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NevilleS
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada266 Posts
October 06 2010 02:10 GMT
#41
I went into this thread expecting a fantastically sarcastic "Balance Squad", where everyone (read: low-level scrubs) could join forces to fight imbalances on behalf of Blizzard. There would be an application form and everything, listing reasonable sounding information (like name, what times of day you are available for Balanced Squad meetings) alongside slightly ridiculous things (like height, favourite colour). I was going to scroll through the replies of hapless kids replying with their filled out forms and key insights, like "I think making the spawning pool provide supply would provide balance, here's a link to an essay I wrote on the subject for my 9th grade english class".

It was going to be so great. I was so excited, and then I got this. *sigh*
uguysarepathetic
Profile Joined October 2010
5 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 02:58:45
October 06 2010 02:55 GMT
#42
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Coufu
Profile Joined July 2010
Guam137 Posts
October 06 2010 05:11 GMT
#43
I dunno. I thought the mothership one was clever.
Obsolescence
Profile Joined August 2010
United States270 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 07:46:01
October 06 2010 07:41 GMT
#44
Thanks so much for the template! What a fun idea! Props to the OP! Here are the two I made

1st:+ Show Spoiler +

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2nd:+ Show Spoiler +

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It doesn't think. It doesn't feel. It doesn't laugh or cry. All it does from dusk till dawn is make the soldiers die. -Phyrexian Hulk
hulu99
Profile Joined October 2010
4 Posts
October 06 2010 11:52 GMT
#45
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sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 12:09:30
October 06 2010 12:04 GMT
#46
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if you remember the early Thor concept...
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
TSM
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Great Britain584 Posts
October 06 2010 12:05 GMT
#47
On October 06 2010 07:12 SpaceYeti wrote:
Um, I'm afraid I missed the joke...

Am I stupid?


me too
The person to smile when everything goes wrong has found someone to blame it on - arthur bloch **** tl:dr *user was banned for this post*
kojinshugi
Profile Joined August 2010
Estonia2559 Posts
October 06 2010 12:12 GMT
#48
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whatsgrackalackin420
FarbrorAbavna
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden4856 Posts
October 06 2010 12:16 GMT
#49
Funniest thread since terran tears :D

ty op!
Do you really want chat rooms?
MiraMax
Profile Joined July 2009
Germany532 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 12:23:18
October 06 2010 12:20 GMT
#50
Brilliant thread! My try:

[image loading]
me_viet
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia1350 Posts
October 06 2010 12:22 GMT
#51
On October 06 2010 21:12 kojinshugi wrote:
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lol best one atm so far (other than OP) haha
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 12:32:04
October 06 2010 12:28 GMT
#52
[image loading]

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
kr_priest
Profile Joined September 2010
Korea (South)223 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-06 12:36:06
October 06 2010 12:33 GMT
#53
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lowercase
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada1047 Posts
October 06 2010 12:38 GMT
#54
TL forums are so friendly, on Somethingawful or 4chan this thread would get crushed.
That is not dead which can eternal lie...
sk`
Profile Joined November 2008
Japan442 Posts
October 06 2010 12:49 GMT
#55
On October 06 2010 21:12 kojinshugi wrote:
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This one wins.
www.pureesports.com
Rawenkeke
Profile Joined September 2010
Norway350 Posts
October 06 2010 12:58 GMT
#56
On October 06 2010 08:58 GenesisX wrote:
I am confused as to how to read the comic.


No matter how you read it, it doesn't make sense like, SC2 balances..
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
October 06 2010 13:02 GMT
#57
On October 06 2010 08:45 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:
why does the clock never change? that would certainly explain why sc2 took so long, blizz just lost track of time.



This is the first thing I noticed too. :x
pxds
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil72 Posts
October 06 2010 13:23 GMT
#58
On October 06 2010 21:12 kojinshugi wrote:
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the clock is moving backwards!
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kojinshugi
Profile Joined August 2010
Estonia2559 Posts
October 06 2010 13:27 GMT
#59
On October 06 2010 22:23 pxds wrote:
the clock is moving backwards!


Uh, symbolizing the regression to an era before LAN play. Totally intentional, yeah.
whatsgrackalackin420
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
October 06 2010 13:30 GMT
#60
On October 06 2010 21:12 kojinshugi wrote:
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genius
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