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On March 10 2012 17:41 p4NDemik wrote: I don't mean to knock on everyone who posts in this thread, most of you are fine. Those of you that bicker over this totally trivial bullshit like this being kicked from a livestream chat need to swallow your pride and get over it. You all know who you are.
I'm not banning you now because in the past I've completely stayed away from any moderator actions in this thread because I can't stand having to handle children fighting over which kpop idol is prettier. From here on I won't hesitate. Shape up.
Lol don't forget the OMG DID THEY HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY? WERE THEY LIP SYNCING? DID X REALLY SAY X? I just stopped posting in this thread altogether some people on here are mad obsessed its cray fo real.
I don't care what everyone wants to speculate about or what rumors you all want to entertain. Feel free to discuss whatever you want, but if it comes to the point where you are having heated back and forth discussions with an occasional insult being thrown in here and there over whether you think an idol has gained 5 pounds I'm not even going to bother looking at context to see who is being the bigger asshole. You are both going to get banned. I'm tired looking the other way because I don't understand the culture of this thread. There has arisen a quality to some discussion that happens in here that seems to bring down the median age by about 10 years. Its time to change that.
Saturday morning. This is the time you either sleep in on, or slowly wake up, eat breakfast, etc, before eventually ending up browsing the interwebz for no particular reason.
Not this morning. I just woke up, and rushed out of bed to my computer so that I could post this while I still remember everything as good as I can. You see... this night, I had a dream... but not just any dream, but rather a TuElite-level dream...
Read at your own risk, I did not expect to get this whatsoever, even less so with these particular characters... enjoy I guess >.>
A bright light appears, I try my best to shield my eyes, but to no avail. Soon enough, my eyes adapt, and I'm able to analyze my surroundings. I'm on a suburb-street, late at night. It's pitch-black, with the only light source being a lamp maybe 30 meters away. There's a woman sitting on a bench underneath. I slowly walk towards her. She appears to be reading a book, but upon seeing my approach, she closes it and puts it in her handbag. Then she looks up at me and smiles. I stop in my tracks, swallowing hard. This can't be real, is that... Sica? She stands up, and shakes her head briskly, making her long, curly blonde hair go all over the place. "Nae oppa?" she says. I feel fairly speechless, but I manage to get out an "Annyeong haseyo" at least. She giggles in a cute manner of fashion and says that she won't torture me with testing my Hangul, she is fluent in English after all. She then stares me dead in the eyes and asks: "You're a Sone. I can see it in your eyes. I'm going to give you something that none of our fans has ever been given before, if you'd want it". At that, I don't really see what kind of choice I had, so I cautiously accept. She grins, and then my "dream camera", which had previously just been my eyes, zooms onto her lips, as her friendly smile slowly turns seductive... then everything turns dark.
I open my eyes again. I have no idea what happened after meating Sica in the park, nor about my current whereabouts. I find myself sitting in a comfy chair in what appears to be a pretty luxorious house, maybe even a mansion. The room has several equally beautifully ornamented chairs surrounding a grand mahogny table at a grand fireplace. I'm all alone however, so I decide to attempt to find out where I am. After going from room to room, equally impressive yet unpopulated, I eventually hear a sound; something electric, reminding me of a hand blender. I follow the origin of the sound, and eventually find my way to the kitchen.
Oh my god... I don't know exactly what I must have watched for my mind to cook up the scene that I now witness... Sica is lying on her back on the huge kitchen table, mostly naked, and masturbating with a sizeable vibrator, which appears to be the sound I was hearing. Beside her, at a 90 degree angle, lies Yuri, also completely naked. The two of them are making out quite extensively. I try to stay unseen in the corner, but as in any movie in this situation, I get the sudden urge to sneeze, and my cover is blown. Both of them stop kissing eachother, Sica turns of the vibrator, and then looks at me. Upon seeing that it is me, she starts giggling again. "Well, well, look who's finally awake. Guess the two of us really exhausted you last night." My jaw drops a little. Last night? What? But I... did I really? Without remembering? Yuri nodds, and leaps of the table and walks slowly towards me. "Whether you remember it or not is irrelevant, all that you need to know is that we remember it very well." (She speaks with a fairly severe Korean accent, yet her English is not this fluent normally. I didn't react to this at the time, but thinking back it was kinda obvious that it wasn't real at that point ) At about 1 meters distance from me, she stops for a few seconds. Then she drops to her knees, and stretches her hands forward to my belt buckle. Is this really happening? Suddenly I feel a warm breath on my neck, followed by two petite hands on my shoulders. "Relax, we're just trying to make you happy." says Sica's voice. How she ended up behind me, I have no idea of. She kisses me gently on the neck. Simultaneously, Yuri has now opened my belt buckle and unbuttons/unzips my jeans. She puts her hand inside my underwear, takes it out, and a few seconds later, she starts going down on me. My thoughts are going crazy at this point, sure, I'm aroused and all, but I'm so confused. How did this happen? At this notion in my head, Sica moves around to my left side, and puts her left hand on my right cheek, turning my head towards her. She smiles gently, and lets out a small sigh. Then, with a very confident voice, "A part of you wants this. I see it in you. We just have to find that part of you... and we'll stop at nothing to do so". She then leans forward and kisses me... kisses me very intensely. I feel my cheeks starting to warm up a little, and I can't help but kissing her back. I still think this is all very wrong; as a Sone I'm supposed to love them, sure, but hardly in this way. At the same time, another voice in my head is telling me that since I'm seemingly unable to get out of this before I'm done anyway, I might as well enjoy it while I can.My thoughts remain in conflict for the duration of the dream.
After maybe 15 minutes or so of numerous different sexual positions and activities that you can expect in a threesome, something very creepy happens: All of a sudden they both stop, and stand very close to me. Then, together, they speak at the same time in a hypnotic way: "You will cum the second we tell you to, no sooner, no later. You will do it wherever we say, regardless of your own opinion of the subject, and you will not tell anyone of what has happened here tonight." Then there is a flash of light for the blink of an eye. Everything looks the same as it did before, except there is something different going on in my head this time, as if the words they just spoke seemed like my own will. I could still remember their chanting, and sense that I was under a spell... but I couldn't really fight it, it was if they had woven their will into mine. They nod approvingly, and then look at eachother again, and begins making out once more, this time with even more fire than before. I've always had a thing for lesbians, I will admit, but this entire experience felt so... different. As if my heart approved but my head did not. Regardless, I could feel my heart beating faster while watching the two of them get more and more serious. Suddenly, they stop again, and look at me. "You're ready." Yuri says with a distant voice. They both put on just a little bit of clothing, (new ones I might add, both very sexy) then they take my hands (one each), and lead me through the house to the stairwell, where I had not yet been. The staircases are magnificent, almost royal in their appearance. We go up to the left, and down a smaller corridor. "Be very quiet." Sica whispers in my left ear. I look at her questioningly, but she just looks forward once again. I shrug.
At the second door on the right upstairs, they both stop. "Leave the rest to us." Yuri says quietly, then nods at Jess. She nods back, and reaches in between her breasts and takes out a piece of cloth. She puts it over my eyes, and gently ties it behind my head. I can't see anything. "Just keep quiet and follow our lead." she whispers once more, then Yuri (I think) carefully opens the door. They both still hold my hands and I just follow their pulling. After a few steps they slow down, and Yuri moves my right hand downwards until I contact a soft, springy surface which I can only assume is a bed. She then raises my hand again and they both keep pulling my straight towards the bed. I carefully make my way on top of it. Yuri then grabs my right knee and guides me further, and after some unclear directions, I make my way forward, (Would have been so much easier if I could see) eventually ending up sitting astride of something on the bed... might even be someone? Anyway, they both let go of my hands now, and I can feel Sica putting her hands around my ear and whisper: "Try to keep still and quiet, if you do well you'll be very well compensated." I then feel someone, Yuri I presume, once again grabs my dick and starts stroking it, this time with some serious resolve. "Don't hold back, there's nothing to be afraid of" she whispers once more. Yuri starts going faster and constantly more complex movement patterns... she's really good at this. After not all too long, I feel like I can't hold back any longer... yet nothing happens. "Not until we said so, remember?" Sica's voice tells me again. I swallow, with eyes widened under the black clothing. This is torture, it's like they're turning my dick into a cannon but blocking the exit, it hurts terribly!
About 15 seconds later, I hear Yuri taking a deep breath. "Now!" she says, quite loudly, ceasing all discretion that we had so far taken. Just like magic, whatever spell they had put on me is finalized, and I can finally launch. Despite the pain caused by the postponing, I must admit that it did have a quite satisfactory effect once it was over. All of a sudden, whatever I'm sitting on starts moving ever so slowly, at the same time as Sica starts untying my blindfold. When she removes it, I can finally see what they forced me to do...
I don't even... I'm sitting astride over Taeyeon, whom is just wearing her nightgown, and apparantly just woken up by my... explosion. The top part of her gown, and more importantly, her entire face along with all her hair and a lot of her bedding is completely covered in semen... my semen. I put my hand over my mouth, what the hell have I done? How could this possibly have happened, I don't even... my thoughts get interrupted by the woman underneath me, whom is now rubbing her eyelids, only to find them covered with goo like the rest of her. She rubs it away, and then opens her eyes. She looks from Sica to Yuri and finally to me. I could see the realization slowly starting to show in her eyes. She then looks at her hands which she had just rubbed her eyes with, and licks one of them off, as to confirm a theory. Upon doing so, she starts laughing. Not just giggling, but laughing with all her heart behind it, as if something wonderful had just happened. "I can't believe you actually did it. I know you said you would, but I never though you would actually manage to do it. I'm impressed!". I look at her in disbelief. She... she wanted this? Is that what she is saying? As if reading my mind, she nods, and looks me in the eyes. "Yes. Oh yes. You see, today is my 23rd birthday. When the others asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I told them to bring me something I would never expect, doesn't matter what it was. Heh, guess they sure showed me eh?"
Indeed they did... after that, Sica simply thanked me for doing my duty as a loyal Sone, and that I'd be welcome at their doorstep anytime. She would also give me free tickets to any of their European concerts henceforth. Finally, she crossed her arms, and put on her most seductive smile yet. "Also, if you liked our time together today as much as we did, give us a call if you're ever feeling up for it again..." She takes a few more steps forward towards me, and puts her hands around my neck, locking them together behind me. "YulSic will always be there for you." Then she grins, and my "dream camera" once again zooms in on her lips, and everything turns black. I then wake up with a sizeable boner >.>
All-in-all, I don't know if this was better or worse than what TuElite had was, but it was pretty extreme, that's for sure. What boggles me is why the hell I had this now of all times. Sure, overall, SNSD is easily my favourite group, and they have been for about 3 years... but Sica and Yuri, whom I was both crushing on sooo bad on at the start... why would I dream this of them now, when I've spent the last couple of months clinging to Nicole instead? I just don't get it lol. Sure, the ending was quite obviously related to March 9th due to Taeyeon, but still...
I'll get over it, I've never taken dreams very seriously, but even so, this was... just wow, the fuck brain? Ow well, time to delve back into ME3 to forget this lol -.-
Yuri & Sica hyponotizing me, going all out lesbo on eachother and then dragging me into it, ending up with a surprise birthday present for Taeyeon, really fucked up in pretty much every way >.>
If mods did their job in the first place instead of letting things slide and then occasionally exercising moderation, things wouldn't have turned out to what they are now.
On March 10 2012 18:02 HaXXspetten wrote: What the fuck + Show Spoiler +
Saturday morning. This is the time you either sleep in on, or slowly wake up, eat breakfast, etc, before eventually ending up browsing the interwebz for no particular reason.
Not this morning. I just woke up, and rushed out of bed to my computer so that I could post this while I still remember everything as good as I can. You see... this night, I had a dream... but not just any dream, but rather a TuElite-level dream... (maybe not quite that bad, but still -.-)
Read at your own risk, I did not expect to get this whatsoever, even less so with these particular characters... enjoy I guess >.>
A bright light appears, I try my best to shield my eyes, but to no avail. Soon enough, my eyes adapt, and I'm able to analyze my surroundings. I'm on a suburb-street, late at night. It's pitch-black, with the only light source being a lamp maybe 30 meters away. There's a woman sitting on a bench underneath. I slowly walk towards her. She appears to be reading a book, but upon seeing my approach, she closes it and puts it in her handbag. Then she looks up at me and smiles. I stop in my tracks, swallowing hard. This can't be real, is that... Sica? She stands up, and shakes her head briskly, making her long, curly blonde hair go all over the place. "Nae oppa?" she says. I feel fairly speechless, but I manage to get out an "Annyeong haseyo" at least. She giggles in a cute manner of fashion and says that she won't torture me with testing my Hangul, she is fluent in English after all. She then stares me dead in the eyes and asks: "You're a Sone. I can see it in your eyes. I'm going to give you something that none of our fans has ever been given before, if you'd want it". At that, I don't really see what kind of choice I had, so I cautiously accept. She grins, and then my "dream camera", which had previously just been my eyes, zooms onto her lips, as her friendly smile slowly turns seductive... then everything turns dark.
I open my eyes again. I have no idea what happened after meating Sica in the park, nor about my current whereabouts. I find myself sitting in a comfy chair in what appears to be a pretty luxorious house, maybe even a mansion. The room has several equally beautifully ornamented chairs surrounding a grand mahogny table at a grand fireplace. I'm all alone however, so I decide to attempt to find out where I am. After going from room to room, equally impressive yet unpopulated, I eventually hear a sound; something electric, reminding me of a hand blender. I follow the origin of the sound, and eventually find my way to the kitchen.
Oh my god... I don't know exactly what I must have watched for my mind to cook up the scene that I now witness... Sica is lying on her back on the huge kitchen table, mostly naked, and masturbating with a sizeable vibrator, which appears to be the sound I was hearing. Beside her, at a 90 degree angle, lies Yuri, also completely naked. The two of them are making out quite extensively. I try to stay unseen in the corner, but as in any movie in this situation, I get the sudden urge to sneeze, and my cover is blown. Both of them stop kissing eachother, Sica turns of the vibrator, and then looks at me. Upon seeing that it is me, she starts giggling again. "Well, well, look who's finally awake. Guess the two of us really exhausted you last night." My jaw drops a little. Last night? What? But I... did I really? Without remembering? Yuri nodds, and leaps of the table and walks slowly towards me. "Whether you remember it or not is irrelevant, all that you need to know is that we remember it very well." (She speaks with a fairly severe Korean accent, yet her English is not this fluent normally. I didn't react to this at the time, but thinking back it was kinda obvious that it wasn't real at that point ) At about 1 meters distance from me, she stops for a few seconds. Then she drops to her knees, and stretches her hands forward to my belt buckle. Is this really happening? Suddenly I feel a warm breath on my neck, followed by two petite hands on my shoulders. "Relax, we're just trying to make you happy." says Sica's voice. How she ended up behind me, I have no idea of. She kisses me gently on the neck. Simultaneously, Yuri has now opened my belt buckle and unbuttons/unzips my jeans. She puts her hand inside my underwear, takes it out, and a few seconds later, she starts going down on me. My thoughts are going crazy at this point, sure, I'm aroused and all, but I'm so confused. How did this happen? At this notion in my head, Sica moves around to my left side, and puts her left hand on my right cheek, turning my head towards her. She smiles gently, and lets out a small sigh. Then, with a very confident voice, "A part of you wants this. I see it in you. We just have to find that part of you... and we'll stop at nothing to do so". She then leans forward and kisses me... kisses me very intensely. I feel my cheeks starting to warm up a little, and I can't help but kissing her back. I still think this is all very wrong; as a Sone I'm supposed to love them, sure, but hardly in this way. At the same time, another voice in my head is telling me that since I'm seemingly unable to get out of this before I'm done anyway, I might as well enjoy it while I can.My thoughts remain in conflict for the duration of the dream.
After maybe 15 minutes or so of numerous different sexual positions and activities that you can expect in a threesome, something very creepy happens: All of a sudden they both stop, and stand very close to me. Then, together, they speak at the same time in a hypnotic way: "You will cum the second we tell you to, no sooner, no later. You will do it wherever we say, regardless of your own opinion of the subject, and you will not tell anyone of what has happened here tonight." Then there is a flash of light for the blink of an eye. Everything looks the same as it did before, except there is something different going on in my head this time, as if the words they just spoke seemed like my own will. I could still remember their chanting, and sense that I was under a spell... but I couldn't really fight it, it was if they had woven their will into mine. They nod approvingly, and then look at eachother again, and begins making out once more, this time with even more fire than before. I've always had a thing for lesbians, I will admit, but this entire experience felt so... different. As if my heart approved but my head did not. Regardless, I could feel my heart beating faster while watching the two of them get more and more serious. Suddenly, they stop again, and look at me. "You're ready." Yuri says with a distant voice. They both put on just a little bit of clothing, (new ones I might add, both very sexy) then they take my hands (one each), and lead me through the house to the stairwell, where I had not yet been. The staircases are magnificent, almost royal in their appearance. We go up to the left, and down a smaller corridor. "Be very quiet." Sica whispers in my left ear. I look at her questioningly, but she just looks forward once again. I shrug.
At the second door on the right upstairs, they both stop. "Leave the rest to us." Yuri says quietly, then nods at Jess. She nods back, and reaches in between her breasts and takes out a piece of cloth. She puts it over my eyes, and gently ties it behind my head. I can't see anything. "Just keep quiet and follow our lead." she whispers once more, then Yuri (I think) carefully opens the door. They both still hold my hands and I just follow their pulling. After a few steps they slow down, and Yuri moves my right hand downwards until I contact a soft, springy surface which I can only assume is a bed. She then raises my hand again and they both keep pulling my straight towards the bed. I carefully make my way on top of it. Yuri then grabs my right knee and guides me further, and after some unclear directions, I make my way forward, (Would have been so much easier if I could see) eventually ending up sitting astride of something on the bed... might even be someone? Anyway, they both let go of my hands now, and I can feel Sica putting her hands around my ear and whisper: "Try to keep still and quiet, if you do well you'll be very well compensated." I then feel someone, Yuri I presume, once again grabs my dick and starts stroking it, this time with some serious resolve. "Don't hold back, there's nothing to be afraid of" she whispers once more. Yuri starts going faster and constantly more complex movement patterns... she's really good at this. After not all too long, I feel like I can't hold back any longer... yet nothing happens. "Not until we said so, remember?" Sica's voice tells me again. I swallow, with eyes widened under the black clothing. This is torture, it's like they're turning my dick into a cannon but blocking the exit, it hurts terribly!
About 15 seconds later, I hear Yuri taking a deep breath. "Now!" she says, quite loudly, ceasing all discretion that we had so far taken. Just like magic, whatever spell they had put on me is finalized, and I can finally launch. Despite the pain caused by the postponing, I must admit that it did have a quite satisfactory effect once it was over. All of a sudden, whatever I'm sitting on starts moving ever so slowly, at the same time as Sica starts untying my blindfold. When she removes it, I can finally see what they forced me to do...
I don't even... I'm sitting astride over Taeyeon, whom is just wearing her nightgown, and apparantly just woken up by my... explosion. The top part of her gown, and more importantly, her entire face along with all her hair and a lot of her bedding is completely covered in semen... my semen. I put my hand over my mouth, what the hell have I done? How could this possibly have happened, I don't even... my thoughts get interrupted by the woman underneath me, whom is now rubbing her eyelids, only to find them covered with goo like the rest of her. She rubs it away, and then opens her eyes. She looks from Sica to Yuri and finally to me. I could see the realization slowly starting to show in her eyes. She then looks at her hands which she had just rubbed her eyes with, and licks one of them off, as to confirm a theory. Upon doing so, she starts laughing. Not just giggling, but laughing with all her heart behind it, as if something wonderful had just happened. "I can't believe you actually did it. I know you said you would, but I never though you would actually manage to do it. I'm impressed!". I look at her in disbelief. She... she wanted this? Is that what she is saying? As if reading my mind, she nods, and looks me in the eyes. "Yes. Oh yes. You see, today is my 23rd birthday. When the others asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I told them to bring me something I would never expect, doesn't matter what it was. Heh, guess they sure showed me eh?"
Indeed they did... after that, Sica simply thanked me for doing my duty as a loyal Sone, and that I'd be welcome at their doorstep anytime. She would also give me free tickets to any of their European concerts henceforth. Finally, she crossed her arms, and put on her most seductive smile yet. "Also, if you liked our time together today as much as we did, give us a call if you're ever feeling up for it again..." She takes a few more steps forward towards me, and puts her hands around my neck, locking them together behind me. "YulSic will always be there for you." Then she grins, and my "dream camera" once again zooms in on her lips, and everything turns black. I then wake up with a sizeable boner >.>
All-in-all, I would say that this wasn't quite as bad as what TuElite had, but still pretty extreme. What boggles me is why the hell I had this now of all times. Sure, overall, SNSD is easily my favourite group, and they have been for about 3 years... but Sica and Yuri, whom I was both crushing on sooo bad on at the start... why would I dream this of them now, when I've spent the last couple of months clinging to Nicole instead? I just don't get it lol. Sure, the ending was quite obviously related to March 9th due to Taeyeon, but still...
I'll get over it, I've never taken dreams very seriously, but even so, this was... just wow, the fuck brain? Ow well, time to delve back into ME3 to forget this lol -.-
I categorize this as worse than TuElite. Dear god, I pretty much just read some weird snsd fanfic. I regret reading the above. EDIT: Worse as in, at least TuElites dream wasn't pleasurable and it seems to me like it stems from worrying/wanting to protect Nicole. Haxx's dream seems like it stems from the desire for hot lesbian sex with SNSD.
Anyway, concerning the moderation, I personally kinda like the mods dropping in randomly. It's exciting to see a wave of bans, the resulting 3 pages where we post somewhat better, then revert back to what we normally do.
On March 10 2012 17:35 p4NDemik wrote: I just want to drop in and say the petty shit you guys bicker about and report people for in this thread is amazing.
Every time I see a report coming from this thread I cringe. Just as much as the reports from the popular drama/rage threads. Not because you guys are constantly spouting vile language or throwing slurs at each other, but because you set new lows in the meaningless incongruities you bicker over.
Please, collectively make some effort to curb this and take a more mature stance while discussing your favorite artists.
Sincerely A mod
This really made me lol. I have often wondered how many reports come out of this thread once some of the more controversial topics come up.
On March 10 2012 18:02 HaXXspetten wrote: What the fuck
Saturday morning. This is the time you either sleep in on, or slowly wake up, eat breakfast, etc, before eventually ending up browsing the interwebz for no particular reason.
Not this morning. I just woke up, and rushed out of bed to my computer so that I could post this while I still remember everything as good as I can. You see... this night, I had a dream... but not just any dream, but rather a TuElite-level dream... (maybe not quite that bad, but still -.-)
Read at your own risk, I did not expect to get this whatsoever, even less so with these particular characters... enjoy I guess >.>
A bright light appears, I try my best to shield my eyes, but to no avail. Soon enough, my eyes adapt, and I'm able to analyze my surroundings. I'm on a suburb-street, late at night. It's pitch-black, with the only light source being a lamp maybe 30 meters away. There's a woman sitting on a bench underneath. I slowly walk towards her. She appears to be reading a book, but upon seeing my approach, she closes it and puts it in her handbag. Then she looks up at me and smiles. I stop in my tracks, swallowing hard. This can't be real, is that... Sica? She stands up, and shakes her head briskly, making her long, curly blonde hair go all over the place. "Nae oppa?" she says. I feel fairly speechless, but I manage to get out an "Annyeong haseyo" at least. She giggles in a cute manner of fashion and says that she won't torture me with testing my Hangul, she is fluent in English after all. She then stares me dead in the eyes and asks: "You're a Sone. I can see it in your eyes. I'm going to give you something that none of our fans has ever been given before, if you'd want it". At that, I don't really see what kind of choice I had, so I cautiously accept. She grins, and then my "dream camera", which had previously just been my eyes, zooms onto her lips, as her friendly smile slowly turns seductive... then everything turns dark.
I open my eyes again. I have no idea what happened after meating Sica in the park, nor about my current whereabouts. I find myself sitting in a comfy chair in what appears to be a pretty luxorious house, maybe even a mansion. The room has several equally beautifully ornamented chairs surrounding a grand mahogny table at a grand fireplace. I'm all alone however, so I decide to attempt to find out where I am. After going from room to room, equally impressive yet unpopulated, I eventually hear a sound; something electric, reminding me of a hand blender. I follow the origin of the sound, and eventually find my way to the kitchen.
Oh my god... I don't know exactly what I must have watched for my mind to cook up the scene that I now witness... Sica is lying on her back on the huge kitchen table, mostly naked, and masturbating with a sizeable vibrator, which appears to be the sound I was hearing. Beside her, at a 90 degree angle, lies Yuri, also completely naked. The two of them are making out quite extensively. I try to stay unseen in the corner, but as in any movie in this situation, I get the sudden urge to sneeze, and my cover is blown. Both of them stop kissing eachother, Sica turns of the vibrator, and then looks at me. Upon seeing that it is me, she starts giggling again. "Well, well, look who's finally awake. Guess the two of us really exhausted you last night." My jaw drops a little. Last night? What? But I... did I really? Without remembering? Yuri nodds, and leaps of the table and walks slowly towards me. "Whether you remember it or not is irrelevant, all that you need to know is that we remember it very well." (She speaks with a fairly severe Korean accent, yet her English is not this fluent normally. I didn't react to this at the time, but thinking back it was kinda obvious that it wasn't real at that point ) At about 1 meters distance from me, she stops for a few seconds. Then she drops to her knees, and stretches her hands forward to my belt buckle. Is this really happening? Suddenly I feel a warm breath on my neck, followed by two petite hands on my shoulders. "Relax, we're just trying to make you happy." says Sica's voice. How she ended up behind me, I have no idea of. She kisses me gently on the neck. Simultaneously, Yuri has now opened my belt buckle and unbuttons/unzips my jeans. She puts her hand inside my underwear, takes it out, and a few seconds later, she starts going down on me. My thoughts are going crazy at this point, sure, I'm aroused and all, but I'm so confused. How did this happen? At this notion in my head, Sica moves around to my left side, and puts her left hand on my right cheek, turning my head towards her. She smiles gently, and lets out a small sigh. Then, with a very confident voice, "A part of you wants this. I see it in you. We just have to find that part of you... and we'll stop at nothing to do so". She then leans forward and kisses me... kisses me very intensely. I feel my cheeks starting to warm up a little, and I can't help but kissing her back. I still think this is all very wrong; as a Sone I'm supposed to love them, sure, but hardly in this way. At the same time, another voice in my head is telling me that since I'm seemingly unable to get out of this before I'm done anyway, I might as well enjoy it while I can.My thoughts remain in conflict for the duration of the dream.
After maybe 15 minutes or so of numerous different sexual positions and activities that you can expect in a threesome, something very creepy happens: All of a sudden they both stop, and stand very close to me. Then, together, they speak at the same time in a hypnotic way: "You will cum the second we tell you to, no sooner, no later. You will do it wherever we say, regardless of your own opinion of the subject, and you will not tell anyone of what has happened here tonight." Then there is a flash of light for the blink of an eye. Everything looks the same as it did before, except there is something different going on in my head this time, as if the words they just spoke seemed like my own will. I could still remember their chanting, and sense that I was under a spell... but I couldn't really fight it, it was if they had woven their will into mine. They nod approvingly, and then look at eachother again, and begins making out once more, this time with even more fire than before. I've always had a thing for lesbians, I will admit, but this entire experience felt so... different. As if my heart approved but my head did not. Regardless, I could feel my heart beating faster while watching the two of them get more and more serious. Suddenly, they stop again, and look at me. "You're ready." Yuri says with a distant voice. They both put on just a little bit of clothing, (new ones I might add, both very sexy) then they take my hands (one each), and lead me through the house to the stairwell, where I had not yet been. The staircases are magnificent, almost royal in their appearance. We go up to the left, and down a smaller corridor. "Be very quiet." Sica whispers in my left ear. I look at her questioningly, but she just looks forward once again. I shrug.
At the second door on the right upstairs, they both stop. "Leave the rest to us." Yuri says quietly, then nods at Jess. She nods back, and reaches in between her breasts and takes out a piece of cloth. She puts it over my eyes, and gently ties it behind my head. I can't see anything. "Just keep quiet and follow our lead." she whispers once more, then Yuri (I think) carefully opens the door. They both still hold my hands and I just follow their pulling. After a few steps they slow down, and Yuri moves my right hand downwards until I contact a soft, springy surface which I can only assume is a bed. She then raises my hand again and they both keep pulling my straight towards the bed. I carefully make my way on top of it. Yuri then grabs my right knee and guides me further, and after some unclear directions, I make my way forward, (Would have been so much easier if I could see) eventually ending up sitting astride of something on the bed... might even be someone? Anyway, they both let go of my hands now, and I can feel Sica putting her hands around my ear and whisper: "Try to keep still and quiet, if you do well you'll be very well compensated." I then feel someone, Yuri I presume, once again grabs my dick and starts stroking it, this time with some serious resolve. "Don't hold back, there's nothing to be afraid of" she whispers once more. Yuri starts going faster and constantly more complex movement patterns... she's really good at this. After not all too long, I feel like I can't hold back any longer... yet nothing happens. "Not until we said so, remember?" Sica's voice tells me again. I swallow, with eyes widened under the black clothing. This is torture, it's like they're turning my dick into a cannon but blocking the exit, it hurts terribly!
About 15 seconds later, I hear Yuri taking a deep breath. "Now!" she says, quite loudly, ceasing all discretion that we had so far taken. Just like magic, whatever spell they had put on me is finalized, and I can finally launch. Despite the pain caused by the postponing, I must admit that it did have a quite satisfactory effect once it was over. All of a sudden, whatever I'm sitting on starts moving ever so slowly, at the same time as Sica starts untying my blindfold. When she removes it, I can finally see what they forced me to do...
I don't even... I'm sitting astride over Taeyeon, whom is just wearing her nightgown, and apparantly just woken up by my... explosion. The top part of her gown, and more importantly, her entire face along with all her hair and a lot of her bedding is completely covered in semen... my semen. I put my hand over my mouth, what the hell have I done? How could this possibly have happened, I don't even... my thoughts get interrupted by the woman underneath me, whom is now rubbing her eyelids, only to find them covered with goo like the rest of her. She rubs it away, and then opens her eyes. She looks from Sica to Yuri and finally to me. I could see the realization slowly starting to show in her eyes. She then looks at her hands which she had just rubbed her eyes with, and licks one of them off, as to confirm a theory. Upon doing so, she starts laughing. Not just giggling, but laughing with all her heart behind it, as if something wonderful had just happened. "I can't believe you actually did it. I know you said you would, but I never though you would actually manage to do it. I'm impressed!". I look at her in disbelief. She... she wanted this? Is that what she is saying? As if reading my mind, she nods, and looks me in the eyes. "Yes. Oh yes. You see, today is my 23rd birthday. When the others asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I told them to bring me something I would never expect, doesn't matter what it was. Heh, guess they sure showed me eh?"
Indeed they did... after that, Sica simply thanked me for doing my duty as a loyal Sone, and that I'd be welcome at their doorstep anytime. She would also give me free tickets to any of their European concerts henceforth. Finally, she crossed her arms, and put on her most seductive smile yet. "Also, if you liked our time together today as much as we did, give us a call if you're ever feeling up for it again..." She takes a few more steps forward towards me, and puts her hands around my neck, locking them together behind me. "YulSic will always be there for you." Then she grins, and my "dream camera" once again zooms in on her lips, and everything turns black. I then wake up with a sizeable boner >.>
All-in-all, I would say that this wasn't quite as bad as what TuElite had, but still pretty extreme. What boggles me is why the hell I had this now of all times. Sure, overall, SNSD is easily my favourite group, and they have been for about 3 years... but Sica and Yuri, whom I was both crushing on sooo bad on at the start... why would I dream this of them now, when I've spent the last couple of months clinging to Nicole instead? I just don't get it lol. Sure, the ending was quite obviously related to March 9th due to Taeyeon, but still...
I'll get over it, I've never taken dreams very seriously, but even so, this was... just wow, the fuck brain? Ow well, time to delve back into ME3 to forget this lol -.-
I've got to say that I was shocked by the ending. I think your dream is better than TuElite's dream purely based on the actions that happened.
Dunno if I want to read this, I barely skimmed TuElite's dream in the first place. Though just looking at the length of the post I want to know how the hell you would remember that much, guess I will have to check it out.
Also wtf Nine Muses just trying to be a bad SNSD ripoff now? Have they always been this way or is this recent? That performance looks like a bad combo of Genie and Mr. Taxi. O_o
I would like a TL:DR summary of your dream please, I read TuElite's and am scared of what yours contains, so just an abridged version would be preferable to reading the full details about your sexual fantasies with snsd
On March 10 2012 18:03 darkcloud8282 wrote: If mods did their job in the first place instead of letting things slide and then occasionally exercising moderation, things wouldn't have turned out to what they are now.
Please don't take this attitude. Not all megathreads that have this kind of traffic share the same afflictions. The MLP thread gets plenty of posts and traffic every day and I rarely ever see any of the similar bs that comes out of this thread. This thread is pretty unique. Part of the responsibility does fall on the mods that (like I have done in the past) throw their hands up and say they aren't going to bother seeing which fanboy is correctly toeing the line between criticism/rumor (I don't even know what to call your bouts of ragging on various idols) and which has his head up his ass. This is compounded when the thread regularly expands in girth very rapidly.
There needs to be cooperation on both sides here. I don't want to come off totally as some iron-fisted dictator ousting political dissidents. Please help us out and do what you can to change the trash culture this thread has and make it a better place to enjoy K pop. Whether it be PMing me or another mod, reporting, or just simply ignoring the stupid bs that derails legitimate discussion. Little things go a long way.
Just please don't take some kind of confrontational attitude and claim we moderation practices started this mess.
edit: for the record I know next to nothing about the genre and some of the idiosyncrasies that go with it and this thread. Any extra context you can include in reports/PMs is very helpful in understanding why shit is blowing up.
It's about 'boy/girl groups' coming back in vogue, as in the type of group, then there are some lines on 'One direction' from GB and 'SNSD' from ROK. OD is being labeled successor to Take that, SNSD described as the new Spice girls with well-executed dancing. IDK where the article is from, by the looks of it from a teenage music rag, it's not much as an article but the exposure for kpop is probably nice.
37 seconds in. All you need to know about Girl's Day.
Heard the song for the first time, it's pretty good but the ending is rather anti-climactic, they should have done a repeat of the chorus instead, perhaps a few tones higher. Thanks for posting again ^^
Seeing that there is likely to be much more moderation here, this thread may begin to return to just the discussion of artists and kpop in general. That can be good. I rarely, if ever, have something new to contribute here, so I don't post much but I do enjoy this thread. Continuing the way the thread has been recently could have definitely led it to being closed. That's not cool. Let's hope this can stay open a lot longer.
I like the Japanese version of Good Day. I liked this MV better than the Korean one too. I don't remember any IU english songs. How is her english?
On March 10 2012 18:03 darkcloud8282 wrote: If mods did their job in the first place instead of letting things slide and then occasionally exercising moderation, things wouldn't have turned out to what they are now.
Thread's just another image dump and forum for delusional fanboys jizzing their pants.
But how is that against the rules. Since when has it been illegal to fanboy their favorite player/singer/artist? You'll find many LR threads of people gushing over their favorite SC2/BW player when they win, and praising them to ridiculous extents. Sure there's literally no discussion at all because of this, but there's really nothing that can be done unless someone really steps out of line.
It's annoying to see TuElite post, but sometimes you just gotta suck it up. You might not like it, but others might like it. I definitely don't like reading his posts, so I just skip em. Don't see what's the real problem.
Saturday morning. This is the time you either sleep in on, or slowly wake up, eat breakfast, etc, before eventually ending up browsing the interwebz for no particular reason.
Not this morning. I just woke up, and rushed out of bed to my computer so that I could post this while I still remember everything as good as I can. You see... this night, I had a dream... but not just any dream, but rather a TuElite-level dream... (maybe not quite that bad, but still -.-)
Read at your own risk, I did not expect to get this whatsoever, even less so with these particular characters... enjoy I guess >.>
A bright light appears, I try my best to shield my eyes, but to no avail. Soon enough, my eyes adapt, and I'm able to analyze my surroundings. I'm on a suburb-street, late at night. It's pitch-black, with the only light source being a lamp maybe 30 meters away. There's a woman sitting on a bench underneath. I slowly walk towards her. She appears to be reading a book, but upon seeing my approach, she closes it and puts it in her handbag. Then she looks up at me and smiles. I stop in my tracks, swallowing hard. This can't be real, is that... Sica? She stands up, and shakes her head briskly, making her long, curly blonde hair go all over the place. "Nae oppa?" she says. I feel fairly speechless, but I manage to get out an "Annyeong haseyo" at least. She giggles in a cute manner of fashion and says that she won't torture me with testing my Hangul, she is fluent in English after all. She then stares me dead in the eyes and asks: "You're a Sone. I can see it in your eyes. I'm going to give you something that none of our fans has ever been given before, if you'd want it". At that, I don't really see what kind of choice I had, so I cautiously accept. She grins, and then my "dream camera", which had previously just been my eyes, zooms onto her lips, as her friendly smile slowly turns seductive... then everything turns dark.
I open my eyes again. I have no idea what happened after meating Sica in the park, nor about my current whereabouts. I find myself sitting in a comfy chair in what appears to be a pretty luxorious house, maybe even a mansion. The room has several equally beautifully ornamented chairs surrounding a grand mahogny table at a grand fireplace. I'm all alone however, so I decide to attempt to find out where I am. After going from room to room, equally impressive yet unpopulated, I eventually hear a sound; something electric, reminding me of a hand blender. I follow the origin of the sound, and eventually find my way to the kitchen.
Oh my god... I don't know exactly what I must have watched for my mind to cook up the scene that I now witness... Sica is lying on her back on the huge kitchen table, mostly naked, and masturbating with a sizeable vibrator, which appears to be the sound I was hearing. Beside her, at a 90 degree angle, lies Yuri, also completely naked. The two of them are making out quite extensively. I try to stay unseen in the corner, but as in any movie in this situation, I get the sudden urge to sneeze, and my cover is blown. Both of them stop kissing eachother, Sica turns of the vibrator, and then looks at me. Upon seeing that it is me, she starts giggling again. "Well, well, look who's finally awake. Guess the two of us really exhausted you last night." My jaw drops a little. Last night? What? But I... did I really? Without remembering? Yuri nodds, and leaps of the table and walks slowly towards me. "Whether you remember it or not is irrelevant, all that you need to know is that we remember it very well." (She speaks with a fairly severe Korean accent, yet her English is not this fluent normally. I didn't react to this at the time, but thinking back it was kinda obvious that it wasn't real at that point ) At about 1 meters distance from me, she stops for a few seconds. Then she drops to her knees, and stretches her hands forward to my belt buckle. Is this really happening? Suddenly I feel a warm breath on my neck, followed by two petite hands on my shoulders. "Relax, we're just trying to make you happy." says Sica's voice. How she ended up behind me, I have no idea of. She kisses me gently on the neck. Simultaneously, Yuri has now opened my belt buckle and unbuttons/unzips my jeans. She puts her hand inside my underwear, takes it out, and a few seconds later, she starts going down on me. My thoughts are going crazy at this point, sure, I'm aroused and all, but I'm so confused. How did this happen? At this notion in my head, Sica moves around to my left side, and puts her left hand on my right cheek, turning my head towards her. She smiles gently, and lets out a small sigh. Then, with a very confident voice, "A part of you wants this. I see it in you. We just have to find that part of you... and we'll stop at nothing to do so". She then leans forward and kisses me... kisses me very intensely. I feel my cheeks starting to warm up a little, and I can't help but kissing her back. I still think this is all very wrong; as a Sone I'm supposed to love them, sure, but hardly in this way. At the same time, another voice in my head is telling me that since I'm seemingly unable to get out of this before I'm done anyway, I might as well enjoy it while I can.My thoughts remain in conflict for the duration of the dream.
After maybe 15 minutes or so of numerous different sexual positions and activities that you can expect in a threesome, something very creepy happens: All of a sudden they both stop, and stand very close to me. Then, together, they speak at the same time in a hypnotic way: "You will cum the second we tell you to, no sooner, no later. You will do it wherever we say, regardless of your own opinion of the subject, and you will not tell anyone of what has happened here tonight." Then there is a flash of light for the blink of an eye. Everything looks the same as it did before, except there is something different going on in my head this time, as if the words they just spoke seemed like my own will. I could still remember their chanting, and sense that I was under a spell... but I couldn't really fight it, it was if they had woven their will into mine. They nod approvingly, and then look at eachother again, and begins making out once more, this time with even more fire than before. I've always had a thing for lesbians, I will admit, but this entire experience felt so... different. As if my heart approved but my head did not. Regardless, I could feel my heart beating faster while watching the two of them get more and more serious. Suddenly, they stop again, and look at me. "You're ready." Yuri says with a distant voice. They both put on just a little bit of clothing, (new ones I might add, both very sexy) then they take my hands (one each), and lead me through the house to the stairwell, where I had not yet been. The staircases are magnificent, almost royal in their appearance. We go up to the left, and down a smaller corridor. "Be very quiet." Sica whispers in my left ear. I look at her questioningly, but she just looks forward once again. I shrug.
At the second door on the right upstairs, they both stop. "Leave the rest to us." Yuri says quietly, then nods at Jess. She nods back, and reaches in between her breasts and takes out a piece of cloth. She puts it over my eyes, and gently ties it behind my head. I can't see anything. "Just keep quiet and follow our lead." she whispers once more, then Yuri (I think) carefully opens the door. They both still hold my hands and I just follow their pulling. After a few steps they slow down, and Yuri moves my right hand downwards until I contact a soft, springy surface which I can only assume is a bed. She then raises my hand again and they both keep pulling my straight towards the bed. I carefully make my way on top of it. Yuri then grabs my right knee and guides me further, and after some unclear directions, I make my way forward, (Would have been so much easier if I could see) eventually ending up sitting astride of something on the bed... might even be someone? Anyway, they both let go of my hands now, and I can feel Sica putting her hands around my ear and whisper: "Try to keep still and quiet, if you do well you'll be very well compensated." I then feel someone, Yuri I presume, once again grabs my dick and starts stroking it, this time with some serious resolve. "Don't hold back, there's nothing to be afraid of" she whispers once more. Yuri starts going faster and constantly more complex movement patterns... she's really good at this. After not all too long, I feel like I can't hold back any longer... yet nothing happens. "Not until we said so, remember?" Sica's voice tells me again. I swallow, with eyes widened under the black clothing. This is torture, it's like they're turning my dick into a cannon but blocking the exit, it hurts terribly!
About 15 seconds later, I hear Yuri taking a deep breath. "Now!" she says, quite loudly, ceasing all discretion that we had so far taken. Just like magic, whatever spell they had put on me is finalized, and I can finally launch. Despite the pain caused by the postponing, I must admit that it did have a quite satisfactory effect once it was over. All of a sudden, whatever I'm sitting on starts moving ever so slowly, at the same time as Sica starts untying my blindfold. When she removes it, I can finally see what they forced me to do...
I don't even... I'm sitting astride over Taeyeon, whom is just wearing her nightgown, and apparantly just woken up by my... explosion. The top part of her gown, and more importantly, her entire face along with all her hair and a lot of her bedding is completely covered in semen... my semen. I put my hand over my mouth, what the hell have I done? How could this possibly have happened, I don't even... my thoughts get interrupted by the woman underneath me, whom is now rubbing her eyelids, only to find them covered with goo like the rest of her. She rubs it away, and then opens her eyes. She looks from Sica to Yuri and finally to me. I could see the realization slowly starting to show in her eyes. She then looks at her hands which she had just rubbed her eyes with, and licks one of them off, as to confirm a theory. Upon doing so, she starts laughing. Not just giggling, but laughing with all her heart behind it, as if something wonderful had just happened. "I can't believe you actually did it. I know you said you would, but I never though you would actually manage to do it. I'm impressed!". I look at her in disbelief. She... she wanted this? Is that what she is saying? As if reading my mind, she nods, and looks me in the eyes. "Yes. Oh yes. You see, today is my 23rd birthday. When the others asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I told them to bring me something I would never expect, doesn't matter what it was. Heh, guess they sure showed me eh?"
Indeed they did... after that, Sica simply thanked me for doing my duty as a loyal Sone, and that I'd be welcome at their doorstep anytime. She would also give me free tickets to any of their European concerts henceforth. Finally, she crossed her arms, and put on her most seductive smile yet. "Also, if you liked our time together today as much as we did, give us a call if you're ever feeling up for it again..." She takes a few more steps forward towards me, and puts her hands around my neck, locking them together behind me. "YulSic will always be there for you." Then she grins, and my "dream camera" once again zooms in on her lips, and everything turns black. I then wake up with a sizeable boner >.>
All-in-all, I would say that this wasn't quite as bad as what TuElite had, but still pretty extreme. What boggles me is why the hell I had this now of all times. Sure, overall, SNSD is easily my favourite group, and they have been for about 3 years... but Sica and Yuri, whom I was both crushing on sooo bad on at the start... why would I dream this of them now, when I've spent the last couple of months clinging to Nicole instead? I just don't get it lol. Sure, the ending was quite obviously related to March 9th due to Taeyeon, but still...
I'll get over it, I've never taken dreams very seriously, but even so, this was... just wow, the fuck brain? Ow well, time to delve back into ME3 to forget this lol -.-
Yuri & Sica hyponotizing me, going all out lesbo on eachother and then dragging me into it, ending up with a surprise birthday present for Taeyeon, really fucked up in pretty much every way >.>
Thank God I read the tldr part first. I don't go anywhere near stories like that lol
On March 10 2012 19:30 Rkie wrote:I don't remember any IU english songs. How is her english?
It's pretty good from a track I found on youtube. I mean, you can definitely tell she is Korean, but in a way that is preferable to the usual half yankee accent some will try to put on.
EPT
) At about 1 meters distance from me, she stops for a few seconds. Then she drops to her knees, and stretches her hands forward to my belt buckle. Is this really happening? Suddenly I feel a warm breath on my neck, followed by two petite hands on my shoulders. "Relax, we're just trying to make you happy." says Sica's voice. How she ended up behind me, I have no idea of. She kisses me gently on the neck. Simultaneously, Yuri has now opened my belt buckle and unbuttons/unzips my jeans. She puts her hand inside my underwear, takes it out, and a few seconds later, she starts going down on me. My thoughts are going crazy at this point, sure, I'm aroused and all, but I'm so confused. How did this happen? At this notion in my head, Sica moves around to my left side, and puts her left hand on my right cheek, turning my head towards her. She smiles gently, and lets out a small sigh. Then, with a very confident voice, "A part of you wants this. I see it in you. We just have to find that part of you... and we'll stop at nothing to do so". She then leans forward and kisses me... kisses me very intensely. I feel my cheeks starting to warm up a little, and I can't help but kissing her back. I still think this is all very wrong; as a Sone I'm supposed to love them, sure, but hardly in this way. At the same time, another voice in my head is telling me that since I'm seemingly unable to get out of this before I'm done anyway, I might as well enjoy it while I can.My thoughts remain in conflict for the duration of the dream.![[image loading]](http://www.abload.de/img/134722anjws8dceaawjxqlp396.jpg)
