July Fan Club - Page 22

On June 19 2012 09:28 Sphen5117 wrote:
Listen. Ok guys. What in the goddamn shit. What in THE GODDAMN SHIT. What the sweet fucking SHIT.

Do you guys like watching JulyZerg play Starcraft2? Do you like watching the fuck-fucking GOD OF FUCKING WAR bring an "oh my god he's baneling busting when he only has four drones left" strategy upon his victims so viciously that even when they see it coming they are completely helpless against it? Do you like watching fucking TUSHIN him-fucking-self unleash wave after wave of bloodshed and carnage no matter the stage he is on, whether it's the ladder or the GSL FUCKING FINALS?

I know you fucking do. You know how I know? Because you're reading the JulyZerg Fanclub. Except if you just saw it was fucking bumped on the side of your TeamLiquid homepage. Even then, sit down and let me fucking tell you something.

This goddamn LEGEND has to go off to kick ass for his country in less than a year (fucking pray we don't fucking piss of South Korea in that time). He knows this. There's nothing our support for him can do to change that, but you know what our support CAN do? It can show him fucking how badly everyone on this goddamn earth wants him to fucking crush dicks on the battlefield of Starcraft 2.

When I made the above post, he had 3,300 followers EXACTLY on Twitter. Now he has 3,306. Only fucking SIX of you joined in the war band since then? You might be asking: "Sphen, what the fuck does Twitter have to do with this" SHUT YOUR GODDAMN FACE.

I'll tell you what it fucking meaans. Imagine what JulyZerg would think when he fucking hops on Twitter tomorrow morning after a night of dreaming of cries for mercy, and sees he just suddenly gained a fucking thousand followers. Then over the course of the week five thousand. What do you think that's gonna do to him mentally? You think it's gonna give him indigestion or some shit? NO. It's going to show him that his worshipers (we are NOT just fans) want nothing more in their time on this earth than to watch July Dom-ifucking-nate.

I'm pleading with you guys. I don't even play zerg. I play protoss. But What JulyZerg plays isn't zerg. Or rather, no one besides JulyZerg actually plays Zerg(notice the capitalization). I want to see him crush. I want to see one of the most seasoned and accomplished e-athletes in the entire goddamn world bring us carnage and victory before he goes off to the military. I want to do all I can to give him signs he can see of our support for him.

FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER. Do something! Let him see that we do not think he is an afterthought. That his battle prowess is NOT a myth from the days past. It is FACT. It is LEGEND. It is WAR.