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Have You Ever Had a Prostitute?

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Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-25 21:30:10
November 25 2007 21:24 GMT
#1
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Poll: Have you ever had a prostitute?
(Vote): Yes.
(Vote): No.
(Vote): No, but I would try it.

The reason I'm asking is because I happen to work in a particular place (ahem, naval-going men) where it is absolutely normal to get a prostitute in just about every port we ever visit. Almost every guy I know - married or not - has been to a whorehouse and paid for sex in some foreign country that we've been in. Some guys I know don't even know what it's like to be in a foreign country because all they've ever seen is the inside of a whorehouse. It's really crazy to me.

(And yes, I had my first - and last - hooker, in Argentina, quite some time ago. It was one of the shittiest ports I have ever been to and I only did it because I'm of the opinion that a man should try everything once. It absolutely boggled my mind how cheap it was there too. Because I spoke Spanish I spent a lot of my time there bartering with hookers and dudes about the prices and it was just fucking crazy to me that these girls were selling their bodies for the equivalent of like two medium Domino's pizzas in the States. I know! I did the math! And I just had two pizzas delivered the other day!).
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8927 Posts
November 25 2007 21:24 GMT
#2
yo mama
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
November 25 2007 21:29 GMT
#3
Haha Pizza whores. Anyway ask Cpt Obvious about this he can give you some insightful views on this.
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
November 25 2007 21:35 GMT
#4
Never went to a whore. I dont mind guys going to whores if they have no girlfriends. Maybe I will go someday too you never know. If hes going while he has a girlfriend I will consider him scum though.
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-25 21:40:55
November 25 2007 21:36 GMT
#5
a post not worth being a double post, or a single post~
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-25 21:40:39
November 25 2007 21:39 GMT
#6
double post;;
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
arcanejazz
Profile Joined November 2007
United States14 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-25 21:43:07
November 25 2007 21:40 GMT
#7
On the Domino's website, I found a medium pizza to cost $10. Sadly, I can say Ive known girls to offer it up for less than the price of 2 pizzas.

Then again, Id do a lot for 2 free pizzas. Great, now Im hungry -.-
"...[My favorite winter hobby] is running around outside, screaming at atheists who're making snow angels. That's for believers only; you gotta pay to play, motherfucker!" ~Stephen Colbert
CruiseR
Profile Joined November 2004
Poland4014 Posts
November 25 2007 22:00 GMT
#8
like my friend said "You must be completely retarded if you pay for something you can have for free"
HonkHonkBeep
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
China353 Posts
November 25 2007 22:04 GMT
#9
On November 26 2007 07:00 CruiseR wrote:
like my friend said "You must be completely retarded if you pay for something you can have for free"


How many girls have you had sex with for whom you never bought anything, never went on a date, never even got a drink at a bar/club? Truly truly free?
God is cruel; sometimes he makes us live.
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
November 25 2007 22:10 GMT
#10
On November 26 2007 07:00 CruiseR wrote:
like my friend said "You must be completely retarded if you pay for something you can have for free"


Well, hookers suck up your money right as all the other girls do, but they don't pretend it's natural.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5546 Posts
November 25 2007 22:14 GMT
#11
Put an age limit on this please. There are alot of 15 year olds aroud here, gonna skew the vote.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
November 25 2007 22:17 GMT
#12
I only had a blowjob... once.

I admit that there are moments in which i'd pay for one, but those moments come in the shitties times... when i can't.
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
November 25 2007 22:18 GMT
#13
On November 26 2007 06:40 arcanejazz wrote:
On the Domino's website, I found a medium pizza to cost $10. Sadly, I can say Ive known girls to offer it up for less than the price of 2 pizzas.

Then again, Id do a lot for 2 free pizzas. Great, now Im hungry -.-


you'd do a lot for 2 free pizzas?

O RLY???????????????????????????

hmmmmm.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11602 Posts
November 25 2007 22:19 GMT
#14
-_-'
no.
'-_-
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
November 25 2007 22:20 GMT
#15
On November 26 2007 07:00 CruiseR wrote:
like my friend said "You must be completely retarded if you pay for something you can have for free"



Nothing's for free.
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
November 25 2007 22:23 GMT
#16
Never had a hooker, nor a domino's pizza. I'd like to try the pizza tho.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
Gatsu
Profile Joined May 2005
Belgium124 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-25 22:28:43
November 25 2007 22:25 GMT
#17
Nothing against EXCEPT that most of the time women do not pick this job voluntarily.
Usually, getting a prostitute is fulling the demand of abused girls (by drug, by force, ...)

If there were not so much "slavery" in prostitution, I would not mind using a prostitute at all. (win-win)
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
November 25 2007 22:25 GMT
#18
On November 26 2007 07:23 Eatme wrote:
Never had a hooker, nor a domino's pizza. I'd like to try the pizza tho.

You'd be better off trying the hooker.
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
November 25 2007 22:30 GMT
#19
im deathly afraid of the STDs and im not really overjoyed about sticking my penis into a vag that i know im sharing with like a hundred other men who have also pumped their nasty dicks in.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
November 25 2007 22:31 GMT
#20
I can only imagine getting a prostitute if I was a sociopathic middle-aged virgin and resolved to the fact that I'd never get a women, and therefore would be doing it for the novel experience.

I really can't imagine it under any other circumstances, and I'm really surprised to hear even a few of you have tried it or are thinking about it. Imagine how many dicks she's had. Would you kiss her? God, tell me you won't eat her pussy! And her vag-saliva is gonna get all over your junk; condoms don't stop you from getting herpes and warts on your balls. How could an educated person buy a prostitute except in the imaginary situation where a consenting woman will never present herself?

Practice wanking off, get better at it. It's an art form.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
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