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Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-09 17:10:59
March 09 2009 16:56 GMT
#1


So this morning I was up late watching winners league and decided to go make some food. I opened my door and saw dark spots and my floor illuminated by a night light. I thought " what the fuck is that"...

I turned on the light and saw a scene of horror. On my floor were 20 spots of fresh blood and on my walls speckled with spots up to about 6 feet high. Instantly my reaction was to scream " HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCUCCCKCKKKK".

I knew almost immediately what the fuck this bloody mess had to have been from, my cat. I ran upstairs following bloody tracks through the kitchen, down the hallway, and into my parents room.

I turned on their light and said "wake the fuck up, we need to find the cats, one of them is bleeding all over the fucking house!" I ran around the house looking for the cats. I found one of them sitting in a chair. I quickly looked at him. No blood on him, no blood around him, must be the other cat. Soon I find the other cat. I lift him up to find that he isn't bleeding. "FUCK FIND JASPER, IT WAS HIM!"

I run back to the other cat. He decided to bolt while I was gone. My sister found him upstairs under my parents bed. I grab him and look at his paws and to my horror it was soaked in blood.

I rushed him to the bathtub where I assessed his wounds. The bleeding had must have just stopped. Then I looked at his bloody paw and saw that he was missing 3 claws!

Anyway to make an already too long story short, he apparently got his claws caught in something and ripped them off. He then wandered around the house doing what he normally does, seemingly unaffected.

There were about 150 bloody paw prints throughout our house on carpet, a couch, chairs, tiles, and walls. It took about 6 hours for 4 of us to clean up the mess.

We took him to the vet this morning and learned that this isn't the first time they have seen something like this. His claws may or may not grow back and he was put on antibiotics and we were given some information on how to keep the wound clean for a week or so.

Anyways this is way too long, but whatever. It was a crazy morning. I took some pictures, but unfortunately didn't think to until I had already cleaned up the worst areas. I may upload some later anyways.


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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
March 09 2009 16:59 GMT
#2
NOT THAT AMAZING

BUT CAPS MADE IT FEEL AMAZING

UNTIL I LEARNED THIS IS A STUPID CAT STORY

WHAT THE FFFFFCCCCCUUUUUKKKK?
Monoxide
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada1190 Posts
March 09 2009 16:59 GMT
#3
Holy Shit.... do cats like not feel pain or something??? If it was a dog wouldn't it have barked like crazy??
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
March 09 2009 16:59 GMT
#4
I thought u were http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=89000 <-- his brother lol.

Anyways how the hell does a cat not notice? I mean if us humans lost more figures, (fingurenails perhaps a closer analogy?) we would react to it somehow. At least everything turned out OK.
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3684 Posts
March 09 2009 16:59 GMT
#5
That sound pretty crazy. You'd think the cat would cry like a baby when the claws got ripped off and would wake you up.
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
March 09 2009 17:00 GMT
#6
That's scary. Poor cat. =(


If that happened to my dog I'd probably cry. I'll pray for a speedy recovery for Jasper
(Turns out Jasper was the name of my last dog =D)
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-09 17:05:22
March 09 2009 17:02 GMT
#7
On March 10 2009 01:59 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
NOT THAT AMAZING

BUT CAPS MADE IT FEEL AMAZING

UNTIL I LEARNED THIS IS A STUPID CAT STORY

WHAT THE FFFFFCCCCCUUUUUKKKK?


It's a shame I didn't take pictures of my hallway before I cleaned up the bloody paw prints. If I had it would have made a poorly written story a lot better He managed to walk into about every room in the house. It was actually really interesting retracing his steps throughout the time he was bleeding trying to figure out where he ripped his claws out.
#1 Kwanro Fan
TYL
Profile Joined February 2008
Philippines116 Posts
March 09 2009 17:07 GMT
#8
if i was in your situation ill freak out
a girl's smile is her best make up.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
March 09 2009 17:09 GMT
#9
On March 10 2009 01:59 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
NOT THAT AMAZING

BUT CAPS MADE IT FEEL AMAZING

UNTIL I LEARNED THIS IS A STUPID CAT STORY

WHAT THE FFFFFCCCCCUUUUUKKKK?


gotta love INc XD

butt truly way to set everyone up for a let down, next time you mention blood it better involve a girl and/or a corpse.

ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
March 09 2009 17:11 GMT
#10

There were about 150 bloody paw prints throughout our house on carpet, a couch, chairs, tiles, and walls. It took about 6 hours for 4 of us to clean up the mess.


Lol this reminds me of blues clues

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Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
March 09 2009 17:15 GMT
#11
shitty for the cat. I hope it makes a good recovery. I love cats, and it is sad to hear one get hurt like that
reaver_drop
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada131 Posts
March 09 2009 17:36 GMT
#12
Require pictures of bloody mess.
김택용 화이팅!
Tinithor
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1552 Posts
March 09 2009 17:58 GMT
#13
Cats are tough bastards really.
"Oh-My-GOD" ... "Is many mutas, Yes?"
KingofHearts
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Japan562 Posts
March 09 2009 18:05 GMT
#14
HOLY SHIT WTF!!!!!! it scared me a bit i thought someone was murdered in your house. poor kitty..
moshi moshi~
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14899 Posts
March 09 2009 18:06 GMT
#15
not gonna lie i agree with inc
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
March 09 2009 18:06 GMT
#16
I thought it was you bleeding unconscious =(
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
March 09 2009 18:10 GMT
#17
On March 10 2009 02:09 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2009 01:59 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
NOT THAT AMAZING

BUT CAPS MADE IT FEEL AMAZING

UNTIL I LEARNED THIS IS A STUPID CAT STORY

WHAT THE FFFFFCCCCCUUUUUKKKK?


gotta love INc XD

butt truly way to set everyone up for a let down, next time you mention blood it better involve a girl and/or a corpse.



Or some sort of self surgery.
ya had ya shot kid!
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
March 09 2009 18:33 GMT
#18
omg, this is bad poor cat.

to all these "it wasnt that "omg"":
How would it be if 3 fingers of ur hand would be ripped off?
holy shit
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
March 09 2009 18:42 GMT
#19
claws aren't fingers. Human beings aren't cats. You aren't smart.
yB.TeH
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Germany414 Posts
March 09 2009 18:53 GMT
#20
On March 10 2009 03:42 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
claws aren't fingers. Human beings aren't cats. You aren't smart.

sure they are not, that's why they were named differently..
but claws are as important to cats as fingers are to us, and people who declaw their cats are pretty much retarded
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