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Hi guys! After being banned for 3 months I am back.
I have learned my lesson. I will forever be bless by what I have learned these pass 3 months. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.
My Story: After I was banned from society(teamliquid), I was stoned and kicked out into the wilderness(internet). I did not know what was wrong with me. What caused me to do such things that resulted in me getting banned? I wander around the wilderness(internet) looking for a place to accept me. I suddenly remember of a place call 4chan from the many conversations(threads) in the society(teamliquid). My new objective was to find this place. After days of lurking, I came across a temple call the Shaolin Temple(4chan). Thirsty, hungry, and desperate like the low life scum I am, I demand to come in and be accepted. I was approach by a monk(fag) which ask me what it is I seek. Still raging from being banned from society(teamliquid) I immediately scream out faggot!(monk!). He immediately took me in and fed me. I told him of my story and explained to him my uncontrollable nature of calling someone a faggot. He told me I was no ordinary human, I was a troll. He told me he would train me to be the greatest troll that ever live. After 3 months of training(raiding) I left the temple knowing it was time. But before I leave, I burned down the temple and left a note saying "Thanks faggot". It was the beginning of my journey as the trollmaster. Now I have been accepted back into the society(teamliquid). I have learned a lot about myself and I am aware of the rules and restrictions on someone such as myself(a troll) in the society(teamliquid).
Please be kind enough to welcome me back. Post your story. Have you been banned and for how long? I want to hear from you my friends. Have YOU learn your lesson?
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On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote: Hi guys! After being banned for 3 months I am back. I have learned my lesson. I will forever be bless by what I have learned these pass 3 months. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.
Tisk..tisk..tisk
I've been banned a few times a deserved 'em all (the latest one was strange though).the way I see it..its like being in one of those coma's where you are aware, where you hear everyone and know whats going on. But you can't say anything, you want to scream, but you can't. Then you wake up :D. And yes 4chan is an amazing timewaster and aninstant pick-me-up.
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On July 05 2010 07:29 Megalisk wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote: Hi guys! After being banned for 3 months I am back. I have learned my lesson. I will forever be bless by what I have learned these pass 3 months. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.
Tisk..tisk..tisk
Seriously, you obviously haven't learned anything.
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Belgium6771 Posts
I was once tempbanned 4 years ago because I said 'pics plz' when beyonder had just posted he once banned someone for saying 'pics plz'
I also included a witty 'o snap' in my post
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On July 05 2010 07:30 Zurles wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2010 07:29 Megalisk wrote:On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote: Hi guys! After being banned for 3 months I am back. I have learned my lesson. I will forever be bless by what I have learned these pass 3 months. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.
Tisk..tisk..tisk Seriously, you obviously haven't learned anything. why the hate? I come in peace my friend.
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On July 05 2010 07:31 Xeofreestyler wrote: I was once tempbanned 4 years ago because I said 'pics plz' when beyonder had just posted he once banned someone for saying 'pics plz'
I also included a witty 'o snap' in my post
lol just a second ago i was contemplating saying "who unbanned this faggot" but i'd be too bored at work all day without this site
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Ah thanks for the insight.
It was nice knowing kind troll :3.
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People say this is blog material so now i put it in blog. Now im going to get ban for putting it in here?
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gawd, that was one boring read.
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On July 05 2010 07:32 anderoo wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2010 07:31 Xeofreestyler wrote: I was once tempbanned 4 years ago because I said 'pics plz' when beyonder had just posted he once banned someone for saying 'pics plz'
I also included a witty 'o snap' in my post lol just a second ago i was contemplating saying "who unbanned this faggot" but i'd be too bored at work all day without this site
pussy, it's what I prefer to use over cats.
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On July 05 2010 07:30 Zurles wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2010 07:29 Megalisk wrote:On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote: Hi guys! After being banned for 3 months I am back. I have learned my lesson. I will forever be bless by what I have learned these pass 3 months. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.
Tisk..tisk..tisk Seriously, you obviously haven't learned anything.
Anyone else waiting to see if he gets banned again? ROFL
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Doesn't look like you've learned much, sorry :x
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On July 05 2010 07:37 Zidane wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2010 07:30 Zurles wrote:On July 05 2010 07:29 Megalisk wrote:On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote: Hi guys! After being banned for 3 months I am back. I have learned my lesson. I will forever be bless by what I have learned these pass 3 months. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.
Tisk..tisk..tisk Seriously, you obviously haven't learned anything. Anyone else waiting to see if he gets banned again? ROFL
Why so eager? I just got back and haven't settle in yet. you're mean!
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TL bans leave people scarred for life :/
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On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote: I have learned my lesson. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are. Rofl you couldn't make this ironic shit up ^^
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On July 05 2010 07:43 UdderChaos wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote: I have learned my lesson. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are. Rofl you couldn't make this ironic shit up ^^
I like subtle trolling. *applaud*
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I want to put my peener in a man's pooper. I think I'm having an identity crisis. Can you help me, toopham?
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Calgary25980 Posts
On July 05 2010 07:44 toopham wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2010 07:43 UdderChaos wrote:On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote: I have learned my lesson. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are. Rofl you couldn't make this ironic shit up ^^ I like subtle trolling. *applaud* Please stop.
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On July 05 2010 07:48 Navane wrote: I want to put my peener in a man's pooper. I think I'm having an identity crisis. Can you help me, toopham?
no. I recommend a sharpie.
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On July 05 2010 07:43 UdderChaos wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote: I have learned my lesson. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are. Rofl you couldn't make this ironic shit up ^^
First thing I read too and was like estimating the time before he's banned again.
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Oh boy, this thread is like a plane with no engines. Could have a happy ending and land, but the probability is not high, much more likely to crash. Also, anyone that needs to explicitly state that they are a troll usually are not doing it right, or enjoy longevity.
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On July 05 2010 07:49 Chill wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2010 07:44 toopham wrote:On July 05 2010 07:43 UdderChaos wrote:On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote: I have learned my lesson. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are. Rofl you couldn't make this ironic shit up ^^ I like subtle trolling. *applaud* Please stop.
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On July 05 2010 08:02 Count9 wrote: Oh boy, this thread is like a plane with no engines. Could have a happy ending and land, but the probability is not high, much more likely to crash. Also, anyone that needs to explicitly state that they are a troll usually are not doing it right, or enjoy longevity.
what comes first. the chicken or the egg?
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you're breaking rules 1 and 2 my friend
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On July 05 2010 08:09 shawster wrote: you're breaking rules 1 and 2 my friend
thats a new*** rule but to make u happy. o.0 fixed.
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10 bucks says this kid will be perm'd within a week.
What's 4chan got to do with trolling anyway? Last time I visited that site (admittely not often) all I could find was a bunch of worn out memes and porn produced to resemble kiddy porn. On TL we have some excellent trolls, in fact most of the admins have done some successful sublte trollings in the past. You just feel like the kind of person who'd spam N'GGER N'GGER N'GGER in a livestream to crash it during proleage, which doesn't make you a troll. It just makes you a dick.
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why is every1 so mad at me. i just want to be welcome back and say I learned my lesson.
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On July 05 2010 08:11 hifriend wrote: 10 bucks says this kid will be perm'd within a week.
If I was a betting man...I'd make it 5 days. 
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Osaka27146 Posts
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