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DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
September 05 2008 02:21 GMT
#21
On September 05 2008 08:50 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I know most of us probably have a friend or two who wants to play BW with us every now and then or whatever. The problem is this, we are somewhat hardcore players and they are the casual noobies that get slaughtered by the dozens everyday with our mouse hand alone.

My friend hasn't played since like 99 and I recently gave him my old CD key and he DL'ed the game off blizz website. He's been playing a lot (rec is like 60-55). But he just sucks and his apm is like 50-60.

So my question is this, How do you play with these people? Do you dumb down your style and just play by his rules? Do you just fuck around every game? Do you give orders throughout the game?

Any tips or advice are welcome.

PS- He usually wants to play BGH games which is even more annoying because I have to carry the team and with enemy having infinite money it is endless. We usually play 2v2 btw.


im actually about to game tonight with a kid from school who thinks he can beat me. he asked me what was that thing that made marines shoot faster ><
Cham
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
797 Posts
September 05 2008 02:25 GMT
#22
He sounds like an asshole if he tells you that you suck because you guys lose hahaha. I'd seriously just ask him what he wants to get out of BW, and what he wants to do in it? Is he interested at all in pro gaming or that style of play? Or would he solely just play BGH and money maps? Maybe move him slowly from BGH by playing Hunters?
infinity21 *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada6683 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-05 02:49:07
September 05 2008 02:48 GMT
#23
Do nothing for 1 min after the game starts

(by nothing, I mean quite literally nothing)
Official Entusman #21
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
September 05 2008 03:02 GMT
#24
this reminds me of that jaedong replay i watched today where he beat a protoss on bluestorm with ling/scourge/queen only :[ use a unit choice handicap!
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
September 05 2008 03:05 GMT
#25
show them a boxer scv rush or something for inspiration to play competitively!
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
September 05 2008 03:09 GMT
#26
You play embarrassing joke builds until they post on certain websites about how SC players think they are hardcore because they "Spam keys"
Beagle23
Profile Joined August 2008
Australia52 Posts
September 05 2008 03:54 GMT
#27
So wait, is this thread about how to play nice with your friends or how to get them interested in playing Brood War?

I thought it was the former at first but most people seem to be detailing how to move them off BGH maps or how to get them interested in pro-gaming.

Anyway I guess that must be it seeing as it'd be pretty weird to have to ask how to play nice with people who aren't as good as you.

Are you one of those guys who beats little kids into the ground when they challenge you to vidya gaems? Just throw a few games in interesting ways, let them have some fun. It sucks to lose all the time.
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
September 05 2008 04:34 GMT
#28
you play to win, no pity given. Dominate them
Dr.Dragoon
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1241 Posts
September 05 2008 05:10 GMT
#29
Backstab him, he sounds like a douche.
~o~ I have returned
YoUr_KiLLeR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States3420 Posts
September 05 2008 05:11 GMT
#30
i usually just 3v3 bgh with IRL friends. we have fun.
what the fuck do you have to say for yourself now you protoss jackass can you retaliate in any way
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
September 05 2008 05:29 GMT
#31
On 2v2, send out two drones, one to each enemy and harass them while playing normally.
this is my quote.
NovaTheFeared
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States7230 Posts
September 05 2008 05:37 GMT
#32
Use chaoslauncher and try to stay near his APM level.
日本語が分かりますか
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
September 05 2008 07:18 GMT
#33
--- Nuked ---
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
September 05 2008 07:39 GMT
#34
I got a friend to start playing but all he wants to play is fastest, lol. Then when I finally get him to play a REAL map with me he just fills his main with cannons and techs straight to carriers regardless of mu. I tell him that this just means he'll lose every game a bit more slowly rather than win but trying to teach him proper strategy is like trying to pound nails into cement. So if you're one of those who thinks, as I used to, that you wished your rl friends would start playing- be careful what you wish for. It's easy to forget this is not a game you can just pick up and play. :/
0xDEADBEEF
Profile Joined September 2007
Germany1235 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-05 07:44:24
September 05 2008 07:43 GMT
#35
- play them 1v2 or even 1v3
- play team games and team up with the worst (and maybe still do 2v3 or so)
- don't start playing for the first 2 minutes or so, although that makes you really vulnerable to a rush
Zanno
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1484 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-05 07:56:04
September 05 2008 07:54 GMT
#36
i don't attack newbies until i hit 200/200, though sometimes i wonder if that's even more soul crushing than the game ending in 5 minutes

off-racing helps too, if you're feeling really bad for him try to beat a protoss with pure m&m, no matter how many cannons he puts up
aaaaa
BlackStar
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Netherlands3029 Posts
September 05 2008 08:09 GMT
#37
-1v2
-1v2 or 1v3 team melee
-play with an UMS handicap by making all your stuff build slower and build more expensive while you start out with less starting workers..


pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
September 05 2008 08:15 GMT
#38
off race
1v2
ums
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
September 05 2008 12:10 GMT
#39
he's saying that YOU suck? lol.. that's not very nice....

are opponents are also weak? if so then its like strong + weak vs weak + weak, so its still ok, and then you can take them out one at a time. or play a macro game since noobs tend to not expo
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
September 05 2008 12:38 GMT
#40
Just fuck around every game. You can't expect to play seriously when he doesn't play seriously (playing on BGH 24/7? come on).
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