Team EG mystery announcement in 1 day 19 hours? - Page 469

On August 16 2011 17:27 GrungyMunchy wrote:
So...

No one deciphered the 4th audio file yet?

On August 16 2011 17:27 GrungyMunchy wrote:
So...

No one deciphered the 4th audio file yet?

On August 16 2011 17:29 ChaosTriggeR wrote:


its from the opening of the video game evil genius if you play the audio backwards, essentially hints to them recruiting a player

On August 16 2011 17:29 Dox wrote:

Please be kidding.

On August 16 2011 17:16 FeeL_ThE_RusH wrote:
So I overlapped all the audio files, played them at the speed calculated by the numbers 359 divided by 13.333333 (found in the page source). Alternated the audio between backwards and forwards every 17.89 seconds, while playing it through WMP with onscreen visual equalizers enabled. From this point a message was being spelt out through the visuals. It told me to seek upon the words of Plutarch and all shall be revealed. So began my search through the writings of the great philosopher.

It took some time but eventually I stumbled across a clue in the quote 'the mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled'. Lightning struck, outside the sky turned red, I knew I was on to something. Idra played terran in BW, and terran's had science vessels, so this equated to fire being the key word. At this point, I decided to kindle a fire out of pieces of dried bush and twigs outside. I figured that someone may be following me actions and decided to avoid using any means that could be spied upon. After several hours of rubbing specially constructed pieces of wood together I managed to spark a fire (thank you pocket SAS survival handbook and Bear Grylls). Onto the flame I dropped my Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty Collector's Edition Box. At first nothing happened, but in the last few moments the fire turned blue and a voice spoke out to me, "if you believe in the bat man, face and conquer your greatest fear" as the smoke expelled by the fire took the shape of a bat.

As my greatest fear happens to be toxic fumes I took the leap and plunged my head into the fumes, believing that this was for the good of ESPORTS. Breathing in deeply I sought enlightenment. It is hard to recall the many visions I saw within the trance that I fell into. They sporadically flashed through my mind like a speedling on creep, as I desperately chased them like a poor zealot without charge. When I awoke I was standing on top of a mountain, holding a beautiful girl with a wonderous expression on her face. I took a deep breath in the clear mountain air, and asked if she could explain what just happened. Her story was as strange as mine, in the attempt to reveal the secrets of EG she had undertaken many a queer ritual. She had stumbled haphazardly through the mists of mystery and false-truths. But the last thing she remembered was taking off her top to perform a ceremonial dance, then before she knew it she was plummeting several hundred feet through the air only to be caught by my strong masculine arms. She said. "you're a hero".

At this point it all clicked together, all I had been to came together incredibly unlike the 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle of a table covered in beans I once tried put together. Using the power of my mind I returned us to civilization in order to announce to the internet the fruits of my discovery, the wisdom that had been unfolded to me. Putting together the clues I was left with the words, Fire, Bat and Hero. Leaving me with the undeniable truth that this is the player who will be joining EG.

Now I must leave thee TL, do not forget the trials and tribulations that we must partake in for the advancements of ESPORTS. For today is now and now is today. Goodbye, farewell.

On August 16 2011 17:32 GrungyMunchy wrote:

Oh. Is there a transcript of what is actually said?


I just woke up.

Good point. FXOBoss pointed out it takes generally 2 years for them. Forgot that. That's actually a good reason, though not sure why he went through the qualifiers then