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Assassination Classroom:
The Earth is threatened by a powerful creature who destroyed 70% of the Moon with its power, rendering into the shape of a crescent moon forever. The creature claims that within a year, Earth will also be destroyed by him, but he offers mankind a chance to avert this fate. In class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School, he starts working as a homeroom teacher where he teaches his students not only regular subjects, but the ways of assassination. The Japanese government promises a reward of ¥10 billion to whoever among the students succeeds to kill their teacher, whom they have named "Korosensei" (殺せんせー Korosensē?, lit. Unkillable Teacher). However, this has proven to be an almost impossible task, as he has several inhuman abilities at his disposal, including the capacity of moving at Mach 20.
HOLY FUCKBALLS IN HEAVEN BATMAN!!!!!!! I would love to see a Bleach reader disect the physics in that shit "Why is the moon not barreling towards the earth given it's decreased mass and the earth's gravitational pull. Kubo physics"
Jesus, the more I read about this manga the more ridiculous it sounds.
I think people have been spoiled by Bleach, Naruto and One Piece waaaay too long.
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On April 24 2014 12:18 Forikorder wrote:Show nested quote +On April 24 2014 03:54 sumsaR wrote:On April 24 2014 02:43 Canucklehead wrote: He should have imagined to be a monster, but also to have a body that can handle that power. Or, you know, imagined (in one of the nigh-infinite ways) that he won the fight or Kenpachi was dead. "You were never born", "Your blood is acid", "You are blind, deaf, mute and have no legs or arms." would have been better than "I'm a monster like you!". i guess well jsut have to assume his ability is less then omnipotent Yeah, he can just create people, turn all the bones in your body into cookies and summon metereors. Totally not powerful enough to beat Zaraki.
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On April 24 2014 15:03 sumsaR wrote:Show nested quote +On April 24 2014 12:18 Forikorder wrote:On April 24 2014 03:54 sumsaR wrote:On April 24 2014 02:43 Canucklehead wrote: He should have imagined to be a monster, but also to have a body that can handle that power. Or, you know, imagined (in one of the nigh-infinite ways) that he won the fight or Kenpachi was dead. "You were never born", "Your blood is acid", "You are blind, deaf, mute and have no legs or arms." would have been better than "I'm a monster like you!". i guess well jsut have to assume his ability is less then omnipotent Yeah, he can just create people, turn all the bones in your body into cookies and summon metereors. Totally not powerful enough to beat Zaraki.
His limit is one imagination at a time... so yes, he is not omnipotent as Forikorder correctly stated. Zaraki beat the meteor with a single swipe. He can only turn bones in your body into cookies if you continue his line of imagination - Zaraki would never fall for a trick like that. In fact, he noticed the kid almost imagined himself losing and actually helped the kid realise what he was doing. The second time (with the monster thing) Zaraki just let the kid fall on his own sword.
Whilst the kid may be more powerful than Zaraki he certainly is not wittier.
Sumsar, I've been wondering this for a long while... what do you get out of reading Bleach? What do you like about it?
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On April 24 2014 15:01 MaZza[KIS] wrote: Assassination Classroom:
The Earth is threatened by a powerful creature who destroyed 70% of the Moon with its power, rendering into the shape of a crescent moon forever. The creature claims that within a year, Earth will also be destroyed by him, but he offers mankind a chance to avert this fate. In class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School, he starts working as a homeroom teacher where he teaches his students not only regular subjects, but the ways of assassination. The Japanese government promises a reward of ¥10 billion to whoever among the students succeeds to kill their teacher, whom they have named "Korosensei" (殺せんせー Korosensē?, lit. Unkillable Teacher). However, this has proven to be an almost impossible task, as he has several inhuman abilities at his disposal, including the capacity of moving at Mach 20.
HOLY FUCKBALLS IN HEAVEN BATMAN!!!!!!! I would love to see a Bleach reader disect the physics in that shit "Why is the moon not barreling towards the earth given it's decreased mass and the earth's gravitational pull. Kubo physics"
Jesus, the more I read about this manga the more ridiculous it sounds.
I think people have been spoiled by Bleach, Naruto and One Piece waaaay too long.
well duh its a GAG manga its not supposed to make sense Bleach isnt a gag manga its supposed to make sense
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On April 24 2014 15:01 MaZza[KIS] wrote: HOLY FUCKBALLS IN HEAVEN BATMAN!!!!!!! I would love to see a Bleach reader disect the physics in that shit "Why is the moon not barreling towards the earth given it's decreased mass and the earth's gravitational pull. Kubo physics"
Assassination Classroom is pretty much an absurd comedy (with a good mix of other, some more serious than others, themes). In that context, it doesn't really matter. Hell, the moon isn't really mentioned more than in the beginning. It's not even comparable to "Kubo physics", frankly. If you're serious: you're overreacting. If not, well done trolling me into writing this reply.
As for the physics: the moon would orbit closer, not suddenly crash into the earth. The tides would also be impacted, due to the lessened gravity of a smaller mass. Darker nights, due to less reflective surface. Climate changes. More ice ages over time.
Nevertheless, it's a good series. Ranks among my favourites at the moment.
On April 24 2014 15:07 MaZza[KIS] wrote: Sumsar, I've been wondering this for a long while... what do you get out of reading Bleach? What do you like about it? At the moment? Not much more than being entertained by how bad it is. In the end it's the closure I'm waiting for (as in seeing how it'll end, or just finding out how badly Kubo will fuck it up). I spend like 1-2 minutes out of my week reading it, so it's not like I'm wasting my time with it.
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On April 24 2014 14:07 ticklishmusic wrote: Or basically this just confirms that Zaraki is the most powerful character in Bleach ever.
Notice his eyepatch never even came off that fight. why not ?
i mean Gai is already the strongest character existing in narutoverse so why not ?
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On April 24 2014 03:14 Forikorder wrote:Show nested quote +On April 24 2014 01:59 SheaR619 wrote:On April 23 2014 17:25 Beany wrote:On April 23 2014 17:15 SheaR619 wrote: wait wat? I dont understand how he died -_-.... He wanted to become a monster, so the monster outgrew him from the inside. Thus, he died. Sort of liked telefragged  Some people are saying he became too powerful for his body to handle and some peopel are saying it because of the monster....but I just dont care anymore. I think the Shonen jump ranking here pretty much speaks for itself. (referenced from crunchyroll forum). For manga that are above rank 10 for a long time, they will get canceled. Bleach is just constantly dropping and dropping and dropping off. The only reason it wasnt last is because of the loyal fan. EDIT: Last week Bleach was rank 11 (which is shit) but this week they just dropped to 16!!! Cant wait to see the ranking on this chapter next week :q Weekly Shonen Jump Issue #22-23 (Double Issue) ToC (April 28th, 2014): One Piece (Lead CP) 1- Assassination Classroom 2- Food Wars: Shokugeki no Soma Kuroko's Basketball (Center Color) 3- The Disaster of PSI Kusuo Saiki 4- Naruto 5- The Story of Isobe Isobee 6- Haikyu!! 7- Toriko 8- Nisekoi Four Gag One-Shots (Center Color) 9- Gintama 10- World Trigger 11- i・Girl 12- Soul Catcher(S) 13- Kochikame 14- Stealth Symphony 15- Illegal Rare 16- Bleach <---lawlzzzzz 17- Tokyo Wonder Boys Haikyu beats out Toriko?
well it updated weekly upon fans giving their opinion on last week chapter. Toriko must of had a slower chapter that week and Haikyu must of had a more interesting chapter. The pool is base upon Japanese readers so it varies as well. If this was base upon american viewers, Naruto would be #1 since Naruto is more globally popular. In Japan it pretty much One Piece.
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Worst enemy ever. That is the reason why bleach has been sucking for so long - kubo has no/pitiful amount of imagination. Read some JoJo kubo, i dont even care if you copy paste the stuffs from there,
I'll make another clone of myself to get 2x imagination. Make 10 of them to get 10x imagination. and then i am killed by my own imaginations.
The stand 'Bohemia Rhapsody' created back in 12 years ago in JoJo6...nevermind i dont even want to talk about this manga anymore.
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50587 Posts
On April 24 2014 19:34 BurningSera wrote: Worst enemy ever. That is the reason why bleach has been sucking for so long - kubo has no/pitiful amount of imagination. Read some JoJo kubo, i dont even care if you copy paste the stuffs from there,
I'll make another clone of myself to get 2x imagination. Make 10 of them to get 10x imagination. and then i am killed by my own imaginations.
The stand 'Bohemia Rhapsody' created back in 12 years ago in JoJo6...nevermind i dont even want to talk about this manga anymore.
don't worry man we have better stuff like 7 deadly sins lol.
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On April 24 2014 15:01 MaZza[KIS] wrote: Assassination Classroom:
The Earth is threatened by a powerful creature who destroyed 70% of the Moon with its power, rendering into the shape of a crescent moon forever. The creature claims that within a year, Earth will also be destroyed by him, but he offers mankind a chance to avert this fate. In class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School, he starts working as a homeroom teacher where he teaches his students not only regular subjects, but the ways of assassination. The Japanese government promises a reward of ¥10 billion to whoever among the students succeeds to kill their teacher, whom they have named "Korosensei" (殺せんせー Korosensē?, lit. Unkillable Teacher). However, this has proven to be an almost impossible task, as he has several inhuman abilities at his disposal, including the capacity of moving at Mach 20.
HOLY FUCKBALLS IN HEAVEN BATMAN!!!!!!! I would love to see a Bleach reader disect the physics in that shit "Why is the moon not barreling towards the earth given it's decreased mass and the earth's gravitational pull. Kubo physics"
Jesus, the more I read about this manga the more ridiculous it sounds.
I think people have been spoiled by Bleach, Naruto and One Piece waaaay too long.
AMEN
At least HxH is back from hiatus so he can make 4 chapters and then take another 2 year hiatus
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On April 25 2014 07:51 Shadowcloak wrote:Show nested quote +On April 24 2014 15:01 MaZza[KIS] wrote: Assassination Classroom:
The Earth is threatened by a powerful creature who destroyed 70% of the Moon with its power, rendering into the shape of a crescent moon forever. The creature claims that within a year, Earth will also be destroyed by him, but he offers mankind a chance to avert this fate. In class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School, he starts working as a homeroom teacher where he teaches his students not only regular subjects, but the ways of assassination. The Japanese government promises a reward of ¥10 billion to whoever among the students succeeds to kill their teacher, whom they have named "Korosensei" (殺せんせー Korosensē?, lit. Unkillable Teacher). However, this has proven to be an almost impossible task, as he has several inhuman abilities at his disposal, including the capacity of moving at Mach 20.
HOLY FUCKBALLS IN HEAVEN BATMAN!!!!!!! I would love to see a Bleach reader disect the physics in that shit "Why is the moon not barreling towards the earth given it's decreased mass and the earth's gravitational pull. Kubo physics"
Jesus, the more I read about this manga the more ridiculous it sounds.
I think people have been spoiled by Bleach, Naruto and One Piece waaaay too long.
AMEN At least HxH is back from hiatus so he can make 4 chapters and then take another 2 year hiatus you mean the anime right? not the manga?
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On April 25 2014 16:28 Beany wrote:Show nested quote +On April 25 2014 07:51 Shadowcloak wrote:On April 24 2014 15:01 MaZza[KIS] wrote: Assassination Classroom:
The Earth is threatened by a powerful creature who destroyed 70% of the Moon with its power, rendering into the shape of a crescent moon forever. The creature claims that within a year, Earth will also be destroyed by him, but he offers mankind a chance to avert this fate. In class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School, he starts working as a homeroom teacher where he teaches his students not only regular subjects, but the ways of assassination. The Japanese government promises a reward of ¥10 billion to whoever among the students succeeds to kill their teacher, whom they have named "Korosensei" (殺せんせー Korosensē?, lit. Unkillable Teacher). However, this has proven to be an almost impossible task, as he has several inhuman abilities at his disposal, including the capacity of moving at Mach 20.
HOLY FUCKBALLS IN HEAVEN BATMAN!!!!!!! I would love to see a Bleach reader disect the physics in that shit "Why is the moon not barreling towards the earth given it's decreased mass and the earth's gravitational pull. Kubo physics"
Jesus, the more I read about this manga the more ridiculous it sounds.
I think people have been spoiled by Bleach, Naruto and One Piece waaaay too long.
AMEN At least HxH is back from hiatus so he can make 4 chapters and then take another 2 year hiatus you mean the anime right? not the manga? The manga is coming back in June. Togashi probably looked at the recent Naruto and Bleach and thought: "well I better come back before everybody stops reading Jump".
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That's awesome! w00p w00p!
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On April 25 2014 16:53 Diavlo wrote:Show nested quote +On April 25 2014 16:28 Beany wrote:On April 25 2014 07:51 Shadowcloak wrote:On April 24 2014 15:01 MaZza[KIS] wrote: Assassination Classroom:
The Earth is threatened by a powerful creature who destroyed 70% of the Moon with its power, rendering into the shape of a crescent moon forever. The creature claims that within a year, Earth will also be destroyed by him, but he offers mankind a chance to avert this fate. In class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School, he starts working as a homeroom teacher where he teaches his students not only regular subjects, but the ways of assassination. The Japanese government promises a reward of ¥10 billion to whoever among the students succeeds to kill their teacher, whom they have named "Korosensei" (殺せんせー Korosensē?, lit. Unkillable Teacher). However, this has proven to be an almost impossible task, as he has several inhuman abilities at his disposal, including the capacity of moving at Mach 20.
HOLY FUCKBALLS IN HEAVEN BATMAN!!!!!!! I would love to see a Bleach reader disect the physics in that shit "Why is the moon not barreling towards the earth given it's decreased mass and the earth's gravitational pull. Kubo physics"
Jesus, the more I read about this manga the more ridiculous it sounds.
I think people have been spoiled by Bleach, Naruto and One Piece waaaay too long.
AMEN At least HxH is back from hiatus so he can make 4 chapters and then take another 2 year hiatus you mean the anime right? not the manga? The manga is coming back in June. Togashi probably looked at the recent Naruto and Bleach and thought: "well I better come back before everybody stops reading Jump".
Think its time pressure since the anime is just speeding through the arcs. Ant should be done in a month or less maybe 4 months for the next small arc. So ye he has half a year lead on the manga anime race.
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
Damn, just read all 86 chapters of assassination classroom and it's quite dope
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On April 26 2014 07:02 flamewheel wrote: Damn, just read all 86 chapters of assassination classroom and it's quite dope Yep yep. I like series that have fairly unique plots/settings like that. Not just another fighting series, it really finds its pace quickly too.
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On April 26 2014 07:23 Requizen wrote:Show nested quote +On April 26 2014 07:02 flamewheel wrote: Damn, just read all 86 chapters of assassination classroom and it's quite dope Yep yep. I like series that have fairly unique plots/settings like that. Not just another fighting series, it really finds its pace quickly too. the plot seems to be much deeper then youd expect at first too theres definently been foreshadowing that there is some serious plot about to explode
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ya there is no chapter this week
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