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enk1
Profile Joined March 2010
Uganda14 Posts
May 01 2010 04:04 GMT
#21
Nay
TLOBrian
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States453 Posts
May 01 2010 04:04 GMT
#22
Constant Clicking, Singular in mind.
A timeless stampede
Spreading death and destruction
Many fall but are replaced
Never ending in their goal
Live for the Swarm
Live for the overmind

Like so many others
The terrans persist, resist
The opression of the zerg
Unheard of through many sectors.
But soon they will know.

Sweat pours down a marines back
A blank stare in his eyes
The syringe snaps against his flesh
And he too lives
Unwillingly fighting against a monstrous foe


Steven Bonnell II is the friggin man.
Robots
Profile Joined May 2010
United States2 Posts
May 01 2010 04:04 GMT
#23
A beta key opportunity
I have long since the beginning search for thee
A poem to appease the generous giver
And if I win I can stop damaging my liver.
saint_fu
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
May 01 2010 04:04 GMT
#24
On May 01 2010 13:03 enk1 wrote:
Ok changes of plans, first person to write up a short history of bosnia for the last 20 years (that is accurate) withing the next 20 minutes will get it.

And I went to all that trouble to write a poem for you sir. Quite frankly, I am disappointed.
prototype.
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada4215 Posts
May 01 2010 04:05 GMT
#25
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Give me the key,
To play SC2.
( ・´ー・`)
Toxiferous
Profile Joined June 2009
United States388 Posts
May 01 2010 04:05 GMT
#26
On May 01 2010 13:04 saint_fu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 01 2010 13:03 enk1 wrote:
Ok changes of plans, first person to write up a short history of bosnia for the last 20 years (that is accurate) withing the next 20 minutes will get it.

And I went to all that trouble to write a poem for you sir. Quite frankly, I am disappointed.

I WROTE TWO THINK HOW I FEEL!
I'm all teary eyed ):
_hate
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Japan112 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-01 04:09:08
May 01 2010 04:05 GMT
#27
in bosnia

we play sc2

TLOBrian
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States453 Posts
May 01 2010 04:05 GMT
#28
Am dissapoint, yes = /
Steven Bonnell II is the friggin man.
cvit
Profile Joined April 2010
Korea (South)4 Posts
May 01 2010 04:06 GMT
#29
You and me,
we used to talk
Like a river underground,
the sewer where we used to walk.
The hole at the end
empties out to the pier
Where paperboats disappear
Me, I try to send this note,
Float it like a paper boat,
But paper sinks and words are weak.
I try but I don’t speak
Join together in the silent snow
Turn our faces up to see
Not endless night,
but day
A pier,
And you and me,
talking…

maybe you are looking for an original poem, and in that case....:
I live in Korea and yet,
beta access I cannot get.
You must be korean to play
but I am from the US of A.
Please help me with your generosity
by giving me a beta key.
enk1
Profile Joined March 2010
Uganda14 Posts
May 01 2010 04:06 GMT
#30
Oh well, they're legit keys...I get to have at least a LITTLE fun, don't I?
Flakes
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States3125 Posts
May 01 2010 04:07 GMT
#31
The monarch flaps its fire-hued wings
And eddies the air
Swirling currents traverse the atmosphere
Combining and growing and forming a maelstrom
Of reaction that brings ruin to an island
Halfway across the world
Or salvation to a desert
Crying for rain.

It alights from its perch of Asclepias
Milkweed
And pushes the Earth with the force of a breath
Out of its place in the endless black void
Lengthening the day and changing the seasons
Causing the chill in the air before me
And giving me time to look towards the sky
And prepare for the coming storm.
Toxiferous
Profile Joined June 2009
United States388 Posts
May 01 2010 04:09 GMT
#32
you evil sadistic man you!!
enk1
Profile Joined March 2010
Uganda14 Posts
May 01 2010 04:10 GMT
#33
EDIT: Just got 2 more keys to give away, that means 3 more to go. 10 minutes left on the post for a mini history btw
renyninja
Profile Joined December 2009
Japan21 Posts
May 01 2010 04:14 GMT
#34
small population > civilization > world war 2 > peace > bosnian war > robusto.
The DONG FAN
Robots
Profile Joined May 2010
United States2 Posts
May 01 2010 04:14 GMT
#35
In 1992 or so due to the parliamentary elections the Croatians and Slovenians wanted to break on through to the other side, of communism, bunch of boring goverment stuff happened genocide was slapped onto the country and bunch of people died in the war. Very up beat stuff.
Toxiferous
Profile Joined June 2009
United States388 Posts
May 01 2010 04:15 GMT
#36
Bosnia is a place THAT I LIKE AND HAS GREAT HISTORY AND THEY MAKE GREAT SOFT PRETZEELS
Vesperia
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada30 Posts
May 01 2010 04:17 GMT
#37
Inter-ethnic civil war for three years from 1992 until 1995 between the Bosniaks, Serbs and Croats
Peace agreement was signed in Paris on December 14, 1995, the agreement divided Bosnia and Herzegovina roughly equally between the Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina and the Bosnian Serb Republika Srpska. The national flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina was adopted on February 4, 1998.
fulmetljaket
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
482 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-01 04:21:35
May 01 2010 04:18 GMT
#38
+ Show Spoiler +
Yeah. 40 oz. of malt liquor mmake me want to tell you somethin'.

Rollin round, sittin on dubs.
Countin the urs,
Was high on shrubs.
Coolin in my Escalade.
Man I'm paid, I got it made!
Take me to your special place.
Close your eyes,
Show me your face.
I'm gonna piss on it!

Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want none of the above.
I want to piss on you!
Yes I do. I'll piss on you;
I'll pee on you.

Now your body, your body
Is a Porta-Potty.
And my pee I'd kick;
Like it know's karate. (knows karate)
And you'll never feel quite the same
Once u take a whiff of my Hershey stains.
I want to poop on u too.
I want to pee in your food.
Only thing that make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I'm gonna piss on you!

Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want none of the above.
I want to piss on you!
Yes I do. I'll piss on you;
I'll pee on you.

Before we start, I'm gonna fart. I'm gonna fart on you.

-Dave Chappelle

http://www.videovat.com/videos/883/dave-chappelle-peeonyou.aspx

"Hunter Seeker Missile Is Gay, Just Like You." - Anon @ US
dan1st
Profile Joined April 2004
Malaysia399 Posts
May 01 2010 04:18 GMT
#39
I combined the two: poem + Bosnia...

Ahhh Bosnia and Herzegovina,
A country in Europe on the Balkan Peninsula,
Bordered to the north by Croatia,
And to the east stands Serbia.

From Neolithic to the Medieval Bosnia,
Then moved on to the Ottoman Era,
Proceeded to the rule of Austro-Hungaria,
And slowly to the now Yugoslavia.
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
May 01 2010 04:18 GMT
#40
Two keys were offered in a giveaway,
And sorry I could not win them both
And be one user, still though I may
With alternate accounts, if I'd get away
But the admins would probably be loathe;

Then considered again, to be fair,
For that beta key I'd surely claim.
Because Beta is awesome and wanted wear
Though as for rhyming with a swear
It would not be a poem as tame;

And still both those keys equally lay
Within a gross lyric of being lost.
Oh, I decided to plagiarize my way
To winning the contest on this day,
So here's a parody of Robert Frost.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two keys were given on TL, and I—
I wrote a poem while I was high,
And that has made all the difference.
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