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http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/05/21/lynch.wa.bus.attack.kcpq
So a man went on a bus, paid his fare and, upon seeing a blind woman sitting near the front, shouted, "THE SICK MUST DIE" and punches her in the head. Six people in the bus rushed to detain him and were awarded by the city for meritorious service to the community or something like that.
This is a video, so there's no article to c/p.
I thought that was horrible...but then the treatment of the six "heroes" totally made me laugh. What they did surely was credible, but god...the police spokeswoman was just dumb, and you could see that the eight or so cops that had to show up to the awards ceremony (it looked like they were the ONLY people who showed up, btw) all had, "wtf did I do to deserve having to sit through this??" faces on them.
I can't believe how much they're blowing this dumb story out of proportion.
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On May 23 2009 14:28 jodogohoo wrote: FALCOOOON PUNNCHHYUUUU LOOOOOOL
... does that make me a bad person?
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If there is one thing I have learned in the world. Its that Buses are fucking crazy. No matter what, you will have at least 1 story to tell when you get off.
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On May 23 2009 14:33 CharlieMurphy wrote: If there is one thing I have learned in the world. Its that Buses are fucking crazy. No matter what, you will have at least 1 story to tell when you get off. you sir, have never slept on a bus before
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On May 23 2009 14:33 CharlieMurphy wrote: If there is one thing I have learned in the world. Its that Buses are fucking crazy. No matter what, you will have at least 1 story to tell when you get off.
assuming you dont get your head cut off and your brains eaten
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
man punches blind woman on bus
internet cares minimally.
thread fizzles out at page 2.5/3
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On May 23 2009 14:42 PanoRaMa wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 14:33 CharlieMurphy wrote: If there is one thing I have learned in the world. Its that Buses are fucking crazy. No matter what, you will have at least 1 story to tell when you get off. assuming you dont get your head cut off and your brains eaten
Greyhound :S
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On May 23 2009 14:43 {88}iNcontroL wrote: man punches blind woman on bus
internet cares minimally.
thread fizzles out at page 2.5/3 not going to get there at this rate
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On May 23 2009 14:43 jjun212 wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 14:42 PanoRaMa wrote:On May 23 2009 14:33 CharlieMurphy wrote: If there is one thing I have learned in the world. Its that Buses are fucking crazy. No matter what, you will have at least 1 story to tell when you get off. assuming you dont get your head cut off and your brains eaten Greyhound :S Please don't bring back disturbing memories.
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Just watched it. I thought it looked really awkward when the guy was holding the attacker, especially since he wasn't doing anything at that point. Guess the falcon punch only got him a 1 stock lead before he was chain-grabbed to death.
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Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
I'm pretty sure people shouldn't have awards for just helping people..
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How does this make the news A YEAR LATER? Anyways if you thought that was bad... youtube "remove your hat" (if you listen to OnA you'll know what I'm talking about).
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Earth - The Insane Asylum for the Milky Way
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The man was a republican.
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Oh come on, who among us hasn't wanted to punch a blind woman on a bus before?
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Why is CNN uploading this to their site a year after the incident?
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is awesome32274 Posts
I'm sure she didn't see that coming
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On May 23 2009 14:55 SonuvBob wrote: Oh come on, who among us hasn't wanted to punch a blind woman on a bus before? I can't deny it anymore! TL now knows my sadistic ways D:
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On May 23 2009 15:05 IntoTheWow wrote: I'm sure she didn't see that coming I think it's fair to say she couldn't believe her eyes.
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is awesome32274 Posts
I think she would agree on the eye for an eye law now.
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It was just blind luck that she didn't get injured
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United States11637 Posts
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On May 23 2009 14:43 {88}iNcontroL wrote: man punches blind woman on bus
internet cares minimally. People post numerous unfunny puns.
thread fizzles out at page 2.5/3
fixed
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On May 23 2009 14:33 CharlieMurphy wrote: If there is one thing I have learned in the world. Its that Buses are fucking crazy. No matter what, you will have at least 1 story to tell when you get off.
This is sadly true.. I ride a free public bus to work every day...
D:
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You could say her blindness has an impact on her life. + Show Spoiler +She didn't know what hit her.
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United States11637 Posts
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clearly the guy was tripping balls look at his face when he is getting restrained
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On May 23 2009 15:05 IntoTheWow wrote: I'm sure she didn't see that coming
lol lamejokepost is lame
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I guess she didn't see eye to eye with that guy.
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is awesome32274 Posts
On May 23 2009 15:15 IntoTheWow wrote: I think she would agree on the eye for an eye law now.
On May 23 2009 15:41 FragKrag wrote: I guess she didn't see eye to eye with that guy.
TOO LATE.
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oh god this thread is gold
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clearly you misunderstood.
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United States11637 Posts
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On May 23 2009 15:39 zizou21 wrote: clearly the guy was tripping balls look at his face when he is getting restrained
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On May 23 2009 15:43 IntoTheWow wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 15:15 IntoTheWow wrote: I think she would agree on the eye for an eye law now. Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 15:41 FragKrag wrote: I guess she didn't see eye to eye with that guy. TOO LATE. Meh. Yours was first, but it sounds weird when you say it. Could have been worded better
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On May 23 2009 15:50 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 15:43 IntoTheWow wrote:On May 23 2009 15:15 IntoTheWow wrote: I think she would agree on the eye for an eye law now. On May 23 2009 15:41 FragKrag wrote: I guess she didn't see eye to eye with that guy. TOO LATE. Meh. Yours was first, but it sounds weird when you say it. Could have been worded better  They're entirely different meanings.
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dude just the other day i thought i saw pacquiao on the bus
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'A full force punch to the head.... that snapped her sun glasses'.
Obviously I think this is horrid, but that part made me lol a little
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I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son!
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On May 23 2009 15:51 SonuvBob wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 15:50 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 15:43 IntoTheWow wrote:On May 23 2009 15:15 IntoTheWow wrote: I think she would agree on the eye for an eye law now. On May 23 2009 15:41 FragKrag wrote: I guess she didn't see eye to eye with that guy. TOO LATE. Meh. Yours was first, but it sounds weird when you say it. Could have been worded better  They're entirely different meanings. I know. I thought they just meant it as in a race to use the word "eye" in a pun. + Show Spoiler +
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That made my stomach hurt =(.
I hate people.
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On May 23 2009 15:54 HuskyTheHusky wrote: 'A full force punch to the head.... that snapped her sun glasses'.
Obviously I think this is horrid, but that part made me lol a little OH GOD NOT THE SUN GLASSES!
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eye for an eye is an exchange. eye to eye is an agreement.
quite similar, but ultimately not even worth debating in a thread about blind violence and shitty puns.
OMFG U C WHAT I DID THAR???
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On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! Did he come quietly when the police showed up?
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Damn, she got blindsided.
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On May 23 2009 16:01 SonuvBob wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! Did he come quietly when the police showed up? Did he decide to do this in the spurt of the moment?
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Damn, she never even saw it coming!
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did he tug on his dick until semen came out?
shit not subtle enough..
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On May 23 2009 16:04 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 16:01 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! Did he come quietly when the police showed up? Did he decide to do this in the spurt of the moment? He was just taking a load off. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
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On May 23 2009 16:05 SonuvBob wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 16:04 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:01 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! Did he come quietly when the police showed up? Did he decide to do this in the spurt of the moment? He was just taking a load off. Different strokes for different folks I guess. He must have thought long and hard before doing it.
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On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! hahaha...I miss chappelle..
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On May 23 2009 16:07 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 16:05 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:04 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:01 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! Did he come quietly when the police showed up? Did he decide to do this in the spurt of the moment? He was just taking a load off. Different strokes for different folks I guess. He must have thought long and hard before doing it. I think he was on his way to the bank to make a deposit.
I hear there was a struggle with the passengers, but he held his own.
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konadora
Singapore66161 Posts
On May 23 2009 14:44 Folca wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 14:43 jjun212 wrote:On May 23 2009 14:42 PanoRaMa wrote:On May 23 2009 14:33 CharlieMurphy wrote: If there is one thing I have learned in the world. Its that Buses are fucking crazy. No matter what, you will have at least 1 story to tell when you get off. assuming you dont get your head cut off and your brains eaten Greyhound :S Please don't bring back disturbing memories. what's that?
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United States11637 Posts
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On May 23 2009 16:10 SonuvBob wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 16:07 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:05 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:04 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:01 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! Did he come quietly when the police showed up? Did he decide to do this in the spurt of the moment? He was just taking a load off. Different strokes for different folks I guess. He must have thought long and hard before doing it. I think he was on his way to the bank to make a deposit. I hear there was a struggle with the passengers, but he held his own. Eventually they had to give in, he was simply being too rough for their liking.
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On May 23 2009 16:10 SonuvBob wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 16:07 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:05 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:04 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:01 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! Did he come quietly when the police showed up? Did he decide to do this in the spurt of the moment? He was just taking a load off. Different strokes for different folks I guess. He must have thought long and hard before doing it. I think he was on his way to the bank to make a deposit. I hear there was a struggle with the passengers, but he held his own.
I'd imagine. He wasn't just pulling their legs, you know?
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On May 23 2009 16:12 konadora wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 14:44 Folca wrote:On May 23 2009 14:43 jjun212 wrote:On May 23 2009 14:42 PanoRaMa wrote:On May 23 2009 14:33 CharlieMurphy wrote: If there is one thing I have learned in the world. Its that Buses are fucking crazy. No matter what, you will have at least 1 story to tell when you get off. assuming you dont get your head cut off and your brains eaten Greyhound :S Please don't bring back disturbing memories. what's that? + Show Spoiler +
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On May 23 2009 16:15 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 16:10 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:07 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:05 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:04 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:01 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! Did he come quietly when the police showed up? Did he decide to do this in the spurt of the moment? He was just taking a load off. Different strokes for different folks I guess. He must have thought long and hard before doing it. I think he was on his way to the bank to make a deposit. I hear there was a struggle with the passengers, but he held his own. Eventually they had to give in, he was simply being too rough for their liking. I think you're running out of juice.
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On May 23 2009 16:23 SonuvBob wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 16:15 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:10 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:07 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:05 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:04 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:01 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! Did he come quietly when the police showed up? Did he decide to do this in the spurt of the moment? He was just taking a load off. Different strokes for different folks I guess. He must have thought long and hard before doing it. I think he was on his way to the bank to make a deposit. I hear there was a struggle with the passengers, but he held his own. Eventually they had to give in, he was simply being too rough for their liking. I think you're running out of juice. gg  + Show Spoiler +
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i just want to say, i am proud of this thread, im happy to have contributed. GODSPEED
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On May 23 2009 16:25 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 16:23 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:15 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:10 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:07 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:05 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:04 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:01 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! Did he come quietly when the police showed up? Did he decide to do this in the spurt of the moment? He was just taking a load off. Different strokes for different folks I guess. He must have thought long and hard before doing it. I think he was on his way to the bank to make a deposit. I hear there was a struggle with the passengers, but he held his own. Eventually they had to give in, he was simply being too rough for their liking. I think you're running out of juice. gg 
HAHAA this is hilarious. This thread has now reached epic proportions, it is in my humble opinion that it be introduced into the eternal art category.
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On May 23 2009 17:15 Etherone wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 16:25 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:23 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:15 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:10 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:07 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:05 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:04 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:01 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! Did he come quietly when the police showed up? Did he decide to do this in the spurt of the moment? He was just taking a load off. Different strokes for different folks I guess. He must have thought long and hard before doing it. I think he was on his way to the bank to make a deposit. I hear there was a struggle with the passengers, but he held his own. Eventually they had to give in, he was simply being too rough for their liking. I think you're running out of juice. gg  HAHAA this is hilarious. This thread has now reached epic proportions, it is in my humble opinion that it be introduced into the eternal art category. I'm sure you could find some thread like that buried deep in the TL abyss =]
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What the hell happened to this thread...lawl.
It's taken a life of its own.
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Why the fuck are you people laughing at this. Makes TL seem like a truly retarded place :/
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On May 23 2009 19:10 Foucault wrote: Why the fuck are you people laughing at this. Makes TL seem like a truly retarded place :/
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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Netherlands19135 Posts
On May 23 2009 15:05 IntoTheWow wrote: I'm sure she didn't see that coming Hahahaha beat me to it you argentinian swine!! <3
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THE BAD PUNS MUST DIE!!11
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god = the voices in his head "told me the sick must die" = him being frustrated with the handicapped woman being accommodated
not too many people looked like they were african american on the bus.. and from the footage i think he was gonna be the first to have to stand or close to it? take that scenario and throw in some schizophrenia + a video camera. shablam
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The only disturbing fact to me is that I had to sit trough a commercial before the vid. So I didn't.
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lol at puns. hahahahahhaaahahhah
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what was this thread about
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On May 23 2009 15:05 IntoTheWow wrote: I'm sure she didn't see that coming LOL
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I laughed so hard reading that first paragraph, "THE SICK MUST DIE", priceless.
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On May 23 2009 21:52 Itachii wrote: what was this thread about
Crazy guy (on PCP) punches out blind women, kinda funny.
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konadora
Singapore66161 Posts
On May 23 2009 16:16 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 16:12 konadora wrote:On May 23 2009 14:44 Folca wrote:On May 23 2009 14:43 jjun212 wrote:On May 23 2009 14:42 PanoRaMa wrote:On May 23 2009 14:33 CharlieMurphy wrote: If there is one thing I have learned in the world. Its that Buses are fucking crazy. No matter what, you will have at least 1 story to tell when you get off. assuming you dont get your head cut off and your brains eaten Greyhound :S Please don't bring back disturbing memories. what's that? + Show Spoiler + lol wut
On May 23 2009 23:18 Rotodyne wrote:Crazy guy (on PCP) punches out blind women, kinda funny.
Oh man.. PCP again?
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Someone get some PCP and a bunch of people and a padded room and youtube.com PLEASE. I WANT TO SEE THE EFFECTS OF THIS.
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this is what happens when you have a bunch of immature kids on a website. geez
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konadora
Singapore66161 Posts
On May 23 2009 23:35 Foucault wrote: this is what happens when you have PCP fixed
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On May 23 2009 23:37 konadora wrote:fixed
trying to be funny or something?
I wonder how many jokes there'd been if it would've been a woman punching a blind man. Then everybody would be like "wtf damn stupid woman"
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On May 23 2009 23:40 Foucault wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 23:37 konadora wrote:On May 23 2009 23:35 Foucault wrote: this is what happens when you have PCP fixed trying to be funny or something? I wonder how many jokes there'd been if it would've been a woman punching a blind man. Then everybody would be like "wtf damn stupid woman"
Yea because it would be a bitch slap, the blind guy would have gotten up and beaten the shit out of her. But that would be a lot funnier than the current story, and you are right we would definitely say "wtf damn stupid woman".
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United States42674 Posts
On May 23 2009 23:40 Foucault wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 23:37 konadora wrote:On May 23 2009 23:35 Foucault wrote: this is what happens when you have PCP fixed trying to be funny or something? I wonder how many jokes there'd been if it would've been a woman punching a blind man. Then everybody would be like "wtf damn stupid woman" Eye can't believe she did that.
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atleast he didnt jizz in her hair while she was asleep
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Hey, was that Idra on the bus in the first few seconds? :p
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Netherlands6142 Posts
Don't think she cares that much, out of sight out of mind.
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On May 24 2009 00:33 arb wrote: atleast he didnt jizz in her hair while she was asleep
JIZZ IN MY.........hair
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This was a year ago? Must be a VERY slow news day for CNN to be reporting news from a year ago. :/
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"THE SICK MUST DIE" is already funny enough to make me laugh my ass off.
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
- he looked straight at the camera after he paid his fare, he knew he was being filmed, he actually hit her always with an open hand
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On May 24 2009 01:50 Garnet wrote: "THE SICK MUST DIE" is already funny enough to make me laugh my ass off.
Same here
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i was just about to reply "THE SICK MUST DIE"
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The guy punching the lady should be one receiving the medal, in honor of his good intentions of trying to take the sick out of their misery. ...in Ogre land, that is.
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I was amazed at how sad and violent this was until the guy said
THE SICK MUST DIE
I hope I don't go to hell for lmao
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wtf didn't know tl was that unsensitive , poor woman
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Why there are always black ppl hitting in America?
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On May 24 2009 06:26 ilj.psa wrote:wtf didn't know tl was that unsensitive , poor woman 
i see no reason not to take such things with a grain of salt.
Yes shit happens but we ain't gonna change it, i assume everybody believes this is unaccaptable. We might as well make if a joke.
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On May 23 2009 16:10 SonuvBob wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 16:07 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:05 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:04 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:01 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! Did he come quietly when the police showed up? Did he decide to do this in the spurt of the moment? He was just taking a load off. Different strokes for different folks I guess. He must have thought long and hard before doing it. I think he was on his way to the bank to make a deposit. I hear there was a struggle with the passengers, but he held his own.
He surely deposited something, his fist on her face.
It's a sad thing, but I have to admit the puns in this thread made me lol. :p
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On May 24 2009 07:46 foeffa wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2009 16:10 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:07 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:05 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 16:04 Grobyc wrote:On May 23 2009 16:01 SonuvBob wrote:On May 23 2009 15:56 DrTJEckleburg wrote: I was on a bus that was held hostage, mind you it was a homeless dude jerking off, but the shit was scary son! Did he come quietly when the police showed up? Did he decide to do this in the spurt of the moment? He was just taking a load off. Different strokes for different folks I guess. He must have thought long and hard before doing it. I think he was on his way to the bank to make a deposit. I hear there was a struggle with the passengers, but he held his own. He surely deposited something, his fist on her face. It's a sad thing, but I have to admit the puns in this thread made me lol. :p rofl.. I see what all of you did there.
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He has paranoid schizophrenia, which most often comes into form in a person's 30's. Not long from now, he'll be in court and his defense will be that God told him to do it. Like, literally a man with a beard visited him while he was on the toilet, telling him that he had been granted the gift of godvision. Godvision gives him the ability to see evil in others, where others may not.
Of course, he could be completely sane, but I have quite a bit of experience with paranoid schizophrenics and his statement sounds just like something they'd say.
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