilers from the Blizzcon poster. Weird? Meh, still sort of spoilerish. Spoilers are story related : + Show Spoiler +http://diablo.incgamers.com/blog/comments/feminine-diablo-unveiled-at-blizzcon
I can only hope this is false. It makes the host obvious (and also, I thought Diablo didn't need a host anymore without the soulstone?)
Overall, I can only hope Diablo will have many forms.
The Blizzcon poster is a huge spoiler. I know nothing about Diablo lore, have never played Diablo but planning on playing D3 but even I was pissed at the poster.
My first thought was: isn't that a female Diablo? It must be like Kerrigan got infested. And I thought to myself that it must be the girl in the trailer from WWI.
I hope that isn't the case when we actually get the game. Not another "she got infested and got evil" villain. Kerrigan is enough.
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On October 04 2011 06:02 Zelniq wrote:Show nested quote +...Anyways, apparently her boyfriend has been spending too much time playing something she said he called a "Diablo-clone". I told her she should smash the game cartridge and tell her boyfriend that they both need to accept Jesus and start living like True Christians™. She then sighed and got off the phone, presumably to take my advice.
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Apparently Blizzard, makers of such filthy games like World of Warcraft, Starcraft II and Oblivion, have a horrible series of games glorifying Satan called "Diablo". Apparently there are two sequels, or "clones" as gamers call them, of this game, the most recent having been released in 2009. How this horrifying game managed to get released without widespread calls for it's banning is beyond me! BAN DIABLO 3 http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62815new users are "Unsaved Trash" and the banned guy's a Confirmed Enemy of God BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured lots of gems there lol
you just made my day so funny cant stop laughing
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I thought that website was a troll forum? The baptist one.
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I'm very sure there are real people on that forum. But the instigators go a bit too far in being 'zealous'. Also, when people answer rationally they ignore it completely.
About femD - maybe it's Lilith ?
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Well, this explains some things lol.
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what an awesome site! I think I go join the trolldom and have fun fighting to get diablo's masturbation-inducing effects purged from the lands!
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On October 04 2011 06:02 Zelniq wrote:Show nested quote +...Anyways, apparently her boyfriend has been spending too much time playing something she said he called a "Diablo-clone". I told her she should smash the game cartridge and tell her boyfriend that they both need to accept Jesus and start living like True Christians™. She then sighed and got off the phone, presumably to take my advice.
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Apparently Blizzard, makers of such filthy games like World of Warcraft, Starcraft II and Oblivion, have a horrible series of games glorifying Satan called "Diablo". Apparently there are two sequels, or "clones" as gamers call them, of this game, the most recent having been released in 2009. How this horrifying game managed to get released without widespread calls for it's banning is beyond me! BAN DIABLO 3 http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62815new users are "Unsaved Trash" and the banned guy's a Confirmed Enemy of God BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured lots of gems there lol
Hahahahaha
this is the best thing i''ve ever heard. How does it gorify satan when the whole objective of the game is to kill him and his friends? =/ hahaha people crack me up so much
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I couldn't stop myself in making an account called "SUPGOD?" on their forum. ;_;
This is fucking hilarious.
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