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tehredbandit
Profile Joined June 2004
United States77 Posts
June 01 2007 22:25 GMT
#1
+ Show Spoiler +
jesus dies


BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 01 2007 22:27 GMT
#2
NOOOOOOOOO!!!

+ Show Spoiler +
This made me chuckle.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 22:27 GMT
#3
harry potter runs satan over with a minivan, turns out the virgin mary was really keyser söze all along
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 22:28 GMT
#4
jesus is resurrected but with six legs, two male reproductive organs, one female reproductive organ and no rectum
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
June 01 2007 22:28 GMT
#5
harry potter ain't that old you fucking
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 01 2007 22:30 GMT
#6
On June 02 2007 07:28 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
harry potter ain't that old you fucking


What!?!? LOL!?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 22:31 GMT
#7
harry potter is in fact the oldest and gayest being on the planet
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
tehredbandit
Profile Joined June 2004
United States77 Posts
June 01 2007 22:32 GMT
#8
cow you are taking this way off topic. this is about the bible man! JESUS CHRIST (LOL)
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 22:34 GMT
#9
the bible is all about harry potter you just gotta read between the lines

harry potter crucified a muggle for our sins
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
June 01 2007 22:34 GMT
#10
LOLOLOLOLOLOL, INTERNET
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
tehredbandit
Profile Joined June 2004
United States77 Posts
June 01 2007 22:35 GMT
#11
you upset me.
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
June 01 2007 22:37 GMT
#12
I can't believe this made me laugh! O_O
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 22:44 GMT
#13
jesus turns into a big fish and swims down the river while all of his friends are smiling and waving :')
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13113 Posts
June 01 2007 22:45 GMT
#14
On June 02 2007 07:28 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
harry potter ain't that old you fucking


When did JK Rowling join TL.net?
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
Myrmidon
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States9452 Posts
June 01 2007 22:50 GMT
#15
I thought this was going to be some funny take on Revelations.
-WGT-Stars-
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States888 Posts
June 01 2007 23:00 GMT
#16
;X lol wtf
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
June 01 2007 23:05 GMT
#17
dam you, I WASN'T FINISHED READING.


good book too, lots of smiting and destruction;o
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
June 01 2007 23:06 GMT
#18
only at TL.net...
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 23:07 GMT
#19
meh the god character was too one dimensional and everyone can see the judas plot twist coming from a mile away

i mean cmon his name is judas durrrrrrrrrr
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
June 01 2007 23:08 GMT
#20
also it was oblivious about quite a few historical facts that have been discovered ages ago.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Sn0wy
Profile Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5 Posts
June 01 2007 23:08 GMT
#21
Bible doesn't actually end with Jesus' death.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 23:09 GMT
#22
the bible ends with a goatse pic
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
June 01 2007 23:11 GMT
#23
On June 02 2007 08:08 Sn0wy wrote:
Bible doesn't actually end with Jesus' death.


"ladida I went to school buhu"
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
June 01 2007 23:13 GMT
#24
Jews had nothing to do with it I swear
FatRine
Profile Joined May 2007
406 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-01 23:20:29
June 01 2007 23:18 GMT
#25
i read the bible

it was crap

but for a fictional work of that time period i guess it was pretty decent, more death and suffering would have spiced it up a bit
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
June 01 2007 23:19 GMT
#26
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how many Robjes does she get eh? eh??
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-01 23:20:37
June 01 2007 23:20 GMT
#27
just 2, I would hit her when drunk

and really subtle way of saying you think believers are retarded Fatrine. chapeau
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
June 01 2007 23:22 GMT
#28
All posts beyond this line will most likely either redicule this post or be a discussion of christians against non-christians.
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{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
June 01 2007 23:25 GMT
#29
we all know god exist anyway and its stupid to deny.

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HaiVan
Profile Joined April 2005
Bulgaria1698 Posts
June 01 2007 23:26 GMT
#30
I like cheese. Fuck you. Yeah.
Listen to The Special One
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 23:26 GMT
#31
though this computer may seem unoccupied, i am in fact a sentient desk chair that posts through subtle psychokinesis
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
McBeef
Profile Joined May 2007
Australia64 Posts
June 01 2007 23:27 GMT
#32
Jesus LIVES
pango forever
XelNaga
Profile Joined March 2007
162 Posts
June 01 2007 23:48 GMT
#33
Actually, you all pretty much die.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
June 01 2007 23:48 GMT
#34
Jesus would not like you saying that.
HumbleZealot
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada508 Posts
June 01 2007 23:59 GMT
#35
I don't like fictional horror books, god I'm glad I didn't have to read all the way through.
CoralReefer
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada2069 Posts
June 02 2007 00:04 GMT
#36
i bet harry potter can do a lot more magic than jesus could
And this hot potato has vanished into thin air.
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
June 02 2007 00:07 GMT
#37
On June 02 2007 08:19 OverTheUnder wrote:
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how many Robjes does she get eh? eh??


lol wtf who's that guy in pink she's stomping on
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
June 02 2007 00:10 GMT
#38
On June 02 2007 08:27 McBeef wrote:
Jesus LIVES on the corner of ninth and fifth!




Don't you have any sensitivity at all to the holy high hand? Jesus doesn't want anyone to know he's smurfing as your average bum. Let him own the unrighteous in peace without risk of the sinners knowing what's coming, man. Don't try to reveal his aka, ffs, he needs all the help he can get.
Think. :)
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
June 02 2007 00:10 GMT
#39
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Its this guy obviously
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