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Some more news from Korean sites regarding the recent Translator Strike. UPDATED
Authorities seize Roffles, turns Roffles into an SCV
After a sting operation in Georgia, authorities have stormed in and seized Roffles from his family store. Roffles, seeing that he no longer has any chance to escape, asked for time to do the dance. The translators and authorities have agreed for the time, in exchange for Roffles being turned into an SCV. "The SCV demotion is quite the low blow. Being demoted to ils' level is something I'd never have imagined ever. I guess the only way to climb outta this mess is to cave in and shake dat azz", remarked Roffles, as he was turned into an SCV.
![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/images/gallery/13306.jpg) ilikestarcraft, the only precedent before Roffles to be hit by such a humiliating treatment. Carnivorous Sheep "got lucky", according to many.
The situation ended peacefully, with minimal struggle. Experts expect Roffles to remain as an SCV for the indefinite future, but the Translators have agreed that the act is even more humiliating as doing Kara's Mister dance. In the meanwhile, we at TeamLiquid are thankful that the situation resolved peacefully with minimal casualties.
More progamers speaks out regarding the strike
The strike has now hit the critical stages, as Roffles has began hiring scabs. It is not known what kind of favors Roffles had to do for l10f, and the reporters have zero intention of trying to find out. Amidst this, more and more progamers have made remarks regarding the strike, and the conclusion.
![[image loading]](http://www.fomos.kr/board/photo/1273904001_1.jpg) Reach, making his public statement regarding the matter at hand
Reach has questioned whether Roffles was manly enough to play Protoss. "While I know that pretty[gm] also plays Protoss, I believe that in this situation, Roffles is too feminine to handle this manly race", adding that "Real men stay true to their word". When asked if Reach would also dance to Mister after losing a grudge match, he remarked "No one could hold a grudge against me. Real men don't answer hypotheticals".
Other progamers had made remarks. Rock, another Protoss, had remarked "Roffles' stubbornness in not dancing to Mister is rivaled only by my penchant for 2 base carrier against Terran". Jaehoon, another Protoss remarked that he "deems Roffles to be unworthy of the arbiter icon", and demanded that Roffles be demoted to an SCV immediately. Sea also joked about Roffles' chances of manning up, stating that "the day that Roffles gets his arbiter icon back is the day I advance to the round of 8 in a Starleague"
The Strike Worsens
The Translation Strike that has started yesterday night has worsened overnight, flamewheel reported. "Bans are being handed out now for the novice translators who have no idea what they're doing! They're cute :3", remarked flamewheel.
The strike is already seeing some effects. Notable users such as Harem has already started showing signs of withdrawal, as he began claiming that "Killer is gosu", and began absolute denial that Hwaseung is out of the running for the post season, with delusionary remarks such as "Backho is back." and "Lomo is a puppy dog". Harem has been taken into custody, and the doctors have hinted that it may be too late.
![[image loading]](http://www.fomos.kr/board/interview/1274933041_1.jpg) If you think this is a puppy, seek help immediately.
In the meanwhile, Roffles has been seen making statements such as "I'm on strike", attempting to draw the strike out as long as possible. Authorities are now considering the nuclear option - in a never-done-before Trans-race operation, turn Roffles into an SCV until the situation is resolved. Until that solution is operation, the strike shows no sign of ending.
HiyA speaks out regarding the "Dance Dance Translation Strike" in TeamLiquid![[image loading]](http://www.fomos.kr/board/photo/1277379568_1.jpg) HiyA, speaking in an emergency progamer meeting discussing the TeamLiquid translation strike
As the situation between Roffles and the rest of the TeamLiquid community worsened due to the Mister Dance incident, TeamLiquid's hunger for proper Korean news has hit the international community hard. The strike has also become the talk of the Korean eSports community, and within the midst, HiyA has spoken out.
He referred to Roffles' dodging as a "massive disservice to the fans", asserting that "without ceremonies, Roffles would be just another TL user, like Carnivorous Sheep". He justified his claim, stating that "without [his] ceremonies, I would just be another boring Terran like Flash", and said that "Fanservice is key to becoming baller".
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"I can't believe they even dared to compare Roffles to CSheep. That's low"
"Remember when Americans had a spine?"
"lol Roffles is chinese isn't he?"
"remember when american's never got caught losing"
Fantasy: "I'm glad Roffles is a terrorist like me"
Fantasy has applauded Roffles' dodge, saying that the act is fitting that of the "cheater race", and how Roffles should consider switching to Terran.
![[image loading]](http://www.fomos.kr/board/photo/1277619268_1.jpg) Roffles, in cohorts of Fantasy
"He's only a D+ Protoss", said Fantasy. "But I think he can hit A if he switches over to Terran. He is that dishonorable." Continuing, he said that "I take out good players out of the Starleagues just to deprive people of a potentially good series", and added that "I hope that Roffles continues this act of Terrorism upon the TeamLiquid community, by cutting the community out of all plausible sources". He has hinted that he would like the Broodwar forum in TeamLiquid would be more like its Starcraft 2 forums.
He concluded. "Yellow told me I was in the Kong line. Well, the reason I want to escape out of the Kong line is not because I want to win a Starleague, but so I can start my own "I hate everyone" line. And the first person I'm inviting is Flash and Roffles"
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konadora
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Baa?21243 Posts
"I can't believe they even dared to compare Roffles to CSheep. That's low"
> = (
Roffles you're cute :3
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konadora
Singapore66201 Posts
btw translation error:
He has hinted that he would like the Broodwar forum in TeamLiquid would to be more like its Starcraft 2 forums.
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I am dreading when this situation gets to out of control that the museum of natural starcraft history is looted and burnt to the ground.
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Hungary11297 Posts
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I think this would be funnier if I knew what it was making fun of ._.
"But I think he can hit A if he switches over to Terran. He is that dishonorable" made me laugh though.
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For all those concerned with the first part of this horrifying news.
![[image loading]](http://x32.xanga.com/e2ff954676135268378265/b214074349.jpg)
there is your comparison for a puppy. Do not fall for roffles tricks!
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Hiya is right on the mark here. The Carnivorous Sheep joke might have been a bit far, but Roffles could learn a lot from Hiya's logic.
I mean, maybe he won't be able to pull out a Magikarp - Gyarados evolution like Hiya, but he could at least put on some makeup and try a Feebas - Milotic.
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On June 29 2010 17:58 Nightmarjoo wrote:
I think this would be funnier if I knew what it was making fun of ._.
"But I think he can hit A if he switches over to Terran. He is that dishonorable" made me laugh though.
There's a strike going on, where all the translators are refusing to translate any articles.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=133028
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
Oh Milkis you're so damn cute.
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so good thanks for the read
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I hope we find this translated to korean somewhere in a few months
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Lol this is really funny. Fake news from Korea>Real news from Korea
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I lol'd my ass off on the floor, laughing. xD
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Omg lol! This is so good, so good. Roffles! Be a man~ We know you got it in you <3
Ur aweshum!
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So you translate even with the strike on?
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"But I think he can hit A if he switches over to Terran. He is that dishonorable."
What is this. Dishonorable = A Terran?
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On June 29 2010 21:09 XiaoJoyce- wrote:
"But I think he can hit A if he switches over to Terran. He is that dishonorable."
What is this. Dishonorable = A Terran?
Lol no Joyce. The joke is that although Roffles is only a D+ noob that he could hit A level on Iccup if he played terran. It's just a light-hearted remark about how Fantasy has ruined some potentially epic matchups by knocking good players out of starleagues and then not winning them himself. Hence his nickname of the bracket terrorist (he is terrorising those he knocks out).
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Argh I can't get over Fantasy's witch fingers. So creepy!
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On June 29 2010 21:25 Scorch wrote:
Argh I can't get over Fantasy's witch fingers. So creepy!
Fantasy is epic incarnate, he's like the WitchKing.
Evil never wins, but it's always fucking badass.
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LOOOOL amazing post, you gotta do it, l10f even let you win a game.
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"He has hinted that he would like the Broodwar forum in TeamLiquid would be more like its Starcraft 2 forums."
Oh dear PLEASE NUUUUUUU
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This situation sounds like it's getting out of hand. I hope it doesn't end up like the free agency debacle.
without ceremonies, Roffles would be just another TL user, like Carnivorous Sheep".
looool hiya so BM <3
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LOL this is hilarious, give that guy a star
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CA10828 Posts
without ceremonies, Roffles would be just another TL user, like Carnivorous Sheep".
this quote is 100% gold lololololol
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Why the C sheep hate? T_T
hilarious article <3
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Fell out of my chair reading this! :D
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HiyA, speaking in an emergency progamer meeting discussing the TeamLiquid translation strike
I loved it.
This strike is totally justified.
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Pitcairn19291 Posts
Please. I'll do anything. Just not the SCV icon. Spare me please!
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
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What a work of.. something. Roffles getting Jung Laden's endorsement is worrying 
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Haha so many good jokes in this thread :D
... Don't have a clue what's going on though :S
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On June 30 2010 04:55 MisteR wrote:
Haha so many good jokes in this thread :D
... Don't have a clue what's going on though :S
It's like when you're out with a group of people you don't really know, and the only reason you're there is because your friends with one of them and they brought you along. Then they all start telling inside jokes/stories and so you laugh along to not feel left out, but deep down you feel awkward and you know that when you get home you're going to be logging onto your computer and playing video games until late in the evening.
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Oh wow, I love this so much.
Lomo kinda looks like a puppy though, I have to admit.
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Hahaha, thanks for the laugh! ^_^
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On June 29 2010 21:38 sArite_nite wrote:Show nested quote +On June 29 2010 21:25 Scorch wrote:
Argh I can't get over Fantasy's witch fingers. So creepy! Fantasy is epic incarnate, he's like the WitchKing. Evil never wins, but it's always fucking badass.
Lol was so happy to see Fanta in this post . The guy always makes me laugh and has great games one way or another.
What is the text on the pole he is fingering?
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Have you guys heard him try to sing Bo Peep Bo Peep? Man....
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On June 29 2010 22:05 nttea wrote:
wait... what strike?
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man fantasy and roffles are jerks! :O
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Man I love this thread and the strike thread sooooo much. I have read this OP 3 times today lol
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i support the strike, make roffles a scv!
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front page naow! :D
i lol'ed so hard XD
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updated with the latest news
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Baa?21243 Posts
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This is a pretty good for the lulz.
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konadora
Singapore66201 Posts
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omg look at fantasy's fingers lol
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lolol, nice addition with reach XD
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
God, so cute.
CSheep drone, Roffles SCV.
We just need a probe now.
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On June 30 2010 11:52 flamewheel wrote:
God, so cute.
CSheep drone, Roffles SCV.
We just need a probe now.
^Probe.
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On June 30 2010 11:53 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:Show nested quote +On June 30 2010 11:52 flamewheel wrote:
God, so cute.
CSheep drone, Roffles SCV.
We just need a probe now. ^Probe.
You're pointing at yourself, right?
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Why was Carnivorous Sheep turned into a drone, anyway? >< I apparently wasn't here to see that happen... And will the SCV status be permanent? :O
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lololol
Awaiting fomos coverage.
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LOL, this is just too funny to read. Hope to read more on it when the situation escalates :p
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I noticed earlier today that Roffles had become an scv and I was wondering why
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What the hell is going oooooooon, hahahahahahahahaha.
Nevermind, I saw his post. Hey Roffles, how does it feel knowing you're below Joe Marine? Booyaaa amirite?
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Lyriene
United States346 Posts
HAHA Roffles and CSheep <3
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Vatican City State2594 Posts
LOL
edit: I want to be a probe T_T perma I mean,,
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On June 30 2010 11:52 flamewheel wrote:
God, so cute.
CSheep drone, Roffles SCV.
We just need a probe now.
pretty sure there is a 3k+ poster thats a probe O_o
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On June 30 2010 13:45 StorrZerg wrote:Show nested quote +On June 30 2010 11:52 flamewheel wrote:
God, so cute.
CSheep drone, Roffles SCV.
We just need a probe now. pretty sure there is a 3k+ poster thats a probe O_o
Seraphim.
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On June 30 2010 14:07 Pokebunny wrote:Show nested quote +On June 30 2010 13:45 StorrZerg wrote:On June 30 2010 11:52 flamewheel wrote:
God, so cute.
CSheep drone, Roffles SCV.
We just need a probe now. pretty sure there is a 3k+ poster thats a probe O_o Seraphim.
Haha poor Wei. I totally forgot about that.
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On June 30 2010 14:18 Saracen wrote:Show nested quote +On June 30 2010 14:07 Pokebunny wrote:On June 30 2010 13:45 StorrZerg wrote:On June 30 2010 11:52 flamewheel wrote:
God, so cute.
CSheep drone, Roffles SCV.
We just need a probe now. pretty sure there is a 3k+ poster thats a probe O_o Seraphim. Haha poor Wei. I totally forgot about that.
So I guess the triumvirate is complete then? :p
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haha this thread is getting better and better !
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On June 30 2010 13:45 StorrZerg wrote:Show nested quote +On June 30 2010 11:52 flamewheel wrote:
God, so cute.
CSheep drone, Roffles SCV.
We just need a probe now. pretty sure there is a 3k+ poster thats a probe O_o
hittegods?
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konadora
Singapore66201 Posts
lol SO good with Reach's article
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well written article! 
hahaha, this is so good.
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Haha, what is this I don't even. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be serious or not. So confused!
But also cute. :3
<3 Roffles
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
LOLOL nic post 
so/..roffles still dodging?
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"Roffles is too feminine to handle this manly race", adding that "Real men stay true to their word". When asked if Reach would also dance to Mister after losing a grudge match, he remarked "No one could hold a grudge against me. Real men don't answer hypotheticals".
hahahaha
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I WANT PL AND OSL INTERVIEWS DAMNIT!!!
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lol this shit is baller on awholenother level haha
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Haha.. this is epic. I was wondering why Roffles became a SCV.
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The Reach article made it so good. Such a manly race - makes me wonder why I am playing terran sometimes, but I digress.
It'll only be a matter of time before he caves.
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On July 01 2010 05:06 Rinrun wrote:
The Reach article made it so good. Such a manly race - makes me wonder why I am playing terran sometimes, but I digress.
It'll only be a matter of time before he caves.
That may be a loooooong time away
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On July 01 2010 03:04 O-ops wrote:I WANT PL AND OSL INTERVIEWS DAMNIT!!!
I thought the strike was over, too, but maybe not?
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It must suck being demoted to an SCV. Oh wait...
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So this means no kpop and dancing ? Id go on strike if I did anything around here just to see roffles dance.
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Hahaha. This made my day.
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On June 30 2010 11:52 flamewheel wrote:
God, so cute.
CSheep drone, Roffles SCV.
We just need a probe now.
Nony was probe for a longass time, until he finally got the TL.net logo.
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Pitcairn19291 Posts
On July 01 2010 06:30 LonelyMargarita wrote:
It must suck being demoted to an SCV. Oh wait...
Being an SCV really isn't that bad. I can live with the humiliation, but at the end of the day, I'm still above CSheep, and that's all that counts. Plus the numerous bunker jokes I can still make puts a smile on my face.
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He's happy with it. Something's wrong with this picture. The 'humiliation' they originally thought misfired. :O Maybe you guys should give him a sheep icon, or perhaps icons aren't enough O.o
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Baa?21243 Posts
Baa, give me a sheep icon ._.
-eats Roffles-
Damn SCVs D:
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What made Nony, Seraphim, and Carnivorous Sheep stay at the worker icon? Did they also refuse to sing/dance or something?
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On July 01 2010 10:09 BrownBear wrote:Show nested quote +On June 30 2010 11:52 flamewheel wrote:
God, so cute.
CSheep drone, Roffles SCV.
We just need a probe now. Nony was probe for a longass time, until he finally got the TL.net logo.
Somebody called?
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On July 01 2010 10:49 Hittegods wrote:
Somebody called?
LMAO!!! This thread seriously is one of my fav threads ever on TL. I don't know if I want Roffles to do it or not just cause it means this thread will eventually die and I don't want to see that!
If this was a blog i'd give it 10 stars out of 5!
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oh my god. this thread is soo full of win
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On July 01 2010 10:33 Z3kk wrote:
What made Nony, Seraphim, and Carnivorous Sheep stay at the worker icon? Did they also refuse to sing/dance or something?
Frozen Arbiter is a red probe does that count?
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On June 30 2010 05:10 TurbulentTurtle wrote:Show nested quote +On June 30 2010 04:55 MisteR wrote:
Haha so many good jokes in this thread :D
... Don't have a clue what's going on though :S It's like when you're out with a group of people you don't really know, and the only reason you're there is because your friends with one of them and they brought you along. Then they all start telling inside jokes/stories and so you laugh along to not feel left out, but deep down you feel awkward and you know that when you get home you're going to be logging onto your computer and playing video games until late in the evening.
How did u read my mind!!
Edit: I support Roffles cause i used to watch his streams (before my net started failing). Dunno what lead to all this but its pretty entertaining haha.
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lol i love this part most
Reach has questioned whether Roffles was manly enough to play Protoss. "While I know that pretty[gm] also plays Protoss, I believe that in this situation, Roffles is too feminine to handle this manly race", adding that "Real men stay true to their word". When asked if Reach would also dance to Mister after losing a grudge match, he remarked "No one could hold a grudge against me. Real men don't answer hypotheticals".
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LOL, this is quality by itself! Although roffles dancing will be even better.
Top Secret Dance-Off anyone? :-P
http://topsecret.ning.com/
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On July 01 2010 10:49 Hittegods wrote:Show nested quote +On July 01 2010 10:09 BrownBear wrote:On June 30 2010 11:52 flamewheel wrote:
God, so cute.
CSheep drone, Roffles SCV.
We just need a probe now. Nony was probe for a longass time, until he finally got the TL.net logo. Somebody called?
LOLLL oh my god i love this thread how did i just find it today
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lol "Reach has questioned whether Roffles was manly enough to play Protoss" , really fun thread
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oh roffles.. why cant you just dance?
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Bravo Milkis. Very well written. If we didn't get the dance, we at least got this article.
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