EPTOn August 01 2010 15:10 jgju wrote:
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Game 5: It's time for Another Fucking ZvZ. jgju is getting seriously sick of this shit.
Calm: Based on my opponents style and the layout of this map, I predict that a 12pool fast expo will give me the economic edge necessary to win.
Clam: Lolol 4pool kekeke
Calm: No! I will fight you, Clam, even if it takes every last ounce of energy in my incredibly powerful brain!
Clam: Tech switch to hydralisks! You know you want tooooooo
Calm fends off various attacks from Soo and from his Idiot Subconscious
Calm: Hrk... Hyuk... Must.... Fight.... Stupidity!
As his struggle goes on, Calm's brain slowly starts to expand under the epic strain of the two simultaneous battles.
Clam: Now is the time brother! Make ultralisks and win the glory you deserve!
Calm: I will not succumb! I AM CALMMMMMMM!
Calm goes Super Saiyan and demolishes Soo. He stumbles out of the booth with a shock of platinum blond hair and a bulgingly large cranium and collapses on the ground.
Clam (whispering): My precioussssss
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Game 4: Hero and his archenemy nameless SKT zerg are back for the epic rematch that still doesn't matter because it is ZvZ
Hero: I have a most devious plan! By getting mutalisks, I should be able to crush him with ease using my epic spam.
s2: Isn't every ZvZ like tha-
Hero (interrupting): DEVIOUS PLAN!
Hero techs up to mutalisks, and it seems his plan is going off without any major problems
Hero: Excellent, now I have only to pick him apart with my flawless micro. Wait a second, what is that?
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Hero: It seems harmless enough, I shall ignore it and go on with my master plaHOLYFUCKEXPLOSIONS
Bisu and Best: They call this a matchup?
Hero: I have a most devious plan! By getting mutalisks, I should be able to crush him with ease using my epic spam.
s2: Isn't every ZvZ like tha-
Hero (interrupting): DEVIOUS PLAN!
Hero techs up to mutalisks, and it seems his plan is going off without any major problems
Hero: Excellent, now I have only to pick him apart with my flawless micro. Wait a second, what is that?
Hero: It seems harmless enough, I shall ignore it and go on with my master plaHOLYFUCKEXPLOSIONS
Bisu and Best: They call this a matchup?
Game 5: It's time for Another Fucking ZvZ. jgju is getting seriously sick of this shit.
Calm: Based on my opponents style and the layout of this map, I predict that a 12pool fast expo will give me the economic edge necessary to win.
Clam: Lolol 4pool kekeke
Calm: No! I will fight you, Clam, even if it takes every last ounce of energy in my incredibly powerful brain!
Clam: Tech switch to hydralisks! You know you want tooooooo
Calm fends off various attacks from Soo and from his Idiot Subconscious
Calm: Hrk... Hyuk... Must.... Fight.... Stupidity!
As his struggle goes on, Calm's brain slowly starts to expand under the epic strain of the two simultaneous battles.
Clam: Now is the time brother! Make ultralisks and win the glory you deserve!
Calm: I will not succumb! I AM CALMMMMMMM!
Calm goes Super Saiyan and demolishes Soo. He stumbles out of the booth with a shock of platinum blond hair and a bulgingly large cranium and collapses on the ground.
Clam (whispering): My precioussssss
This, or soO is horrible.
