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On June 27 2013 13:17 Fapman wrote:Show nested quote +On June 27 2013 11:55 3FFA wrote:*Low Self-Esteem Guy Nina: you know
Nina: gg we lose
Nina: - --d
Nina: -_-a This player lacks any sort of confidence in gaming ability. He will introduce himself as a newbie and profess his suckitude for StarCraft. Not only does it lower the confidence of potential allies, it increases his likelihood of becoming backstabbed, thus speeding him ever further down the spiral. Seek professional help immediately. However, some of these guys are actually Smurfs hoping to disarm potential opponents. rofl... these are too true. edit: *The Self-Proclaimed Gosu
Telecom: I have been in [TOp] Neo.G_ [aLive] [Gamei] [GsP] EveR) and finally [Name].
Not many people on Battle.net have heard of the great professional Starcraft players such as Boxer, Nada, and Yellow. However some of the people that have believe they know more about the game than anyone. By citing pro build orders, techniques, strategies, and "-isms", they rank themselves far above the rest of the "Bnet ilk." They will attempt tricks like the Anyppi or Bamboo Terran, but with little-to-no finesse. These players are stunned and frustrated when they lose a game after they've executed a supposedly "master-level" strategy. He has delusions of grandeur. It is a fact that most USEast mass gamers claim they are old A+ but have no proof. some of those were actually clans. Name certainly was one. edit2: You forgot about the greatest of them all.  The Double Duo lil-inferno: sup dude li|-inferno: hey me |i|-inferno: sup man lil-inferno: inferno army unite! MilleniumArmy: what the... This user is a professional at confusing the other players as he enters on the name user on 2 different CD Keys, abuses the fact that some letters look the same on b.net and makes multiple look-alike accounts, and/or hacks a few 'spoofs'. This is often not done alone, and is used to create confusion and turmoil among players in both the lobby and game. In some UMS games this tactic can actually change a few things. Those both are both really old school. Lil-Inferno is last samurai of his clan and MilleniumArmy(U) who made Minigame Party. He is from mapmaking team Unknown and is oldest member from like 2001.
I know. That MA was actually a fake at the time, someone pretending to be him to get help with a map he was working on. It was kinda lame. However, both fake and real MA have since disappeared and lil-inferno was last seen programming games and putting them on the app store.
edit: @ last couple comments(above me)
I know I've seen a couple of these actually said (repeatedly) on b.net. Other than a couple users being re-used a bit much, they look like at least a couple are true.
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Hey Alpha why you gotta talk shit about the people you play with on the regular? ^^ It's just poor manner man.
I guess it ain't too bad though, didn't seem to have anything negative to say about me xD
EDIT: Also, you DID edit names, because I never played with proper caps on ILOVEKITTENS/ilovekittens ^^
EDIT 2: Also I don't think this is 10 years old, JeremyLing has only been around a few years at most. Don't think Danny[micro]'s account is that old either. However, good work. Pretty comprehensive!
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On June 28 2013 01:01 Jealous wrote:
Hey Alpha why you gotta talk shit about the people you play with on the regular? ^^ It's just poor manner man.
I guess it ain't too bad though, didn't seem to have anything negative to say about me xD
EDIT: Also, you DID edit names, because I never played with proper caps on ILOVEKITTENS/ilovekittens ^^
EDIT 2: Also I don't think this is 10 years old, JeremyLing has only been around a few years at most. Don't think Danny[micro]'s account is that old either. However, good work. Pretty comprehensive!
Man you have no idea how many names have been deleted automatically and used by others shortly afterward.
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On June 28 2013 01:27 3FFA wrote:Show nested quote +On June 28 2013 01:01 Jealous wrote:
Hey Alpha why you gotta talk shit about the people you play with on the regular? ^^ It's just poor manner man.
I guess it ain't too bad though, didn't seem to have anything negative to say about me xD
EDIT: Also, you DID edit names, because I never played with proper caps on ILOVEKITTENS/ilovekittens ^^
EDIT 2: Also I don't think this is 10 years old, JeremyLing has only been around a few years at most. Don't think Danny[micro]'s account is that old either. However, good work. Pretty comprehensive! Man you have no idea how many names have been deleted automatically and used by others shortly afterward.
Don't make assumptions, I do; but I think at least JeremyLing (reference to recent BBall sensation) and Danny[micro] (specific name and clan???) do not apply here -_-;
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I changed some of the names to generic Jack so not to offend anyone.
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haha that was a great read. Upon second thought im afraid im a safe better from time to time ^^
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* The Village Idiot:
<From: Alpha-np-> I am a boring noob
<From: Alpha-np-> This server has the most amazing hacks
<From: Alpha-np-> I like to backstab people when I am drunk
<From: Alpha-np-> I used to belong to
<From: Alpha-np-> an epic starcraft website
<From: Alpha-np-> icantlose.com
<From: Alpha-np-> the premise of the website was to backstab players in 7v1 comp stomps
<From: Alpha-np-> I tried to play some 1v1 and got raped by solid D rank.....
<From: Alpha-np-> I remember that harem guy telling me in stream chat how appalled he was I faked suicide
<From: Alpha-np-> lololol
<From: Alpha-np-> NINA news SA
<From: Alpha-np-> she is appalled I faked my suicide also
<From: Alpha-np-> Kids these days can't take a joke.....
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The Low Self-Esteem Guy always plays forum games like Mafia all day apparently.
*Low Self-Esteem Guy
Jack: you know
Jack: gg we lose
Jack: - --d
Jack: -_-a
This player lacks any sort of confidence in gaming ability. He will introduce himself as a newbie and profess his suckitude for StarCraft. Not only does it lower the confidence of potential allies, it increases his likelihood of becoming backstabbed, thus speeding him ever further down the spiral. Seek professional help immediately. However, some of these guys are actually Smurfs hoping to disarm potential opponents.
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By the timeliness of your response, it my estimation that you live on the forums, and rarely play StarCraft, since, in your own words, you lose to "solid D rank". Of course, I figured you would also respond quickly since you're very emotional and have a basic lack of intelligence overall that compels you to rush to reply to anything negative towards you with minimum tactfulness. So I just watched some StarCraft streams (since you know, I actually like this game) while eating peanuts, and gleefully awaited whatever mediocre response you could muster, and you did not disappoint.
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*The Loiterer
We don’t know when this guy actually plays the game. Instead he likes to hang out in his favorite channel. He becomes a fixture in certain chat rooms and eventually it will seem bare without him. Often mistaken for a chat bot.
aka everyone ever in op teamliquid.
*The Neat Freak
Plays StarCraft like it’s a game of Tetris. His base layout is never cluttered, his units are always in formation, and cries if his mineral patches are lopsided. If he starts commenting on how your base layout and units should be arranged, change his personality profile to The Obsessive Compulsive. Also see The Perfectionist.
Nah Sayle you don't have OCD, absolutely not, you actually don't spend 5 min per game commentating on base layouts... :p
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lol thread got most of such fun personalities at BGHers ^^ <3
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Ya'll might have noticed that all the names have been changed to Jack[RCDF, which happens to be me ;D
Reason is this: http://www.staredit.net/topic/15990/
This alpha character is quite the charming fellow.
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On June 28 2013 08:02 ninazerg wrote:
* The Village Idiot:
<From: Alpha-np-> I am a boring noob
<From: Alpha-np-> This server has the most amazing hacks
<From: Alpha-np-> I like to backstab people when I am drunk
<From: Alpha-np-> I used to belong to
<From: Alpha-np-> an epic starcraft website
<From: Alpha-np-> icantlose.com
<From: Alpha-np-> the premise of the website was to backstab players in 7v1 comp stomps
<From: Alpha-np-> I tried to play some 1v1 and got raped by solid D rank.....
<From: Alpha-np-> I remember that harem guy telling me in stream chat how appalled he was I faked suicide
<From: Alpha-np-> lololol
<From: Alpha-np-> NINA news SA
<From: Alpha-np-> she is appalled I faked my suicide also
<From: Alpha-np-> Kids these days can't take a joke.....
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perfect
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lol I remember reading this like 8 or 9 years ago, classic.
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Damn i forgot about this. Damn i remember being the fake gosu saying i was B on Iccup while i wasn't even subscribed to it lol.
ANd then subscribed and lost like 80game in a row :p
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I thought of a certain fairy I remember not-so-fondly when I read the last line of the first screenshot...
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