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funnybananaman
Profile Joined April 2009
United States830 Posts
October 15 2010 01:13 GMT
#301
(game had been over for a long time)
PvT, he comsats me killing my own army so i can make mass dts and dark archons to recall into his main:

toyond: FUCK YOU

toyond has left the game

MagnusHyperion
Profile Joined August 2010
United States288 Posts
October 15 2010 02:00 GMT
#302
i've got one

me: "glhf"
guy: "fu ck you"
me: "your mother would be proud of your good manners"
guy: "fuck you"
me: "she'd tell you herself if she weren't busy fucking a donkey"
guy: "what a lame comeback. i am going to take pleasure in beating you"
me: "glhf"

flash forward me fast expanding in PvP and going up 3 bases to 1. needless to say, he didn't gg when he left
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Templar.
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada133 Posts
October 15 2010 02:21 GMT
#303
playing diablo 2 O.o, beat some guy in a duel game and his response was...

"Fuck you and the mother the chicken"
-KarmA
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States353 Posts
October 16 2010 20:00 GMT
#304
One time playing i got from my opponent : I hope your moms dead

I got a good laugh out of that
Cambam
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States360 Posts
October 18 2010 20:57 GMT
#305
"Enjoy a life of mediocrity"

lol
Kuzmorgo
Profile Joined May 2009
Hungary1058 Posts
October 18 2010 22:04 GMT
#306
It was in dota, but it was something like this:
guy: "go get a life"
me: "I've got one already, and im enjoying it thank you"
guy: "lol no, you cant be good at dota and have a life..."
me: "w/e"

Nothing special, but i just love the "get a life, noob" comments... the most retarded of all BM imo.
"No, whine not! Play, or play not! There is no whine."
gorkhus98
Profile Joined April 2010
France35 Posts
October 20 2010 13:09 GMT
#307
after an unnerving loss to 3v1 early rushes followed with lolrays and tanks pre 1.1, one of us say in french "fuck's sake noobs going 3v1 to get an advantage without a fucking brain"
Opponents start answering in german and then say in english "Just this word: french"
Then follows some serious german jokes and french jokes as we're losing so bad xD

Filled up with rage we click go straight out again and fall on the same opponents ^^

"Surrender now just like you did in world war"

Problem was that was no funny bm so we just cheesed 1 to 1 and somehow well, they didn't seem to manage to micro the most stupid things a noob can throw at you. Filled up with rage myself I just can't hold my fingers anymore and just go "surrender to french cheese cuz you can't 3v1 a-move yet"

He goes "we weren't 3v1 in ww and we don't like your country cheese"

Bm back and forth is the best! xD Just like a game into the game ^^
aging when keeping a passionate gaming mind is rough
Skrattybones
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada37 Posts
October 22 2010 14:25 GMT
#308
Last night: ZvP

After I won, "you think you so good an the world revolves around you WHO CARES ABOUT YOU NOBODY".
Still learning/ First you get the zerglings. Then you get the power. THEN you get the women.
kXn
Profile Joined August 2010
254 Posts
October 22 2010 14:51 GMT
#309
Opponent: youre a fucking joke

Me: youre a fucking joke

Opponent: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic...

Me: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic...

Opponent: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot

Me: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot

Opponent: im a faggot

Me: thats what I thought

"Opponent has left the game!"
Assault_1
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1950 Posts
October 22 2010 15:03 GMT
#310
[image loading]
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
October 22 2010 15:45 GMT
#311
On October 22 2010 23:51 kXn wrote:
Opponent: youre a fucking joke

Me: youre a fucking joke

Opponent: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic...

Me: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic...

Opponent: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot

Me: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot

Opponent: im a faggot

Me: thats what I thought

"Opponent has left the game!"


would love to see that screen shotted, seems a bit too awesome
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kXn
Profile Joined August 2010
254 Posts
October 22 2010 16:11 GMT
#312
On October 23 2010 00:45 Kiante wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 22 2010 23:51 kXn wrote:
Opponent: youre a fucking joke

Me: youre a fucking joke

Opponent: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic...

Me: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic...

Opponent: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot

Me: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot

Opponent: im a faggot

Me: thats what I thought

"Opponent has left the game!"


would love to see that screen shotted, seems a bit too awesome


Happened in BW a year ago or so, I had a screen of it but lost due to harddrive breakdown :/ I remember it so clearly though so it was easy for me to type it
esc0bar
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada112 Posts
October 27 2010 21:57 GMT
#313
Opponent started talking shit in game before leaving because i went 7 roach early game, he scouted it right as i was coming out of my main on scrap... Was like one page long so only the nice stuff.

You: the scrub is prolly the one who scouted it and couldnt hold it
tehemperorer has reconnected.
tehemperorer: u aint $hit kid
u blow
go back to plat
You: lol.. u lost.
im 1700 and youre what 1600
k thx.

tehemperorer: ur terrible
gg bonus pool scrub'
You: well if you were any good you woulda got a sentry lol
tehemperorer: ur bad and have no clue
You: says the loser to the guy who totally owned him
tehemperorer: learn the game scrub
You: read previous sentence please.
tehemperorer: ur a scrub !@#$
You: i know your butt hurts, itll be alrite by tomorow.
thats what i tell your mom too, works for her buddy.
tehemperorer: ur terrible scrub, stop
You:
tehemperorer: just embarassing urself
You:
tehemperorer: ugly !@#$
You: the one embarassing himself is you buddy.. crying after losing.. keep it up

Told him it would be quite funny to post his crying here... long.

tehemperorer: go to the n00b help thread plz
You: well if you looked in the strategy section.. im pretty sure theres a couple cool stuff about sentries
watch huk play for example
tehemperorer: plz n00b, go watch some vods of people better than you
You: you can watch our replay to see someone better than you

He did not reply to that... I've never had anyone talk trash for so long, they usually ignore after crying for 10 seconds, was quite fun actually. My high school students don't even complain this much... sure I don't allin roach rush them after scouting their really late gateway.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-28 01:43:16
October 28 2010 01:40 GMT
#314
I faced frost(Yes the Frost@USEast/West>You frost) in a golems UMS game and heres the chat that came in it (afterwards he stalked me for a few games and made more hilarious chat stuff but I forgot to save replays as I was too busy cracking up):
starcraft3: I'm a nerd
Frost(on aka): Haha I forgot my hacks
Me: XD
Starcraft3: not gay
starcraft3: That guy is weird
Starcraft3: Why do u hack blue(frost)
Frost: Speaking of hacks
Frost: Bigjoke123 (hackdetector stuff)
Frost: Bigjoke123 (hackdetector stuff)
Frost: Bigjoke123 (hack detector stuff)
Me: Lmao
Bigjoke123: lmfao
Starcraft3: Why does he hack
Bigjoke123: Multicommand
Me: fo sure (I harassed him and he used multicommand to micro units)
Frost: thats a 3rdparty programme
Frost: U could get banned
bigjoke123: like if i care
Frost: Starcraft3(hack detector stuff)
Frost: Bigjoke123 (hack detector stuff)
Me: Lmao
Frost: /tclicks
Starcraft3: teal
Starcraft3: hackign doesnt make u better
Me: -.-
Starcraft3: Why hack
Me: -.-
Me: really?
Bigjoke123: u are too
Starcraft3: i dont hack
Bigjoke123: hack detector
Bigjoke123: his a hack
Me: I dont hack :D
Frost: i could drop yall dont be gay
Starcraft3 has been dropped from the game(in rep of course said left)
Bigjoke123 has been dropped from the game
Me: lmfaoi
Frost: rofl u hack
Me: no I dont
Me: XD
Frost: lol?
Frost: shows the dropped users hack detector data stuff again
Frost:oh
Frost: ok ou dont
Me: yeah
Frost: LOL
Me: u fail
Me: XD
Frost: nah
Frost: i own
Me: mhmm
Frost: rofl after me and my mom fucked other night
Frost: i grabbed her dick
Frost: and shoved me dick in here dickhole
Frost: then came LOL
Frost: XD (his army had just been owned by mine)
Me: someone died
Me: and somehow it wasnt me :o
Frost: stfu rando
Frost: umad?
Me: no
Me: u?
Frost: pwned
Me: howso?
Frost: onwed ur hero
Frost: rofl
Me: and I owned urs
Frost: so
Frost: XD
Me: XD
Frost: i owned ur mom
Frost: in bed
Me: no u didnt
Frost: ROFL
Frost: ask her why she hasnt been having her period lately
Frost: unprotected sex ftw
Me: so...
Frost: has left the game(faked)
Me: XD
Me: Spoofer?
Me: ever suck?
Frost: wat is a spoofer
Me: o.o
Frost: wow faggot (I plagued his army )
Me: XD
Frost: gay much?
Me: no
Frost: LOL GAY A LOT?
Me: Nope
Me: gay never?
Me: YES
Me: u noob?
Frost: stop eating scat
Me: XD
Frost: OWNED
Me: ?
Frost: u suck dog dick LOL (I have no idea what he meant by this so i typed...)
Me: lmao <3 the ragers
Frost: l;olwut?
Frost: u admitted to raging?
Frost: EAT SHIT KID
Me: XD
Me(cuts out act): come on Mr.Frost
Me: get owned
Me: :D
Frost: ?
Me: u act like Frost lmao
Frost: who the fuck told u my aka
Me: no one
Me: I figured it out
Frost: ...
Me: myself
Me: XD
Me: u gave it away early on
Frost: lol how
Me: u said "u mad?"
Frost: lolwut?
Me: ive only heard it from u
Frost(desperate): ok i can tell
Frost: ur getting pissed
Frost: LOL
Me: no
Me: this is
Me: hilarious
Frost: when i rm
Frost: if u come
Frost: ill astat you
Frost: then say umad?
Me: lmao
Me: Im gonna eat after this anyways
Frost: meet me in op valor
Frost: after game
Me: nah
Me: who knows what hacks u got up ur sleeve
Frost: wow noob i dont hack (I cracked up while I was typing for the next few minutes)
Me: Frost doesnt hack? since when?
Frost: lol?
Frost: when fatasses get mad
Frost: LOL
Me: XD
Me: hf dieinbg
Me: dieing*
Replay ends because he drop hacked me while I was pushing and had clearly owned him @ golems with a much larger army and 110 more kills

I'll edit in a replay link in later.

"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Salts
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada32 Posts
October 31 2010 07:35 GMT
#315
After successfully zealot rushing someone:

Him: wow
Me: ?
Him: way to go
Me: you don't mean it
Him: no really
Him: i've never been rushed so fast before
Me: thanks then

but then he lets the game drag on by building an expo in the middle of nowhere and putting a pylon somewhere else too and says, "I'm so mad right now," and leaves.

It was like I was being raged on by Ghandi or something.
gulii
Profile Joined November 2004
Sweden2791 Posts
October 31 2010 09:11 GMT
#316
On October 22 2010 23:51 kXn wrote:
Opponent: youre a fucking joke

Me: youre a fucking joke

Opponent: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic...

Me: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic...

Opponent: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot

Me: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot

Opponent: im a faggot

Me: thats what I thought

"Opponent has left the game!"


LOL!

I had this one a couple of days ago.

he"OMG, is it even possible to rally probes to minerals"

me, "not in BW"

he" thats why I lost game one and gonna lose this"

20 seconds later I destroy his photoncannons after he went 13 nexus and I went over-pool. (We played LT, and he havent even scouted me) dont think it was cuz the lack of rallying directly to minerals.

HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
October 31 2010 18:14 GMT
#317
yesterday i did some serious iccup'ing

it was a tvt on outsider, i play a very standard siege expand build and he does a double port wraith.

with not many loses i fend of his two port wraith and obviously have a good advantage.
i start actively scouting for him sneaking out an expansion and sure i do.

he then asks me "u hack?"
without thinking i reply "always"

so after 20seconds or so the Iccup anti-hack throws out a message about some malicious software being detected and a drop screen appears, i get my 130 points and he get's kicked out of the game.

lol, he probably though if i hack and get away with it so can he.+ Show Spoiler +
i dont hack btw
Sworn
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada920 Posts
October 31 2010 19:09 GMT
#318
gg you assclown.

after stopping a TvT FE
"Duty is heavy as a mountain, death is light as a feather." CJ Entus Fighting! <3 Effort
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
November 03 2010 13:30 GMT
#319
http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n536/alej15/Screenshot2010-11-0309_25_30.jpg?t=1288791007

players who don't speak english well should not bm on the na server!
get rich or die mining
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NathanSC
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States620 Posts
November 03 2010 18:13 GMT
#320
On November 03 2010 22:30 Alejandrisha wrote:
http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n536/alej15/Screenshot2010-11-0309_25_30.jpg?t=1288791007

players who don't speak english well should not bm on the na server!

Easily one of my favorites.

"gg map hacker, you should know I map hack better"
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