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Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
December 06 2006 23:27 GMT
#1
Wow, a friend just showed me this web forum for strippers. I think this might actually be the greatest thing in the history of the internet.

http://www.stripperweb.com/
possibly NSFW.

These girls are absolutely nuts. Here's a few golden threads:

No carbs - no poop!
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=77982
I never poop!! I'm lucky if I go once a week!! Does not eating carbs do this? Or dehydration? How often do ya'll go and what do you eat?


control
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=78268
Do you all think it is wrong/hypocritical for a girl's boyfriend to say he wants to have a threesome with another girl because HE wants (but NOT if she wants another guy), to watch female only porn and get mad if his girlfriend watches guy/girl porn?


how many cocks have you had?
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=76186
This one's too ridiculous to quote.

can't get him to cum?
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=78157



This website is absolutely full of hilarious threads. Seriously ytmnds need to be made from some of these. Everything from anorexia to cutting yourself is mentioned on here. Hours of fun.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
collegeBored
Profile Joined November 2002
United States1524 Posts
December 06 2006 23:31 GMT
#2
yay. im an hour early for my last final (yay) so im sitting in the unix lab bored out of my mind (along with ~25 other ppl - wtf are they doing here). this will kepe me somewat entertained
The stupid neither forgive nor forget, the naive forgive and forget, the wise forgive but never forget.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada3819 Posts
December 06 2006 23:32 GMT
#3
Hahaha.

TL.net all sign up and make even more ridiculous posts. "Do you piss in the shower? Do you shit in the shower?" "Ever been double anally penetrated?"

Gold.
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
December 06 2006 23:36 GMT
#4
is this gonna be like tl.net invading that latino gangs website o.O;;
http://www.teamliquid.net/store http://www.teamliquid.net/gallery/
iNsaNe-
Profile Joined January 2005
Finland5201 Posts
December 06 2006 23:36 GMT
#5
It's only a matter of time...

Before you all become prostitutes..

And then... i will be waiting.


Haha rofl
It takes a fool to remain sane.
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
December 06 2006 23:37 GMT
#6
was this featured on SA or something before? because it should be hahahaha
UMS map pack http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50442
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
December 06 2006 23:39 GMT
#7
On December 07 2006 08:32 Smurg wrote:
Hahaha.

TL.net all sign up and make even more ridiculous posts. "Do you piss in the shower? Do you shit in the shower?" "Ever been double anally penetrated?"

Gold.


don't forget the thread about the GF and her DOG :D
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
December 06 2006 23:41 GMT
#8
We should have a contest to see who can make the best thread without giving it away as a joke.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada3819 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-06 23:43:44
December 06 2006 23:43 GMT
#9
"LOL I've been wondering, there are little crawly things in my pussy! They itch sooooo much! What's wrong with me LOL? I've had 45 cocks, but most of them were normal coloured...! I dun think it's cause of that ROFL!"

On December 07 2006 08:41 BroOd wrote:
We should have a contest to see who can make the best thread without giving it away as a joke.


Seconded.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-06 23:43:45
December 06 2006 23:43 GMT
#10
If we do that, the first person to link back to TL.net on that website to show where we are coming from gets banned ;D
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada3819 Posts
December 06 2006 23:44 GMT
#11
On December 07 2006 08:43 Klogon wrote:
If we do that, the first person to link back to TL.net on that website to show where we are coming from gets banned ;D

No, we might get flooded by hot girls...that'd be a totally new concept for TL.net.
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
December 06 2006 23:45 GMT
#12
hot girls with fuckin larvas in their hatcheries? :S
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
December 06 2006 23:45 GMT
#13
Why do I get Zia-flashbacks
Moderator
Chobo_Abe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States168 Posts
December 06 2006 23:51 GMT
#14
Where have I heard that name from? "Zia". I remember some1 mentioned that name to me. Sorry if i'm not posting right thing.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada3819 Posts
December 06 2006 23:52 GMT
#15
On December 07 2006 08:45 fanta[Rn] wrote:
hot girls with fuckin larvas in their hatcheries? :S

That was my joke! I didn't copy + paste it from the site. But maybe some of them do.

But some of them have fucked 65 guys...Moltke would have a field-day in telling them the social implications for such behavior.
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
December 07 2006 00:04 GMT
#16
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=902956#post902956

Rofl.... My friend's already working on it.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
December 07 2006 00:05 GMT
#17
ahaha nice start
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
ToT)Testie(
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada723 Posts
December 07 2006 00:05 GMT
#18
AIDS FACTORY
ROFL
art
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
December 07 2006 00:07 GMT
#19
lol fucked 65 guys... Moltke go go go school those bitches
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-07 00:08:44
December 07 2006 00:08 GMT
#20
lmfao@Aidsfactory

omg this thread is going to deliver.
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