EPTPvT, he comsats me killing my own army so i can make mass dts and dark archons to recall into his main:
toyond: FUCK YOU
toyond has left the game
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funnybananaman
United States830 Posts
PvT, he comsats me killing my own army so i can make mass dts and dark archons to recall into his main: toyond: FUCK YOU toyond has left the game | ||
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MagnusHyperion
United States288 Posts
me: "glhf" guy: "fu ck you" me: "your mother would be proud of your good manners" guy: "fuck you" me: "she'd tell you herself if she weren't busy fucking a donkey" guy: "what a lame comeback. i am going to take pleasure in beating you" me: "glhf" flash forward me fast expanding in PvP and going up 3 bases to 1. needless to say, he didn't gg when he left  | ||
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Templar.
Canada133 Posts
"Fuck you and the mother the chicken" | ||
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-KarmA
United States353 Posts
I got a good laugh out of that | ||
Cambam
United States360 Posts
lol | ||
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Kuzmorgo
Hungary1058 Posts
guy: "go get a life" me: "I've got one already, and im enjoying it thank you" guy: "lol no, you cant be good at dota and have a life..." me: "w/e" Nothing special, but i just love the "get a life, noob" comments... the most retarded of all BM imo. | ||
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gorkhus98
France35 Posts
Opponents start answering in german and then say in english "Just this word: french" Then follows some serious german jokes and french jokes as we're losing so bad xD Filled up with rage we click go straight out again and fall on the same opponents ^^ "Surrender now just like you did in world war" Problem was that was no funny bm so we just cheesed 1 to 1 and somehow well, they didn't seem to manage to micro the most stupid things a noob can throw at you. Filled up with rage myself I just can't hold my fingers anymore and just go "surrender to french cheese cuz you can't 3v1 a-move yet" He goes "we weren't 3v1 in ww and we don't like your country cheese" Bm back and forth is the best! xD Just like a game into the game ^^ | ||
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Skrattybones
Canada37 Posts
After I won, "you think you so good an the world revolves around you WHO CARES ABOUT YOU NOBODY". | ||
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kXn
254 Posts
Me: youre a fucking joke Opponent: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic... Me: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic... Opponent: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot Me: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot Opponent: im a faggot Me: thats what I thought "Opponent has left the game!" | ||
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Assault_1
Canada1950 Posts
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Kiante
Australia7069 Posts
On October 22 2010 23:51 kXn wrote: Opponent: youre a fucking joke Me: youre a fucking joke Opponent: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic... Me: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic... Opponent: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot Me: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot Opponent: im a faggot Me: thats what I thought "Opponent has left the game!" would love to see that screen shotted, seems a bit too awesome | ||
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kXn
254 Posts
On October 23 2010 00:45 Kiante wrote: would love to see that screen shotted, seems a bit too awesome Happened in BW a year ago or so, I had a screen of it but lost due to harddrive breakdown :/ I remember it so clearly though so it was easy for me to type it | ||
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esc0bar
Canada112 Posts
You: the scrub is prolly the one who scouted it and couldnt hold it tehemperorer has reconnected. tehemperorer: u aint $hit kid u blow go back to plat You: lol.. u lost. im 1700 and youre what 1600 k thx.  tehemperorer: ur terrible gg bonus pool scrub' You: well if you were any good you woulda got a sentry lol tehemperorer: ur bad and have no clue You: says the loser to the guy who totally owned him tehemperorer: learn the game scrub You: read previous sentence please. tehemperorer: ur a scrub !@#$ You: i know your butt hurts, itll be alrite by tomorow. thats what i tell your mom too, works for her buddy. tehemperorer: ur terrible scrub, stop You: tehemperorer: just embarassing urself You: tehemperorer: ugly !@#$ You: the one embarassing himself is you buddy.. crying after losing.. keep it up Told him it would be quite funny to post his crying here... long. tehemperorer: go to the n00b help thread plz You: well if you looked in the strategy section.. im pretty sure theres a couple cool stuff about sentries watch huk play for example tehemperorer: plz n00b, go watch some vods of people better than you You: you can watch our replay to see someone better than you He did not reply to that... I've never had anyone talk trash for so long, they usually ignore after crying for 10 seconds, was quite fun actually. My high school students don't even complain this much... sure I don't allin roach rush them after scouting their really late gateway. | ||
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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
starcraft3: I'm a nerd Frost(on aka): Haha I forgot my hacks Me: XD Starcraft3: not gay starcraft3: That guy is weird Starcraft3: Why do u hack blue(frost) Frost: Speaking of hacks Frost: Bigjoke123 (hackdetector stuff) Frost: Bigjoke123 (hackdetector stuff) Frost: Bigjoke123 (hack detector stuff) Me: Lmao Bigjoke123: lmfao Starcraft3: Why does he hack Bigjoke123: Multicommand Me: fo sure (I harassed him and he used multicommand to micro units) Frost: thats a 3rdparty programme Frost: U could get banned bigjoke123: like if i care Frost: Starcraft3(hack detector stuff) Frost: Bigjoke123 (hack detector stuff) Me: Lmao Frost: /tclicks Starcraft3: teal Starcraft3: hackign doesnt make u better Me: -.- Starcraft3: Why hack Me: -.- Me: really? Bigjoke123: u are too Starcraft3: i dont hack Bigjoke123: hack detector Bigjoke123: his a hack Me: I dont hack :D Frost: i could drop yall dont be gay Starcraft3 has been dropped from the game(in rep of course said left) Bigjoke123 has been dropped from the game Me: lmfaoi Frost: rofl u hack Me: no I dont Me: XD Frost: lol? Frost: shows the dropped users hack detector data stuff again Frost:oh Frost: ok ou dont Me: yeah Frost: LOL Me: u fail Me: XD Frost: nah Frost: i own Me: mhmm Frost: rofl after me and my mom fucked other night Frost: i grabbed her dick Frost: and shoved me dick in here dickhole Frost: then came LOL Frost: XD (his army had just been owned by mine) Me: someone died Me: and somehow it wasnt me :o Frost: stfu rando Frost: umad? Me: no Me: u? Frost: pwned Me: howso? Frost: onwed ur hero Frost: rofl Me: and I owned urs Frost: so Frost: XD Me: XD Frost: i owned ur mom Frost: in bed Me: no u didnt Frost: ROFL Frost: ask her why she hasnt been having her period lately Frost: unprotected sex ftw Me: so... Frost: has left the game(faked) Me: XD Me: Spoofer? Me: ever suck? Frost: wat is a spoofer Me: o.o Frost: wow faggot (I plagued his army )Me: XD Frost: gay much? Me: no Frost: LOL GAY A LOT? Me: Nope Me: gay never? Me: YES Me: u noob? Frost: stop eating scat Me: XD Frost: OWNED Me: ? Frost: u suck dog dick LOL (I have no idea what he meant by this so i typed...) Me: lmao <3 the ragers Frost: l;olwut? Frost: u admitted to raging? Frost: EAT SHIT KID Me: XD Me(cuts out act): come on Mr.Frost Me: get owned Me: :D Frost: ? Me: u act like Frost lmao Frost: who the fuck told u my aka Me: no one Me: I figured it out Frost: ... Me: myself Me: XD Me: u gave it away early on Frost: lol how Me: u said "u mad?" Frost: lolwut? Me: ive only heard it from u Frost(desperate): ok i can tell Frost: ur getting pissed Frost: LOL Me: no Me: this is Me: hilarious Frost: when i rm Frost: if u come Frost: ill astat you Frost: then say umad? Me: lmao Me: Im gonna eat after this anyways Frost: meet me in op valor Frost: after game Me: nah Me: who knows what hacks u got up ur sleeve Frost: wow noob i dont hack (I cracked up while I was typing for the next few minutes) Me: Frost doesnt hack? since when? Frost: lol? Frost: when fatasses get mad Frost: LOL Me: XD Me: hf dieinbg Me: dieing* Replay ends because he drop hacked me while I was pushing and had clearly owned him @ golems with a much larger army and 110 more kills I'll edit in a replay link in later. | ||
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Salts
Canada32 Posts
Him: wow Me: ? Him: way to go Me: you don't mean it Him: no really Him: i've never been rushed so fast before Me: thanks then but then he lets the game drag on by building an expo in the middle of nowhere and putting a pylon somewhere else too and says, "I'm so mad right now," and leaves. It was like I was being raged on by Ghandi or something. | ||
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gulii
Sweden2791 Posts
On October 22 2010 23:51 kXn wrote: Opponent: youre a fucking joke Me: youre a fucking joke Opponent: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic... Me: lol u cant say anything back so you copy me... so pathetic... Opponent: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot Me: noob fuck, learn to argue u look like an idiot Opponent: im a faggot Me: thats what I thought "Opponent has left the game!" LOL! I had this one a couple of days ago. he"OMG, is it even possible to rally probes to minerals" me, "not in BW" he" thats why I lost game one and gonna lose this" 20 seconds later I destroy his photoncannons after he went 13 nexus and I went over-pool. (We played LT, and he havent even scouted me) dont think it was cuz the lack of rallying directly to minerals. | ||
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HeaDStrong
Scotland785 Posts
it was a tvt on outsider, i play a very standard siege expand build and he does a double port wraith. with not many loses i fend of his two port wraith and obviously have a good advantage. i start actively scouting for him sneaking out an expansion and sure i do. he then asks me "u hack?" without thinking i reply "always" so after 20seconds or so the Iccup anti-hack throws out a message about some malicious software being detected and a drop screen appears, i get my 130 points and he get's kicked out of the game. lol, he probably though if i hack and get away with it so can he.+ Show Spoiler + i dont hack btw | ||
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Sworn
Canada920 Posts
after stopping a TvT FE | ||
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Alejandrisha
United States6565 Posts
players who don't speak english well should not bm on the na server! | ||
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NathanSC
United States620 Posts
On November 03 2010 22:30 Alejandrisha wrote: http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n536/alej15/Screenshot2010-11-0309_25_30.jpg?t=1288791007 players who don't speak english well should not bm on the na server! Easily one of my favorites. "gg map hacker, you should know I map hack better" | ||
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