EPTOn April 05 2013 09:09 Dienosore wrote:
This kind of news is hard to digest.
This kind of news is hard to digest.
what you did there, i sees it
Penis biting escort charged with attempted murder - Page 3
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Mvrio
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hypercube
Hungary2735 Posts
Can you say: She seems to have bitten off more than she could chew. User was warned for this post | ||
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caradoc
Canada3022 Posts
On April 05 2013 09:12 Spektor wrote: I cringed and felt an imaginary pain just from reading this. You are not alone | ||
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TheToaster
United States280 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On April 05 2013 10:31 hypercube wrote: Can you say: She seems to have bitten off more than she could chew. She must have been having a ball with all that ecstasy. User was warned for this post | ||
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zoLo
United States5896 Posts
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Fenrax
United States5018 Posts
On April 05 2013 10:38 TheToaster wrote: Haha, I used to live right where this happened. Florida honestly has the most interesting/stupid crime stories. "Florida man almost loses his balls during vampire drug sex." | ||
Sbrubbles
Brazil5776 Posts
On April 05 2013 10:42 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: She must have been having a ball with all that ecstasy. She's probably gonna hear a mouthful from the judges. User was warned for this post | ||
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Kmatt
United States1019 Posts
On April 05 2013 09:09 Dienosore wrote: This kind of news is hard to digest. -er, never mind, we're not allowed to make that pun, as it would appear But seriously, you give a hooker (danger) alcohol (DANGER) and then have "consensual sex" (seems legit) while she's on Ecstasy (DANGER WILL ROBINSON!) What could possibly go wrong? | ||
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nennx
United States310 Posts
When deputies searched the room later, they found "a significant amount of blood, knocked over furniture, and strewn belongings," as well as a sex toy that had been severely damaged by bite marks. best part of the article, for sure. | ||
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
 Ugh :/ not sure what there is to discuss though. At least it's a good moderation-trap. | ||
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rd
United States2586 Posts
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AnachronisticAnarchy
United States2957 Posts
That part got me interested too, albeit not for the lulzy nature of it. The fact that that cock-biting nut went to work on a sex toy before going for the real deal is definitely some interesting stuff. Unfortunately, they didn't say if the toy was a phallus or when exactly the toy was damaged, nor did they mention if the toy was damaged via biting so you can't really psychoanalyze too much there. Still, it's an interesting tidbit that raises some questions. | ||
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ZackAttack
United States884 Posts
Agreed. I figured she was in some kind of drug induced rage but this shows creepy premeditation. | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On April 05 2013 11:06 rd wrote: Wow, I was so confused reading this because of the title. I thought the escort was hired to bite his penis, and he backed out and she just forced it on him. Title should be re-arranged, makes it sound this escort was assumed to bite penis's like it's some kind of fetish. Yeah come to think of it, there's bound to be people that pay women to bite their junk. It was just an alluring title so I went in to see what was in here without thinking about it too hard. Aww no having pun. Time to wait for the next provocative news story to make puns about. | ||
Plexa
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