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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36379 Posts
August 29 2006 00:08 GMT
#41
chibi would definitely suck himself off ~12 years ago
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
August 29 2006 00:09 GMT
#42
hahahaha
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
Piccolo
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Chile621 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-29 00:14:37
August 29 2006 00:14 GMT
#43
you have to be a real man to admit that you vote YES.
You said wc3 was simpler than SC, wc3 is 3d, SC is 2d, therefore you can counter yourself.... OVazioFrio
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
August 29 2006 00:15 GMT
#44
Or a fag. Who knows
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neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
August 29 2006 00:17 GMT
#45
rofl, with a clone? hahahahahaha don't think so

couldn't eat that shit either x_x;

(notice how I never denied voting yes)
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
August 29 2006 00:24 GMT
#46
I'd probably try it out, not sure though. You'd never be able to come by a self-blowjob only which kinda ruins the whole idea and just makes it uglier. I mean why get down there with your mouth if it ain't going to make you come anyways? What I mean is, what retard would want to come in his own mouth, so basically you'd have to jack it off the last seconds which kinda ruins the whole idea.

Uh after writing that I just realized, no I wouldn't try it.
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
August 29 2006 00:30 GMT
#47
No I would not. I dont really see the point, or well I do see it and I dont like it...
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36379 Posts
August 29 2006 00:31 GMT
#48
what point? it'd most likely be the BEST blowjob you've ever had
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
ahk-gosu
Profile Joined July 2004
Korea (South)2099 Posts
August 29 2006 00:53 GMT
#49
you guys havent gotten laid in a whiles yes?
Micro.Macro.Scouting.Harassment.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
August 29 2006 01:00 GMT
#50
ok so what about your exact clone giving YOU head
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
nArAnjO
Profile Joined October 2002
Peru2571 Posts
August 29 2006 01:02 GMT
#51
got nothing to do with getting laid, i have cuple days ago but hrmm this is a weird question really, but i think i wouldn't do it, actually hell no. =], i mean i like my girl to lick all my body but i wouldn't wanna do it myself, i wanna do hers wtf .

I dont think she would lick her own pussy if she could either.
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
August 29 2006 01:05 GMT
#52
Girl licking her own pussy sounds more normal than a guy sucking his own dick for some reason :S

Anyone agree?
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
August 29 2006 01:07 GMT
#53
WTF, cats do it like 20 times a day, you don't call them gay.

It's one damn stupid poll tho.

-Mynock
Piccolo
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Chile621 Posts
August 29 2006 01:10 GMT
#54
On August 29 2006 10:07 Mynock wrote:
WTF, cats do it like 20 times a day, you don't call them gay.

It's one damn stupid poll tho.

-Mynock


cats are IMBA
You said wc3 was simpler than SC, wc3 is 3d, SC is 2d, therefore you can counter yourself.... OVazioFrio
SliMeY
Profile Joined June 2003
Belgium12 Posts
August 29 2006 01:25 GMT
#55
Oh because cats do it, it's okay.
Why dont you go lick your ass instead of wiping it, then?
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
August 29 2006 01:37 GMT
#56
On August 29 2006 10:25 SliMeY wrote:
Oh because cats do it, it's okay.
Why dont you go lick your ass instead of wiping it, then?


You're pretty fucking stupid, that's why.

What I said was that it wouldn't make you gay, not that it's "OK", idiot. With 8 posts I'd be more careful in your place.

-Mynock
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
August 29 2006 01:39 GMT
#57
On August 29 2006 09:31 Hot_Bid wrote:
what point? it'd most likely be the BEST blowjob you've ever had


I disagree with this statement from pure personal experience. You know exactly what you want, and you can do it yourself, for as long as you want, but you will always be more sensitive to another persons touch. Just feels better to have another doing it.

Or, at least, that's how it is with me. : x

I can and occasionally do. Those blowing it out of proportion with the "you're gay" comments are closed-minded. You're only making a big deal of it because it seems gay to do, but you touch your penis with your hands. What's the difference? Serious answer, please. Not "just because it is" or "because I have a penis in my mouth". You've got a penis in your hand, too.
Think. :)
True_Spike
Profile Joined July 2004
Poland3426 Posts
August 29 2006 01:45 GMT
#58
Umm.... no.
SliMeY
Profile Joined June 2003
Belgium12 Posts
August 29 2006 02:07 GMT
#59
On August 29 2006 10:37 Mynock wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2006 10:25 SliMeY wrote:
Oh because cats do it, it's okay.
Why dont you go lick your ass instead of wiping it, then?


You're pretty fucking stupid, that's why.

What I said was that it wouldn't make you gay, not that it's "OK", idiot. With 8 posts I'd be more careful in your place.

-Mynock


Even though this isnt worth arguing over,
I just dont think that you can call animals gay.
new_construct
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1041 Posts
August 29 2006 02:15 GMT
#60
depends, i never got a blowjob before. So i don't know how it feels.
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