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DawN883
Profile Joined November 2011
Sweden558 Posts
June 25 2012 07:14 GMT
#21
On June 25 2012 15:45 clazerxsniper wrote:
16.a marine was getting set up in a date with a brood lord. the marine asked the brood lord"about time your here" and the brood lord said "sorry im the longest nunit it takes for t3 because terran can get thor so quick"



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If the dead are not raised, Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we die
Mrvoodoochild1
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1439 Posts
June 25 2012 07:15 GMT
#22
These jokes are pretty tasteless, sorry.
"let your freak flag fly"
RoachCoach
Profile Joined September 2011
Netherlands58 Posts
June 25 2012 07:15 GMT
#23
lol

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29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
June 25 2012 07:15 GMT
#24
thanks for sharing. now i know that there ARE people out there with such an interesting sense of humor.
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13JackaL
Profile Joined March 2011
United States577 Posts
June 25 2012 07:17 GMT
#25
the funniest part of this thread is the OP

what a neat joke!
and my axe
Brutaxilos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States2622 Posts
June 25 2012 07:18 GMT
#26
Just wondering, are you <10 years old? I really don't hope I offended you but these are the sort of jokes I made when I was like 7.
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Gamegene
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States8308 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 07:19:48
June 25 2012 07:19 GMT
#27
there aren't a lot of SC jokes that aren't puns/unfunny.

+ Show Spoiler +
zerg
+ Show Spoiler +
Kidding

Throw on your favorite jacket and you're good to roll. Stroll through the trees and let your miseries go.
Weson
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Iceland1032 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 07:22:13
June 25 2012 07:19 GMT
#28
What do you call a thirsty Hydralisk? + Show Spoiler +
Dehydralisk
...
"!@€#" - as some guy said
biology]major
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2253 Posts
June 25 2012 07:20 GMT
#29
54. what is even bigger than an ultralisk? a giant!

...
Question.?
MentalGNT
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1264 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 07:22:50
June 25 2012 07:20 GMT
#30
What is this lol

Sorry man, but these probably don't even qualify as jokes.

Edit: just noticed that many of these complain about balance. Such a clever Zerg <3
What a player
EMIYA
Profile Joined March 2011
United States433 Posts
June 25 2012 07:23 GMT
#31
i lost some braincells and i only read the last few ones and some of the quoted replies.

sigh
DawN883
Profile Joined November 2011
Sweden558 Posts
June 25 2012 07:23 GMT
#32
On June 25 2012 16:20 MentalGNT wrote:
What is this lol

Sorry man, but these probably don't even qualify as jokes.

Edit: just noticed that many of these complain about balance. Such a clever Zerg <3


I also thought he was a zerg

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Rinny
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States616 Posts
June 25 2012 07:24 GMT
#33
10.what kind of baby do 2 infestors make? an infested terran

27. An interviewer asks a high templar, who was your childhood idol? The high templar responds with kid cudi...because hes so high

I like these jokes because of their mature, sexual+drugs content.
Where my swarm at? Ye Yeee
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
June 25 2012 07:24 GMT
#34
I tried to like them, I really did...
*sigh
moo...for DRG
Rinny
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States616 Posts
June 25 2012 07:26 GMT
#35
your mothership is such a slut
Where my swarm at? Ye Yeee
Rinny
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States616 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 07:28:46
June 25 2012 07:27 GMT
#36
15.why do banelings roll?

A: because they r so drunk

This one actually made me laugh out loud, i dont thinjk it would have outside of the content. if you read the whole list some of them pop out at you.
Where my swarm at? Ye Yeee
Lapig
Profile Joined June 2011
United States4 Posts
June 25 2012 07:30 GMT
#37
These are amazing, fuck the haters, i'll be anxiously waiting for updates
Irave
Profile Joined October 2010
United States9965 Posts
June 25 2012 07:32 GMT
#38
I laughed at a few of them. Thanks for sharing them with us.
Nekovivie
Profile Joined October 2011
United Kingdom2599 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-25 07:34:57
June 25 2012 07:33 GMT
#39
Wow, these are horrible.

edit:

Nevermind, this saved the thread:

On June 25 2012 16:19 Weson wrote:
What do you call a thirsty Hydralisk? + Show Spoiler +
Dehydralisk
...

If you are not supporting K-Pop you are hurting E-Sports.
LuckyMacro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1482 Posts
June 25 2012 07:34 GMT
#40
grand master for effort. eh.
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