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harodihg
Profile Blog Joined November 2013
Japan1344 Posts
June 02 2018 21:48 GMT
#191801
Feeding a puppy to a turtle is weird. Being a teacher and doin that in front of a bunch of students is even weirder. But what really pushes that story over the edge of hilarity is the fact that some police chief, after charging the teacher with animal abuse, decided that the case just wasn't quite wrapped up and that the turtle needed to be put down too.

That'll do it.
Agh's ult sniper: Sniper locks eyes with target unit, immobilizing them in horror as he turns the gun on himself. Channeled, lasts 5 seconds.
SKC
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil18828 Posts
June 02 2018 22:02 GMT
#191802
My guess is that is less about the police chief deciding the turtle needed to die and more about him just going with what takes the least amount of work.

I don't think the teacher could keep the turtle for whathever law or reason, so with the choice of having to find a good place for it or killing it, the police went with the easy way out.
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
June 02 2018 22:10 GMT
#191803
Well, if it was an invasive animal it's probably not that hard to get rid of, legally. I'd have to get P6 to comment on that, but it's likely different to a part of the wildlife.
kiss kiss fall in love
Nevuk
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States16280 Posts
June 02 2018 22:31 GMT
#191804
On June 03 2018 06:48 harodihg wrote:
Feeding a puppy to a turtle is weird. Being a teacher and doin that in front of a bunch of students is even weirder. But what really pushes that story over the edge of hilarity is the fact that some police chief, after charging the teacher with animal abuse, decided that the case just wasn't quite wrapped up and that the turtle needed to be put down too.

That'll do it.

The turtle was put down months before the guy was charged. From what I understand, it was an invasive species and he didn't have a permit. They could have tried to find a different person to caretake for it, but legally they were allowed to do either option. (It's also totally possible for the guy to have gotten a permit, they don't sound terribly hard to get... unless you have fed a live animal to one in front of school children).
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
June 03 2018 00:38 GMT
#191805
anyone that knows shit in sc2, is roach ravager the zvz composition over roach hydra now? what are lurkers good against? composition vs t mech?
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
eieio
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States14512 Posts
June 03 2018 00:40 GMT
#191806
On June 03 2018 09:38 teddyoojo wrote:
anyone that knows shit in sc2, is roach ravager the zvz composition over roach hydra now? what are lurkers good against? composition vs t mech?

isnt there a whole website for this
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teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
June 03 2018 00:43 GMT
#191807
ya im sure theres whole websites about dating
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
harodihg
Profile Blog Joined November 2013
Japan1344 Posts
June 03 2018 00:45 GMT
#191808
the incels subreddit was closed
Agh's ult sniper: Sniper locks eyes with target unit, immobilizing them in horror as he turns the gun on himself. Channeled, lasts 5 seconds.
eieio
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States14512 Posts
Last Edited: 2018-06-03 00:51:32
June 03 2018 00:49 GMT
#191809
On June 03 2018 09:43 teddyoojo wrote:
ya im sure theres whole websites about dating

oh my GOd

On June 03 2018 09:45 harodihg wrote:
the incels subreddit was closed

has anyone read or listened to the interviews with the woman who invented incel stuff in the 90s cause it is a wild ride


teddy i want u to know that i have the picture of u and me and passive and andy up in my apartment and i have talked to girls about it, they think it is very cute
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teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
June 03 2018 00:55 GMT
#191810
its cuz andy is hot af ian told me hes the hottest asian hes ever seen
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
June 03 2018 00:56 GMT
#191811
If a picture of me is helping you get laid im suing
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
eieio
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States14512 Posts
June 03 2018 00:57 GMT
#191812
On June 03 2018 09:56 PassiveAce wrote:
If a picture of me is helping you get laid im suing

i mean it's only after they're already back at my place but it's definitely not hurting
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PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
June 03 2018 00:57 GMT
#191813
On June 03 2018 09:55 teddyoojo wrote:
its cuz andy is hot af ian told me hes the hottest asian hes ever seen

I stand by this
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
June 03 2018 01:05 GMT
#191814
unrelated sidenote, ill be in vegas again in a little under 3 weeks, im alrdy afraid of gaining back a bunch of weight i lost in the last month
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
Last Edited: 2018-06-03 01:14:36
June 03 2018 01:06 GMT
#191815
On June 03 2018 09:57 eieio wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2018 09:56 PassiveAce wrote:
If a picture of me is helping you get laid im suing

i mean it's only after they're already back at my place but it's definitely not hurting

This is sexiness infringement.
You are unfairly and unlawfully utilizing my image for the purpose of acquiring pussy.

P6 chime in here?
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
eieio
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States14512 Posts
June 03 2018 01:22 GMT
#191816
On June 03 2018 10:06 PassiveAce wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2018 09:57 eieio wrote:
On June 03 2018 09:56 PassiveAce wrote:
If a picture of me is helping you get laid im suing

i mean it's only after they're already back at my place but it's definitely not hurting

This is sexiness infringement.
You are unfairly and unlawfully utilizing my image for the purpose of acquiring pussy.

P6 chime in here?

i actually tell girls I'm you
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PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
Last Edited: 2018-06-03 01:24:11
June 03 2018 01:23 GMT
#191817
Cant wait for this to be the first crime a wall street worker does hard time for
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
Last Edited: 2018-06-03 01:28:59
June 03 2018 01:28 GMT
#191818
Wait is that too much personal info??
Il edit if so
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
eieio
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States14512 Posts
June 03 2018 01:39 GMT
#191819
On June 03 2018 10:28 PassiveAce wrote:
Wait is that too much personal info??
Il edit if so

nah I think people know I work in finance

you might have had my actual company there which I don't post about but u can figure it out idk
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PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
June 03 2018 01:42 GMT
#191820
Nah didnt post the co.
Wasnt that thoughtless at least :p
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
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