A Bo7 ZvP grudgematch. dRaW will be offracing as zerg.
Why:
One day on Skype...
KC: Sayle man stop hyping Mazur's PvZ dat guy sux Sayle: u jelly? KC: maybe (yes) Sayle: grudgematch you zerg gogo? KC: okay KC: zerg is easy, I beat Korean progamer with my zerg Sayle: lol you think you can beat him in a Bo7? KC: I will beat him with queens
On May 04 2013 17:54 skzlime wrote: whoever loses has to post a pic of himself holding a sign bare chest only wearing a borrowed pink lace bra with his face visible
Poll: what should the sign say?
i <3 skzlime (20)
54%
protoss is for girls (9)
24%
sex sex pussyhair (6)
16%
i fucked your boyfriend (1)
3%
all of the above (1)
3%
37 total votes
Your vote: what should the sign say?
(Vote): i <3 skzlime (Vote): sex sex pussyhair (Vote): protoss is for girls (Vote): i fucked your boyfriend (Vote): all of the above
Watched draw's zerg on his stream. Looks solid and with Mazur recovering from his hand injury, this should produce some great games. Especially since both know the pvz matchup so well. This will be awesome.
On May 05 2013 07:58 Sayle wrote: I saw dRaW laddering as zerg on his stream today. I think he practiced more for this match than he did for his entire TLS run.
All he needed for the TLS run was the fox-hat. I told him to wear it during all his games, but he stopped wearing it and started floundering. He also did zero crunches during the TLS, and you need ridiculous ab muscles to win it.
btw, I think the [date] tags on TL didn't take into account daylight savings in EU, so the time in the OP seems one hour later than when I meant. Not sure who exactly this affects but it's pretty confusing for me XD
Basically, I think this is happening about 4 hours from this post?
That's because you used CET time zone, instead of CEST.
I made the same mistake yesterday with TLS post. TL, mistakenly, makes a difference between CET and CEST time zone in the summer time and doesn't assume CET = CEST in summer time like it should. So just write CEST instead of CET and then it'll work correctly ^^
draW: "It's okay, buddy. I just make more drones" "I'm expecting carriers any minute now" (Fleet Bacon built few minutes later) Sayle: "WTF is with those cannons" Then he apologises for playing the OP race.
Carriers have still not arrived.
DraW found the Ultralisk button and used it to great success. But panic DT's and BIG BALLS OF POWER save the day.
DraW: "Holy shit" [I might win!] (Attacks into reavers) "Ssibal"
Kiante doj'd casting apparently.
Edit2: CARRIERS HAVE ARRIVED. 6 observers have also arrived, but they were not as impressive.
G4 on Benzene starts with Mazur not being as ballsy as Stork and going Forge before Nexus instead of Nexus, gas, core before Forge.
Both players are too serious and refuse to trashtalk. Are we sure this is a grudgematch?
"More porn, less SC2 talk" I strongly agree. Mazur walls himself in at the nat. Strong reminiscence of Chill vs CombatEZ, but less trashtalk and no bearsemen on this broadcast.
Mazur displays next level thinking by going in circles around a hydra force and somehow still loses his army. I blame siege tank imbaness.
More self-mutilation ensues in the natural of Mazur, a pylon joins the cybernetics core in the great simcity in the sky.
drAw pushes Mazur's forces back in top left, but loses a lot of hydras to storms. Cow Den has been placed.
MASSIVE DROP IN THE PROTOSS MAIN. Archives down.
Cue the music!
Zerg army waltzes into top left and eats things, forcing a GG. 2-2!
G5 starts on Aztec. FIRST BM OF THE NIGHT FROM MAZUR. Only he bm'd Sayle.
Fortunately draw retaliates in style: "I let my sister play sets 2 and 3".
DRaw goes for 3h before pool vs forge, nex, gateway. More importantly, I'm pretty sure that there is an archeological dig going on Aztec and I await Sir Sayle to return to it.
! Sayle chat apparently is busy discussing tentacle porn, I must get on that shit instead of taking print screens and typing stuff in the LR thread.
Reavers incoming, hopefully red blood will flow. NOPE 3 hydras died despite nice clumping.
Shuttles fly! Couple drones die in the process. No scourge helps.
I am reminded that LR threads are for padding the post count and discussing tentacle porn.
5 more drones die to storms. Somehow Mazur does not have an army.
Small zealot task force moves to snipe a hatch. HATCHERY LIVES WITH 2HP. Also Mazur takes a random base at 11.
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is not like the rest. Can you tell which thing is not like the others, before I finish my song...
Distracted by mentions of tentacle cult in Sayle chat, I look back at the game to see that Mazur has actually built an army and taken inside 5 base.
And distracted by writing all this I look back to see that all that army died to, well, this: Wish you had those storms, bro. Btw, the base at 11 is perfectly fine the whole time.
On May 06 2013 04:07 ninazerg wrote: Tentacles.
Mhmmmmm. ^.^
Draw has 3-3 and Mazur does not. Armies clash near 9 for the 3rd time and storms hold the day until Cow Den kicks in. Mazur made more army.
Things you do not do when losing all your army to surprise ultralisk #4: NEXUS TRIFORCE
But Mazur made more units and kills bases, which is better than other things. And Draw did not have ling speed for 45 mins, because it is clearly overrated.
Sayle: " I want to challenge Twitch.TV to a grudgematch"
Mazur finally busts up the ramp and storms ALL THE THINGS, prompting out a GG and proving that Dragoons are not as dumb as Dwarf in Dorfen Fortress, as Dragoons have never pulled any self-destruction levers.
Mazur drops the bomb by announcing that his son registered for TSL2 and beat Protect in a bo5.
Sayle: "SUCK MY..... ENGLISH"
There was so little trashtalk this series that in order to fulfill my quota I had to take house trash out. But it's fine, because I still missed less action than Sayle.
Seems like lurker contain is being started at the nat, but Mazur is on 3 bases and equal with the zerg.
DraW fulfills my dreams and sets a hatchori contain.
This will hopefully be filled with tentacles ready to go up your asshole.
Meanwhile Mazur does a DT drop that does some damage and a HT drop that causes Sayle to go mad.
Sayle: "I bet Bakuryu knows how to cure cancer."
The weather at 4 mineral line is "Stormy".
Mazur goes triple robo, He also kills MORE drones, this time at 5. Draw is on so many bases though that he barely cares. Nvm just 4 bases.
Triple shuttle drop on the south side, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? Kills the hatch and moves back.
Mazur walled himself in again, tries to elevator his army on the back but loses all of it. On the bright side, he finally built reavers. Time for the slowest non-larva push.
Push lvl: successful. He also dropped zealots in the 5 base, but just killed bunch of drones.
Tentacles not enough.
Mazur's army busts out, takes 1 and kills 7, no more 2hp hatcheries for you.
HUGE BATTAL, zerg wins by killing all reavers but then the other half of P army comes and wipes out all fleshy things. Sometimes by being forced to use quadruple storm on the same patch of ground.
Lots of dodj'n all around, Mazur dodges a fight despite superior force and Sayle dojes a Bo3 vs Mazur.
BATTLE ENSUES, REAVERS WIN AND TAKES THE AWFUL GRUDGEMATCH 4-2.
Grats to Mazur for winning, grats to DrAw for his offrace.
Bonus shoutout to Kiante for dodj'n the cast and to Bakuryu for tentacle chat.
EPT
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