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-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
April 05 2013 00:12 GMT
#21
I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me. I'm just happy and surprised the police are finally sticking up for the man.
Dienosore
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Brunei Darussalam622 Posts
April 05 2013 00:14 GMT
#22
I've been doing my best to chew through the meat of the problem, but I just cant swallow her motivation to gnaw the toy first.
TheGiftedApe
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1243 Posts
April 05 2013 00:15 GMT
#23
On April 05 2013 09:12 -_- wrote:
I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me. I'm just happy and surprised the police are finally sticking up for the man.


what??



The Murder charges will probably be lowered but there is something to be said when someone is under physical attack and your attacker is denying you ability to contact law enforcement, it is definitely worthy of heavier charges than simple assault, such as two drunk guys fighting outside of a bar or something.
xO-Gaming.com || [xO]TheGiftedApe.364 || xO-Gaming Manager.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
April 05 2013 00:19 GMT
#24
This is why you don't get escorts. Or at least don't get escorts that try to bite your dick off. I feel like you could screen people for that lol.
User was warned for too many mimes.
NovemberstOrm
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Canada16217 Posts
April 05 2013 00:19 GMT
#25
sounds like she was on drugs or something lol.
fucked up shit yo
Moderatorlickypiddy
CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
April 05 2013 00:19 GMT
#26
On April 05 2013 09:19 docvoc wrote:
This is why you don't get escorts. Or at least don't get escorts that try to bite your dick off. I feel like you could screen people for that lol.

Yes we need some sort of dick munching screening session.
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
April 05 2013 00:21 GMT
#27
On April 05 2013 09:15 TheGiftedApe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2013 09:12 -_- wrote:
I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me. I'm just happy and surprised the police are finally sticking up for the man.


what??



The Murder charges will probably be lowered but there is something to be said when someone is under physical attack and your attacker is denying you ability to contact law enforcement, it is definitely worthy of heavier charges than simple assault, such as two drunk guys fighting outside of a bar or something.


He was obviously dicking around.

User was temp banned for this post.
Marti
Profile Joined August 2011
552 Posts
April 05 2013 00:22 GMT
#28
nom nom noming the sausage !

User was warned for this post
#adun giveafuck - - - "Did this guy just randomly finger me?" - Sayle
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
April 05 2013 00:38 GMT
#29
Escorts are too dangerous nowadays. Invest in sex doll.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Dontkillme
Profile Joined November 2011
Korea (South)806 Posts
April 05 2013 00:39 GMT
#30
the things I read on the internet......
Bomber & Jaedong & FlaSh & SNSD <3
ermogh
Profile Joined April 2011
United States82 Posts
April 05 2013 00:50 GMT
#31
Can't Orange county calm down, first Casey Anthony, then Zimmerman in the next county over, now this. what's next?
OASAASLLS!
Luepert
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1933 Posts
April 05 2013 00:50 GMT
#32
This is why I would only ever consider letting a girl I really trust suck my dick.
esports
DwarfTherapist
Profile Joined November 2012
United States48 Posts
April 05 2013 00:55 GMT
#33
On April 05 2013 09:50 Luepert wrote:
This is why I would only ever consider letting a girl I really trust suck my dick.


Judging by your post history i guess that would have to be your mother?

User was temp banned for this post.
-NegativeZero-
Profile Joined August 2011
United States2142 Posts
April 05 2013 00:56 GMT
#34
On April 05 2013 09:19 NovemberstOrm wrote:
sounds like she was on drugs or something lol.
fucked up shit yo

Article said she was drunk and on E.
vibeo gane,
ManicMarine
Profile Joined April 2011
Australia409 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-05 01:08:05
April 05 2013 01:07 GMT
#35
She didn't just bite his genitals, she also bit his abdomen, legs, chest and fingers. Sounds like she was just going crazy and biting everything, and his dick drew the short straw. This woman has clearly just gone crazy from drugs. Moral of that story: don't do ecstacy if you want to keep your balls intact.
Manic by name, Manic by nature.
chimpandfrog
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
United States45 Posts
April 05 2013 01:08 GMT
#36
Fucking cannibals. I'd want to see a local graph for blowjobs vs other sex acts after this incident. Any FL pimps on TL?
esla_sol
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States756 Posts
April 05 2013 01:10 GMT
#37
100% chance girl did some PCP
chimpandfrog
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
United States45 Posts
April 05 2013 01:10 GMT
#38
On April 05 2013 10:07 ManicMarine wrote:
She didn't just bite his genitals, she also bit his abdomen, legs, chest and fingers. Sounds like she was just going crazy and biting everything, and his dick drew the short straw. This woman has clearly just gone crazy from drugs. Moral of that story: don't do ecstacy if you want to keep your balls intact.


Since there's no reasonable way for some hooker to get pure E I'd assume the pill had some PCP in it
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
April 05 2013 01:19 GMT
#39
On April 05 2013 10:08 chimpandfrog wrote:
Fucking cannibals. I'd want to see a local graph for blowjobs vs other sex acts after this incident. Any FL pimps on TL?

i doubt there will be any negative correlation.
Hitch-22
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Canada753 Posts
April 05 2013 01:24 GMT
#40
who would ever go with that escort... If you do something illegal, at least do it for a solid fix. That's pretty insane though, lucky guy for not losing it although he'll have a nice reminder of why he should just find a nice girl
"We all let our sword do the talking for us once in awhile I guess" - Bregor, the legendary critical striker and critical misser who triple crits 2 horses with 1 arrow but lands 3 1's in a row
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