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I'll rochambeau your head - both of them. Hahahaha stupid Yankee.
The Show Your Face (Post your Pic Thread) - Page 7
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Gryffindor_us
United States5606 Posts
I'll rochambeau your head - both of them. Hahahaha stupid Yankee. | ||
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Aukai
United States1183 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.vinitahornets.com/Static/HighSchool/pictures/jazzbass.png) It's me! | ||
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ApollyoN
United States1297 Posts
On April 20 2005 15:34 Smorrie wrote: zerg looks like a bl0ke who attempted to hijack my plane, was lebanese in appearance... newayz he was armed with a MAG n nunchucks or w/e so i performed a move on his arm, making his bone exit on impact one of the other n4ps tried to stab me from behind but i did a swandive and belted that motherfucker across the pavement, breaking his back to pieces. later i found out he had some direct connexions to the taliban and ran off | ||
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taeWook
United States1367 Posts
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baal
10708 Posts
On April 20 2005 16:34 ApollyoN wrote: looks like a bl0ke who attempted to hijack my plane, was lebanese in appearance... newayz he was armed with a MAG n nunchucks or w/e so i performed a move on his arm, making his bone exit on impact one of the other n4ps tried to stab me from behind but i did a swandive and belted that motherfucker across the pavement, breaking his back to pieces. later i found out he had some direct connexions to the taliban and ran off please tell that was a bad joke. | ||
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KiLLme1st
United States1824 Posts
On April 20 2005 16:34 ApollyoN wrote: looks like a bl0ke who attempted to hijack my plane, was lebanese in appearance... newayz he was armed with a MAG n nunchucks or w/e so i performed a move on his arm, making his bone exit on impact one of the other n4ps tried to stab me from behind but i did a swandive and belted that motherfucker across the pavement, breaking his back to pieces. later i found out he had some direct connexions to the taliban and ran off Even if this was an attempt at a bad joke you are one sad fuck dude. | ||
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Smorrie
Netherlands2956 Posts
btw baal.. wtf are you talking about -_- cartoonish? | ||
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Smorrie
Netherlands2956 Posts
then the big fuckin boss was running up a ladder MIKE zegt: i grabbed the shovel MIKE zegt: threw it at him got his ankle MIKE zegt: his fucking shoe fell off MIKE zegt: as i wwent to grab his shoe i noticed his whole foot was in it JOS zegt: lol MIKE zegt: the kunt ran away with no fucking foot MIKE zegt: misteriouse thing man JOS zegt: hahaha JOS zegt: how did he do that JOS zegt: lol MIKE zegt: fucking little girl JOS zegt: run away w/o a foot MIKE zegt: i have no fuckin idea man JOS zegt: was he walking casually MIKE zegt: the other workers were watching man MIKE zegt: yes JOS zegt: lol MIKE zegt: he jumping tree to tree MIKE zegt: like a monkey to run for his life MIKE zegt: then walked away casually MIKE zegt: i let him live | ||
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mnm
United States4493 Posts
im starting to dig taking pics of individual players =) only ppl i meet in real life though | ||
Liquid`Ret
Netherlands4540 Posts
anywayz I once ran into one of them lebs n I was wif 3 sorts n this paki waz like yalla dem babez n 6 other lebense cherekters came runnin out of the bushes n i was like ner dey wif me so they came at me and i could sense they waz gonna roll me but luckily these lebonese cherekters pushed in man in front of me and the girls tried to be cool and took off there shirts, had singlets underneath, I tell them 'you pushed in buddy' , he goes 'so what' i grabbed him and launched that little hairy skinny fucker , he landed on the demon ride,landed and fucked his life up, got collected. blood and hairs were floatin in the air, while the other fuckin habibz friend of his was watching i kicked his knife out of his hand and the knife went up i grabbed his head and made him suck my toes i had australian thongs on while he sucked them the knife came screaming down into the back of his head fuckers all paid i just walked out of there casualy until i seen security heaven, one guy reminded of the bear i once fought in a six hour showdown. they were coming after me and shot me in the leg but i kept walking on casually n later deze sorts came to my house, one for each wound but next time i could tell you guys how i ended up in a fucking deathmatch but dono it's pretty crazy duno if i can share it. | ||
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Muhweli
Finland5328 Posts
On April 20 2005 15:34 Smorrie wrote: zerg Smorrie does sound like something small, cute and furry. Take out the cute and that's you <3 <3 <3 | ||
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Liquid`Ret
Netherlands4540 Posts
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Liquid`Ret
Netherlands4540 Posts
yo Geoff~ Oh no! says: ik Geoff~ Oh no! says: mik Geoff~ Oh no! says: ya mad kunt MIKE says: yo g man MIKE says: what happenen spunky MIKE says: =] Geoff~ Oh no! says: i so fukking tired Geoff~ Oh no! says: been working all day Geoff~ Oh no! says: and MIKE says: why man what you been doing Geoff~ Oh no! says: havent slept tonight MIKE says: ohh work work ehhy MIKE says: =]- MIKE says: lol man go to fucking sleep then man Geoff~ Oh no! says: lol Geoff~ Oh no! says: iat 3:50pm Geoff~ Oh no! says: already Geoff~ Oh no! says: TT Geoff~ Oh no! says: listenin some music but Geoff~ Oh no! says: fallin asleep Geoff~ Oh no! says: with everything Geoff~ Oh no! says: i do Geoff~ Oh no! says: hehe Geoff~ Oh no! says: t_T Geoff~ Oh no! says: ya got a good story for me ? Geoff~ Oh no! says: i dunno just tell me what u did last week MIKE says: fuckin phsyco shit man MIKE says: yer back MIKE says: ahh yer last week MIKE says: fucking mental night man MIKE says: i went out to the ending off wonderland MIKE says: holly mother fucking hell was it phsyco MIKE says: i caused a riot man MIKE says: i will tell you how in a second Geoff~ Oh no! says: =] MIKE says: fourty thousand people MIKE says: was rioting MIKE says: lol MIKE says: i was at thbar man MIKE says: mad chick stood next to me MIKE says: she was pissed and she accidentally stumbled on my lap MIKE says: and she sat there MIKE says: and said '' hi my name is lana '' MIKE says: i go hi my name is crazy mick MIKE says: any ways i was joking she laughed at it Geoff~ Oh no! says: =] MIKE says: i then said to her hehe you have unreal fucking legs MIKE says: she goes to grab at my legs MIKE says: and felt my legs MIKE says: i waxed my legs and all geoff man Geoff~ Oh no! says: what she say man MIKE says: she then said wow you got really unbeleivable muscular legs MIKE says: there phonomenem MIKE says: i got all happy and said wana see a majic trick MIKE says: i fucking got up screamed at the fan MIKE says: and fucking kicked the fan into this big fucking aussie bikers head MIKE says: kut his fucking ear off MIKE says: the mates ran to him are you ok are you ok '' MIKE says: he fucking got mad and ran at me MIKE says: i fucking grabbed him and tore his fucking beird out of his face half his jaw came with the beird MIKE says: another biker came up to me and went to stab me with a blade MIKE says: i turned around jumped off a wall and kicked him in the fucking temple MIKE says: after i ran to the car park MIKE says: with the girl MIKE says: fucking lucky it was a paxcked place MIKE says: the mad hottie bitch goes '' wow i love you thats it i want your babies MIKE says: i fuckin started knifing her with my cock MIKE says: g you there man ? MIKE says: eLLo? MIKE says: any ways i will keep this story up till you get back and read this incredibly phenomenem story MIKE says: of my last week's phucking mental experience MIKE says: yer so i was knifing her hard core man MIKE says: i fucked her as if a train was entering a tunnel at 200 miles an hour but continuously MIKE says: she orgasmed fifty times MIKE says: at least man fifty MIKE says: i was fucking her non stop man as hard as i fuckign could MIKE says: i know this cause the wall i was bear gripping double brick i crushed it several times each new grip i got on that wall Geoff~ Oh no! says: fukks sakes Geoff~ Oh no! says: i read MIKE says: any ways i seen a man Geoff~ Oh no! says: =]- MIKE says: with a scotish horn MIKE says: he was in a kilt MIKE says: and i swear this was the fucking craziest ever [ wonderland is all bush mind you '' MIKE says: so middle of the bush car park i was banging and a fucking guy from no where comes out in robbin hood fucking tights MIKE says: and played some tunes with his scottish shit instrument Geoff~ Oh no! says: =]- MIKE says: i go to him '' can you shut the fuck up man '' MIKE says: within 1 minute the car park was full of mental lunatics MIKE says: all dressed in black man MIKE says: one had a chain in his nose MIKE says: leading to his ass hole MIKE says: there just phsyco's MIKE says: i glazed over the other side of that guy with the chain and i seen a guy knifing himself MIKE says: losing it MIKE says: any ways i fucking luckily had a deck of cards with me MIKE says: i fucking used them as weapons MIKE says: i ran at the scotsman MIKE says: and fucking carded his neck MIKE says: he got slashed MIKE says: any ways man i fucking went and started carding them all one by one Geoff~ Oh no! says: hehe MIKE says: carding there eyes MIKE says: and fucking heads appart MIKE says: i cracked this one kunt g no lie man MIKE says: i hit him this hard that his head blew up MIKE says: into a cloud of pixie dust red colour MIKE says: the rest ran for there lives MIKE says: any ways MIKE says: i went on a ride after with this super model babe i picked up MIKE says: and fucked her on the ride MIKE says: man it was mad MIKE says: stole a ferrari MIKE says: and went hom Geoff~ Oh no! says: fukk MIKE says: fucked her till just four hours ago Geoff~ Oh no! says: a ferrari MIKE says: and here i am Geoff~ Oh no! says: ya kiddin me ? MIKE says: yer man MIKE says: nah man Geoff~ Oh no! says: ya stole it? MIKE says: no lies g i promis Geoff~ Oh no! says: fukks sake =]- MIKE says: yer man Geoff~ Oh no! says: ya got some guts man Geoff~ Oh no! says: unreal MIKE says: it's un beleivable man Geoff~ Oh no! says: woah Geoff~ Oh no! says: ya still got it? Geoff~ Oh no! says: awesome fukks sake MIKE says: yer its fucken massive shit crazy Geoff~ Oh no! says: you crazy aussies Geoff~ Oh no! says: lol MIKE says: yer man Geoff~ Oh no! says: scared for nothing MIKE says: nah man MIKE says: im not lying MIKE says: its true that story MIKE says: >< Geoff~ Oh no! says: i know man Geoff~ Oh no! says: if it was MIKE says: dont tell no one man Geoff~ Oh no! says: just someone MIKE says: buy MIKE says: bu Geoff~ Oh no! says: i would say it a shit story MIKE says: keke Geoff~ Oh no! says: but you always wild adventures man =] Geoff~ Oh no! says: but go on man MIKE says: haha Geoff~ Oh no! says: it getting interesting MIKE says: yer man i got crazy life man MIKE says: went parachuting man landed on a submarine MIKE says: ahh this is top secret though man MIKE says: dono if i can tell you this MIKE says: nah il save that story MIKE says: for another time Geoff~ Oh no! says: fine man MIKE says: that story with the wonderland was better MIKE says: hehe MIKE says: or similat Geoff~ Oh no! says: with the rattler ? MIKE says: similar * MIKE says: ahhh MIKE says: the rattler is phsyco also that story MIKE says: you hear the one how i dazed out a rattler MIKE says: you just look them in the eyes MIKE says: at around 10 centimeters from there eye MIKE says: and i just move my head around MIKE says: and they become my followers MIKE says: once i had seventy snakes follow me MIKE says: if i say '' atack '' they go attack anything i want MIKE says: its ok man Geoff~ Oh no! says: woah Geoff~ Oh no! says: crazy stuff man Geoff~ Oh no! says: kinda scary as well MIKE says: yer g MIKE says: hrmm Geoff~ Oh no! says: hypnotizing techniques? MIKE says: not as scary as the time when i got lost in the rain forest MIKE says: and had to fighart a fucking b MIKE says: fight that bear MIKE says: i had to pop pills Geoff~ Oh no! says: the rattler? MIKE says: and sniff coccain MIKE says: this bear had a rattler tail on it MIKE says: maybe some new breed Geoff~ Oh no! says: ahh MIKE says: the bear launched at me and fucking licked my penis Geoff~ Oh no! says: i heard it pretty dangerouse nowadays man MIKE says: then i kicked it up the ass MIKE says: haha Geoff~ Oh no! says: goin out alone in the rain forest MIKE says: yer MIKE says: yer man MIKE says: i just wear my blade MIKE says: thats it MIKE says: knifed a spider MIKE says: this spider was as big as half my house MIKE says: new shit in the jungle man Geoff~ Oh no! says: fukks sake MIKE says: five spiders same sizes MIKE says: came from no where Geoff~ Oh no! says: crazy aussie forest =]- Geoff~ Oh no! says: ey MIKE says: i had to fight them man Geoff~ Oh no! says: dey havin chick in the forest too ? Geoff~ Oh no! says: +s MIKE says: fangs went to bite me and dig holes in the ground 5o m eters deep MIKE says: yer this is the funy bit man MIKE says: i met a fuckin super babe in the rain forest MIKE says: she was wearing leaves MIKE says: thats it man MIKE says: no lies G!@@@@@!!!! Geoff~ Oh no! says: lol Geoff~ Oh no! says: dude MIKE says: this was the maddest fuck ever Geoff~ Oh no! says: ya pulled out ya boner? Geoff~ Oh no! says: let her meet agent mik ? MIKE says: i swung with a stag on a chain in the forest and rammed her MIKE says: she was wedged in a tree MIKE says: i made her wedged MIKE says: leg's fully open cuz MIKE says: like a virgin babe man MIKE says: i swung off a mountain in the jungle cuzin MIKE says: naked with full stiffy MIKE says: rammed her the first time going around 800 kilometers an hour MIKE says: gave the bitch blisters MIKE says: but geoff man MIKE says: the best fuck i had man MIKE says: if were speaking women MIKE says: was kylie minogue and danny minogue MIKE says: man i made there pussy hairs catch on fire MIKE says: went like fucking PHENOMINAL POWER Geoff~ Oh no! says: =] Geoff~ Oh no! says: ya still Geoff~ Oh no! says: with kylie but ? MIKE says: sorta man im cheating on her a bit man MIKE says: i got a few on the side MIKE says: you know what i mean g '' wink wink '' | ||
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baal
10708 Posts
On April 20 2005 16:46 Smorrie wrote: haha, all the commotion.. it's just some facial hair yo ;D that story actually did make me laugh ;p However I'm not related to the taliban in any way.. (would deny it anyways if so ;D) btw baal.. wtf are you talking about -_- cartoonish? Cartoonish like this: ![[image loading]](http://www.bony-babies.com/i/man_with_the_beard.JPG) btw, your lips look so phat, do you have black relatives or something? (im serious, cuz that sounded like ab ad racist joke) | ||
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Smorrie
Netherlands2956 Posts
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Smorrie
Netherlands2956 Posts
On April 20 2005 16:54 Muhweli wrote: Smorrie does sound like something small, cute and furry. Take out the cute and that's you <3 <3 <3 i have dimples man. im cute. right?! | ||
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Verbloten
Australia750 Posts
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ObsoleteLogic
United States3676 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.lordbrand.com/tempologic/coolguy.jpg) My "cool guy" look. ![[image loading]](http://www.lordbrand.com/tempologic/thumbsfag.jpg) My "ultimate faggot" look. ![[image loading]](http://www.lordbrand.com/tempologic/1-small.jpg) Looking sharp. I like StarCraft. Really, thats about it. Korean people are cool. | ||
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baal
10708 Posts
wow dude, you are too young for the kind of views you have... on a second tought, your last pic explains a lot  | ||
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baal
10708 Posts
On April 20 2005 07:42 IcedEarth wrote: ![[image loading]](http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HL/HU/GM/KR/ORNMH8RJLKRL.JPG) Like it hasn't been shown before --; Sorry Testie, no new ones for your collection T_T I'd hit it | ||
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