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On February 01 2011 10:57 Torte de Lini wrote:Show nested quote +On February 01 2011 10:55 Eric9 wrote:On February 01 2011 10:45 nayumi wrote:
lol casual fingering ... i wish girls around me are like this If you hang around nice girls, most of the time they'll only be in to chatting and making you wear cute outfits. If you hang around girls that like to have fun, well then you'll be in for a much crazier ride. I know I should have the ability to talk to this girl from class, but I'm nervous as fuck. Thanks for your help guys, I'll give you guys an update tomorrow. Take pictures. Take a video-camera. Tweet about it. Also: make you wear cute outfits? Ken, is that you? Are you nervous talking to Barbie after fingering her friend Kelly?
rofl stop it I'm having a hard enough time not bursting out of laugh while reading this thread
I thought about the same thing when I read about girlfriends making him wear cute outfits, oh god the fuck is this world he's living in seriously
edit : just to clarify I'm not making fun of you (in case you're not trolling, which you obviously are anyway), I just find all of this very amusing, your world looks like lot of fun :DD
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I'm still going with a troll.
Why do your "girfriends" make you dress up?
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On February 01 2011 10:55 Eric9 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 01 2011 10:45 nayumi wrote:
lol casual fingering ... i wish girls around me are like this If you hang around nice girls, most of the time they'll only be in to chatting and making you wear cute outfits. If you hang around girls that like to have fun, well then you'll be in for a much crazier ride. I know I should have the ability to talk to this girl from class, but I'm nervous as fuck. Thanks for your help guys, I'll give you guys an update tomorrow.
Nice. You finger girls in public but you're too nervous to talk to this one girl in your class... not to mention you already have a girlfriend.
You're either fucking stupid or... no, you're fucking stupid.
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On February 01 2011 11:03 LazyMacro wrote:
I'm still going with a troll.
Yea, did you see the other thread he posted as evidence that he wasn't trolling.
This can't be real lol.
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On February 01 2011 11:03 Eric9 wrote:@Torte de Lini: you never heard of cosplay? ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/rHDFB.jpg)
Never heard of multiple women making someone cosplay.
You're entirely right, you're not a troll, but that's one odd life.
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IF U HANG OUT WITH NICE GIRLS THEY MAKE U DO COSPLAY LOL!!!
ahahahha i wake up and read this blog made my day so much bettter
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Hot Wheels and Cosplaying Man-Dolls.
Mattel has really run out of ideas here.
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I'm ugly as hell and always had trouble attracting girls, until I learned to not get caught up with one particular girl and think she's special.
Trust me, statistics don't lie. I approached like 200+ girls (serious) and had no success, thinking that somehow law of averages doesn't apply to me. Now, I'm about to go on my first date ever this Friday with a hot chick. The thing about girls is that your batting average doesn't matter at all. All you need is one, so it's statistically impossible to keep approaching and not eventually score. I'm willing to bet you're probably a lot better looking than I am so you'll only have to approach like 10 chicks before you get a date.
One last thing: Get a clean shave, paying particular attention to the area under your nose and above your upper lip. Glhf
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I think you should talk to her first and then somehow get her to add you. Adding her on facebook even though you haven't even talked to her would be so awkward.
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On February 01 2011 11:09 Jstor wrote:
I'm ugly as hell and always had trouble attracting girls, until I learned to not get caught up with one particular girl and think she's special.
Trust me, statistics don't lie. I approached like 200+ girls (serious) and had no success, thinking that somehow law of averages doesn't apply to me. Now, I'm about to go on my first date ever this Friday with a hot chick. The thing about girls is that your batting average doesn't matter at all. All you need is one, so it's statistically impossible to keep approaching and not eventually score. I'm willing to bet you're probably a lot better looking than I am so you'll only have to approach like 10 chicks before you get a date.
You're an outlier champ. Good job on the snag :3
Start a blog, I want to hear how your date went (it'll be a nice change of pace in view of this one).
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btw by girlfriends I think he just means friends who happen to be girls... I had a korean guy telling me some girl is his girlfriend, while telling me 2min later that she's single so he obviously just meant a friend.
so then the dressing part makes sense, he's like their cute friend who they like to dress up and stuff, a kind of human doll for them to play with, but then again a doll fingering them .... looks like some weird sex toy you can put clothes on
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And the poster gets tempbanned.
Fail.
Still, I find some of hte above discussion to be insightful to the contradictions of hte planet.
Manifesto is to the point
Eric9 was just temp banned for 30 days by Manifesto7.
That account was created on 2010-12-12 22:20:42 and had 121 posts.
Reason: "How can you sleep at night? Humanity dictates that we all have compassion for other living things. You must be sick in the head or worse.. Christian."
Yeah. The last part was really necessary.
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Why the ban?? Why stop the amusement??
What a buzzkill 
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I SHALL FINISH THE STORY TO EASE ALL OF YOUR SOULS AND PUT THIS MYSTERY TO REST. THIS IS FOR YOU ERIC!
I woke up the next day feeling refreshed, new, confident! I read and recited all the tidbits, the jabs and even the jokes about my social life from the members at Team Liquid. Admittedly, I was a bit enraged, tired of being labeled as a troll solely because my social life doesn't follow the views of conventional dating and sexual approaches.
Showered, comb my streaked blond hair and added ink to my pupils to give myself a lifelike impression for when the women want to dress me. I wish, for once, they would undress me, but alas, I told myself. One step at a time; first the plastic fingering, then... yes, coitus!
At class I finally approached the girl I was feeling so nervous about. The hinges on my joints were beginning to ache, I could feel them rust as I inched closer and closer to her. The seats were limited and the amount of beautiful women were becoming quite scarce; only one left. As I snagged a spot on her left, I leaned back, sighed, rolled my head towards as she gave me a smile. A genuine pearled smile, her hair, equally blond was glorious, steed-like, my finger twitched but I restrained myself, held back the urge. I decided to say what any guy would say to attract a lady:
"Yeah, I fingered a girl once in the back of a movie theater, it was just innocent fun" I tossed her a wink, but her head jerked faster than a crash dummy on the job. My jaw dropped in horror! What? That didn't work? It impressed and bewildered all the TL members, how could it not work, why didn't it work? Like a shark I swerved in for another taste of sweet romantic blood. Her lids shut, in a disarray to what her poor ears were vulnerable to. I apologized, tried to tell her it was just innocent fun, nothing serious.
She took a second glance at me.
Another one, just in case I was true to the words I blathered from my parched throat. I yearned for her lips to press against mine, felt a thirst that only she could quench with her adoring and eternal love.
Her fingers crept around my cheekbone, we were in the moment, but before we proceeded further she confessed something deep and profound to me: "I... I have something admit" she whispered in both fear and in need of acceptance. "I'm... not entirely normal... You can't finger me like those other women".
I took a deep breath, glazed her eyes with my own worrisome feeling, unaware of what she was going to say next: "You can tell me, I don't care what's underneath, I just want you. Only you! All those other nice women, they just talk and do dress-up parties. I'm done with that, Mattel let me off that silly contract. I'm in for a crazier ride".
"The thing is, Ken, I don't have any lady parts down there, I wasn't designed for coitus, I was designed for kids 13 and under".
I smiled, sincere to the relief of hearing someone just like me: "That's okay baby, me too, me too..."
If you check out my Facebook, I put a new image of us for all of you to see!
![[image loading]](http://projectmadeline.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/barbie-and-ken.jpg)
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LOL your writing style is amazing.
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Definitely a great story Torte. I think this blog should be featured.
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On February 01 2011 11:30 Torte de Lini wrote:
my finger twitched but I restrained myself, held back the urge.
rofl haha best part
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On February 01 2011 11:09 Jstor wrote:
I'm ugly as hell and always had trouble attracting girls, until I learned to not get caught up with one particular girl and think she's special.
Trust me, statistics don't lie. I approached like 200+ girls (serious) and had no success, thinking that somehow law of averages doesn't apply to me. Now, I'm about to go on my first date ever this Friday with a hot chick. The thing about girls is that your batting average doesn't matter at all. All you need is one, so it's statistically impossible to keep approaching and not eventually score. I'm willing to bet you're probably a lot better looking than I am so you'll only have to approach like 10 chicks before you get a date.
One last thing: Get a clean shave, paying particular attention to the area under your nose and above your upper lip. Glhf
Nice! Good luck. Post a blog about it, haha. We could use a worthwhile girl blog for once. 
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It's a true story guys, true story!
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