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AngryLlama
Profile Joined September 2005
United States1227 Posts
April 27 2006 07:34 GMT
#581
how could i forget...

[image loading]


i should be ashamed..
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-04-27 14:14:40
April 27 2006 14:10 GMT
#582
Anyone who is too lazy to flip through 30 pages of nonsense can refer to my handy 1-10 guide, note that the same people may get different ratings on the basis of different photos.

Evilteletubby: 6
venusian-kohai: 1
distant_voice: disqualified for lying
Trident: 2
PetrBlaha: 7
cataclysmic: DISQ
Meta: 3
ffwowsucks: 5
Szelkye: DISQ
Psylo: 4
Mightyatom: 2
Cyuntiyul: 3
3.22.04: 1
Ender_Spain: 2
KissBlade: 2
IcedEarth: 9
Anal_Ripper: 5
racebannon: 0
racebannon2: 5
Unforgiven_ve: 1
Vortexx: 1
ToKoreawithLove: 6 minus 2 for placing ambiguous object in mouth=4
Headbangaa1: 1
Headbangaa2: 1
Unforgiven_ve2: 2, 3, 1, 2, 0
Strafe: DISQ
lolol: 6-1 for bottle=5, 4, 7, 5, 2, 3
Nazarene: 9, 8
Lord)Lw(: 2
1tym: DISQ
Missthemark: 3
Headbangaa3: 5
Headbangaa B/W Photos: Indecent
Headbangaa4: 5
Headbangaa6: N/A
Trident2: 2
Cooperstown: 5
Pika chu: 4, 5, N/A, 5
Manit0u: 3
Brood: 5-2 for resemblence to Julia Roberts=3
Speakingriddles: 8 (tl.net photo)
Eerik: 8-2 for looking retarded=6
Amnesty: 2, 1
zonbi: N/A, 3, 4
incontrol: 3
AngryLlama: N/A, 1, 4
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 27 2006 14:21 GMT
#583
shut the fuck up
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
April 27 2006 14:26 GMT
#584
On April 27 2006 23:21 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
shut the fuck up


I did, but now with this post you are drawing me into a flame war. Retard.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 27 2006 14:30 GMT
#585
i dont expect you to respond i expect you to shut the fuck up
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
April 27 2006 14:33 GMT
#586
Whereas I expected you to make a retarded response, and what I got was a retarded response.

Your expectations on the contrary sucked, proving again that you are a retard.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 27 2006 14:34 GMT
#587
CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE A DICKHEAD

SHUT THE FUCK UP
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
April 27 2006 15:00 GMT
#588
dont argue against fakesteve kk?
Teamliquidian townie
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51690 Posts
April 27 2006 15:22 GMT
#589
i like to back fakesteve's statement in place of my name.
Commentator
HowitZer
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1610 Posts
April 27 2006 15:36 GMT
#590
MoltkeWarding: -999999 (for not even posting a pic and extreme narcissism)
Human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown and reformation is inherently purging. It makes a man acute.
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
April 27 2006 15:44 GMT
#591
OMG, MoltkeWarding, they are all 11 or more on the 1-10 scale, it's the truth!
I'll call Nada.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-04-27 15:54:06
April 27 2006 15:53 GMT
#592

Headbangaa1: 1
Headbangaa2: 1

Laura, my lovely girlfriend:
[image loading]


Pretentious asshole, might wanna run the numbers again. =p
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-04-27 15:59:53
April 27 2006 15:56 GMT
#593
/blush thanks
Guardian guardian guardian of the blind
muntol
Profile Joined April 2006
United States279 Posts
April 27 2006 16:16 GMT
#594
[image loading]
it`s all fun and games until your grandmother is like `what`s goatse` --lil.sis
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-04-27 16:23:07
April 27 2006 16:20 GMT
#595
On April 27 2006 23:10 MoltkeWarding wrote:
Anyone who is too lazy to flip through 30 pages of nonsense can refer to my handy 1-10 guide, note that the same people may get different ratings on the basis of different photos.

Evilteletubby: 6
venusian-kohai: 1
distant_voice: disqualified for lying
Trident: 2
PetrBlaha: 7
cataclysmic: DISQ
Meta: 3
ffwowsucks: 5
Szelkye: DISQ
Psylo: 4
Mightyatom: 2
Cyuntiyul: 3
3.22.04: 1
Ender_Spain: 2
KissBlade: 2
IcedEarth: 9
Anal_Ripper: 5
racebannon: 0
racebannon2: 5
Unforgiven_ve: 1
Vortexx: 1
ToKoreawithLove: 6 minus 2 for placing ambiguous object in mouth=4
Headbangaa1: 1
Headbangaa2: 1
Unforgiven_ve2: 2, 3, 1, 2, 0
Strafe: DISQ
lolol: 6-1 for bottle=5, 4, 7, 5, 2, 3
Nazarene: 9, 8
Lord)Lw(: 2
1tym: DISQ
Missthemark: 3
Headbangaa3: 5
Headbangaa B/W Photos: Indecent
Headbangaa4: 5
Headbangaa6: N/A
Trident2: 2
Cooperstown: 5
Pika chu: 4, 5, N/A, 5
Manit0u: 3
Brood: 5-2 for resemblence to Julia Roberts=3
Speakingriddles: 8 (tl.net photo)
Eerik: 8-2 for looking retarded=6
Amnesty: 2, 1
zonbi: N/A, 3, 4
incontrol: 3
AngryLlama: N/A, 1, 4


But how can we tell a person's beauty without knowing the following?:

Their religion, and respective piety
-Their family and family history
-Their socio-economic class
-Their artistic and literary talents
-Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism
-Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture
-Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities
-Their mental and emotional stability
-Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life
-Their racial origins (if not already clear)
-Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc)

(It never gets old...)

This thread was a comedic goldmine, too. With all the crazy pictures, the post of some random person's autobiography (which was pretty interesting, actually), and then IntotheWow's story. Awesome thread. Top ten of all time on TL.net.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27177 Posts
April 27 2006 16:51 GMT
#596
just read it again.

Also, thanks for the rating system Moltke, but how is it that you rated a picture of our current Liquibition Champion higher than any other picture, women included? (Iced Earth's entry) I would have thought that supericial evaluation of the physical appearance of another man would have been too much for your moral standards.
ModeratorGodfather
gulii
Profile Joined November 2004
Sweden2795 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-04-27 17:30:07
April 27 2006 17:29 GMT
#597
MoltkeWarding is probably very lonley.
DarkYoDA
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States1347 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-04-27 17:43:53
April 27 2006 17:42 GMT
#598
[image loading]

My lovely lovely girlfriend... Incidentally she plays starcraft very well too..
It's a comedy to claim thy superiority when it's anothers' inferiority which elevated thy mediocrity
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
April 27 2006 17:55 GMT
#599
tossgirl is very yummy
It's better to burn out than to fade away
distant_voice
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Germany2521 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-04-27 19:49:15
April 27 2006 19:48 GMT
#600
On April 27 2006 23:10 MoltkeWarding wrote:
distant_voice: disqualified for lying


you're just jealous!
This is my truth, tell me yours!
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