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3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-27 12:59:16
June 27 2013 12:54 GMT
#21
On June 27 2013 13:17 Fapman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 27 2013 11:55 3FFA wrote:
*Low Self-Esteem Guy

Nina: you know
Nina: gg we lose
Nina: - --d
Nina: -_-a

This player lacks any sort of confidence in gaming ability. He will introduce himself as a newbie and profess his suckitude for StarCraft. Not only does it lower the confidence of potential allies, it increases his likelihood of becoming backstabbed, thus speeding him ever further down the spiral. Seek professional help immediately. However, some of these guys are actually Smurfs hoping to disarm potential opponents.

rofl...

these are too true.

edit:
*The Self-Proclaimed Gosu
Telecom: I have been in [TOp] Neo.G_ [aLive] [Gamei] [GsP] EveR) and finally [Name].
Not many people on Battle.net have heard of the great professional Starcraft players such as Boxer, Nada, and Yellow. However some of the people that have believe they know more about the game than anyone. By citing pro build orders, techniques, strategies, and "-isms", they rank themselves far above the rest of the "Bnet ilk." They will attempt tricks like the Anyppi or Bamboo Terran, but with little-to-no finesse. These players are stunned and frustrated when they lose a game after they've executed a supposedly "master-level" strategy. He has delusions of grandeur. It is a fact that most USEast mass gamers claim they are old A+ but have no proof.

some of those were actually clans. Name certainly was one.

edit2:
You forgot about the greatest of them all.

The Double Duo
lil-inferno: sup dude
li|-inferno: hey me
|i|-inferno: sup man
lil-inferno: inferno army unite!
MilleniumArmy: what the...
This user is a professional at confusing the other players as he enters on the name user on 2 different CD Keys, abuses the fact that some letters look the same on b.net and makes multiple look-alike accounts, and/or hacks a few 'spoofs'. This is often not done alone, and is used to create confusion and turmoil among players in both the lobby and game. In some UMS games this tactic can actually change a few things.

Those both are both really old school. Lil-Inferno is last samurai of his clan and MilleniumArmy(U) who made Minigame Party. He is from mapmaking team Unknown and is oldest member from like 2001.


I know. That MA was actually a fake at the time, someone pretending to be him to get help with a map he was working on. It was kinda lame. However, both fake and real MA have since disappeared and lil-inferno was last seen programming games and putting them on the app store.

edit: @ last couple comments(above me)
I know I've seen a couple of these actually said (repeatedly) on b.net. Other than a couple users being re-used a bit much, they look like at least a couple are true.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Fapman
Profile Joined June 2013
United States18 Posts
June 27 2013 13:40 GMT
#22
All quotations featured on this page were taken in real Starcraft games on Battle.net. They are not faked, edited, or staged in any way. All accounts and descriptions of B.net personalities are real, captured and compiled by reliable sources to the author. Any resemblance to real B.net participants is NOT coincidental. Battle.net user IDs have NOT been changed to protect the stupid.
i am plus
Profile Joined October 2011
United States190 Posts
June 27 2013 13:47 GMT
#23
lolololololol ah memorys
Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10420 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-27 16:10:37
June 27 2013 16:01 GMT
#24
Hey Alpha why you gotta talk shit about the people you play with on the regular? ^^ It's just poor manner man.

I guess it ain't too bad though, didn't seem to have anything negative to say about me xD

EDIT: Also, you DID edit names, because I never played with proper caps on ILOVEKITTENS/ilovekittens ^^

EDIT 2: Also I don't think this is 10 years old, JeremyLing has only been around a few years at most. Don't think Danny[micro]'s account is that old either. However, good work. Pretty comprehensive!
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
June 27 2013 16:27 GMT
#25
On June 28 2013 01:01 Jealous wrote:
Hey Alpha why you gotta talk shit about the people you play with on the regular? ^^ It's just poor manner man.

I guess it ain't too bad though, didn't seem to have anything negative to say about me xD

EDIT: Also, you DID edit names, because I never played with proper caps on ILOVEKITTENS/ilovekittens ^^

EDIT 2: Also I don't think this is 10 years old, JeremyLing has only been around a few years at most. Don't think Danny[micro]'s account is that old either. However, good work. Pretty comprehensive!

Man you have no idea how many names have been deleted automatically and used by others shortly afterward.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10420 Posts
June 27 2013 18:00 GMT
#26
On June 28 2013 01:27 3FFA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 28 2013 01:01 Jealous wrote:
Hey Alpha why you gotta talk shit about the people you play with on the regular? ^^ It's just poor manner man.

I guess it ain't too bad though, didn't seem to have anything negative to say about me xD

EDIT: Also, you DID edit names, because I never played with proper caps on ILOVEKITTENS/ilovekittens ^^

EDIT 2: Also I don't think this is 10 years old, JeremyLing has only been around a few years at most. Don't think Danny[micro]'s account is that old either. However, good work. Pretty comprehensive!

Man you have no idea how many names have been deleted automatically and used by others shortly afterward.

Don't make assumptions, I do; but I think at least JeremyLing (reference to recent BBall sensation) and Danny[micro] (specific name and clan???) do not apply here -_-;
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
Fapman
Profile Joined June 2013
United States18 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-28 05:04:29
June 27 2013 18:07 GMT
#27
I changed some of the names to generic Jack so not to offend anyone.
Cele
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Germany4016 Posts
June 27 2013 20:18 GMT
#28
haha that was a great read. Upon second thought im afraid im a safe better from time to time ^^
Broodwar for life!
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
June 27 2013 23:02 GMT
#29
* The Village Idiot:

<From: Alpha-np-> I am a boring noob

<From: Alpha-np-> This server has the most amazing hacks
<From: Alpha-np-> I like to backstab people when I am drunk
<From: Alpha-np-> I used to belong to
<From: Alpha-np-> an epic starcraft website
<From: Alpha-np-> icantlose.com
<From: Alpha-np-> the premise of the website was to backstab players in 7v1 comp stomps

<From: Alpha-np-> I tried to play some 1v1 and got raped by solid D rank.....

<From: Alpha-np-> I remember that harem guy telling me in stream chat how appalled he was I faked suicide
<From: Alpha-np-> lololol

<From: Alpha-np-> NINA news SA
<From: Alpha-np-> she is appalled I faked my suicide also
<From: Alpha-np-> Kids these days can't take a joke.....


Disclaimer: All quotations featured on this page were taken in real Starcraft games on Battle.net. They are not faked, edited, or staged in any way. All accounts and descriptions of B.net personalities are real, captured and compiled by reliable sources to the author. Any resemblance to real B.net participants is NOT coincidental. Battle.net user IDs have NOT been changed to protect the stupid.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Fapman
Profile Joined June 2013
United States18 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-28 05:05:19
June 27 2013 23:30 GMT
#30
The Low Self-Esteem Guy always plays forum games like Mafia all day apparently.

*Low Self-Esteem Guy
Jack: you know
Jack: gg we lose
Jack: - --d
Jack: -_-a
This player lacks any sort of confidence in gaming ability. He will introduce himself as a newbie and profess his suckitude for StarCraft. Not only does it lower the confidence of potential allies, it increases his likelihood of becoming backstabbed, thus speeding him ever further down the spiral. Seek professional help immediately. However, some of these guys are actually Smurfs hoping to disarm potential opponents.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
June 27 2013 23:41 GMT
#31
By the timeliness of your response, it my estimation that you live on the forums, and rarely play StarCraft, since, in your own words, you lose to "solid D rank". Of course, I figured you would also respond quickly since you're very emotional and have a basic lack of intelligence overall that compels you to rush to reply to anything negative towards you with minimum tactfulness. So I just watched some StarCraft streams (since you know, I actually like this game) while eating peanuts, and gleefully awaited whatever mediocre response you could muster, and you did not disappoint.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
June 27 2013 23:50 GMT
#32
*The Loiterer
We don’t know when this guy actually plays the game. Instead he likes to hang out in his favorite channel. He becomes a fixture in certain chat rooms and eventually it will seem bare without him. Often mistaken for a chat bot.


aka everyone ever in op teamliquid.


*The Neat Freak
Plays StarCraft like it’s a game of Tetris. His base layout is never cluttered, his units are always in formation, and cries if his mineral patches are lopsided. If he starts commenting on how your base layout and units should be arranged, change his personality profile to The Obsessive Compulsive. Also see The Perfectionist.

Nah Sayle you don't have OCD, absolutely not, you actually don't spend 5 min per game commentating on base layouts... :p
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
SarahBW
Profile Joined July 2011
67 Posts
June 28 2013 01:13 GMT
#33
lol thread got most of such fun personalities at BGHers ^^ <3
Birdie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
New Zealand4438 Posts
June 28 2013 10:33 GMT
#34
Ya'll might have noticed that all the names have been changed to Jack[RCDF, which happens to be me ;D

Reason is this: http://www.staredit.net/topic/15990/
This alpha character is quite the charming fellow.
Red classic | A butterfly dreamed he was Zhuangzi | 4.5k, heading to 5k as support!
Game
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3191 Posts
June 28 2013 10:40 GMT
#35
Well written and funny.
SC is like sex. You should play often, but never too hard. And you should only try hard when it matters.
castleeMg
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Canada791 Posts
June 28 2013 11:50 GMT
#36
On June 28 2013 08:02 ninazerg wrote:
* The Village Idiot:

<From: Alpha-np-> I am a boring noob

<From: Alpha-np-> This server has the most amazing hacks
<From: Alpha-np-> I like to backstab people when I am drunk
<From: Alpha-np-> I used to belong to
<From: Alpha-np-> an epic starcraft website
<From: Alpha-np-> icantlose.com
<From: Alpha-np-> the premise of the website was to backstab players in 7v1 comp stomps

<From: Alpha-np-> I tried to play some 1v1 and got raped by solid D rank.....

<From: Alpha-np-> I remember that harem guy telling me in stream chat how appalled he was I faked suicide
<From: Alpha-np-> lololol

<From: Alpha-np-> NINA news SA
<From: Alpha-np-> she is appalled I faked my suicide also
<From: Alpha-np-> Kids these days can't take a joke.....


Disclaimer: All quotations featured on this page were taken in real Starcraft games on Battle.net. They are not faked, edited, or staged in any way. All accounts and descriptions of B.net personalities are real, captured and compiled by reliable sources to the author. Any resemblance to real B.net participants is NOT coincidental. Battle.net user IDs have NOT been changed to protect the stupid.


perfect
AKA: castle[eMg]@USEast/ iCCup
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
June 28 2013 12:34 GMT
#37
lol I remember reading this like 8 or 9 years ago, classic.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
June 28 2013 14:45 GMT
#38
Damn i forgot about this. Damn i remember being the fake gosu saying i was B on Iccup while i wasn't even subscribed to it lol.

ANd then subscribed and lost like 80game in a row :p
#1 KT Rolster fanboy. KT BEST KT ! Hail to KT playoffs Zergs ! Unofficial french translator for SlayerS_`Boxer` biography "Crazy as me".
castleeMg
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Canada791 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-28 15:20:51
June 28 2013 15:15 GMT
#39
http://www.iccup.com/community/thread/546330.html

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shade[aov] = alpha-np- = OP

gg
AKA: castle[eMg]@USEast/ iCCup
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-28 15:41:20
June 28 2013 15:20 GMT
#40
I thought of a certain fairy I remember not-so-fondly when I read the last line of the first screenshot...
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
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