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Get your ASSES on iccup.

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AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7577 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-05 04:26:55
March 03 2009 10:09 GMT
#1
******FAKESTEVE EDIT******
ATTENTION BITCHES, BIATCHES, BIZNATCHES, BIZZYNITCHES, ET AL:
IF YOU ARE RESETTING YOUR ACCOUNT OR DODGING KOREANS LIKE A BIIIIIIIITCH DON'T POST HERE
MAN BLOG ONLY MEN ALLOWED


HEY YOU THERE!

YES YOU!

It is time!

Wasted your life in the red ranks dreaming to experience the color wheel?

Never got to play a pro gamer?

This is to you good sir, yes you about to post another fucking terrible question in the strategy section.

GET YOUR ASSES ON ICCUP RIGHT NOW! For the next week or so there are more then 1'500 Blue,Green, A+ and Olympic gamers in the d/d+/c- ranks. The time to find out what timings beat your safe expand. The time to get replays you can analyse and actually learn from is now.

Go lose 10 games on iccup and then watch all ten reps back to back. You will improve!

Good luck and Happy expanding I'll see you in the blue ranks!

-Attackzerg

*****
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
March 03 2009 10:13 GMT
#2
Ah. Watching replays.

I hate it. But I guess I have to.
GinNtoniC
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Sweden2945 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-03 10:48:43
March 03 2009 10:18 GMT
#3
I actually stopped playing starcraft a few weeks ago. Got too much with school, training, actually having (/wanting) to see friends etc. I didn't have time for everything I wanted/had to do and realized there was one big time sink that had to leave the equation... Starcraft :S

Now it's only installed on my notebook (where all the colors are scrambled :S anyone know how to fix that btw? running windows 7 beta on it, and it wont run in compatibility mode... anyway, less thread stealing..) so I can watch replays on it.
Still gonna follow the professional scene like always, but just can't play it before summer.

edit: alright, alright, take it easy. I won't spill my friggin diary or anything into your blog. No harm meant.

Post Rephrased: Good luck with your iccuping, but I can't play due to personal complications.
Huge fan of JulyZerg, HonestTea and that guy Kim Taek Yong.
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7577 Posts
March 03 2009 10:19 GMT
#4
Get out of my blog. Just because it is a blog doesn't mean you can post all of your useless personal information in it. You can post a blog called 'why I'm not good' somewhere else ok?
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
March 03 2009 10:23 GMT
#5
I'm at work-_-; for at least 6 hours--a
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7577 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-03 10:28:15
March 03 2009 10:27 GMT
#6
On March 03 2009 19:23 G.s)NarutO wrote:
I'm at work-_-; for at least 6 hours--a


I have no doubt that you will do everything I recommend except losing ten games~!~!~!~!

GERMANY OWNS YOUR BONES NOOBS. NOW STOP READING THESE POSTS AND GO FUCKING PLAY~!~!~!.


EVERY ZERG PLAYER WHO POSTS A LOSING REP LONGER THEN 12 MINUTES IN THIS THREAD WILL RECIEVE A PM OF PERSONALIZED REPLAY ANALYSE!!
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
March 03 2009 10:27 GMT
#7
On March 03 2009 19:18 GinNtoniC wrote:
(where all the colors are scrambled :S anyone know how to fix that btw?)

Try updating graphics cards drivers, that worked for me.

I have every intention of going on iccup right now ^^ I'm not going to lose 10 games though.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
March 03 2009 10:29 GMT
#8
On March 03 2009 19:27 AttackZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 03 2009 19:23 G.s)NarutO wrote:
I'm at work-_-; for at least 6 hours--a


I have no doubt that you will do everything I recommend except losing ten games~!~!~!~!

GERMANY OWNS YOUR BONES NOOBS. NOW STOP READING THESE POSTS AND GO FUCKING PLAY~!~!~!.


EVERY ZERG PLAYER WHO POSTS A LOSING REP LONGER THEN 12 MINUTES IN THIS THREAD WILL RECIEVE A PM OF PERSONALIZED REPLAY ANALYSE!!


I'M AT WORK I HAVE STARCRAFT INSTALLED BUT IT WONT LET ME CONNECT TO ICCUP! FIREWALL OK? CANT PLAY!!! T_T
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
March 03 2009 10:46 GMT
#9
lol that's such a great ad for iccup if they chose to use it
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7577 Posts
March 03 2009 11:00 GMT
#10
On March 03 2009 19:29 G.s)NarutO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 03 2009 19:27 AttackZerg wrote:
On March 03 2009 19:23 G.s)NarutO wrote:
I'm at work-_-; for at least 6 hours--a


I have no doubt that you will do everything I recommend except losing ten games~!~!~!~!

GERMANY OWNS YOUR BONES NOOBS. NOW STOP READING THESE POSTS AND GO FUCKING PLAY~!~!~!.


EVERY ZERG PLAYER WHO POSTS A LOSING REP LONGER THEN 12 MINUTES IN THIS THREAD WILL RECIEVE A PM OF PERSONALIZED REPLAY ANALYSE!!


I'M AT WORK I HAVE STARCRAFT INSTALLED BUT IT WONT LET ME CONNECT TO ICCUP! FIREWALL OK? CANT PLAY!!! T_T



You misunderstood me brother. I was saying you are one player that I can count on playing hardcore and working his ass off .

Everything after the first sentence wasn't directed at you .


<3 naruto!
ToyotaDemon
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia150 Posts
March 03 2009 11:16 GMT
#11
Will you analyse my protoss reps instead ;D!!!!

Went 1-3 as of 5 minutes ago >_> bit rusty since not playing for a few months but dont think i would of won these games anyways

Oh yeah the game i won was because of my sxc dt rush vs some terran that was trying a dropship build (which he lost in my base without dropping anything).
rawr
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7577 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-03 11:22:03
March 03 2009 11:19 GMT
#12
On March 03 2009 20:16 ToyotaDemon wrote:
Will you analyse my protoss reps instead ;D!!!!

Went 1-3 as of 5 minutes ago >_> bit rusty since not playing for a few months but dont think i would of won these games anyways

Oh yeah the game i won was because of my sxc dt rush vs some terran that was trying a dropship build (which he lost in my base without dropping anything).

No.

BUT keep UP THE GOOD WORK!
IzaG
Profile Joined February 2009
Trinidad/Tobago93 Posts
March 03 2009 11:19 GMT
#13
LOL.
Real men play Terran
ToyotaDemon
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia150 Posts
March 03 2009 11:21 GMT
#14
awwww </3
rawr
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
March 03 2009 11:22 GMT
#15
I decided I was gonna play every one of my games on one account and never rest it this season.. Should be fun at least ^_^ glgl all!
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
StylishVODs
Profile Joined December 2005
Sweden5331 Posts
March 03 2009 11:25 GMT
#16
yeye im coming take it easy i just had to run to the store and buy some lube... alooooooot of lube.
According to Reach, he is the fastest learner he has ever seen. He start bw only like 2/3 years ago. Infact, his bw history knowledge is so limited, he didn't even know what the map Guillotine was.
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7577 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-03 11:31:33
March 03 2009 11:26 GMT
#17
On March 03 2009 20:22 Pads wrote:
I decided I was gonna play every one of my games on one account and never rest it this season.. Should be fun at least ^_^ glgl all!

YOUR BALLS ARE LARGE AND FILLED WITH POWER!

This man, this god damn amazing posting man, has choosen to take the vicious beatings and brutal rapings with his chin up and his butt flexed! He will not hide behind an alias or relocate under government protection .... no he won't. He will stand his ground no matter how covered he is with blood and vomit and ....

This man, this man named pads, is a good man.

/Salute
Ares[Effort] *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
DEMACIA6550 Posts
March 03 2009 11:41 GMT
#18
I went 0-3 now I'm 1-4, like pads over here I won't reset this season as well GOGOGOGOGOGOGGOGOGO MAY THE CJ ENTUS SPIRIT BE WITHIN ALL OF YOU!
Moderatorgold coin
DrywMz
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States394 Posts
March 03 2009 11:45 GMT
#19
I too will play this season without resets, I'll be the guy with 100wins and 600loses, MARK MY WORDS. aka WyrMz.
Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
March 03 2009 12:01 GMT
#20
I have vacation from school starting tomorrow and going for three weeks. I plan to mass game. A lot.
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