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dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
August 01 2014 18:36 GMT
#121061
Aye, so much children talk, even on Facebook today. I feel awful when I go on a date and I make a gaming reference, or I accidentally say 'GG' in reply to something and they're like 'huh?'.
Moral of the story - date gamers. They know the value of a free hour and won't be mad if you're late to a date because it took you an hour to kill their last 'turret' and demotivate them enough to disconnect.
<3
Qbek
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Poland12923 Posts
August 01 2014 18:37 GMT
#121062
"how do I get lumber"
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dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
August 01 2014 18:40 GMT
#121063
I didn't even know that until today.... I've never played Tiny.
/hides
<3
Sn0_Man
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Tebellong44238 Posts
August 01 2014 18:44 GMT
#121064
Erm drav,

Thats not how that joke works
LiquidDota StaffSCIENTISTS BAFFLED | 3275929302
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-08-01 18:47:41
August 01 2014 18:47 GMT
#121065
how do you know someone has a fiancee? Don't worry, they'll consistently refer to them in every subject of a conversation.

I think I've read 10 people post about their fiancee within a span of two days.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
BurningSera
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Ireland19621 Posts
August 01 2014 18:47 GMT
#121066
meow
is 2017, stop being lame, fuck's sakes. 'Can't wait for the rise of the cakes and humanity's last stand tbqh.'
Plansix
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States60190 Posts
August 01 2014 18:47 GMT
#121067
On August 02 2014 03:33 babishh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 02 2014 03:18 Plansix wrote:
On August 02 2014 03:00 dravernor wrote:
I refuse to talk about internet in here.
Also this was a pretty entertaining read http://kotaku.com/93-hours-in-im-still-not-sure-if-dota-2-is-fun-1611226542?utm_campaign


I like the part at the end where he is talking about the date he was on and still thinking about the match. Dota no like relationships. Its why I don’t play dota before bed, because it keeps me up. I also never play when I know my girl is going to get home because I don’t want to be “that guy”.

I have a friend who is just dipping his toe into dota right now. He has two kids and is just trying out games vs bots when he has time and seeing how heroes work. He texts me every once and a while asking about stuff. When he started he asked how he asked me if there was some bug with glimpse because he made someone disappear off the map. I told him “No, you just did it within 4 seconds of them TPing in, so they got sent back to fountain or wherever they were”.

Its been like that for a about a couple of weeks now. Every morning I get some crazy question about why something happens. Now if he can just find a free hour to play a full match.(no he hasn’t finished a bot match, he has a newborn).

That which seems totally normal to us is fucking black magic to others. Disjointing is a space term used by crazy people.


at least he's genuinely curious about the game, and didn't give up after he hit the dota wall that asks you to know everything about the game the first time you play it. I like your friend.

Hes a good guy and likes complex stuff. He also watches streams when he can and become fascinated by how crazy stuff is. "Why do they throw their stuff on the ground?" was his most recent question about a stream. Lucky, I explained Meepo to him during the international, so I avoided that discussion.
I have the Honor to be your Obedient Servant, P.6
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dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
August 01 2014 18:48 GMT
#121068
On August 02 2014 03:44 Sn0_Man wrote:
Erm drav,

Thats not how that joke works

nono i got it don't worry
<3
misirlou
Profile Joined June 2010
Portugal3308 Posts
August 01 2014 18:50 GMT
#121069
On August 02 2014 03:32 teddyoojo wrote:
fogged+qojqva+fata+ no idea who else vs sing stack
entertainingg

What happened with the dagon and Eblade? Was aui camping base to snipe it?
tehh4ck3r
Profile Joined August 2013
Magrathea7084 Posts
August 01 2014 18:51 GMT
#121070
yeah he was camping base to snipe the items
AdministratorIn those days, spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
August 01 2014 18:51 GMT
#121071
most hilarious shit ever
aui bought dagger and sneaked in their base when xcalibur dropped eblade+dagon5 to bottle up in fountain he stole it and they lost the game cuz of it
so genius i swear
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
Plansix
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States60190 Posts
August 01 2014 18:52 GMT
#121072
On August 02 2014 03:47 Torte de Lini wrote:
how do you know someone has a fiancee? Don't worry, they'll consistently refer to them in every subject of a conversation.

I think I've read 10 people post about their fiancee within a span of two days.


If you don’t referee to them as your fiancée and call them “girlfriend/boyfriend”, stupid gossipy people will assume the wedding is off. This has happened twice to me and my girl. One day she didn’t wear her ring because she was going to band practice after work and the her drums do not get along with rings.(no drums get along with rings). Two days later someone at her job asked her if the wedding was off(she was wearing the ring that day).

People are fucking stupid, so you just call them your fiancée to in an effort to avoid stupidly. So, "because of stupid people" is the answer.
I have the Honor to be your Obedient Servant, P.6
TL+ Member
Qbek
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Poland12923 Posts
August 01 2014 18:53 GMT
#121073
On August 02 2014 03:44 Sn0_Man wrote:
Erm drav,

Thats not how that joke works

Nice job missing a dick joke. Does that happen a lot to you?

+ Show Spoiler +
TINY
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Sn0_Man
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Tebellong44238 Posts
August 01 2014 18:58 GMT
#121074
There's no way that makes sense
LiquidDota StaffSCIENTISTS BAFFLED | 3275929302
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
August 01 2014 19:00 GMT
#121075
On August 02 2014 03:58 Sn0_Man wrote:
There's no way that makes sense

Not making sense is the standard here.

Especially when we are talking about dota.
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Qbek
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Poland12923 Posts
August 01 2014 19:02 GMT
#121076
Get your shit together people, you don't want me to start writing blogs again do you
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Plansix
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States60190 Posts
August 01 2014 19:05 GMT
#121077
Will the blogs be funny? I only want funny blogs, not whiney ones about how they don't like dota and everyone sucks.

Fuck, I guess that thing got closed. Oh well.
I have the Honor to be your Obedient Servant, P.6
TL+ Member
Qbek
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Poland12923 Posts
August 01 2014 19:09 GMT
#121078
I have this problem where 99% of my rants happen internally as I am falling asleep, I think they are funny but how can I know for sure, I mean I am half asleep all the time
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PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-08-01 19:14:10
August 01 2014 19:13 GMT
#121079
only one way to find out. write down your rants, go to an open mic night comedy club, and post the results. il let you know if ur funny
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Zvenn3n
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Sweden1196 Posts
August 01 2014 19:27 GMT
#121080
Barely played any dota last couple of weeks due to work. Trying to get back into playing again...

TIME TO LOSE MMR BOYS! LET'S GO!
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