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Naid
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Sweden73 Posts
March 07 2012 19:03 GMT
#1
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Apocalypse has begun.



User was temp banned for this post.
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.”
aeroblaster
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States422 Posts
March 07 2012 19:06 GMT
#2
But... who will Chuck Norris turn in his man card to? HIMSELF
If you want to catch a rabbit just hide behind a tree and make the sound of a carrot.
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
March 07 2012 19:06 GMT
#3
Wtf is this?
Solidarity
Profile Joined September 2011
United States78 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-07 19:08:26
March 07 2012 19:06 GMT
#4
I actually feel violated having clicked this thread assuming that it was
1. Pertaining to the death of Chuck Norris
2. Containing anything even remotely worth reading
On_Slaught
Profile Joined August 2008
United States12190 Posts
March 07 2012 19:08 GMT
#5
It isn't Dec 21st yet.
SFX
Profile Joined June 2011
United States89 Posts
March 07 2012 19:08 GMT
#6
If I wanted misleading titles, I'd go to Reddit.
The innocent shall suffer, big time.
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
March 07 2012 19:09 GMT
#7
I thought for a moment he had actually died. What the hell?
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
CcCFlu
Profile Joined February 2011
Switzerland68 Posts
March 07 2012 19:09 GMT
#8
only 7 days late
gratz
For the fucking sworm!!!
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3346 Posts
March 07 2012 19:10 GMT
#9
One of the worst threads that I've had the displeasure of reading.
김택용 Fighting!
rOse_PedaL
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Korea (South)450 Posts
March 07 2012 19:11 GMT
#10
BRING IN THE BRUCE LEEEEEEEE
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ MKP HWAITING ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
PushDown
Profile Joined December 2011
Italy208 Posts
March 07 2012 19:13 GMT
#11
[image loading]

User was warned for this post
Cogito ergo sum
matiK23
Profile Joined May 2011
United States963 Posts
March 07 2012 19:14 GMT
#12
Users with less than 100 posts should not even be allowed to create topics.
Without a paddle up shit creek.
hai2u
Profile Joined September 2011
688 Posts
March 07 2012 19:16 GMT
#13
terrible thread
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
March 07 2012 19:16 GMT
#14
He wished someone happy birthday, who fucking cares?

OH NO ITS JUSTIN BIEBER I WONT STAND FOR THIS. JK, grow up.

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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
March 07 2012 19:16 GMT
#15
How much did they pay Chuck Norris?
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Hellwitch
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada272 Posts
March 07 2012 19:16 GMT
#16
I actually thought it was funny...
“I think the MVP title for today goes to Airman Firebathero because he is the one who grabbed the enemy commander and threw himself into the river.” - PianO
ChoRds
Profile Joined June 2008
United States127 Posts
March 07 2012 19:17 GMT
#17
I'd rather be "hated" by a lot of people and be rich as fuck with hella chicks and chuck norris wishing me happy birthday. Biebers been there done that on shit you guys only wish for haha. get over the bieber hate it was old like a year ago
collosusis
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6639 Posts
March 07 2012 19:18 GMT
#18
On March 08 2012 04:08 On_Slaught wrote:
It isn't Dec 21st yet.

I laughed at this. OP just confuses me.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
noax
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada150 Posts
March 07 2012 19:18 GMT
#19
Misleading title... i though i'm on teamliquid.net?? not on reddit.com damn!
Badfatpanda
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States9719 Posts
March 07 2012 19:18 GMT
#20
What the fuck is wrong with you? I thought he died.
Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. -Beethoven | Mech isn't a build, it's a way of life. -MajOr | Charlie.Sheen: "What is sarcastic, kids who have no courage to fight?" | #TerranPride #yolo #swag -Naama after 2-0'ing MC at HSC VI
Cosmos
Profile Joined March 2010
Belgium1077 Posts
March 07 2012 19:18 GMT
#21
Guys, this is NOT the official twitter of chuck norris, it was proven on 9gag a while ago...
http://www.twitch.tv/becosmos
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
March 07 2012 19:18 GMT
#22
LOL good one.
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
HackBenjamin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1094 Posts
March 07 2012 19:19 GMT
#23
I feel like I just wasted 3 clicks of my life.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45226 Posts
March 07 2012 19:19 GMT
#24
On March 08 2012 04:06 Solidarity wrote:
I actually feel violated having clicked this thread assuming that it was
1. Pertaining to the death of Chuck Norris
2. Containing anything even remotely worth reading


+1 to this.

Close immediately. Report. Et cetera.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
NeWeNiyaLord
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Norway2474 Posts
March 07 2012 19:19 GMT
#25
i was thinking he was dead, Worst title for a thread.
This is where we begin. Show your true self, Battosai.
ABagOfFritos
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada454 Posts
March 07 2012 19:19 GMT
#26
I'm so angry that Chuck Norris, a man we all idolize, is trying to be nice to some kid that everybody hates just because they don't like his music or the fact that his music has made him rich. What a terrible fucking world we live in.
MHT
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden1026 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-07 19:20:47
March 07 2012 19:20 GMT
#27
Thread is still open so guess it actually must be the apocalypse.
noax
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada150 Posts
March 07 2012 19:20 GMT
#28
Close this thread now! mod!! lol report!
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
March 07 2012 19:21 GMT
#29
i thought chuck norris died. wtf.
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
March 07 2012 19:21 GMT
#30
I thought he was dead.
ModeratorGood content always wins.
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