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Hello guys and welcome all to my one and only 1000th post of TL!!!! Now before I begin, I have a few words I would like to mention regarding this thread and OP so please LISTEN UP!
1. This may contain spoilers from last night's Starcraft Proleague Playoffs Semi-Final match between OZ vs CJ so.... if you're like "OMG, SPOILERS" then I suggest you run away as soon as you see this, wash your face about 5 times, then go to either my stream, mystlord stream or youtube.com to watch yesterday's Proleague matches before coming here again!
2. Now, this thread and OP may be overwhelming for some of you here of those who have a weak or imperfect heart. If you are such a person, please understand that I am not responsible of what you will see and read in a few moments and that if you so happened to go on an ambulance, you will most likely miss today's proleague match in which you will probably cry in your sleep for the next few days.
3. Lastly, I will say this once more that I am in no way being bias whatsoever for my views of today's modern world and society is centrist/moderate/neutral and that includes Starcraft Progamers and Proleague for most parts....... but I am a SKT1 fan.....
Author's Note: Now guys, since we cleared all that up, I first want to thank many many people in TL for able to support me and help me come into a decision to create an OP again after my previous former days as a LR OP where I was sure I would not make another OP ever again. I also like to thank kona-kun, mystlord, smix, NeverGG, Realpenguin, Murdonik, NeverV and many many others for all the times you helped me and..... umm.... stealing some perfect info from your threads to make this perfect thread possible... ^_^
Now, let's begin shall we?
Perfectman: Your average Perfect Protoss player.... or the PERFECT BONJWA??!Unfortunately,  PerfectMan was too perfect to not have a single picture for me to use atm.... such perfection...
So who is this PerfectMan (Kim Tae Gyun)? Well just simply click on the link and find out who this perfect boy is! He is definitely a perfect protoss player of our time, the one who executed perfect plays, made a perfect ceremony, had a perfect ointment to smell and possibly the perfect bonjwa to come! And best of all, he's in a perfect team of team Jaedong!
"Kim Tae Gyun, the future hope of the Protoss hope and perfect progamer of today."-Some anonymous crazy fanboy ![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/tlpd/images/players/599.jpg)
Last night, on day 1 of August as well as the first televised debut match of this perfect progamer, a certain boy completely destroyed and utterly raped a respectable veteran known for his aggressiveness with a title known as the "berserker", by creating a perfect build that allowed him to become more aggressive than his opponent himself executing such perfect timing and perfect micro that allowed him to grant his perfect victory! ![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/tlpd/images/players/129.jpg) First Target:  Iris, aka "Berserker"
Lately with all these protoss falling left and right, the once glorious 6 dragons down to one, the golden age of protoss completely obliterated and become this age of the overmind and the swarm, there are two players among the mist that is still pulling up a fight to regain the protoss might and strength. Two, that's right, there are still two protoss players remaining in the throne and power, we're talking Bisu and PerfectMan!
Perfectman smiling along with... wait a minute... that isn't Bisu! Magickarp???
Let's face it, anyone with their eyes and mind into the current society of Proleagues and Starcraft Progaming can see that Stork, BeSt, Kal, free, JangBi and many other Protoss players have fallen toward the might of the swarm and a occasional beatings from the terran race. In these misty times of global economic crisis and hardship, Protoss players have fallen, Zerg players rose up, and Terrans are still in their well-being middle class. With the likes of these mighty morphing tigers of seven consisting of  Jaedong, YellOw[ArnC], EffOrt, ZerO, Calm, Kwanro, and type-b, what chance can you say the other races have at the moment?
10%? 20%? Possibly 0%?!?!?!?!
Nope, you're all wrong! There's still a great a chance for the protoss race! (idk about terran... let's leave them out for now....) Now, why did I say this? I mean "geez, they're completely outnumbered, overunned, and overmanned by these zergs!" That's where this newcomer PerfectMan comes in!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rBqN33TVMs
"Take a look at this if you haven't done so already! Your thoughts and mind will completely turn around 180 after this plays of perfection!"
See what I mean? Sure, it wasn't a pvz nor pvp where his true test will lies in the future, but his very first televised match was a pvt! And not just that but, besides what he has delivered us that day, he did not fail to deliver the one thing that is important to us all. Ceremony.
Something Bisu himself have not done and certainly not on his debut match as well. Not amazed yet? Still not amused nor impressed of our perfect fellow? Well let's take a look at some graphs shall we??
...sorry....
...graphs....
...not....
...out....
....yet....
(Edit: Since a mod has blocked and locked this thread for further posting, I decided not to post any graphs at all anymore.....  )
Alright, so how's that? No good? Hmm... you're a tough fellow to convince aren't ya? Well, let's go to his stats:
vT: 1-0 (100.00%) | Last 10 (old -> recent): W
Oh my gosh, what, 100%!?!?!?! Why.... how is that possible?!?!
Alright, maybe those stats didn't convince you at all since he only played one terran, but let's get some facts down:
1. PerfectMan is in the SAME team with Jaedong!!!!! In other words, the perfect vZ practice partner!!!!
I think that's enough facts for today. So guys, what do you think? Do you believe in the protoss messiah? The sAviOr of today and tomorrow? The perfect player we all been looking for?? Well, fear not, because what's yet to seen will be all revealed and come to us all by the name of one single individual: PerfectMan
Finishing Editor's Note: I was half asleep creating this thread last night so mistakes are assumed and I'm trying to get the graph down as soon as I figure out how to make one... No, I am not in denial, and if you do not believe my words, you sir, are in denial yourself.
Edit: Since this thread got locked, I realized there's no point for me making several graphs to go along with this thread so.... oh well...
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After the game I thought he was going over to CJ's side to shake hands with Iris lool
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Was waiting for somebody to make the perfect thread.
Nice work.
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Funny thing is, when Perfectman was playing, I kept hearing Kim Taekyong, but then I realized they were just saying Kim Tae Gyun after 10 minutes of asking, "Why are they chanting Bisu's name?"
Fuck yeah, Perfectman awesome. Destroyed Iris. Go Perfectman! Badass ceremony too.
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ROFL OH MAN YOU ACTUALLY MADE IT. *cough* anyways good thread super golden hes bonjwa indeed 100 percent baby he kills little newblets like nothing ( this is NeverV btw )
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On August 02 2009 04:01 Roffles wrote:
Funny thing is, when Perfectman was playing, I kept hearing Kim Taekyong, but then I realized they were just saying Kim Tae Gyun after 10 minutes of asking, "Why are they chanting Bisu's name?"
Fuck yeah, Perfectman awesome. Destroyed Iris. Go Perfectman! Badass ceremony too.
Haha, so did I actually, hahaha, Koreans have such similar names.... 
On August 02 2009 04:07 geegee1 wrote:
ROFL OH MAN YOU ACTUALLY MADE IT. *cough* anyways good thread super golden hes bonjwa indeed 100 percent baby he kills little newblets like nothing ( this is NeverV btw )
O hai!!! Yep, thanks for the input and idea! ^_^
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I'll have to update my thread with a link to this.
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On August 02 2009 04:25 Ideas wrote:
I'll have to update my thread with a link to this.
hahaha, and I know exactly what you're thinking too, nice! I guess my thread will be some use afterall! ^_^
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On August 02 2009 04:27 QuickStriker wrote:Show nested quote +On August 02 2009 04:25 Ideas wrote:
I'll have to update my thread with a link to this. hahaha, and I know exactly what you're thinking too, nice! I guess my thread will be some use afterall! ^_^
I already updated my OP with my thoughts about perfectman :D
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On August 02 2009 04:41 Ideas wrote:Show nested quote +On August 02 2009 04:27 QuickStriker wrote:On August 02 2009 04:25 Ideas wrote:
I'll have to update my thread with a link to this. hahaha, and I know exactly what you're thinking too, nice! I guess my thread will be some use afterall! ^_^ I already updated my OP with my thoughts about perfectman :D
Alright!!! I just checked on your OP as well and I saw the link to this thread!!! Yay :D
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I support this thread.
Was waiting for someone to make something like this and my wish was fulfilled. Great work!
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I couldn't take the word perfect in the OP anymore
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so thats where guemchi has spawned
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lol
this guy is the same as
Iron, Guemchi, violet.
1 win and become the new up and coming. 2 weeks later found sniffing glue and going DA or scouts
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I approve of this sadly. Nice read!
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There is only one who can stand a chance against someone so perfect.
BOGUS
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Iris was just a foolish fool who foolishly dreamed foolish dreams of defeating the Perfect Man!
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very nice game, nice read too
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After Eff0rt's fail to steer his bandwagon on the right path, il just leave this cart going by.. Im fed up with the youngsters that might have some uber skill.
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Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
On August 02 2009 05:04 LCC wrote:
There is only one who can stand a chance against someone so perfect.
BOGUS
Agreed. The Gnome is going to destroy everybody in 2010.
PerfectMan too perfect to play CJ again, I see?
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ffffffffffffffuuuuuccccccckkkkk
not exactly likely perfectman lost with that title
gonna watch the games now
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I agree, it's pretty dumb to have that as the thread title and THEN warn of spoilers inside the thread.
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On August 02 2009 05:32 jtan wrote:ffffffffffffffuuuuuccccccckkkkk not exactly likely perfectman lost with that title gonna watch the games now
On August 02 2009 05:44 Radical wrote:
I agree, it's pretty dumb to have that as the thread title and THEN warn of spoilers inside the thread.
Apparently, some people are just blind to neglect reading the first paragraph.... I mean did I or did I not warn you for spoilers on the FIRST FREAKING PARAGRAPH before you can read any further?!?!
1. This may contain spoilers from last night's Starcraft Proleague Playoffs Semi-Final match between OZ vs CJ so.... if you're like "OMG, SPOILERS" then I suggest you run away as soon as you see this, wash your face about 5 times, then go to either my stream, mystlord stream or youtube.com to watch yesterday's Proleague matches before coming here again!
Seriously Radical, if that's some sort of a way to piss me off especially when you obviously didn't see the matches when there are spoilers, threads and VODs already up, you did a good job since I have no clue why else you would come to this thread making such a post.
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Wow perfect topic! This kid is something! Hopefully he won't pull a Movie next time he play.
"Perfectman is perfect
That's why he's perfectman.
If he wasn't perfect, he wouldn't call himself perfectman now, WOULD HE?!"
-a comment from youtube
simple enough but true isn't it?
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seriously it was only one game..
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On August 02 2009 06:09 QuickStriker wrote:Show nested quote +On August 02 2009 05:32 jtan wrote:ffffffffffffffuuuuuccccccckkkkk not exactly likely perfectman lost with that title gonna watch the games now Show nested quote +On August 02 2009 05:44 Radical wrote:
I agree, it's pretty dumb to have that as the thread title and THEN warn of spoilers inside the thread. Apparently, some people are just blind to neglect reading the first paragraph.... I mean did I or did I not warn you for spoilers on the FIRST FREAKING PARAGRAPH before you can read any further?!?! Show nested quote +1. This may contain spoilers from last night's Starcraft Proleague Playoffs Semi-Final match between OZ vs CJ so.... if you're like "OMG, SPOILERS" then I suggest you run away as soon as you see this, wash your face about 5 times, then go to either my stream, mystlord stream or youtube.com to watch yesterday's Proleague matches before coming here again! Seriously Radical, if that's some sort of a way to piss me off especially when you obviously didn't see the matches when there are spoilers, threads and VODs already up, you did a good job since I have no clue why else you would come to this thread making such a post.
Read their posts... they said the TITLE gave away what happened. Not the thread content.
All that aside, nice writeup. Despite Iris flopping to Perfectman, it was a good win, and a good debut match. I've said it hundreds of times that these little no-namer guys are going to be probably a bigger part of the Playoffs than the big names.
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On August 02 2009 06:09 QuickStriker wrote:Show nested quote +On August 02 2009 05:32 jtan wrote:ffffffffffffffuuuuuccccccckkkkk not exactly likely perfectman lost with that title gonna watch the games now Show nested quote +On August 02 2009 05:44 Radical wrote:
I agree, it's pretty dumb to have that as the thread title and THEN warn of spoilers inside the thread. Apparently, some people are just blind to neglect reading the first paragraph.... I mean did I or did I not warn you for spoilers on the FIRST FREAKING PARAGRAPH before you can read any further?!?!
you don't get it, this is like making a thread called "BOXER WINS OSL" and then first sentence inside is "WARNING! Might contain OSL spoilers"
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yay my gif was used haha
can't wait to witness more perfection
PERFECTMAN FOR ACE TONIGHT LOL
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On August 02 2009 06:21 jtan wrote:Show nested quote +On August 02 2009 06:09 QuickStriker wrote:On August 02 2009 05:32 jtan wrote:ffffffffffffffuuuuuccccccckkkkk not exactly likely perfectman lost with that title gonna watch the games now On August 02 2009 05:44 Radical wrote:
I agree, it's pretty dumb to have that as the thread title and THEN warn of spoilers inside the thread. Apparently, some people are just blind to neglect reading the first paragraph.... I mean did I or did I not warn you for spoilers on the FIRST FREAKING PARAGRAPH before you can read any further?!?! you don't get it, this is like making a thread called "BOXER WINS OSL" and then first sentence inside is "WARNING! Might contain OSL spoilers"
You know what, I give up. I feel like the more I try to argue and talk about this, the more I see myself as the bad evil guy. I mean I make a thread and try my best input and effort into it and every single time, there's always such one or two individuals blocking my path from a perfect thread. Always one single person ruining the entire thread for us. God, really now? This is exactly why I stopped making OP and threads, because people like you exist in TL bashing my methods, ideals and etc. Well, congrats, you just ruined a perfect day for me, perfect moment for PerfectMan and definitely a perfect analysis for the most of us.
Edit: One last thing, I still can't understand the necessary of your posts of coming here and just posting the mistakes I made when you couldn't obviously just shut yourself up from all this as well as the other guy when no one else here is complaining nor made that comments except you guys. Care to explain?
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This thread needs these graphics
Winning percentage last night: %100 jaedong %100 perfectman %0 effort
Career win percentage vs T: %100 perfectman %70.41 flash %64.67 jaedong %61.19 bisu
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On August 02 2009 06:34 QuickStriker wrote:Show nested quote +On August 02 2009 06:21 jtan wrote:On August 02 2009 06:09 QuickStriker wrote:On August 02 2009 05:32 jtan wrote:ffffffffffffffuuuuuccccccckkkkk not exactly likely perfectman lost with that title gonna watch the games now On August 02 2009 05:44 Radical wrote:
I agree, it's pretty dumb to have that as the thread title and THEN warn of spoilers inside the thread. Apparently, some people are just blind to neglect reading the first paragraph.... I mean did I or did I not warn you for spoilers on the FIRST FREAKING PARAGRAPH before you can read any further?!?! you don't get it, this is like making a thread called "BOXER WINS OSL" and then first sentence inside is "WARNING! Might contain OSL spoilers" You know what, I give up. I feel like the more I try to argue and talk about this, the more I see myself as the bad evil guy. I mean I make a thread and try my best input and effort into it and every single time, there's always such one or two individuals blocking my path from a perfect thread. Always one single person ruining the entire thread for us. God, really now? This is exactly why I stopped making OP and threads, because people like you exist in TL bashing my methods, ideals and etc. Well, congrats, you just ruined a perfect day for me, perfect moment for PerfectMan and definitely a perfect analysis for the most of us.
I can understand your feeling, the op is actually really nice, but you have to understand I got pissed when I'm spoiled like that, that set was so important
counter-edit:
Edit: One last thing, I still understand the necessary of your posts of coming here and just posting the mistakes I made when you couldn't obviously just shut yourself up from all this as well as the other guy when no one else here is complaining nor made that comments except you guys. Care to explain?
1. Impulsive post because I was really pissed at being spoiled
2. Making some mod change the title to avoild spoilers for other people
Since I've seen the last games now I'll comment on the actual content of the thread:
I was really surprised at how solid his build and micro was. Even through iris build was bad against perfectmans it wasn't only a BO win, he handled that attack amazingly!
Still, I'd like to see how he performs in longer games, this one didn't really show much. But since he's with JD, he's probably getting good practice~~ Looking forward to see him play in the future. Actually, too bad he isn't playing for Oz tomorrow.
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Perfectman is perfect. Can't we leave it at that for now?
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If Perfectman wins his next 2 matches and does a ceremony I am changing my favourite team icon to Oz.
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im gonna play the devil's advocate.
Why, after 1 game, is he getting so much hype. Yes it was a well deserved win, and it was a very well deserved super fantastical espialadoshus type of ceremony. But, we have to wait till he plays like in most of his games. Other wise, JD is going to be OZ's ace player (sorry if i sound off topic, but from the hype it sounds like Perfectman might become OZ's next best thing).
Perfectman- either a fluke, or might turn into another effort...
Besides remember the last time a pro gamer was hyped alot? Remember someone by the ID Sea[Shield]?
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Recently, Kespa established a rule against celebrations that could disrespect rivals, being sanctionable.
This was due to FBH celebrations
Is it sanctionable this way??
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On August 02 2009 06:34 QuickStriker wrote:Show nested quote +On August 02 2009 06:21 jtan wrote:On August 02 2009 06:09 QuickStriker wrote:On August 02 2009 05:32 jtan wrote:ffffffffffffffuuuuuccccccckkkkk not exactly likely perfectman lost with that title gonna watch the games now On August 02 2009 05:44 Radical wrote:
I agree, it's pretty dumb to have that as the thread title and THEN warn of spoilers inside the thread. Apparently, some people are just blind to neglect reading the first paragraph.... I mean did I or did I not warn you for spoilers on the FIRST FREAKING PARAGRAPH before you can read any further?!?! you don't get it, this is like making a thread called "BOXER WINS OSL" and then first sentence inside is "WARNING! Might contain OSL spoilers" You know what, I give up. I feel like the more I try to argue and talk about this, the more I see myself as the bad evil guy. I mean I make a thread and try my best input and effort into it and every single time, there's always such one or two individuals blocking my path from a perfect thread. Always one single person ruining the entire thread for us. God, really now? This is exactly why I stopped making OP and threads, because people like you exist in TL bashing my methods, ideals and etc. Well, congrats, you just ruined a perfect day for me, perfect moment for PerfectMan and definitely a perfect analysis for the most of us. Edit: One last thing, I still understand the necessary of your posts of coming here and just posting the mistakes I made when you couldn't obviously just shut yourself up from all this as well as the other guy when no one else here is complaining nor made that comments except you guys. Care to explain?
So because you made a title that blatantly spoils games from last night, we're not supposed to be annoyed?
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On August 02 2009 06:47 Sonu wrote:
im gonna play the devil's advocate.
Why, after 1 game, is he getting so much hype. Yes it was a well deserved win, and it was a very well deserved super fantastical espialadoshus type of ceremony. But, we have to wait till he plays like in most of his games. Other wise, JD is going to be OZ's ace player (sorry if i sound off topic, but from the hype it sounds like Perfectman might become OZ's next best thing).
Perfectman- either a fluke, or might turn into another effort...
Besides remember the last time a pro gamer was hyped alot? Remember someone by the ID Sea[Shield]?
It's a joke, like the thread about Guemchi after he beat Bisu..
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Germany / USA16648 Posts
I appreciate the effort you put into the op, but after 1 game this is incredibly silly, sorry
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Germany / USA16648 Posts
Renamed the thread so people don't accidentally get spoiled until it gets buried. Too bad you didn't put this effort into something really good or useful
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On August 02 2009 05:22 tree.hugger wrote:Show nested quote +On August 02 2009 05:04 LCC wrote:
There is only one who can stand a chance against someone so perfect.
BOGUS Agreed. The Gnome is going to destroy everybody in 2010. PerfectMan too perfect to play CJ again, I see?
Wow. That prediction about Bogus....so eerie.
Nice bump lol, will miss PerfectMan too.
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On December 05 2011 06:10 Weedk wrote:Show nested quote +On August 02 2009 05:22 tree.hugger wrote:On August 02 2009 05:04 LCC wrote:
There is only one who can stand a chance against someone so perfect.
BOGUS Agreed. The Gnome is going to destroy everybody in 2010. PerfectMan too perfect to play CJ again, I see? Wow. That prediction about Bogus....so eerie. Nice bump lol, will miss PerfectMan too.
bogus didn't become good until 2011 though
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On December 05 2011 06:43 Ideas wrote:Show nested quote +On December 05 2011 06:10 Weedk wrote:On August 02 2009 05:22 tree.hugger wrote:On August 02 2009 05:04 LCC wrote:
There is only one who can stand a chance against someone so perfect.
BOGUS Agreed. The Gnome is going to destroy everybody in 2010. PerfectMan too perfect to play CJ again, I see? Wow. That prediction about Bogus....so eerie. Nice bump lol, will miss PerfectMan too. bogus didn't become good until 2011 though
Good point. Weird, thought he got good earlier in the season.
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Thanks for the bump, boy that was an exciting game, it's almost as good watching it again. Perfectman didn't even get a retirement interview like Anytime/Midas/Tempest...
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remember that game
also remembering he beat bisu in his first match or something if i remember correctly
so much anticipation and so much despair that player gave me as an oz fan
u'll be missed perfectman
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lmao I was laughing so hard at the nostalgia and the perfect writing!
:D!!!!!
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