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On March 07 2018 04:19 Plansix wrote: I deal is mostly Dad and law jokes, which translate poorly to the internet. im sure i could maybe handle some law ones but fingers crossed considering different jurisdictions | ||
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Plansix
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Three judges go duck hunting. One from the Supreme Court(highest), one from the Appeals court(one that hears challenges) and one from the district court(lowest and overworked court) They see a flock of birds fly by that look like ducks. The Supreme Court judge says: “I will need to review the original definition of a duck before firing. I must be sure this is the animal I am intended to shoot.” The Appeals court judge says: “I cannot fire at this time. I must go back to the lodge and consult with my fellow hunters to confirm what a duck and how we define it.” The District Court judge shoots a bird right out of the sky, which lands with a thud. He turns to the his fellow judges: “I hope that’s a duck”. | ||
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Fleetfeet
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On March 07 2018 03:34 Plansix wrote: I like typing Poo because I have a 5 year old’s sense of humor. Attaguy. Never let it go. | ||
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brinepumps
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Good news: it's still operating Bad news: the technician complained about their monthly salaries which only given like $1 A MONTH. We've allocated like $500 a month for each technician (that's 100% more than the minimum regional wage). I don't know where the money went. | ||
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Faruko
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LOL Rick Astley is the greatest ever | ||
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On March 07 2018 17:16 brinepumps wrote: So, my company has funded a small off-grid solar power for one of Indonesia's most isolated village in 2014, and today I went there to check it. Good news: it's still operating Bad news: the technician complained about their monthly salaries which only given like $1 A MONTH. We've allocated like $500 a month for each technician (that's 100% more than the minimum regional wage). I don't know where the money went. i've worked some really low paying and where i was overworked but $1 a month just hurts even reading it .. yikes looks like somebody has been naugthy i hope the situation gets better brinepumps On March 07 2018 07:38 Plansix wrote: All right, passive will get this one : Three judges go duck hunting. One from the Supreme Court(highest), one from the Appeals court(one that hears challenges) and one from the district court(lowest and overworked court) They see a flock of birds fly by that look like ducks. The Supreme Court judge says: “I will need to review the original definition of a duck before firing. I must be sure this is the animal I am intended to shoot.” The Appeals court judge says: “I cannot fire at this time. I must go back to the lodge and consult with my fellow hunters to confirm what a duck and how we define it.” The District Court judge shoots a bird right out of the sky, which lands with a thud. He turns to the his fellow judges: “I hope that’s a duck”. I think i got the appeals and district one (having so many cases and just hoping the verdict given has more right than wrong). Not the supreme court one though | ||
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Artisreal
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I'm supposed to be biased and unfit for the role. I guess my penguin joke didn't come across so well, hehe. | ||
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PassiveAce
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On March 07 2018 07:38 Plansix wrote: All right, passive will get this one : Three judges go duck hunting. One from the Supreme Court(highest), one from the Appeals court(one that hears challenges) and one from the district court(lowest and overworked court) They see a flock of birds fly by that look like ducks. The Supreme Court judge says: “I will need to review the original definition of a duck before firing. I must be sure this is the animal I am intended to shoot.” The Appeals court judge says: “I cannot fire at this time. I must go back to the lodge and consult with my fellow hunters to confirm what a duck and how we define it.” The District Court judge shoots a bird right out of the sky, which lands with a thud. He turns to the his fellow judges: “I hope that’s a duck”. I mean... i get it... but.. Yeesh lol | ||
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