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WHY SEA WILL WIN THE 2009 - 2010 SHINHAN BANK PROLEAGUE
"I will not lose a single game for the rest of my career."
First of all, let me state that I know one player cannot 'Win' the SPL, but Sea has been eliminated from the individual leagues already so please let me express my fanboyism.
So, why will Sea win the SPL you ask?
First off, at the time of writing this, Sea is currently at a 100% win rate for the SPL. That's right, 100% wins, 0% losses. He has already decimated the three titans; Midas, Hyuk, and RuBy. On top of that he is quickly becoming known as the 'Moon Glaive Destroyer' amongst his fans as he is seemingly unstoppable on this new map.
Lets not even begin to cover his Stats. With a current win streak of FOUR (4) games, an overall win percentage of 60.62%, and stellar performance in all three matchups (58.76% vs T., 63.73% vs Z., and 59.14% vs P.), Sea is looking to be the Major powerhouse for not Only MBC but for all of the SPL.
It is no secret that Sea performs very well for his team. Think Leta is a good ACE player? Wait until you see what Sea can do. Which brings me to the next reason Sea will win the SPL...
"What did you guys expect, I never lose"
Sea has been owning the competition and placing in a couple individual leagues since before most of you were born. With one of his First games debuting as early as 2004 against the blood-thirsty Rumble, Sea has never looked back and has continually been the champion of MBC.
The amount of time and experience Sea has behind the wheel of Starcraft would make Flash bunker Rush, Bisu proxy gate and Jaedong 1 hatch Lurker. You wanna take Sea to the late game? Fine, Sea will take you to a defeat.
If back to back years of utter domination since 2004 aren't enough to convince you yet, let me introduce you to my next Point...
Another team decimated by the experienced Sea
Lets face it, MBC is bad. MBC has been bad for a while now and there is no denying it. We can all speculate as to why MBC may have slumped in recent years, but one thing that is not up for discussion is how well Sea performed during the Gloomy MBC decline. Despite having to constantly carry the team upon his shoulders like some sort of old, decaying backpack of fail, Sea never gave up and was Always 'the little GameR that could.'
Imagine for a moment that you are in Sea's shoes. Best player on your team, everyone around you failing left and right, morale is low and the coaching staff seems confused as what to do. Would you give up, get discouraged, disheartened? I know I would. But I am not Sea, Sea is not even human. Sea powered through and kept his focus on the Light at the End of the tunnel. He is the one that will make MBC a great team this year. If there's Only one thing Sea does before he retires it will be to make MBC a terrifying force once again.
When all else fails, Sea can Always rely on the one thing most pro-gamers can Only dream of...
"I never stop practicing. I do not eat or sleep."
There's no denying that Sea is one of the better looking pro-gamers out there. Lets hear Movie or JulyZerg fans boast about how good looking their favorite pro-gamer is. Jaedong? Bisu? THE EMPEROR? Please. No one comes close to the perfect Style and class of Sea.
Perhaps you haven't seen Sea's recent game against RuBy. His years of experience Shine through in his sick Control of Battle Cruisers (a unit Flash didnt even know was in the game until early Last month). On top of that, Sea's showman ship and entertainment value are virtually unmatched (you win this time, BoxeR).
If he has the power to win the heart of lilsusie, whats to stop him from winning the hearts of Esports fans around the world?
Sea is the speak of the town wherever he goes
In conclusion, Sea is going to win the Proleague in 2009/2010. You may laugh now, but it is simply because you are worried about the terrifying force of Sea[Shield] making your favorite pro-gamer look like the next Rock.
Sea HWAITING
Edit: Just realized TLPDizing and then undoing it made a lot of weird random capital letters. Oh well.
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Sea will do great for the first few rounds and will burn out by the Winner's league and playoffs.
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This will make a lot of TL people happy. Don't really believe it myself though.
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He really didn't beat any worthwhile players.
I suspect he will lose very often in proleague.
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I don't know, he still has to stand his ground for few more times in order for me to speak in such confidence.
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Sea Light Pusan, Saint ....looks like mbc is back, though it looked that way early last year with Pusan defeating stork on ace match on colloseum and saint wrecking best sometime early on in the season too, hopefully they keep it up. MBC also has up and comers like..umm Iron, ameba and tiny seem decent. They also have jaehoon and hyun and peace, who should win some games between the 3 of them, probably right.....
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He's the best looking person in that picture but far from the best looking in e-sports.
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On October 28 2009 09:21 DoctorHelvetica wrote: He really didn't beat any worthwhile players.
I suspect he will lose very often in proleague.
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^^^ you too
On October 28 2009 09:21 DoctorHelvetica wrote: He really didn't beat any worthwhile players.
I suspect he will lose very often in proleague.
Are you trying to say Midas, Hyuk, and Ruby aren't really titans???
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On October 28 2009 09:23 mog87 wrote: They also have jaehoon and hyun and peace, who should win some games between the 3 of them, probably right..... i really wouldn't count on it
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lol yeah right; MBC is one of the worst teams right now and Sea is no Jaedong
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On October 28 2009 09:14 HuskyTheHusky wrote: He has already decimated the three titans; Midas, Hyuk, and RuBy.
Titans, really?
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man i hope MBC bounces back  Sea cant carry a team
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On October 28 2009 09:24 huameng wrote:^^^ you too Show nested quote +On October 28 2009 09:21 DoctorHelvetica wrote: He really didn't beat any worthwhile players.
I suspect he will lose very often in proleague. Are you trying to say Midas, Hyuk, and Ruby aren't really titans??? Are you trying to say that Midas, Hyuk, and Ruby are titans?
lol?
I love Midas and I was really sad when he got demoted to the B-team in SKT1, but he's not one of the best Terrans around anymore. By far.
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On October 28 2009 09:14 HuskyTheHusky wrote: He has already decimated the three titans; Midas, Hyuk, and RuBy.
Hyuk's ZvT is well known to be shit. (24%?) Midas is good but not really a titan. He was never on SKT's line-up for as long as I can remember. As for Ruby, his TvT is 36% and I don't know what team he was in before ACE, but I never really heard of it. So he most likely wasn't a regular in that team's line-up either.
edit: i feel like that entire sentence was a troll and i just fed it
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United States2186 Posts
Despite having to constantly carry the team upon his shoulders like some sort of old, decaying backpack of fail, Sea never gave up and was Always 'the little GameR that could.'
Imagine for a moment that you are in Sea's shoes. Best player on your team, everyone around you failing left and right, morale is low and the coaching staff seems confused as what to do.
Sea cant carry a team
There has never been a more fitting nickname than the Invisible Terran.
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I can't tell if people are actually taking this seriously lol.
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Wow some people here lacking any humour at all, prehaps its one of the reasons DoctorHelvetica posts are so boring;
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On October 28 2009 09:38 infinity2k9 wrote: Wow some people here lacking any humour at all, prehaps its one of the reasons DoctorHelvetica posts are so boring;
: /
The second time I read this I realized it was a joke. Thanks for making me feel bad though
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The sportainment section was probably the most convincing.
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one of the better articles ive read on this website
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Haha, this has to be a joke
lol, 3 titans indeed. Oh man Ruby is such an invincible terran
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Wait... they can call Sea 3 times per match?
Someone tell Oz this fast!
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NeverGG
United Kingdom5399 Posts
Despite having to constantly carry the team upon his shoulders like some sort of old, decaying backpack of fail, Sea never gave up and was Always 'the little GameR that could.'
Best description of MBC Hero I've ever heard. I honestly don't even recognize/care about 99% of their A-team line up these days.
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On October 28 2009 09:36 Ver wrote:Show nested quote +Despite having to constantly carry the team upon his shoulders like some sort of old, decaying backpack of fail, Sea never gave up and was Always 'the little GameR that could.'
Imagine for a moment that you are in Sea's shoes. Best player on your team, everyone around you failing left and right, morale is low and the coaching staff seems confused as what to do. There has never been a more fitting nickname than the Invisible Terran.
Yeah, I was trying to decide if this sentence was an intentional pun:
On October 28 2009 09:14 HuskyTheHusky wrote: Sea powered through and kept his focus on the Light at the End of the tunnel
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wait MBC has someone else playing for them besides Sea? who would've thought
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i sea what you did there.
good read, though some parts of it were kinda silly. and july is a hot motherfucker, fuckofff.
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Why does everyone forget about Light?
Light is really really really good.
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I love Sea and all, but I don't think he's the next JD/Bisu/Flash.
Cute writeup though.
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United States47024 Posts
On October 28 2009 09:14 HuskyTheHusky wrote: This is officially a new TL meme.
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On October 28 2009 09:30 DIMJkE wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2009 09:14 HuskyTheHusky wrote: He has already decimated the three titans; Midas, Hyuk, and RuBy.
Titans, really?
yeah i lol'ed when I heard hyuk was a titan.
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He has already decimated the three titans; Midas, Hyuk, and RuBy. Currently loling at the perfect trolling. Well played, Husky
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Too bad for Sea that he will always suffer from the curse of never doing anything spectacular in the inidividual leagues. Not only that, he has passed the curse onto Leta as well.
I guess both of them will have to rely on ProLeague for their time to shine.
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Haha, fun read. 14 fantasy points, so worth it.
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This is...satire...right?
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I was never a devoted fan of Sea but once upon a time he was an elite player in PL (as evidenced by his lifetime win percentage over 60%).
I think it's sad that he's fallen to the point that a joke thread like this can even be made. This was unthinkable 18 months ago.
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United States4796 Posts
As interesting as it is...
I'm a fan of Sea.
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i like sea
But i prefer swimming pool
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On October 28 2009 09:27 Crunchums wrote: lol yeah right; MBC is one of the worst teams right now and Sea is no Jaedong Sparkyz fan? Apparently Sea is better than Leta considering he owned Midas while Leta got owned by Midas?
On October 28 2009 10:40 darktreb wrote: I was never a devoted fan of Sea but once upon a time he was an elite player in PL (as evidenced by his lifetime win percentage over 60%).
I think it's sad that he's fallen to the point that a joke thread like this can even be made. This was unthinkable 18 months ago. People forget when Sea WAS the Proleague player that everyone feared, they also forget when he raped Jaedong near the height of his career, forget the epic game Sea had vs GoRush in the Sky Proleague finals ace match.
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Jaedong is at the height of his career right now. Sea is damn good(60% win) considering he plays on MBC which means he probably has to go up against only the best other teams have to offer. Bisu, Flash, and Jaedong sometimes get off easy and get fed some scrubs to their records.
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United States17042 Posts
I was expecting this to be written by fakesteve in seriousness. Oh well, I like it ^.^
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Always good to see Sea win. But I don't see how he's gonna do better than Flash
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i for one think husky's posts are hilarious
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watch out guys, sea has a great likelihood of seeing your responses because...
+ Show Spoiler +
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Sea has been owning the competition and placing in a couple individual leagues since before most of you were born. With one of his First games debuting as early as 2004 against the blood-thirsty Rumble, Sea has never looked back and has continually been the champion of MBC.
Oddly enough, imagining most TL posters as three year olds makes the world overall make a lot more sense.
Yeah, I'm joking. But I did enjoy the post...
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His early exits in sl arn't very convincing you know.
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almost thought this was a fakesteve article
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On October 28 2009 12:02 meegrean wrote:Always good to see Sea win. But I don't see how he's gonna do better than Flash  crushed flash recently, happened once, sea will make it happen again.
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Can I make a Romanian joke?
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On October 28 2009 12:28 blue_arrow wrote:watch out guys, sea has a great likelihood of seeing your responses because... + Show Spoiler + Why doesn't he post moar here? That would be so awesome.
Anyways, Flash will win.
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In a similar vein, "known" pro/semi-pro players will also be treated with deference (yes, quite a few hang out here). Don't complain - these guys have earned it.
i believe programmers and semipro gamers get Special treatment as stated in the commandments.
/[end]pwned
you sir may pick up your pants now because i am done.
Sea[Shield] hwating!!!!!!!
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Valhalla18444 Posts
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If I was a progamer in korea I would post only one word sentences and gay fanfiction about other progamers.
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I hate to break it to Sea and his fans, but the SPL is a team league. But I heard there are a couple individual leagues out there. Why doesn't Sea try to enter one of those? I bet he'd do great!
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On October 28 2009 15:58 Virtuoso wrote:Show nested quote + In a similar vein, "known" pro/semi-pro players will also be treated with deference (yes, quite a few hang out here). Don't complain - these guys have earned it.
i believe programmers and semipro gamers get Special treatment as stated in the commandments. /[end]pwned you sir may pick up your pants now because i am done. Sea[Shield] hwating!!!!!!! Up until now i didn't know what career to pursue, with those kinds of benefits im gonna be a programmer no doubt.
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On October 28 2009 09:35 scyper wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2009 09:14 HuskyTheHusky wrote: He has already decimated the three titans; Midas, Hyuk, and RuBy.
Hyuk's ZvT is well known to be shit. (24%?) Midas is good but not really a titan. He was never on SKT's line-up for as long as I can remember. As for Ruby, his TvT is 36% and I don't know what team he was in before ACE, but I never really heard of it. So he most likely wasn't a regular in that team's line-up either. edit: i feel like that entire sentence was a troll and i just fed it
Midas was SKT1's ACE player the season before last...are you trolling? Ruby is a good player and his tvt record is higher than tlpd indicates, as it is missing a lot of his games. That being said lol, I wouldnt call them titans, Midas would definitely be a fallen(resurrected?) Titan, but yes this write up was semi- SATIRICAL, a lot of truth and a fair bit of humorous exaggeration.
look up that word and dont confuse it with "Trolling"
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PRINCE OF PROLEAGUE RECROWNED!
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lol I was thinking the op really was serious about this until I read There's no denying that Sea is one of the better looking pro-gamers out there.
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kupo........, waste of time
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On October 28 2009 16:29 mog87 wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2009 09:35 scyper wrote:On October 28 2009 09:14 HuskyTheHusky wrote: He has already decimated the three titans; Midas, Hyuk, and RuBy.
Hyuk's ZvT is well known to be shit. (24%?) Midas is good but not really a titan. He was never on SKT's line-up for as long as I can remember. As for Ruby, his TvT is 36% and I don't know what team he was in before ACE, but I never really heard of it. So he most likely wasn't a regular in that team's line-up either. edit: i feel like that entire sentence was a troll and i just fed it Midas was SKT1's ACE player the season before last...are you trolling? Ruby is a good player and his tvt record is higher than tlpd indicates, as it is missing a lot of his games. That being said lol, I wouldnt call them titans, Midas would definitely be a fallen(resurrected?) Titan, but yes this write up was semi- SATIRICAL, a lot of truth and a fair bit of humorous exaggeration. look up that word and dont confuse it with "Trolling"
i said as long as i remember, which is around winners league and last round of proleague, which i never saw him being sent out. that said, it's like at least a year of not being sent out. that's way too long. and even if ruby's tvt is higher, he still is like a B teamer. yeah that's what i meant by troll.
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HuskytheHusky lost a bet to Fakesteve I think.
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Sea is a great player, and doesn't really have any weakness in all mu. But Flash right now is going god-like BOT.
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Haha that was great. Notice in the picture how the lettuce leaves are right in front of Artosis. What a cute little guinea pig he is! NOMNOMNOM.
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We need thread for hype Hyuk
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On October 28 2009 16:56 scyper wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2009 16:29 mog87 wrote:On October 28 2009 09:35 scyper wrote:On October 28 2009 09:14 HuskyTheHusky wrote: He has already decimated the three titans; Midas, Hyuk, and RuBy.
Hyuk's ZvT is well known to be shit. (24%?) Midas is good but not really a titan. He was never on SKT's line-up for as long as I can remember. As for Ruby, his TvT is 36% and I don't know what team he was in before ACE, but I never really heard of it. So he most likely wasn't a regular in that team's line-up either. edit: i feel like that entire sentence was a troll and i just fed it Midas was SKT1's ACE player the season before last...are you trolling? Ruby is a good player and his tvt record is higher than tlpd indicates, as it is missing a lot of his games. That being said lol, I wouldnt call them titans, Midas would definitely be a fallen(resurrected?) Titan, but yes this write up was semi- SATIRICAL, a lot of truth and a fair bit of humorous exaggeration. look up that word and dont confuse it with "Trolling" i said as long as i remember, which is around winners league and last round of proleague, which i never saw him being sent out. that said, it's like at least a year of not being sent out. that's way too long. and even if ruby's tvt is higher, he still is like a B teamer. yeah that's what i meant by troll.
So not too long at all then? Midas is a very famous player.
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This is better than the why Sea will win OSL or MSL threads I always used to see. Haven't seen too many of these this season, wonder why
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I love sea. Probably my favourite Terran other than Flash. When he plays well it's brilliant, and his style of map control backed up by macro is scary.
tbh he still looks scary in all his games, just a streak of bad luck and/or people messing with his style.
With nothing else to practice for he'll do fine in proleague.
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I always knew Sea would win the SPL. Which is why he is on my Fantasy team. And pwning beetches left and right. There I said it.
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On October 29 2009 01:58 ThePhan2m wrote: deja vú - tuché the what
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my months-long and fruitless search has now been completed yay thanks fontong
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lol.. cute reading... I hope Sea does well this season, and give us a pleasant surprise on an individual league sometime...
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On October 28 2009 16:41 Piste wrote:lol I was thinking the op really was serious about this until I read Show nested quote +There's no denying that Sea is one of the better looking pro-gamers out there.
he is imo, lol. check out the 4th photo in the post, thats a pretty good pic / angle.
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Netherlands595 Posts
I don't have time to read all these responses! 
Anyway, I liked this story. MBC is doing very well and Sea is playing pretty good (in proleague). I hope with you that he will become the most feared opponent in proleague this season, so that the likeably MBC can have a shot at greatness once again.
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If MBC has a team, does OGN have a team?
More pro gamers need to post on team liquid!
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On October 30 2009 05:59 lone_hydra wrote: If MBC has a team, does OGN have a team?
More pro gamers need to post on team liquid!
sparkyz was once ogn sponsored instead of hite sponsored.
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On October 30 2009 05:59 lone_hydra wrote: If MBC has a team, does OGN have a team?
More pro gamers need to post on team liquid! Hite Sparkys used to be OGN Sparkys.
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I actually had him in my anti-team all the way up till now, that sucked..
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Midas is a titan!
This is 2005 right?
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"titans" Midas, Hyuk, and RuBy ........... LMAO
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such a fake thread. whats next? #1 PR this month (for being good looking)?
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I believ sea too.
sea gogo
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Yea... Not too many facts or actual reasons here lol. Funny read though.
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Belgium9947 Posts
On October 31 2009 23:31 seashield wrote: thank you!!!!!!!
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go sea. not much of an mbc fan though. except for sea.
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On October 31 2009 23:31 seashield wrote: thank you!!!!!!!
:D
This is epic, I must say.
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On October 31 2009 23:31 seashield wrote: thank you!!!!!!!
no, thank you!!
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With a current win streak of FOUR (4) games
LOL at all those people here not getting the humour respectively this being an encouragement thread. Romanianfactor of people posting here: 80%
Edit: Talk about Germans not getting humour hahaha
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Katowice25012 Posts
On October 31 2009 23:31 seashield wrote: thank you!!!!!!!
Easily my favorite poster
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MBC is actually doing well this season. If they can find a few more decent players to back up their terran line they'll be solid. I don't understand why they're playing Hyun over Ameba though.
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On October 31 2009 23:31 seashield wrote: thank you!!!!!!!
haha Hi Sea!
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sea should be a ghost with 4 posts
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This is idiotic. Sea is an awesome player stuck on a once great team.
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On November 01 2009 10:46 skindzer wrote: This is idiotic. Sea is an awesome player stuck on a once great team.
with their old coach back this team might be great again. IMHO they will make the playoffs
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I agree, I think Sea will make the play offs.
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On October 29 2009 02:51 Itachii wrote:the what What i meant was something like "I've seen this somewhere before" (Fakesteve) and tuché means, "good point". got it?
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Husky never fails to entertain, neither do the idiots that took it seriously LOLWUT
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On November 01 2009 20:55 ThePhan2m wrote:Show nested quote +On October 29 2009 02:51 Itachii wrote:On October 29 2009 01:58 ThePhan2m wrote: deja vú - tuché the what What i meant was something like "I've seen this somewhere before" (Fakesteve) and tuché means, "good point". got it? I thought it was touché
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lol, Sea is gonna lose like the next 5 games
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Sea is good, but his team members are kinda not so good
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On November 02 2009 10:30 imDerek wrote: Sea is good, but his team members are kinda not so good Light is good. They're better than Oz, at the least.
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On November 02 2009 10:58 Nevuk wrote:Show nested quote +On November 02 2009 10:30 imDerek wrote: Sea is good, but his team members are kinda not so good Light is good. They're better than Oz, at the least.
Yea for f'real mbc is better than OZ. And is Sea undefeated so far in proleague?
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Sea can win proleague, don't forget that Hyuk won the STX master's.
and fantasy won 08-09 proleague, sort of, 3-0 in the finals including 2-0 vs Jaedong helps.
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On October 31 2009 23:31 seashield wrote: thank you!!!!!!!
Oh god, my fanboism just reached an all new height.
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On October 31 2009 23:31 seashield wrote: thank you!!!!!!!
oh lawd +1 post from sea :O
yeah he's definitely going on a rampage this season :D
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holy fuck sea posted in this thread. I LOVE YOU SEA
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On October 31 2009 23:31 seashield wrote: thank you!!!!!!!
SEA FIGHTING!!
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Radfield
Canada2720 Posts
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I thought this thread was going to be serious. I was preparing to laugh at a non-satirical explanation of why Sea would win.
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iNfeRnaL
Germany1908 Posts
How can you not love this guy? YUM BO SUNG FIGHTING!!!!
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DID YOU GUYS Sea HIM VS eSTRO?
DID YOU FUCKING Sea WHAT A MONSTER HE IS
yesssssssssssssssssssssssss
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I didn't even see this when it was originally posted. So awesome. :D
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I kind of disregarded this post when I first read it but damn sea has a monster TvT, he has indeed won PL so far. I'ld like to see a sea v flash boX tvt series.
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